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pymaieate Oo Ine Semel \) JANE ARDEN DISHES AND Do ALL THE se YOU WOULDN'T WANT MOMMY TO HAVE To DO ALL THE CHORES BY HERSELF, WOULD YOU?.., Serey sce, 1 WONDER NOW, LET ME (7HE'LL.NEVER KNOW (7S ME UNDER A DRYERS) SECRET AGENT X9 BLUFFING ME/ IM GETTING I NEVER 6 THE OSHAWA TIMES, Tuesday, April 11, 1967 BRIDGE mond. Partner responds Twe Clubs. What would you bid now? 4. You deal and bid One Dia. mond, Partner responds Three Diamonds. What would you bid now? 1. Two diamonds. It {s true that three diamonds might sue. ceed in somé hands where parte ner would pass two diamonds and yet be able to bid and make three notrump if your bid were three diamonds. Despite this, the winning bid "REALLY... in the long run fs two dia- HOW MUCH monds. You need a pretty good BETTER FORALL @ |hand from partner to maké a 4 CONCERNED IF game, and you should assume that if he has it he will bid again. It is wise to remember that your partner is just as anxious as you are to make a game rather than a part score. 2. Three hearts. You should certainly apprize partner of game possibilities and you do this with a double raise in hearts. Yourtrumps are not Pm j WHICH PERFUME 7] iy | HE WOULD LiKe? B 2 5 By B. JAY BECKER = ce | (Top Record-Holder in Masters' TC Br] { Individual Championship Play) 9 B ; BIDING QUIZ TORONT! 5 i] | 'You have the following hands Toronto 3 . OJ 99868 @ AKQI0&4 BAT Ps inet « H . rights, xw--E from previo. 1. You deal and bid One Dia- mond. Partner responds One -- me -- erg Fin RIPIN'TO GET SAM TRELL AN' \Spade, What would you bid re. "RE OUT ENJOVING] GHE O&SERVES lnow? Coonan anour te | Hh" veunemtr Bean ue yh 9 ged TNE FOOT OF 5 THE FACK MULES, WELL come ON' d One Di SITTING HOME BOW" WYSE THE BAGS OF SILVER HAVE FALLEN CLIFFeewee wc HERE. 1 ase Lach ae rhe Heat One e ALONE ae oe: ALL OVER DOWN THERE/ agi Heart. What would you bid i 3. You deal and bid One Dia- |quite good enough for a jump |to four, which you would bid if the hearts were, say, Q-10-7-4, | You are not likely to miss @ ;game if partner passes three |hearts, which he is permitted to do. If he is so deficient in cal- ---------- Qa Gye Que GEE GEE GE SAVE ON 3 OF PONTIACS MOST POPULAR MODELS NOW ! ! © PARISIENNE © SPORTS COUPES Action! Now Where Your Mills Men Are Men of TRADING POST SALE!! THE CLIFF MILLS MOTORS L7D. MEV ANA ee ND . eN | TELEVISION LO © 4-DOOR SEDANS 723-4634 | i ories that he has to pass, he will probably have his hands e LAURENTIAN full trying to make nine tricks, © STRATO CHIEF 262 KING "th. Three diamonds, This time, ST. WEST as distinguished from the first question where your partner may have responded with only 6 points, you can: afford te jump to three diamonds to show the extra values. Partner an- nounces 10 points or more by his two club bid, and since this, | Channe: 2--Buttaie 10:00 P.M, 11:25 AM, SN) jin conjunction with your values, j -- ee A rae dein ie al I DON'T KNOW -- adds up to a probable game, nanned ui -- YY 11:30 A.M, 7 Channel 6--Toronte 2 0hC rE Tperet geniasiatraie scott I HAVEN'T BEEN eaterala ahaa & pronounced Channe! 7--Buttale rs Channe) @--Rochester 34-12-Public Eye Par i SLEEPING WELL interest in going further by i Enannst 1ioHemiiten 127-428-6115--- News 12:00 NOON LATELY -- making a jump rebid. i Channel 12--Peterborough Weather and Sports Meaesiailed as Aa Ee 4. Five diamonds. About all TUBSDaY @vR, Viewpoint é--Luncheon Date you can do is tell partner, by pay tae PO este keane mir jumping to five, that your hand 1] Hcranniy Theatre consan, wenther, Sports | 2-8--Jeopardy is not of the minimum class. « §--Superman 4--Movie ele PM Whether you make a slam, or a orl ah ila ad POT ies ibis ee hat iG even a game, depends on wheth- oa Ssotintest Hobo 4--Movie V--it's a Match er partner has a good fit with ae Pah 24--Jonnny Carson SP heany Wesinet) your hand. If he has Spades: 1a--Mormecs s-aveses by Eye Guess A-8-4; Hearts: 10; Diamonds: e--mcnaies Navy 140 P.M, 4--Search tor Tomorrow J-9-6-3-2; Clubs: K-Q-J-5, you o-Musis Hap aia wid, west ae PM. have twelve easy tricks, but if Sor Lends, ond Sees DOE dle 64-Guiding Light he has ear Bs tard jovie : ' 5.9 a00 P.M. 12:00 A.M. | 1:00 P.M Q-5-2; lamonds : ind AsAbeltl &--How's Business N--Mystery Theatre | 11--Theatre v~ Clubs: K-r, you may not even ea 3h eupiuinae CBM, tor pours, | [PALM READING) r've STILL BUT SO FAR | make eleven tricks. Se Newsy Sports, 1:00 AM _pitginia Granam NUMEROLOGY/ Got THAT 4 HES STILLSAID a ir | 2--Fusitiv Hy eal PM. Leaptain: Kangaros a 'Meer "the Pailters BERMUDA No. Both words are formed, Wed en UNCLE | lame gd, ated Movie am in part, from the Greek word |-- re m if} .M. 7 3-69--News; Cae, Sonn &4--As The World Turns leukos, pay shod ate eo ta ctuniey: boop 7--Dialing for Dollars, | *8--Let's Make A Deal kemia is a disease blood A ne News Virginia Graham 2:00 P.M. white cells of the blood. weed rie Ut bat soo oad koplakia (from leukos and Poon Plan' 1--Little Peopie 4-6-12--Password p | ; 4 oe PM. 312--Ed Allen #-2--Days ot Our Lives plax) means white plates, 0 in hice. $--Uncle Bobpy Ae nee spots, on a mucous membrane. 11--Captain Nice focreustire 13--Calendar s A bi a my tlllco 4--Bonnie Prudden %--Peopie in Confilet fs t Radiore "TBA '--Pick a Show 4. The Dectory Note to Mrs. * a3 I mut Rayrock Soparicoat Junetlon astae oF is $--Coronation Street that any more babies have rian tis Aico 3--News; Weather) 8--Glorle pags vl Paks an; eat aauy tales her+ ae Alg cw 11-12 H M. se, n Nea i 1 sehen one swords and" usa nias in older folks) heal read- Rysnor ae | se yegannel' Heapital ily A binder is seldom neces Pine . «M, Paris --General Hospi i > ; 12--Honky-Tonkin' t--Jack La Lanne 4--To Tell the Truth sary or helpful. Simple taping Sherritt 9--Star Trek 10:08 A.M. 3-6-12--Take 30 : dole Siivefids 'ae i 5PM, Flof a flat object (like a half do Sli Muller eae ee Scarica plivtenee (News YOUR HEALTH 4 lar) over the naval ordinarily Slivma 4 pest) hgh @2-Snap Judgment 3:20 PLM. is all that is necessary. Your apes ig at ia (cepa iearnire Pee e baby's bronchitis and cough Stanrok a P ne ka berth td Ed Most Fast Heartbeats could well have caused strain Steep $412-T.8.4, 11--Morning Time ee Santhan' Biae enough to make it worse. Teck, Corp ike piccanmiteion eee Tomoll we rt eel 4:00 P.M, . hinge" | amelie In welts ~-- Caused By Undue Worry. SALLY'S SALLIES i roinvaders yell Friendly Giant oot have bucy U Buttadn +Dlek Van Dyke T1100 AM. Pre Nee ed pH 4 tg ' lin: Kene le ta Le coe 4--Secret_ Storm By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD Vespar 2-4--Movie Mr. ANG. Mrs, bike, Bega ; : White Star \icaneey oritine Janintmuia swale 11-4--Woody Woodpecker Dear Dr. Molner: I have an|convince the patient Phoyel ape Wilco | TN 107 baLove on 2 Rootto ret cap cee ailment called ane Baie roses aaa hs Pag gir tha He we Harg coat Juni + . a > : -6-12--Long John Sil White syndrome. y doctor/threat; : ~ 7--Peyton Place ye reiee ong Maine | oe 18-Leng Jon Siar says there is no medication or|heart surgery, isn't about to ~ iS CROSSWORD Se see sat el ouloe beenitaktah, sak acl 0 plain the disease and tell mejor hospitalized, and if i - drastic medication. 'pet Ma if it can be Set have fre ge : aa pstune 'am Ledue ed ACROSS 4, Anger 26. Food cH 3 5 Fe quent spells.--C. C. gee re nuns ie Atamere i=] 1. A Day in 6. French leaving asa ia le io Of all the common heartjany treatm aa aa Senn = 4 27. Pig pen lelgt ISMBRIAINICIE) |symptoms, a rapid heart beat/necessary only to control th Neh ah 6 an 6 Texas 29. AsoY of a ge a probably causes the most worry |periods of sudden racing png € Griaoi ; ; h B J 0 NM ee ated, ten Hava "rene hri Sar- R10 RMBSIEIE on the part of the patient--and|heart, and quinidine is o ¢ Homes He - -- 7. gy gasso saauuas the least on the part of the doc-|used for this. be ; an su 0 PS 12. Depart 8. Labels $1. Yearn- ia ta aa tor in the vast majority of} In other ease ot 'aril Nant an. Trien 2 13. Walking 9, Level ing RIUIPIE| eas cases, (the origin | an CHU aveaes Chiettan D = sticks 10. Trust 88. Lassoed aug Aer iae| Wolf - Parkinson --White syn- fae it Mig in he ne en + i . * mR RIN drome is one form 0 . oe r Plaine 14, Seraph 16.Overhead 34. Begone ae Ai i i { f rapid) the tr ' : or aaah on pial 15. Before aviad eae ' heart beat. Without giving you/ferent. Quite often i Gt COilsds 16, Print 19, On one's eye eee ere | None discourée on the anatomy atumulation, as trom -cotee or Int. Hellum GRANDMA WON'T BE ABL! measure toes State ate is the heart, the best way Ican/Other sources of caffeine, or Mill. City ee Me wn ee 1. Ship 20, Guided 36, Annoying i ae ; : from too much smoking, may Numac BROOM WHEN I HAND timber 21, Wanderer point simplify it is this: lh the cause, and the answer pune m a curve 22. Unha: 89. Worry, $8 Nee Part spun fakes ats is obvious, Cut down the stim-| Place 0 18. Measure 23. Hasten 40. Epreads Rage pietind pie. DOR DER, OF ie. ee ulants. Sheer nerves unquestion- Provo Gas 22, Fissile 25. Foot- of Irish conducted from the ance ably can have an important! Renoer rocks stools to dry gods (upper chambers) to the ven ' | Tries oll 1 les (lower chambers), The| bearing. ' Pans 4.2 me jtcles I cannot say that a rapid u oe VEEL E Y : de Se ee heart beat or an irregular one Ww Deca 28, Helped are transmitted can vary. i ' 6 He 29. Stylish 7 ZAG W-P-W syndrome is detected dbigee gts big og Aspe dk nas 30. Stag or by measurements made in an 08 4 fi Py 'oron doe fis Yu electrocardiogram -- and the Sages about it, the better off] ridge naviaed Via! 31, Frothy 7p) cardiogram may often be made ' a tlon . agreeme 82, Tire 3 YW | GZ because the patient has noticed -- ee ee wan ena 8 community tng onder i marks these episodes of racing 0 A the facilities Yo a et vhat's|and told you not to fret about pecyes, 37, Ahead YU UU beat, and wants to know what's) ii" matter, let it go at that.| Of gulet elegance ga, er PEE-WEE'S MOTHER..SHE SAID | | DION'T YOU TELL HIM You'? ITS JUST THAT His $4: Often: 2 [2 jes [es lee |e? appening . The more you trust him and re-| con-key, es YOU TOLD THAT RATHER HAVE DINNER AT HIS. | IMOTHER NEVER ASKS poet. 4 IS NOT FATAL lax, the better you'll be. And) located in oshawa"s Sep inan TO PEE-WEE... HOUSE THAN HERE ANY TNE te title aral hy THE 41. Chirp 26 Y ie The condition is not fatal.|the more you worry about it, the' northern residential Hi al = Sete AAP AY, 43. Mother- or Y Le There may be some heart dis-;more symptoms you'll have. | era, selex He) f of-pearl 4 ease present in some cases, but} I try to warn my readers of Nome, =| 45, French Y Wi Y that must be cared for on its)signs that are or may be dan-|! i¢ you are looking for a lot to North Exp a 4s Lied e 444, own merits. This rapid benct gerous, . lll ald buy. . visit coder edge: -- Fig 47. Carried s Be Ye 38 [39 beat also occurs in hearts which/time in getting to their doc 'i Ml ise 0 builder of your clisice fer ----E i LL in all other respects are entirely|but I also try to tell them when|| ' z :48.Endures Gj a "3 normal and healthy. |they are worrying needlessly. | information. FO! DOWN Anyway, the patient thinks) 1, Gaming 45 oa something terrible is happening) Dear Dr. Molner: Since Leu-|| phone 723-1194 SAI w cubes Vy, = to him, and his doctor (after|kemia and leukoplakia are & . pea ° YA | | identifying the exact type o'|spelled somewhat alike, are| OSHAWA igs ready 'rhytym involved). knows|these two diseases inter-| 5 --_ TT |ttherwise, 'Then the task is tolrelated?--Mrs. H. N. sooo PH: aieraaenea ema