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ACO.....HOW WE GOING TO LIMITED HUBERT set i ith inne cane: eau cca TELEVISION LOG INCOMING FLIGHTS | WCNS Po J Features Byadicate, Inc 652 o5 MPATIOSsE 42 oAQ7 A108 SOUTH @AKs1074 9 o963 874 The bidding: East South West North 1¢ 1@ Passe 4@ rete noe Opening lead - five of heartg. Defense/is generally passive or active. Im some hands, the best defense is to sit still and do nothing more than wait pa- tiently for the tricks declarer Must inevitably lose. This is called passive defense. In other hands, you must at- tack at once - because, if you don't, the declarer will be able to develop his tricks before you \develop yours and you will wind yup losing the race to establish jtricks. This type of hand re- |quires active defense. There is no hard and fast |Tule that tells you when to jadopt one type of defense and }when to adopt the other, Each loam: has its own perculiar cir- |cumstances, and the bidding, the jdummy, the early plays and many other considerations should point to the type of de- | j|fense most likely to succeed. Let's say you have the East |hand and are defending against four spades. Your partner leads }a heart and you win the king with the ace. What should you return? te you decide to play "'safe" lead a trump. This turns Jout to be a poor choice when |declarer draws two rounds of |trumps and shifts to a club to |force out your ace. Regardless of what you do now, South winds up making the contract. The only tricks he loses are a heart, a diamond and a club. the ace and another diamond-- trick two - whether a low one or the ace and another diamond®% you beat the contract. Eventa- ally you score two diamonds, a and South lost cause 'YOUR HEALTH Dear Dr. Molner: I am a male aged 58, five feet 11 CROSSWORD -|position. ACROSS 47, Chicken, 10. Re- 1, Belonging old style ceiver toa of famous DOWN guests pupp 1.B it 14. Fluff 6. 2. 19. Prom: 11, Sports crest ised theater 8, Said 20. Two- 12. Roundup again masted 13. Members 4. African vessels of the GOP antelope 24. Ob- 15. Consumed 5. Valuable liquely 16. Edge of fur Salad acup 6. Increases dressing 35. Flowers 17. Thin, threefold ingredient 36. Right pert cushion 7. Fabulous 26. Slope 38. Leg joint 18. Celestial bird 27. Trays 42. Guy's 21, Tellurium: 8.Progenitor 30. Bambi, companion sym. 9. Legislative for one 43. N.Z. fern 22, Toward bodies 34, Marks root pape nl mg a oa WCAG 28, People of Bern N V4" 29, In fact 4 31,Nobleman; {> = ateriea | yr l | yy State: a abbr. L 19 0 2 $3. Bureaus 4 37. Antlered y Wiia "6 animal 4 39. Liberian 25 26 native 40. Command 29 Wt to & horse % aS [80 war xl GF /, oo Be YW, 3 Ve soater: a < as] 2 wds, : 44. Near: poet. ee 45.TheHigh- |** yy Wayman" poet 46 Y 47 46. Staggers ae inches and 210 pounds. My ques- ion: My hands go numb quite often while I am asleep. I have been to doctors but they give me no Satisfaction. Can you help me?--J.H.M. While this is a not uncommon complaint, it is not an easy one to deal with medically. You may have better luck trying some simple experiments by yourself, Here's the reason: As we get on into middle age we can ex- pect some changes in the spine. That's perfectly natural. But sometimes there may be traces of arthritis, or some slight change in shape of the spine which, under some circum- stances can put a bit of pres- sure on a nerve. The pressure may not exist during the day when we are up and moving around. But at night the bones of the spine set- tle into a different position. Pinch the appropriate nerve and it can result in numbness. Cutting off circulation to some degree can have a similar effect at times. You know how your foot can go to sleep if you sit with legs crossed in a certain There's nothing dangerous about that, and usually there is no reason to be concerned over numbness after you've been, asleep, since the trouble stops when you wake and move about. Still, it's a nuisance. The pinching of the nerve is very slight and doeS not exist Change In Spine, Hands Go Numb | By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD when you are up. That's why it/--S. Experiment with a higher or lower pillow, or none. The posi- tion of the neck and shoulders may well be suspected since it is your hands which turn numb. Nerves serving the hands run from the neck spine through the shoulders and arm. Too soft a bed, or sagging of it, can compress a nerve. A harder mattress might. help. But a less expensive method to try first would be inserting a bed board--a sheet of ordinary plywood works well -- between the springs and mattress, to minimize sagging. Or you might merely try to correlate your sleeping position with numbness. Some particular position may cause it. This is somewhat difficult, however, be- cause most of us change posi- tion repeatedly in our sleep. X-ray examination of the spine, especially the neck, and neurological tests are necessary to determine the exact site of trouble. You are overweight. This might well have something to do with your symptoms, also yonr sleeping position, pres- sures on circulation to the arms Try the simple methods first Dear Dr. Molner: I am 15 anc recently have noted a harc lump-like formation in my righ' breast. In the last two year I have had two chest x-rays an' wonder if this could hav caused it. My mother thinks I should se a doctor and I am planning t do so as:soon as I hear fro: you and find out if it is seriou: H. is difficult for a physician to} lidentify the exact trouble spot. | \Neither can he very well guess |what odd position you may isleep in. : i So here are my suggestions:' lwill amount to nothing at Do as your mother says. Unt | iyour doctor examines it, the lis no way to guess whether is serious or trivial. Mayb ms A G3} " colt co we club and a heart, f | =6|goes down one. a i For this method of defense : to succeed, your partner must have the jack of diamonds -- which is not really much of a card to hope for. If he doesn't 3 anyhow and the diamond return e will cost you absolutely nothing. have it, you are almost cer- tainly fighting a SALLY'S SALLIES DID YOU HAVE : YES -HAD A A NICE TRIP, fi/ -- LITTLE TROUBLE DEAR? i \ WITH THE DARN » CLASP ON THIS A ~ SUITCASE, iA 133 i a e. 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