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16 THE OSHAWA TIMES, Friday, March 31, 1967 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) TEST YOUR PLAY 1. You are declarer with the West hand at Three Notrump, North leads the five of hearts, which South wins with the ace. South returams the queen of des. How would you play the hand? OK64 39 9510 e oatt @KQ78 fs HAQSS 2. You are declarer with West hand at Five 'The bidding has been: West North East Gouth 1@ 2h 8@ 4% 4¢@ Pass 56 North leads the king of How would you play the hand' @AKI7 Q10 852 eu $20 j 259868 |"."| 641078 &Qss | SILLY? THAT'S A SURE SIGN You're HOWD YOU LIKE 70 SIT UP ON DECK [ON second [YOUR X-RAYS LOOK BETTER EVERY TWO, I DON'T FEEL DAY, COMMANDER, TOMORROW WE CAN TAKE THE DRAINAGE TUBE FROM NOUR SURE, TLL HIDE fT UNDER THE PILLOW WITH MINE! } | SO STRONG, NURSE, | GETTING WELL. A I JUST HADA NIGHTMARE 7 WA MAYBE I'D BETTER ASBOLIT BEING ROBBED STAY BELOW WITH BUZ SAWYER DONALD DUCK WHEN I SAID "I 00" I WAS STANDING ON MY HEAD HOLDING MY BREATH! TROUBLE is, MY MARRIAGE NEVER HAD A CHANCE-- IT WAS JINXEO Tan, 1967, Wedd dchts vommved| BLONDIE @ King Features Spadionta, 1. What you have to POLLUTED EXACTIYT AND SO WE. AIR--YES--- A SIMPLY CHANGE. Sone bar: alt eset this: @AQIOT2 WAS $108 4 976H Let's say you covered the queen of spades with the king, which would win the trick, and that after you cashed four clubs and then tested the diamonds by leading the A-K-Q, you dis- covered that the suit was di- vided 4-2. That would be the end of the road because, what- ever: you led now, you would wind up going down one. South's unusual queen of |Spades lead strongly suggests a jholding of four or five spades |\to the A-Q-10, and what you lhave to do is try to guard LI'L ABNER JULIET JONES THE ACTION CENTRE WHERE PONTIAC, BUICK, VIVA, VAUXHALL, ACADIAN, G.M.C. TRUCKS, and FIREBIRD MEAN ACTION AND EXCITEMENT 262 King St. W., ! THE CLIFF MILLS MOTORS 723-4634 LIMITED AS A SUPER- EFFICIENT HE SAID HE WAS GOING. 7:20 P.M. 2--Clutch Cargo J--News, Weather, Sport 8:38 A.M. 7:30 P.M. | --Bonaitre! Ei z nv Heves 12--Rat Patrol 9--Cartoon Playhouse 1--Time Tunnel @--Three Stooges 9--Pistols 'n' Petticoats 7--Rocketship 7 4--Movie 3-4-12--Curling 2--Wells Fargo 2.0 P.M. 1l--Mystery Theatre YOUR HEALTH against that possibility by per- mitting the queen to win. If it jdevelops that South actually jhas the hand shown, or a rea- sonable facsimile thereof, you jmake the contract as a result jof having ducked the queen. |. It is true that if South has only four spades to the A-Q-10, |he still beats you by continuing |with a low spade, but in that case, you can always say you did everything possible to make the hand. 2. Ruff the club, lead the TELEVISION LOG ert Sanyo if North follows low. The fi- EE Ge co nesse, if successful, will pro- Chan .: é 11:08 A.M. * Channel rie N--Ret Patrol Stone Raneee duce twelve tricks because you .. Channel 4--Buttale 7--Phyills Diller 8-2--Secret Squirrel can draw the last trump bate Pmiahoeg 24--T.H.E. Cat 7--Casper cash four spades, disca z ph eS eoreres two hearts from dummy. A' Channel 9--Toronto Sef ag ll 1:38 AM. you would lose is a heart trick. ° 9--Mission Impossible $ oA you would lose is a hea CK. =] Ghennet 12--Perervorougn | gAY°ONOer? ne If the finesse loses to the =} sain vars Bi 9--Beatles king, as well it might, the con- z= oe 29-News 6 Sow tins tract is still sure to make. The -» 6:00 P.M, Tete tee is 7--Bugs Bunny | only tricks you lose are a dia» ~° Vopamntiy teetre 11,20 P.M, Fit ae mond and a heart. aN | | &-Superman éViewpoint 4--Lone Ranger If you failed to finesse the 2 | | eee 11.25 P.M, 3-Cimarron City diamond, the contract would go ." | | SoMovie. 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