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20 THE OSHAWA TIMES, Tuesday, March 28, 1967 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) FAMOUS HANDS West dealer. Both sides vulnerable. NORTH @AK82 @AK42 O26 652 WEST EAST 10943 AND MINE. YOU WERE BEGINNING TO BE MY FAVORITE FLy-BOY. NOW, NC TELLING WHEN We'lL EVER MEET AGAIN, CAN YOU HEAR ME, BUZ? IGUESS WE'RE DESTINED NEVER TO GET TOGETHER FOR THAT GOOD TIME. GSW INCHEST '§ AND ARM.. GIVE HIM A TETANUS AND WHERE DO YOU WISH IT OELIVEREDO, SIR? 2a LET YOU KNOW LATER, SON. y= JUST BOUGHT A YACHT WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR SALE INA (pets frig ee Ee 7 4", WAISAX REAL ESTATE VLL 'TAKE IT- DONALD DUCK BUZ SAWYER NANETN niicy Distributed by King Feater WE'RE 'TAKIN' THIS v7 FULL OF SILVER INTO THAT BOR CANYON JUST THIS SIDE OF APACHE SPRINGS/ CHICO! RIDE BACK AN' GET THE WOMEN/ Pe fee Be A eossis TN |(AMANY-SPLENDORED NOW COME HERE AND GIVE HER A NICE BIG KISS OVER THE PHONE pAGwooo, >I] IT'S YOUR WIFE>-+ SHE SAYS YOU FORGOT TO KISS HER WHEN 4 YOU LEFT THE HOUSE THIS MORNING p--4 DI AWAT. North East South Dble Pass 1g / 29 Opening lead -- king of dia monds. Even part - score contracts sometimes provide an oppor- tunity for brillaint play. This gem occurred in a_ national championship in 1951. It fea- tured magnificent defensive play which resulted in South's going down in two hearts. West (Helen Sobel) led the diamond king and _ continued with the ace, East playing high- low to show a doubleton. Mrs. Sobel then led the jack of dia- monds, Declarer could not afford to ruff either high or low in dum- my, since this. would automatic- ally establish a trump trick for the defense. So South discarded a club from dummy, whereupon East signaled in clubs by play- ing the seven. Now Mrs. Sobel led the nine jof clubs. East won with the king . and returned a club to the ace. , If his-GAspl-friends treat him this way what do his-SHuDpERr enemies doP We haven't the heart totell you" Why do they hate him soP-- ° They don't hate him--they , - just don't want him around //= Pim \ IF IT WERE THE WIND, ALLTHE CHAIRS WOULD Look atthe littie BE SWAYING. BETTER man run /7 E Who is bopping him with rocks? , I NEED SOME- ONE TO OPERATE THE WHEEL. FLYER! MOUNTAIN! THEY'LL TAKE CARE OF... i Nos JOE BTFSPLK/' --the world's worst jinx! 4 ~ ~% BQ. Caste dL [\} ee SE EES es Ss" RN EER ERERRE --RERO --EREN oRERE ___ THE THE ACTION CENTRE! Gitrz mis motor WHERE PONTIAC, BUICK, VIVA, VAUXHALL, ACADIAN, 262 King St. W., 723-4634 LIMITED G.M.C. TRUCKS, and FIREBIRD MEAN ACTION AND EXCITEMENT --wnth, eh, eh, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, eT, ee. eee ogi gas ae | TELEVISION LOG sl SPEAKER «00 , FELLOW MEMBERE, u: 223 A.M, 3-6--Bonnie Prudden 11:30 A.M. LI'L ABNER tr'? EONTD SECRET AGENT X9 1M by News yatta Ca foe. ' 5.27 Cerra hones i a i... (If Mrs. Sobel had first led the ace and then the nine, declarer would have made the contract.) Having won the first five tricks, Mrs. Sobel now led the eight of diamonds, whereupon declarer found himself faced with a hopeless propoition. If he elected to ruff 'igh in dummy, West's jack of trumps would later become the setting trick. If he elected to ruff low in dummy, East would overruff with the ten to force declarer's queen. This play would also manufacture a trump trick for West. And, finally, if declarer did not ruff in dummy at all, but discarded a spade, East's ruff with the ten would once again promote the setting trick. The uppercut, in all cases, was bound to prove fatal to declar- er's cause. The hand illustrates that well- conceived defensive measurers can at times be deadly accurate. 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Kind of T Te cheese 4 1 {8 24, Nickname of a queen 26, Gape 4/40 30, Did the V//AI3 crawl 34, Sorrow lo 35. Fortify 38. High priest 39. Wooden block 40. Like the perfect dentist 43. Prosecu- tor: abbr. 44, Worker's organiza- tion: Russ, 45. Choose 47. Wait on 48. Rascal 49. Bamboo- | like grass 50, Hit or THANKS FOR FILLING ANP LIGHTING MY PIPE ,TRUDY! YOUR HEALTH Dear Dr. Molner: Please dis- cuss vaginal itching and what can be done to relieve this tor- ture, It seems to be a common problem among women but not much is said about it. Is it more prevalent among women who have had hysterectomies? I have tried all sorts of creams, lotions, etc., without avail.-- MRS. R.P. Yes, this is a common prob- lem, but there is no single an- swer for it. Causes vary. Ergo, treatment must vary. Hysterec- tomy has no bearing on it. The commonest cause is trichomonas infection, caused by a tiny and prevalent para- site. This usually causes a heavy type of discharge. Yeasts and molds also can cause a discharge and itching, but in this case a thin type of discharge is more likely. Infections of the cervix (cer- vicitis) may be at the root of the trouble. Diabetes must be checked and ruled out. Indeed vaginal irritation is a symptom which in quite a few cases leads to discovery of hitherto unsuspected diabetes. Frequent douching sometimes is found to be the cause, which is one of the reasons why rou- tine douching is not advisable. The tissues are tender and readily irritated. Certain soaps can irritate some individuals so changing to a milder one should be considered. Age sometimes is a factor. Tissue changes at or after men- opause sometimes are involved, and in such a case taking hormones, either by mouth or as a local application, fre- quently helps. Your doctor, of course, must determine the type and dosage. A remote possibility is sensi- slap: var. Prevalent Parosite Could Cause Itching By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD dergarments or girdle--a form of allergy. Admittedly this problem can treat, and success depends to a very great extent upon the ac- curacy with which the basic cause can be determined. As a matter of fact, over-medication, particularly with creams and lotions, can be irritating and make the condition even worse. One thing to be kept strongly in mind is that with the trich- omonas and similar infections, a husband should be treated along with the wife. The woman may clear up the infection, but since it can be harbored by men--but without the irritation --she may find that she is no ing and close partnership co- operation. Two Bishops Kid Thett, Jordan Says JERUSALEM (AP) -- The Jordanian government accused two Armenian bishops and a layman Sunday of complicity in the theft of 28 precious biblical manuscripts from the Armenian Catholic cathedral here. But the charges were dropped under an amnesty decree. The illuminated manuscripts, studded with gems and bound in gold, were described by church- men as priceless, They disap- peared from the vault of the Jerusalem patriarchate in 1959. Twenty - three of the manu- scripts turned up last month at Sotheby's, a well-known London auction house, which scheduled a sale for March 14 and said the manuscripts could bring $1,- be stubborn and difficult to/400,000. But the sale was cancelled after the Armenian archbishop, Most Rev. Bessak Toumayan, threatened to sue to block it, Sotheby's returned the manu- scripts to the church, but has not said publicly who offered them for sale. In Sunday's court action here, the public prosecutor, acting in the name of King Hussein, charged 85-year-old Bishop Sou- ren Kemhadjian, Bishop Shnork Kalustian and a layman identi- fied as A. Sandrikian in connec- tion with removal of the manu- scripts from the church. sooner cured than the itchi begins again. Dear Dr. Molner: I have had a pea-size lump on my tongue for four years. It started from biting my tongue and rubbing it against the rough edge of a tooth. It never has bothered me and doesn't grow any bigger. Is there any reason to worry?-- MRS. E.C. Lumps have to be seen. to be evaluated. If this hasn't changed in four: years, you probably have no cause for con- cern but I still suggest that you mention it to your doctor or dentist next time you see him. Better safe than sorry. Dear Dr. Molner: My hus- band is, allergic to underarm deodorants and can't use any. Is there anything a druggist could mix for him? -- MRS J.M.D. Probably not, because mos' of the ingredients a druggis would use would have been ir the various preparations you ausband has tried. My. suggestion is daily clean: SALLY'S SALLIES objection is we all have to wear the same uniform." here are several on the market -followed by applying talcum vr plain baking soda to keep he area dry. Note to Mrs. M. P. No de- enerative osteoarthritis of the dine does not cause and is not tivity to certain fabrics in un- ing with an antiseptic soap-- vaused by brain damage. GRANDMA MISKEY MOUSE TULIET TONES HENRY MUGGS AND SKEETER =