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DONALD DUCK BLONDIE LI'L ABNER ELL, FIRST, |p GET ME A BOWL. OF SOUP A HAM SANDWICH, A PIECE OF APPLE PIE ALA MODE... 1 JUST GOT OUT OF THE COULD YOU WHEW! FOR FIFTY, HES GOT HE MUSTVE ; SOME SHOCKS BEEN IN COMING! HAVE TO PUT UP FOR SECURITY, ELMO? Syecionta, lang 1967, Weeld sights © King Fomeee HOW oIO I LET A DEAL Like -- TALK ME INTO THIS?) @ HIM ~WHERE ~CACKLE!!- NO ONE WILL RATTLE! -GASP/-- BEFORE 1 GOTO THAT GREAT BIG DENTAL LAB IN THE Si LOOK FORITIF } ON~AND--ON-, AND NOW MY WAR OF EXTERM/NATION AGAINST TEEN-AGERS WILL GO YOU WANTED, COLONEL. BUZ SAWYER JANE ARDEN BUT YOU'VE BEEN NEEDING A MEDIC, AND SHE'S A NURSE, BESIDES, I HAD TO KIDNAP WER TO CATCH HIM. YES, YES! WY SUPERIORS WILL BE MOST INTERESTED IN QUESTIONING HIM. 14 THE OSHAWA TIMES, Friday, March 10, 1967 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) TEST YOUR PLAY 1, You are East, defending against Four Hearts. 4as6 SECRET AGENT X9 15T vee PUTTIN' MY OUT OF COMMISSION. ff TL SPRAINED '\ I'M SORRY, ' BUT AN AMERICAN CARNIVAL SOUNDS MOST INTRIGUING, .. ITSSURETOBE Ff FULL OF SUR- EVERYONE'S FLOCKING /, NR: '\ WAD52 $94 HAQI97 N | 42102 wn 963 gs | @AKI88 &K52 14 1¢@ 190 24 29 3@ 49 West leads the five of dia- monds. You win with the king and play the ace, which South ruffs. Declarer cashes the K-Q of trumps, West following with the J-10, and then leads the ten of clubs, which you win with the king. What would you play now 2. You are declarer with the West hand at Three Notrump. North leads the six of clubs on which South plays the jack How would you play the hand @A62 NW) 494 ¥KQ9 wn| 95106 2976 gs | ¢AJ1084 #4Qq5 L&E 'ass | 1, The proper return is a club, {South is known to have started jwith five hearts and one dia- }mond, which means he cannot |possibly take care of all 'his spade losers with dummy's jclubs. Thus, suppose he has NUBBIN JULIET JONES HENRY MICKEY MOUSE GRANDMA THE CLIFF MILLS MOTORS LTD. ARE FEATURING waite they cast BRAND NEW | 1966 VIVAS As Low As $ 2 WIGH_BYERYTHING WOULD 60 SMOOTH Topby/ © King Feareree Syndicate, Ina. 1967. World rights reserved. WHILE You'Re DOWN VENUS MAGAZINE! AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING O.K., PENNY, YOU'RE HIRED, YOu'LL FIND A REMEMBERED SOMETHING! 1 Quit. World rights reserved. © King Features Syndicate, lee, 1987. NT AL j il Cha MORTY , AREN'T A if I "THOSE BOYS FROM orieviee ( A1V} || THE WELCOMING COMMITTEE. 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In jeither case, he is bound to have |two spades left after taking his |discards on clubs. | To return a space could prove \fatal if declarer's hand consist- jed of: Spades K-9-5-3, Hearts |K-Q-8-7-4, Diamonds 7, Clubs 10-8-4. South would make the jcontract by playing low on the spade return, but would auto- matically go down against a club return. 2. Assuming that North has STEADY, FREDDIE! Ae WHAT A BIG BABY > ' ONE LITTLE VITAMIN BOOSTER SHOT AND HE PLAYED DEAD ALL THE WAY HOME? | | | 2--Wells Fargo | 2.0 P.M. 2--Greatest Show | 3.00 P.M. | 11--Outdoors Unlimited 9---Hi-Time | 8--Shell's World of Golf | 3-6-12--Shell's World of | Golf | | 3:99 P.M. | 11--Gadabout Gaddis 7--Pro Bowlers Tour 2--Of Lands and Seas 4:00 P.M, 11--Wrestling 9--After Four 8&--Debie Gillis | 4--Golf Classic | 3-46-12--C BC Sports Pre | sents 4.0 PLM, 9--Thunderbirds 2--Horse Race 6--Bowling | YOUR HEALTH Condition Of Feet Called Hammer Toe | By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD | Dear Dr. Molner: My mother| Thus the half dozen words on |four or more clubs, the contract cannot be defeated. Win the club with the queen and lead a heart (preferably the nine). If it holds, attack | diamonds by taking one or more finesses, Win or lose, you are sure of at least nine tricks. If the heart loses to the ace and a club is returned, stay off once and then win the continua- tion with the ace. Now try the diamond finesse. If North has the king, well and good, but even if South has it, the con- tract is made. He will not have a club to return if the suit is divided 5-3 or 6-2, in which case you wind up making four no- trump. If he does have one to return, it will mean the suit is divided 4-4, in which case you make three notrump. It would be wrong to finesse the diamond at trick two. It would cost you the contract if the finesse lost and North had the ace of hearts plus a long club suit. U. Of T. Bitter Over Alberta TORONTO (CP) -- The ad- ministrative council for the 22» 000 students of University of Toronto today expressed "bit- jter disappointment" in the lack jof French-Canadian participa- tion in Second Century Week. | "However good your original jintentions might have been, this |celebration of 'Canada's Cen- jtennial must be regarded by ;Canadian youth as a tragic jblunder,"" wrote Thomas Faulk- jner, council president, in an jopen letter to the festival, |which began Monday in Edmon- ton. | "The letter added, in part: | "If our student . government had understood the facts in time, it would have stopped the several 'hou- sands of dollars that this uni- jversity made to the week and jwould have urged the Ontario "Since the. money has gone, legates will be there to remind the other participants that the munity has refused to partici- The letter said French - Ca- "found that Second Century week was a Status quo and only token changes would be made to give French-sveak- ing students equal representae In Edmonton, some delegates have criticized SCW organizers for the breach with the Union General des Etudiants du Que- represents most oe eee Seeetrrractoseicenent ~jhas a conditiion on her feet that|the insurance form mean 'hat| ibuti I believe is called hammer toe.|the uterus, ovaries and Fal-|Contribution of CROSSWORD Exactly what is this condi-|lopian tubes on both sides were| tion? Will it cripple her? She is|removed. in constant pain and has diffi- BOS "| leave s(t nee ict clly walking Boo ig theghctma el henge vel rogen AUEOSS oe at Ole aa goaaa Can it be cured by surgery? had a body odor that at times is we will participate, but our del- 1, Cord 4, Conclude mease IE |S] Beoas Should she see a foot specialist? overwhelming Sle: can reek aii . 5, Stylish 5, Fisher- ure CTA} ane RIT! | This has been going on for years ven Aee & bath: At other 9. Hood, for man's = eet comer Ce and.I would like to see her free times there is barely a trace.|French - Canadian student com- ane basket length INICIEIIEILIE[ON} of pain. She is 56.--Mrs. J. R. |umes mere Is ' ia : ' 10, Aircraft 6, Corridor 25, Webster [ssf : (Surely this is not normal.-- detector 7. Heathen and [P] a Hammer toe is a deformity in|Mrs, H pete) 12, Correct image Beery | |SMMIMIAID JAIxie| which the toe is bent downward. It is neither normal nor com- 13, Abscond 8. Gambols 26. Dis- RISE RPE It usually involves the second) mon In small children the|nadian students 14, Hindu 9, Networks please PIO SMEPIAICIT | toe, but som etimes others. sweat glands are not as active cymbal 11.Bind anew 27. Kitchen ** |Wearing shoes a little too short as in an adult so we dismiss|Ccelebration of the 15. Piece of 15. Tap utensil Yesterday's Answer jis the commonest cause. that possibility a RES nee cee ger vy nies It will not cripple your} Since te odor comes and goes 16. First 48. Man's ae pri isd mother, but it will continue to)" : 19, Japanese name trates seaport be painful and make her hobble|it might be that some food you) tio, ure 21, Dunce 29, Sand 37. Affix van i ee 20. Classify 22, Injudi- hills 38. Feathered around, and it is not uncommon give her is responsible. Some of 21. Melt cipusly 81. Kegs 8c for the pain to be intensified by|the B vitamins can produce 23, Liberian the formation of callus or even odor sa aonie individuals: tribes GY { 7213 [4 GY s 7 [8 an ulcer at the tip of the toe. : a 24, Anage 74 Wearing shoes that are long) Stool or urine may be re- 25. Organ of 9 4/0 iy enough, together with splinting|sponsible. Have you checked for|bec, which smell the toe to draw it back to nor-leyidence of faulty digestion, or|French-speaking students. 27, Tilled 12 Y mal position, sometimes suc- A ; ; ; 0. From VW ceeds, 'but if the condition has for urinary infection which can Y's SALLIES 1, Crash 14 GY is continued too long, this may not|Ptoduce a strong odor? If you SALL 32, Adrift Y), 4 work, and surgery may be nec-|have not told your pediatrician SS, Tranegrens a Le UY UW, 9 essary. For this she should con-|ahout this, you should do so. 36, Those who 1, dic surgeon. inherit Pr) Y 21 ee sult an orthopedic surgeon hi Note to J. D.: No, orgasm or ss YYfy rr Wye Y Dear Dr. Molner: I recently) sexual climax is not necessary rt) Lp U), WY had a hysterectomy and on the/for a woman to become preg- 40. Alms 25. [26 Y 27 28 [29 insurance papers I noticed "to-| nant. 41, Demands VA tal abdominal hysterectomy and as payment [3° V//4>\ bilateral salpingo - oophorec- ; 42, Divuioae GG tomy." What does this mean WOMEN - of time 32 35 [34 Gia and how does it differ from a AIM AT OLD MEN A hysterectomy?--Mrs. A. L. BOSTON (AP) -- Dr. Paul DOWN 38 Gi be Hysterectomy is removal of|Dudley White wants America's 1. Seneca, Aas uterus. Depending on circum-|youth to start a rebellion} Cato, Ovid, " GZ stances, the tubes and ovaries/against old men--their overfed, et al. al Lae may or may not be removed. |underexercised and heart at- -- ? Y The "salpingo" refers to the|tack-prone elders., He said, "It F 3-10 ltubes, and 'oophorectomy' is a national disgrace that the| "Sorry, General, In your case, : |means removal of the ovaries. not even a green beret Bilateral means this was done would help, an both sides. Cantre Captai Chestr Chib | Coch Coin | Coniag Con-Ke Con $ Deniso Dunrai Frobex Giant Glenn Grandr Grand Granis' Green Gulch Gunnai Headw: Heath Holling Huds Hu-Par Int Bil Iron B Joliet Jonsmi Mattgn Mc Ac McWat Mentor Metal Min-Or Mt Wri Sullivar Sunburs Teck C Texore Torbrit Win-Ele ' Provo | Ranger Scurry Triad U_ Can Vandoo