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THE OSHAWA TIMES, 29 Wednesday, February 8, 1967 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters Individual Championship Play) West dealer. East-West vulnerable. SEE THOSE FLARGS IN THENORTHP - SOMETIMES YOU FEEL THE ENEMY 1S ALMOST INSIDE THECITY. JUST RECENTLY THEY SNEAKED A MORTAR OR SOMETHING IN AND ACTUALLY SHELLED A PARADE, LISTEN! IS THAT Y YES, BUZ, IT'S HARD TO FORGET t CAN'T TELL WHO'S A SPY. SORTA GETS ON NOUR NERVES, WHAT'S THIS INVENTION FOR? ne WHAT j(HANDS WARM! GOING TO TRY OUT MY ee WE WERE GOING TO FORGET THE WAR, MARY, I MEAN)( KEEPS 0) NEW INVENTION. WANT TO GOME ALONG? BUZ SAWYER DONALD DUCK Distributed by King Features Syndicate." NORTH 4Q363 95984 O25 hbK62 *@ King Features Syudicata, Ine, 1967. World rights reserved, WW cee Have we] i BEEN MARRIED SAVE YOUR GREATH-T KNOW! Ml we've BEEN MARRIED] | WHAT YOU'RE GOING ' | SO LONG, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE a 13 IT BAD, ) THAT BULLET MAVE A BEN? DEEP TOME | BLONOIE, rHeRe's) SOMETHING LEED I WANT TO oe > e7 10974383 &Q984 SOUTH 4AXK10982 963 4 y WHILE... BUT IT WILL @ HEAL FAST. + KS @ King Features Syedicate, lar, 1967, World sights OAs A108 'The bidding: JANE ARDEN BLONDIE Opening lead--king of hearts. It's not easy to make four spades in this deal, even if you look at all four hands. How- ever, it can be done, and you're welcome to try it if you like that sort of thing. 8 - AND FOR ASKING IF THEY LOSE. US-ITS MOST US,WHERE TALENTED AND SENSITIVE \WILL FUTURE WHUT HAS YO" AND NOW WE'LL ALL SING OUR NEW } ALL GOT TO SONGS OF PROTEST J'. PROIEST AGIN? ee COUNTRY, OF COURSE !! FOR, tho ", |SAME ROUTINE, MR. MAGN i US. FBT MAN -- PHIL,TO HANDLE THINGS |__| BRINGING HER HOME...NOTHING UN- fej= a SP) KEEPING US LITTLE " YOUTH-TO GO FLOUNCING /GENERATIONS ao SO WE SAVE THE GIRL U, { 1 , i BR ogy PFOPLE-UPP! ) AROUND IN FILTHY COME FROM? J | Dd AND BAG THE GANG. a ele iad wr aol ae oe 8 PX Sof)starvinct JUNGLES! a Ee J Cen ee oe a ns ter ban AR) > \ \ [5 YOURE STILL cS =f |then shifted to a trump. South = & \/ 5 TOKEEP CHECKING drew two rounds of trumps, iq oO 'S UNTIL WERE READY ruffed a heart, led a club to the = king, and ruffed dummy's last heart. rd 4 He next cashed the ace of clubs and exited with the ten. per § THE CLIMATES South was hoping that West hr} BEAUTIFUL THERE would win the club because, in n THIS TIME OF that case, he would be forced TO OPERATE AFTER COOLING IT AWHILE... YEAR! to return a diamond or yield a <q ruff and discard -- either of: ne which would give' South the DONT TRY ARGUING LUSTEN/ (73 MB-- BEAVER BEAVER BILL SPEAK WITH » contract. FORKED TONGUE WOW, ED! THATS WHERE DOES ALL But East won the club with iE! Wi COME VY MORE WITH THEM NOW/ BILL) WERE YOUR FRIENDS! GET DOWN, CAME TO FORCE OFF THOSE GREAT' THATS the queen, returned a diamond, and declarer went down one. South started on the right track in trying to endplay West, but his execution fell short of the mark, After two rounds of hearts and two rounds of trumps, he should have ruffed the nine of hearts and then played-out all his trumps, leav- ing the heart jack in dummy as a threat against West. This sequence of plays, with West's discards having been more or less forced, would have OUR MONEY GO? HUBERT ir bias THE LONE RANGER \ brought about the following j position: FUR, FIN AND CAMPFIRE North | TELEVISION LOG dai erste: He tT Of all things. $5 ° Channel 12--Peterdorough 10:00 P.M. 11:98 A. th ng? + @K6 Channe) 1--Hamiiten =| 11--Merv Griffin | 9--Magistrates Court ae b\ West Hast | ete [ieee | | ene. 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Hence a booster once a|and changes in symptoms indi- O outs pay , Pegg 20. -- of san and 40. eats year is needed, cate that bacterial infection has Men. ond 'calles F) . e To) Real flu comes on suddenly|developed in the wake of the i 22, > 7 with high fever and aching|riginal virus invasion, or pneu- Steam Baths Together { month n Gr i 'Bre rey euicles but it lasts only a few|monia threatens. (ething ents sree) - pe je J 9 ye 1) days. Usually there is a cough,| Now for "intestinal flu" | . Symbols of along with a burning sensation bhi _ ary 8 viruslf: AM OTHER GAYE, HB ONLY. H marriage 12 % og ecto ee aagae cg Alarahea Gad Ohelingy ain SUNDAYS (8 a.m. to 1 p.m.) 27. Neat common. The combina- Mast id 28, Gold coin '$ Yrs Oke tion of symptoms, makes the| Sigel la part of the true 1" ee ee = sasmnacny 29. iagnosis pretty definite. | s i measures n 1 9 Gia A cold, by contrast, usually), oa eta Feige otc fate -- We\ n DCE % 30. 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