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( GET BACK; LAREDO/ LETS GET tte e rs Word Rugbis Rewarved BE SURE AND GET PLENTY OF WORK OUT OF THEM f7-- REMEMBER-THEY MUST DO ANYTHING SECRET AGENT X9 eet 'A ORAL aT, ibis L838: A FEW HOURS AFTER ESCAPING THE INDIANS THEY LEAVE THE HIDDEN UNDERWATER CAVE -~--- THE LONE RANGER WAR CRY! MAYBE BRAVES FIND TRAPPERS FURST/ HUBERT NUBBIN 22 JULIET JONES |i] THATS A | L'M 'FINISHED, #] suMMONS! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT!VE I DONE? WHAT AM I GUILTY | | Fac eg FLYER, I WANT YOU AND MOUNTAIN BACK DOWN HERE. THE OPERATIONS BEEN DELAYED LONG ENOUGH! 7 Meanuhile, at Phil Corrigan's office where he's on night duty... 12 THE OSHAWA TIMBS, Friday, February 3, 1967 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) BIDDING QUIZ Your right - hand opponent bids One Diamond, both sides vulnerable. What would you bid now with each of the following five hands? 1. @KQI5 YAQIIO o6 $3752 2. @K52 YKQT4 OAI8 hKQE B.A YQE OI7642 HAITAS 4. @AI96 YAQI2 @-- HKQIO 5. @K93 YAKIS4 4 hAQ82 1. Double. There are two main pruposes served by a take- out double. One is to announce the values for an opening bid; the other is to try to find the best trump suit. It would be wrong to overcall with either a heart or a spade. Instead of trying to guess which suit would serve the partnership best as trump, this information can be more easily elicited by asking partner to name his long suit. 2. One notrump. Here there | 12--Three Stooges \l--Family Theatre 8-Superman 7--Laramie 6--Flipper | Movie 12--F Troop 8--McHale's Navy é--Let's Sing Out 2--Of Land and Sea Chuck Healy | 9--Seaspray 7--Movie 6:00 P.M, aes Sports with 6--If's About Time 11--Plerre Berton 12--Iron Horse | 9-6-3--News, Weather 4--News 2-8--Huntley-Brinkley News 1i--It's About Time 9--Phyliis Diller 8--Worderful World 6-TBA | 4--People Are Funny | 3--Monroes | 2--News, | Sports 1 320 P.M, 7--News, Weather, Sport: 2. | | |11--Time Tunnel | 9---Pistols 'n' Petticoats | 2-8 | 7--Creen Hornet 6--Rat Patrol 4--Wild Wild West MY King Feaseres Syndecata, ines 1907. World rights reserved. OO!STEADY! ooo! i LEG? a4. Wi is no need to look for a trump suit because the hand is clearly a notrump type. Furthermore, we have exactly the right point count for a notrump bid. The best way of showing the balanced distribution and the high - card content (16 to 18 points) is by bidding one no- trump directly. Partner then lcarries on as though you had opened as dealer with one no- trump. A double would suggest interest in a suit contract-- which is not what you are look- ing for here. 3. Pass. There is little to be gained by bidding two clubs, and much can be lost. Overcalls are based largely on playing tricks, not point count. If part- ner lacks club support we are in bad shape, since we have dia- mond and club losers galore and a heavy penalty might easily ensue. The distinguishing fea- ture of a sound overcall is the strength and length of the suit which is bid. 4. Two diamonds. A cuebid of the opp t's sult is a glori- Channel 12--Peterborough| é--Movie Channe) 11--Hamilten Channel 9--Toronto Channel Channel Channel Channel Channel Channet 4--Mavie 3--Movie 9:30 P.M, 1)--Rat Patrol 7--Communist China 2-8--T.H.E. 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N--Your Home and Garden &--Skipper Sam --Popeye 9--Beatles 6--Mr. Magoo 2--Jetsons 4--Lone Ranger 3--Cimarron City 12 NOON N--Ontario School: 9--Movie 7--Milton the Monster 6--On Safari 4--Road Runner 2-8--Cool McCool 12:30 P.M, 7--Magilla Gorilla 6--Super 6 4--Beagles 3--Hawkeye 1-8--Smithsonian 1:00 P.M, 11--White Hunter 7--Championship Bowlin; 4~Rural Review 3-6-12--Golf Classi¢ 2-8--Animal Secrets 1:30 P.M. 1l--Sir Lancelot 8--Rainbow Theatre 2--Sea Hunt 4--Bat Masterson 2:00 P.M. 8--March of Time 7--Movie 4--College Basket! 3-6-12--Curling 2--Wells Fargo 2.30 P.M. 11--Interpol 2--Bachelor Fath 3.00 P.M, ball er Still more DON'T CUT DOWN CHRISTMAS" TREES WHILE ON THAT HUNT- ING EXPEDITION. FUR, FIN AND CAMPFIRE fied form of takeout double. It is usually based on a void in the adverse suit. The cuebid on hunting... DON'T BREAK DOWN THE | FARMER'S FENCES. DON'T SHOOT TOO CLOSE TO BARNS OR CHICKEN COOPS. YOU MIGHT KILL SOMETHING OTHER THAN YOUR TARGET. 7 Nw See, wath te " Wh ev, aia an NAGY yan want F \ DON'T SCATTER PAPERS AND RUBBISH AROUND WHILE OUT HUNTING. YOUR HEALTH 11--Outdoors 9--Hi-Time 8--Shell's World of Golf 3-6-12--Shell's World of If oC 2--Greatest Show 3:38 P.M. 11--Gadabout Gaddis 7--Pro Bowlers Ti 4:00 P.M, 1--Wrestling our Won't Absorb Diseased Bladder Dye should not be used unless there is also a strong probability of game in partner's best suit. The hand shown barely makes the grade as a cuebid. The alterna- tive bid is a double. 5. Double. Here also the prop- er action is a double. The double is preferred even though there is a good suit of our own we could bid. An overcall of one heart, while sound enough from the standpoint of safety, would not begin to express the all- around promise of the hand. In competing against an opening bid, the first thing to stress is the degree of strength held. Overcalls in the one level gen- erally denote hands of less than opening bid strength; a double indicates at least an opening bid; a cuebid shows much more than a normal opening bid. DOGS 8POT GAS WARSAW (AP) -- Polish gas works officials are using trained dogs to find leaks in the pipes. The magazine Warsaw Life said normal control apparatus passed as airtight loose couplings which later leaked, Six Alsatian dogs found the leaks and stayed by them until repair men arrived. 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MOLNER, MD | 9--Aftter Four i--Sinbad Jr. 2 4--Golf Classic 'uae Tie 3 12-6--Roller Derby 9-4--Space Ghost 2-8--Bob Hope Tournament | 8-2--Space Kicettes 6--Cousin Bill «N.C.L.E. | 4--Hogan's Heroes 3-6-12--Tommy Hunter 9:00 P.M, 12--Movie | 7--Rango ©1967 Productions ts Reserved = Dear Dr. Molner: Why don't) The pill does not stop men- as 14 Ww oF Mill City ] NC Oils NCO pr 4.30 PLM. | 9-Wide World of Sports\in such pain that I was hospi-|use say to start on the fifth day} |\ 4 MICKEY MOUSE I WORKED OUTA FANCY SIGNATURE FOR MYSELF / GRANDMA ne Fawn Syeda. Sans 1968, Wail fn semen. LA NOW I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO GROW UP AND BECOME RICH AND FAMOUS / My! THATS ABOUT THE DEEPEST CAVITY LVE EVER SEEN! OK, BUBBA, OPEN UP AND GIVE OL' RUSTY MUGGS AND SKEETER «EVER SEEN ! «EVER SEEN | «+s EVER SEEN! A, King Foerwree Syndinora, tan, 1067. Wedd rights cammrved tO ote ome . Chinese ms > ACROSS Sleigh Cuts grass Similar Fetish Pretense Consumed Enjoys 21, Aug- ment Bor- rowers Tooth . 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Your letter doesn't make quite clear what happened, but here are some possible an- swers: First, you have had a gall stone which caused the pain until the stone finally was forced through the duct and you got rid of it. Second, x-rays of the gall bladder are taken by administering a dye which goes to the gall bladder and makes it visible. Sometimes a diseased gall bladder will not absorb the dye so the x-rays don't show anything. In such a case other symptoms indicate whether sur- gery is required. Dear Dr. Molner: I am 35 and diabetes was diagnosed two years ago. I started at 12 units of insulin but am now down to six. Tablets were tried at first) but they nauseated me. | Nurses and even some doctors have indicated surprise at the small amount of insulin I take. Would you comment?--D.H. There are four other types of oral medication for diabetes that might be tried. If they all upset you, then you must settle for the insulin. Small doses are x-rays show gall stones? I was|struation. The instructions for! ( after a period starts, and then; take a pill daily for a given }number of days. (There is some \slight variation, depending on the type being used.) | If the pills prevented menstru-| ation, there would be no way | for you to know when to start jtaking the pills each month. | In many instances an irregu- jlar cycle will be regulated by use of the pill, so you are right in your contention. What the pill does primarily oo Saemees "Fulton Fish Market watch out!" There may be no symptoms that can be observed. When there are symptoms, the most com- mon are hot flashes, night sweats, and depression. Loss of sexual potential in older men is not a "change of life' symp- tom, Py is prevent ovulation, which oc- curs about mid-cycle. If no ovum is produced, there can be 'no pregnancy Dear Dr. Molner: Do men go through the change of life and if so what are the symptoms?-- Mrs, K.L. Depends on just what you mean by "change of life." If you mean it in the sense of no longer: being able to have chil- dren, the answer is no. But if you mean it in the sense of some diminution of glandular or hormonal activity, yes, some comparable change may occur. In women, the menopause or change of life is a distinct de- parture from glandular activity of preceding years. The ovaries not unusual and can mean the difference between good or poor} control of your diabetes. The} amount depends in part on your} diet, in part on severity of the) disease. Dear Dr. Molner: My mother! and sisters say that birth con- trol pills stop your monthly pe- riod. I say it just regulates it} but does not stop it. Please set-| tle this for us.--G.G. cease producing eggs, the pro- duction of female hormones is sharply curtailed, menstruation ceases, and hot flashes and sometimes other bothersome symptoms appear. In men, no such radical changes occur. Some men be- come fathers at quite an ad- vanced age. 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