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THE OSHAWA TIMES, rday, Jonuery 28, 1967 BILLS | if MPEG THE] " IP THE HAI OF DA NANG, y ie ¥ a BOOK. SHI serwned A Je ac! AL a BRIDGE vi Z me, By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) North dealer. as Neither side vulnerable, DONALD DUCK BUZ. SAWYER as 125 Out AAA 1 OKAY -- * - 1] THEN I won't }-- * QYEANWHILE...00 THATS PRETTY ROUGH COUNTRY TELL You , | HIGHER UP IF A FELLOW WAS - IF CHAMACO KNOWS WHATS GOOD IF HES LACED TOW SACKS TO GOIN' TO HIDE.....1T WOULD BE FOR HIM.....HELL SET ME FREE! 4 | HIS HORSES HOOVES...» A GOOD PLACE. THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE LOOKING | | WON/T LEAVE ANY. SIGN ON THE FOR ME RIGHT NOW/ HARP ROCK, LAREDO. I TOLD YOU I BOUGHT A NEW DRESS TODAY ? JANE ARDEN es #91032 The bidding: North East South West 2NT Pass 39 Pass 4@ Pass 59 Pass sy Late a oti 2 r 3 : p lead--five of spades. HANDS YO' OVER GONNA TREAT s ON A. lot of water passes Rap a. RE. 3 : \ 4 the dam_ without ever being nt a = ~ . t i ; noticed. Similarly, a lot of mis- me N, . 2 » é takes gas bridge table go by ie unnoticed. "ci For example, take this hand jwhich occurred in the match be- tween Great Britain and Sweden lduring the European champion- ships several years ago. The Swedish South found himself in an ambitious contract of six hearts and West led the Ifive of spades. Prospects of |making the slam _ were not ends, asX-4is about: | |bright at this point, but South to prove again. jcould have been a hero had he + |taken advantage of a slip in the LI'L ABNER SECRET AGENT X9 Declarer took the spade with the ace and led a low heart, 10 CHANNELS ®PERFECT RECEPTION @ NO ANTENNA : East playing the ten peg age the jack. East's play of the ten was a mistake and South should ENJOY ? HE BEST he TV 'have capitalized on it, but in- stead, he played another trump, which East took with the ace. East then returned a diamond INSTALL Lf and South had to lose a club eventually to go down one. Now let's suppose that de- 600 KING ST.E. clarer, upon winning the ten of jhearts with the jack and de- Oshawa "OOO =--=--949" Limited There's More To See , (EAST MALL), .723-5278 ducing that East has the A-10 With Cable TV lalone, takes advantage of this |knowledge by cashing the A-K- Q of diamonds and discarding a spade and a club. TELEVISION LOG | CRossworp Bi Eh Rebs Channel 12--Peterborough | 2--Insight 10:30 P.M, ACROSS 2. Point -- . aggeere "rr + he jwiosid a spade, sou as welve Channe! 11--Hamiltes 3--Spectrum 11--Mark Saber Channei 9--Toronto x Y . Furrow aimed af al, k R ID} ' Chane Rochester | yyy. Me Tela eatery ergy Wace $. Equip . ASSIA tricks consisting of four spades, 9--Educational TV |2-3-4-6-7-8-9-11-12--News, 11. Artless 4. Creeper ing ae alae sp gia three diamonds and I x : Channet 8--Christopher Program Channet 7--Bullwi | Weather, Sports 12. City in . Pen C piel Sey "A . IYI RAM If East returns a diamond in- Channel 4--Church Service 11:18 P.M, Nebraska, pam , Channet $412 Church Serviee | 7--Movie 48. Frolic a f eer stead, declarer discards a club -- --Falth 'tor, Today - ae RM, 44, Raised Russell cal fame Ai las he ruffs in dummy, and then SATURDAY EVE, 1:38 AM, 4-Skling Tips 6. Near at ruffs a spade to produce twelve V---Lithe People' r Deen Dopesdatts 11:30 PLM. i hand tricks. 7_Wide World of Sports| 8--Social Security i ner wg 7. Chinese . WIS) Finally, if East returns a ABeat the Champ ; 2--Youth Searches 3-Aevia seaport club, South follows low and -6-12--Frankenstein, Jr. | ; 2-6--Johnny Carson 8. Male . must make the hand regardless fas 12:00 NOON 5 2 i San Gok in we Rae 11.38 P.M, sheep ; 39. Rhine of what West plays. V--Flipper t--Htalian, Album oe 9.Found --_- 28. seianary All of which points up that ese acted Gaddie 8--Adventures in Para- 11.40 P.M, 3 40. Edge of & East' which po! p tha Pee ee 7_aise 1a-Attred icone on 'ast's mistake in failing to go 2--Go to the Races Gtole de 'isinas 9--Insight skirt up with the ace at trick two 6:00 P.M. 4_News, Weather aguuay bush 41. High was cancelled out by South's 11--Liftlest Hobo 2--Sum and Substance ian ch insect o Priest mistake in failing to take ad- en 8 PM 4--€aptain Kangaroe 2 96.Girl'sname 48. Exist vantage of it. That's the way 12--This. Land. of Ou s at Congress . 4-News: weather sports | 3--Llving Word PRE yr perch Oa the ball sometimes bounces. | Indian : 3--Lost in Space 12:30 P.M, 9--Romper Room 2--Death sade Deys =| 11--Father Meehan Pig 12 ENTER BUCK! « .M. '1--Little P. I 12-Love on a Rooftop 9--Uncle Bobby uge ARCADIA, Call (AP N--Hockey 4-Face the Nation 8--Smile Time . prea) 9--Flintstones 3--This Land of Ours | 4--Bonnie Prudden Buckpasser was one of 14 horses entered Thursday in Sat: Psa vidi 2--Movie Uber ped Allen Time --Movie --Pick A Shi 5 ; ow urday's $100,000-added Charles 6--Sounds '67 1:00 PM. 9.0 AM. M. H. Strub Stakes at Santa Anita oa News,. Weethe: 12--Calvary Calls Riss skip tedldis 11--Continental Minia- S-Gloria 4 4 ; ' "Love of Lite and his trainer said he is likely ture 7:00 PLM, e 3-6-11-12--Ontarie i ili o:dackie Olsen ) Spectrum pau shools 5 to start, despite an ailing hoof. 4 Rang Teple a arate 2--Topper i The 1966 U.S. Horse of the Year nate CF DR. © ions Aired aM. Wednesday had been consid- 2--News, Weather, ScHereld of truth 'eFrachired' Rivones ered a doubtful starter. Sports 8-2--Reach for the Stars Rae 7:0 PLM, jicumer mer 4--Candid Camera t Tarn 7--Issues and Answers 10.30 A.M. 40. Belonging CANADIAN WINS DURBAN (Reuters) -- 6--Tarzan (1--Morning Time to the wife F M 1 'ormer Montrealer Mike Belkin 4--Jackie Gleason 9--Plattorm 9--TV Bi 3--Tarzan o Movie 8-2--Concentration 42, Smallest. P.M, | 36-12--Country Calendar | 4 Reveriy Hillbillies ° egg nnyrietre a yp laia bed plas . 8, Am, -6, 6-1, 6-1, 6-3 in a first-roun 2--Flipper 4--Bishop Visits 7c DAE Mee $-Academy Pertormence 2:00 PLM, 3-6-12--Friendly Giant * ¢-Filpper h 11.00 A.M, wildcats men's singles match at the Na- Se og. ToNewivwad Genie eke ner 45, Exudes : tal Tennis Championships M--Litte Theatre 4{Gadabout Geddis 9--Mr. and Mrs. DOWN Thursday. Belkin now plays out --Lawrence we rete jentie- 7--Supermarket S$: a i sohaeree Va 7 Supermarket 'Sweep 1. --_ of Miami Beach, Fla. 4--Mission: . Impossible i 3-6--Butternut Squere 2:30 P.M. ey 8--Pat Boone 9:00 P.M, yin veld Spectacular 2--Matches and Mates SALLY'S SALLIES 11--Great Music 3-6-12--News Special 11:25 A.M, 2-8--Movie 3-4--3t. Lawrence North 3:00 P.M. 9:30 P.M. py eet 130 A.M, rg Tohagon | iinet |y waite ton | YOUR HEALTH 4--Pistols 'n' Petticoats 8-2--Hollywood Squares 10:00 P.M, 3:30 P.M, 4--Dick Van Dyke 1i--Let's Sing Out 1--Horst Koehler 7--Dating Game : ht Ra 49--Gunsmoke 36-12--Film Feature 12,00 NOON eas 1 KEEP HIM "apa ' 3.45 P.M. i2--Cartoons OUT OF THE 10:15 P.M, 4---NFL--Pro Bowl 9--Toronto Tod Ss g g SUN SO H 3-6-12--In Person 8a Jecperdy jay In Tu ec PxSy Conger! } ot; YZ : * fe pr A tes nav | 11--Dennis the Menace . he | fae" |Seree | Would Be Fruitl TT. g * '--American . * H 7 10:45 P.M. Sports t | 3 eee ete |e |e Hy -12--Heritage . s 9--News 2--Orange Bowl Regatta poe fe By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD S¢12-News : ow bad Nt s--Eye Guess H News, leather, [Enea sees Tine Via eali meatier, se0r's | Dear Dr. Molner: We are ajcook with fluoridated water is fee Pak ee 2--Merv Griffin group of junior high school/quite a worry because of won- 4-Skiing 'with' Stein omorrow 12.45 P.M, teachers engaged in verbal bat-|dering what the sodium fluoride Hide BAL note PM 46--Guiding Light tle over the calorie content of|will do to me.--A. A. Pare ens 7paling. Game inthe ham vs. beefsteak. I shall in this instance make| "COM® 0M, Spots. It looks like fy 4--Password | 9--~Movie 4--Movie * Pend Sei aris of Things $--Dlating for Dollars parses serving of lean ham/|pute of fluoridated water, and r) 35 Be as fewer calories than a four-|discuss just the sodi BOTH OF EM ENJOY A BUT TONIGHT THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE LIVING ROOM] | 6 movi 5.30. P.M. Peat AAS dad i cat 4 F POU, SO MUCH LIKE NAP AFTER SUPPER/ q be SOFA / hon 9--Brand New Scene ba eld Rites ounce: serving of sirloin steak.| The amount (one part per] 3 ie bk 7--Movie Pe The other says the opposite.|million) is so small that youjto eat'more sugar, because the HIS FATHER.' 7 ° : . f ¢ 6-12--Hymn Sing * f - \2---Movie é 1. PLM, Please settle it for us. may disregard it. i i Pore er le, Servic Figen 24--Let's Make @ Desi | I might add that each group small to have any valfect wie coe ee ee 2-8-6. E. College Bo: | 4¢--A8 the World Turns 'has a book that proves it is|your sodium int oo es eee ee a 6:00 PM, 1.00 PM. right. So far the most recent| There is no such thi ing Reel gy 7:0 AM. Ve ee Pat ddd legate copyright, 1962, is winning.--|no-salt diet ateny leat ny Sra? oe PP erening Wet low cy: PRL tanya ie |. 9-Vovage »4--Passwor : . = no-si » Many is contain (cle, 11---Madlemoiselte de Paris s--Tom cecker aa = on Lives |M. B. and R. M. ; a little natural salt. You get] The better answer is to eat 2--Agriculture, U.S.A. 1 Walt Dianey is euieae There are several important|vastly more of it in meat, and|protein food instead, since it 8:00 A.M. 2--Bishop Sheen | %People in Conflict variables, an important one|I mean completely fresh meat|releases its sugar more slowly 11--Sacred Heart ba 6 7--Dream Girl being the fat, which increases|with no salt added, than d arkiitall ate aie 8--SHHH! Children 28--Bell Telephone Hour | S~ Coronation Street the calori ; P y | you do/and maintains a moderate su- Pachesiopher Program| 2%: | a_Linkietter's Party e calorie total greatly. A mar-|in the one part per million in 1 q r avaws, Weather ' gar level over a longer time. A 1-28 || ¢ Word of Lite pobre 2-8--Doctors bleized steak (meaning a lot of|water. small meal high in protein at --Thi ee aka 3.00 P.M. fat between the fibres) will be} We all y i bedti ni cuAt. 1--walt Disney pees : \ n must have a little salt. pas z KUHN: 8.30 A.M, 9--Monkees 'J--Narciage Confidential ifar higher in calories than beef|A low-salt diet Bh eee ant help -- &. meat He<oral Reberis PNevoee Words and Music : means avoiding|sandwich, a hard-boiled egg, a Skins con 7--General Hospital from a lean steer. anything to which salt has been|cheese snack, a bit of fish or 4--Comedy Capers 3-46-12--Hey, Landlord! | Seno tke rum Latest reference I find is|added, in cooking or otherwise.|seafood. A glass of milk with 2 a Lage eS eA. 24_Another World dated 1964, It does not give data) You are correct in avoiding|it might iin, : ms :00 A.M, 9--F.B.I, on sirloin, but rates three|soft drinks, bi Ag 1) Gatheaeay on fay 3.25 PLM, , f , because they con- 2 nearer vee arte Pi jc PO ag | 4-News ounces of porterhouse at 293/tain some sodium, too. Note to F. M. A.: That articl 7--King 'Kone 2-8--Walt Disney | earns Moh calories, and three ounces of you quote was an adbettne. | : --Farmer's Daughter 3 ae) ¥ ais Bare moult Ve Waur Move re a cooked ham at 340 calo awuateraian nome mgs and you can forget about 1--Italian J 1 7--FB --Superman Show Ss. s p eel sick to|the man's : ' Sete We beiiy wok Cell. | 34461280. dullivan 46-12 Foae of Night Thus I would say that the;my stomach, as though I hadn't|how t oe te or 4--Uncle Jerry's Club Show 28--You Don't Say h ow to grow hair. You note eS s s - Ss. 01 Fe ic = ae 2--Church Invitation 1:30 P.M. 4:00 P.M. jam lovers lose--but that un-jeaten for days. The only solu-|that the article says he refuses ae ak 9-1 Dream of ieannie _|/i--$uper Comics pind fat beef could comejtion is to eat something right|to tell what is in his concoction 2--stinaray, Se, perney sions 34-12--Co, ve aS close to or exceed ham. nate go -- tg ° pai other than "herbs, lotions and Lamp Unto My Feet | : .M. | 2--Mike 1 slight meal at bedti eld it i i 5 seule A fonay sheen V. |+-Mateh Game Dear Dr. Molner: | am on a|would solve this?--B. F. 7" pe a Matytin a eed 3-Hymn Book A-CAX. Plaviiiiie salt h low-salt diet due to a weak| This sometimes bothers peo-|done to test. this We ei 2--The Answer 2-3-6-8-12--Bonanza 1--Fireball XLS heart and kidney condition, sojple who are troubled with pe-|tion "T's typic s aa | 10:30 AM. 10:00 P.M. of course I don't even drink'riods of low-blood "ioe oe <carken Pinte ficpbice am : ar ie oe ae a he ct tg kg oa Ps ago medicine people to claim ge > s S y § 0 you, bu ejto have a wonderful discover; >, &--This Is [he vite 3-6-12-Sunday Movie 4-Look up and Live 2-8--Royal Palace 36-12--King's Outlew However, having to drink and|answer to low-blood sugar is not|but refuse to tell what it is [eek peas: aaa WT EVER ENTER A THEATER AS ANYTHING BUT A MEMBER OF THE AUDIENCE -- DRAG ME OUT BY THE HAIR NO MATTER, HOW I KICK AND SCREAM!! PROMISE PP JULIET JONES © King Fastures Syntlcots, Ine. 1967. World vidhte reserved. edi Ad 7--Movie MICKEY MOUSE One faction insists that a|no remarks at all about the dis- SUNDAY MEGINNIS? 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