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Since North is forcing us to bid, we cannot be held re- sponsible for any lack of strength when we respond. With identical values in clubs and diamonds, and a poor hand to boot, it is better to start at the bottom of the ladder in re- sponding. If partner dislikes clubs, he can bid diamonds at the two level. But if we re- sponded two diamonds, there would be no corresponding op- portunity of finding a club fit without going into the three level. 2. Three clubs. We can't very well bid two clubs with both this hand and the preceding one and expect North to know that this time we have a good hand. The usual way of showing strength opposite a double is by making a jump response. In general, such a response is made with hands containing 10 or more high - card points. Of course, when there are attractive dis- tributional features, the require- ments are reduced. 3. Two hearts. Here we lack the strength for a jump re- sponse, but nevertheless we have sufficient high-card values to suggest some possibility of game. We therefore respond in hearts rather than diamonds, despite the difference in texture of the suits, because partner is more likely to bid again over a major suit than over a minor suit, Two hearts is an underbid in the sense that there are values we have not yet ex- pressed, but that is all we can do at the moment. 4. Two spades. This hand fig- ures to make game in one of our three suits, but it is impos- sible to tell which one partner can support best. Instead of trying to guess the right suit by jumping to the three level in that suit, we pass the selection of a trump back to North by cuebidding in spades. Partner cannot really misun- derstand this call, since we would leave the double in if spades were actually our long suit. The two spade bid must YOUR HEALTH Mid-Morning Break Starves Or Stuffs By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD Dear Dr. Molner: Our work day starts at 7:30 a.m. and our lunch hour is from 10 to 11 a.m., No. smoking does not replace Proper cooking. One of our worst outbreaks of trichi q ly be strength-show- ing and must be asking North to choose the trump. Regardless of which suit North selects we raise him directly to game. Province To End Materials Tax? TORONTO (CP) -- Stanley Randall, Ontario economics and. development minister, said Wednesday the government is studying proposals to abolish the five - per - cent provincial sales tax on construction ma- terials. After a meeting with a dele- gation from the Ontario Feder- ation of Construction Associa- tions, Mr. Randall said the study will produce a compre- hensive government housing policy within the next two months. sils, teeth or other areas to con- tribute to infection elsewhere in the body. In your case, the kid- neys may be the vulnerable area, SALLY'S SALLIES sometimes a half hour earlier. We have no choice in the mat- ter. We must eat then when we are not hungry and feel sick for ; an hour or two, or not eat and|Ut Cooking it. with which I was involved was among people at.a picnic who ate smoked pork sausage with- feel nauseous with hunger later|, Some European countries on. have, to their credit, quite ef-| Don't suggest bringing food in| fectively eliminated the trichina| and eating at the desk. This is Worm. But this side of the At-| frowned upon. Is it possible for|!antic the rule of 'cook pork) the human stomach to digest|thoroughly" is the only wise| food properly at 9:30 in the|one. Thorough cooking kills the} morning?--K. N. |trichina eggs. Also wash hands) Some people work nights and|thoroughly after having han-| live completely upside - down/ dled uncooked pork. Otherwise lives without harm. But it does|you might get some of the very, often take a few days to read-|tiny eggs in your mouth and get) just if the'hours are changed. |trichinosis. You don't explain the reason, if any, that your lunch hour) starts at 10 a.m. or even 9:30.) Maybe it has to be. Or maybe a petition to the management Dear Dr. Molner: 1 have a torn cartilage on the inner part of my knee. Will an operation help this or would therapy treat-| could bring about a change./ments be better?--L. J. M. Vs Poe teh. -- Lc) "Bill is so efficient, He can defrost the refrigerator and mop up the floor at the same time." That's out of my sphere. There are too many types of| It does seem that you may/knee injuries involvine cartilage | still be able to work out some for me to answer this without] sort of eating pattern that will|knowing more than you have suit you better. told me. You doubtless have Do you get a coffee break?|noted on the sports pages have If so, maybe a husky breakfast|readily football players have and then a sandwich on the|surgery when it is required. coffee break would keep you/Have an orthopedist determine IZZA Phone 723-0241 or 728-0192 EPI'S from feeling either starved or|the nature of the injury and stuffed. then tell you the surest way to Physically, you can adjust| repair it. safely to almost any halfway reasonable schedule, but regu-| Dear Dr. Molner: I have had larity is important to most of|kidney infections off and on. us, once the schedule is set. |When my sinus acts up, so do my kidneys. Is there any con- Dear Dr. Molner: You wrote|nection between them?--S. J. about the possible dangers of| It is quite possible for both eating pork which isn't prop-|sinuses and kidneys to be sen- erly cooked. What about heavily|sitive to the same germ. 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