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DONALD DUCK LI'L ABNER BLONDIE TWO BUCKS FOR SHOVELING THE WALKS! 'wAND HOSPITALIZATION... AND CHARITY:..AND UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE... WELL, THERE'S SOCIAL, SECURITY... PENSION FUND..; wt» AND LIFE 4 (A f 2 Ay oat [oIane? U WELL, HOW DID YOU COME OUT? 1 OWE HIM BLONDIE--DO You REALIZE THAT WOMEN CONTROL NINETY PER CENT OF THE COUNTRYS, WEALTHY 77 PA oo You WITH HOW MUCH OF THe COUNTRY'S WEALTH HAVE You, © King Fonteres Syndicetn, lon, 1067. Wald vights veswrved. TELL THE BOATS WE'RE SWITCHING TO PLAN TWO AND HAVE THAT SPRAY 4| RIG FIRED UP AND READY TO 60, (GENE, 'THE CHARLIES ARE BEGINNING TO GET ORGANIZED, ~~ THOSE OTHER WOMEN J]! : ARE JUST d PLAIN pain 2) 2 Soe JANE ARDEN ¢ WE'VE DONE COME MORE A_MILE..,...AN' NO SIGN OF HI LEAVIN' THE CREEK BED, HA Or THS TIME. 200 HOW FAR Do WE HAVE TO RIVE THIS TIGHTROPE E ONE UShe ONY UNTIL GADIE | ® HAWKINS DAY, WHEN AH'LL LET DAISY MAE dA ETCH AN' BECUZ IT'S TH'ONLY WAY THEY'LL LET ME ADOPT MAH LI'L. _ ORPHIN SON: IF CORRIGAN IS AN AGENT, THE FBI KNOWS HE'S HERE, SHARA / IF WE WIPE HIM OUT THEY'LL POUNCE ON US / ii ppl SECRET AGENT X@ +» AND DO IT SO THAT NO ONE CAN PROVE HE EVER WAS HERE / as THE OSHAWA TIMES, Tuesdéy, January 10, 1967 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Helder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) East: dealer. North-South vulnerable * 'WEST 410 9643 o6 0 eb KQJ100742 SOUTH The bidding: East South West Norts Pass 19 Sh 8 6y Opening lead -- six of dia- monds. They say you can't make "| bricks without straw, but South more or less performed the feat in this deal when he _trans- formed ten winning tricks into twelve. His apparent losers were a spade, a diamond and a club, but, by the use of some sleight of hand, he succeeded in making two of the losers disappear. At trick one he covered the six of diamonds with the nine and won East's ten with the king. He next drew three rounds of trumps, East showing out on the second round, Faced with an apparently hopeless proposition, South then credited West with the one dis- tribution that would give him a 10 CHANNELS \ *PERFECT RECEPTION oe NO ANTENN ENJOY THE BEST IN TV INSTALL =~ S=eeG i' FOR '67 Oshawa =@O>EMEG=--=€h2" Limited 600 There's More To See With Cable TV (EAST MALL), .723-5278 A KING ST-E. chance to make the contract, He decided to play West for three hearts (already proven), eight clubs (very likely on the bidding), and two singletons. Accordingly, he led a spade to the ace and then played the A8 of clubs. West took the eight with the nine and was forced to return a club, South ruffing in dummy and discard- ing a diamond from_his hand. South now entered his hand with a spade and cashed the jack of hearts, producing this three-card position: HUBERT T Toronte Quotati ' rights, x from pre Bankfield Bethim Big Nam Black Ba BL Hawk Brunswk Bunker + Calmor It Camp Ch Camp RL Cc Tung Cc Keely Cc Lencou Can-fer Captain Con Gillie Cc Halli Cc Magu Cc Ramble C Red Po Conwest Coprcorp Cstland Crowpat Daering Deer Horn D'Bida Denison Dicknsn Dome Donal East Mal East Sull F'west T Frobex Gnt Mase Giamt Yk Glenn Exs Gradore Granduc Granisie Green Pnt Headway Heath High-BI Huds Bay Int Bibis © Iron Bay ~ Jaye Exp Jelex Joliet Jonsmith Joutel Kerr .Add K_ Anacon Kid Coper L Dufauit Lakehead ny id SHOULD BE READY 70° TELEVI SION LOG West GRANDMA MICKEY MOUSE JULIET JONES HENRY NUBBIN MUGGS AND SKEETER "a TAKE OUT OF THE OVEN, 'Bye! 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Canadian Disappears In Budapest OTTAWA (CP)--The Canadian &-2--Another World 7--General Hospital 4--To Tell the Truth 3-6-12--Take 30 3.25P.M, YOUR HEALTH | News | 3:30 P.M. 11--Farmer's Daughter | 9--It's Your Move | 2-8--You Don't Say | 7--~Superman Show 3-4-6-12--Edge of Night | 4:00 P.M, | --Super Comics | 3-6-12--Communicate | 4--Secret Storm | | 4:0 PLM. . . A | NicWandy Wace pecker Dear Dr. Molner: I received | 9--Movie a letter on a weight reducing 8--Wocay Woodpecker diet that says there are three types of calories and if you eliminate only the right one you can lose weight. Please send me a list of foods which contain that one kind. Or is this just a gimmick to get the public to buy their book for $6?--Mrs. S. L. A calorie is a unit of heat energy, and whatever you don't! use up is stored as fat. A cal- orie is a calorie, a TIRE If losing weight were as sim- ATL ple as your letter makes out, =! |nobody would be fat. The truth Yesterday's Answer |iS that people get fat from eat- 81. Private ing more calories than they teacher need, regardless of the type of 83. Head food from which the calories covering come. Fatty foods contain twice 34. Homonym | jas many calories as the starchy of 33 down jones. «36. Eggs True, some people can eat 37. Vitality more than others do, The iovi 3-6-12--Long John Silver 20. Blue grass 21. Clement Z 3 Y a 1s 16 amount you can eat and stay slim depends on your disposition 22. Nickname of Theodore Y, and habits. The tense person, constantly on the go, uses more Roosevelt's Progressive |!0 YY) calories than the one who does not get excited and is never in Party 25. Like the Yyyi4 V//AS a hurry. YY Z Your metabolism--the rate at I KNEW I'D END UP HAVING TO CARRY, YOu, JUNIOR... proverbial bee 7 which you burn up food--is an- other factor. But the final arith- 26, Girl's name . Show Me 19 State: abbr, metic is immutable: If you eat more than you use, you take on . Malt weight. People who like to eat resent beverage . Scraps of Wie 48 | this, Wishful thinking is part of Oe literature Region: 30 human nature, and people never stop hoping that some fairy god- abbr. . Chinese Y 34 mother will come along so they Vp can Jose weight without chang- pagoda . Hawk ing the amount they' eat. That's why there is such a con- parrot 34, Suspended 38 stant market for books by any- one who can dream*up* some 5. Porticoes 40 , Small pie Wicked new fairy tale. There are useful tricks to help Change In Habits Means Less Weight By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD but change them you must. Or stay fat. Dear Dr. Molner: What is coronary insufficiency? My father is suffering from it. He is 67. Does it mean a full heart at- tack will follow? He has sharp pains in his chest while walking. What causes these? Can medi- jcation prevent them?--Mrs. W. Coronary insufficiency means that the heart muscle lacks suf- ficient energy to supply the body's need for circulation. The pain (angina pectoris) comes when the muscle goes into spasm, rebelling at de- mands that it work harder than it is able to. A heart attack does not neces- sarily follow this condition but obviously such a heart needs to be pampered. Medication can allay and sometimes avert the chest pain but it is urgent that the patient do his share, too. He must learn how much (or how little) exertion brings on pain, and must take care to keep his physical activity at a level less than that which causes pain. Again I refer you to the booklet for more discussion of that. Dear Dr. Molner: Are flu shots effective? A friend tells me they help her, as she never has a cold. I don't believe it-- Mrs. E. R. Flu vaccine has been thor- oughly proved to. be effective in preventing influenza but has only limited value in preventing colds, as there are so many kinds of colds, and the majority will not be suppressed by the 'lu vaccine. Some "colds' actually are mild flu attacks, and the vac- cine prevents these. you change your eating habits, Ud Note to D. M.: It wouldn't be 4 A he y in Czechoslovakia has been asked to check the where- abouts of a Canadian citizen of Hungarian birth who was re- '|ported to have disappeared dur- ing a visit last month to Buda- pest, an external affairs depart- ment source said Monday, Zolton Vamos of Montreal, who has been living in Canada for 10 years and took out Cana- dian citizenship, visited Buda- pest in mid-December and has not been heard from since. Friends in Montreal became worried and checked the British high commission here, which referred them to the external affairs department's consular division: Cables were sent to M. N. Bow, Canadian ambas- sador in Prague, asking him to check, An official of the department said that though Mr. Bow is also accredited as Canadian ambassador to Hungary, le makes his headquarters in Prague and it may take some time for him to complete the investigation and report. Sources in Montreal said Bu- dapest residents, whose names Vamos had in an address book he was carrying, were picked up by Hungarian polices and questioned. They said they had seen Vamos' passport at @ po- lice station, but not Vamos. 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