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Biblical il character Modern Drugs Curb Ravages Of Gout By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD Dear Dr. Molner: Last week my husband's ankle. swelled suddenly, as it had twice before. We thought it was from an old injury, but the doctor says it is gout. Can one ever be cured of it? How important is diet? Can the diesease be controlled or will it worsen with age and cripple him? I gather that gout comes from intemperate eating and drinking, but we always have three ordinary meals a day and he drinks nothing stronger than beer.--Mrs. R.O. Nobody is ever cured of gout, but with modern drugs it is possible to control the disease so well that patients go for years without another attack. There used to be a belief that intemperate eating and drinking caused gout, but this now is found .to be in error. Gout is an inability of the system to dispose of enough uric acid, so it forms in crystals in the joints or elsewhere, and can be very painful. It. is true that too much rich food as well as alcohol can bring on an attack, but that is quite different from causing the dis- ease. If a patient is reasonably moderate in his eating, that is adequate. Extremely rigid diet no longer appears necessary for most gout patients, Dear. Dr. Molner: Please ex- plain why I cannot wear cos- tume jewelry or metal garters without breaking out with a weeping rash.--Miss E.K. It is an allergy of a type called contact dermatitis. There | are different. kinds of allergies. Some folks have hay fever. Some have food allergies. Still others break out because of con-! 4 -_ tact with certain metals. Nickel is a common one, but other metals may be involved. Sometimes a clear plastic Spray or lacquer, to prevent contact of jewelry (or garters) with the skin can prevent the trouble. An outstanding case of nickel sensitivity was in a man whose finger tips broke out in a raw. rash. The trouble was traced to jingling coins in his pocket. When he took care not to have any nickels there, his troubled stopped. Dear Dr. Molnmer: What causes erysipelas? Does it have any connection with the nerves? Is it contagious?--Mrs, M.T. It is caused by one strain of the straptoccus germ infect- ing the skin and underlying tis- sues, so the surface appears shiny and swollen, pink or red, and tender, It is not nearly as common as it used to be, thanks to the antibiotic drugs, but it most frequently attacks people al- ready weakened by some other health problem. If the patient does not throw it off (with the help of medication) it can lead to general infection, kidney dis- ease, pneumonia. Erysipelas also has a_ten- dency to recur, but it is not particularly contagious, except to women at the time of child- birth. The explanation appears to be that a person in good health fights off this germ fairly easily; a. vulnerable person, however, can"become ill, some- times desperately so. - Note to G.R.: Yes, .thyroid pills are-one fotm of hormone. You can get them at a phar- macy, but you must have a prescription from your doctor. ¢ £52 i 5 g ER Ee Eg <8 Tatoo played the nine from West found that his parently invincible trum, had somehow As a result, contract; the only were a spade -- Esk a 3 é i "Here's the last dish. I know you won't mind wiping it." NEWS IN BRIEFS MUSICIANS GO ON TOUR HALIFAX (CP) -- You join the navy to see the world but you join the Royal Canadian Artillery band to see Eastern Canada. Based in Halifax, the band is playing 80 concerts in its eight-month season, travel- ling. 10,000 miles in the Atlantie provinces and Quebec. FIND NEW OLD NAME CULLITON; N.B, (CP)--This St. John River hamlet will dis- appear when the waters back up from the Mactaquae power dam, A new community to re- house the residents is being called _Nackawic. STONES LOSE AURA -- YARMOUTH, N.S,° (CP) ~ Norwegian scientists have de- bunked one of Yarmouth County's main tourist attrac: tions, the runic stones, Dr. Lie- stol, an expert on runic inscrip- tions, says the markings are definitely not Norse runes and he has seen similar marks made by natural agencies, CLEAN AIR COSTS MONTREAL (CP)--It's cost- ing $150,000 to: find out how dirty Montreal's air is. A num- ber of test stations are being set up in a study by the Air Purification Foundation of Greater Montreal under the auspices of the Rotary Club, TIME COMES BACK OMEMEE, Ont. (CP) -- Car- men Macdonald's centennial project turned up when he started to clear out a shed on his property near Peterbor- ough. He found an old pocket watch, inscribed "Claridge- Finchley, 1767,"" the name of its maker in London. The watch is chain-driven and must be dis- assembled to be wound,