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(AP) Americans are one of the most inventive peoples in the world and they've got the U.S. patent office swirling in acres of paper. The end of Americann inven- tiveness isn't yet in sight but the patent office already has taken steps to ease its paper crush -- by ordering the instal- lation of a $2,000,000 microfilm system for patent documents. A record 66,586 patents were issued during year, which ended June 30 -- the vast majority of them to Americans -- and the figure this ag is expected to exceed 70,- 0 the That's a far ery from the patent office's first year of oper- ation when only three were is- sued -- the first on July 31, 1790, to Samuel Pittsford, Vt., for an improve- ment in "'the making of pot ash and pearl ash by a new appar- atus and process."' Since 1836 when the current last fiscal Hopkins of -- numbering system began, the office has issued more than 3,- 278,900 patent numbers. The history of patents reads almost like a history of the U.S. It is studded with such names as Edison, Marconi, the Wright Brothers and Alexander Graham Bell. Mark Twain held patent No, 121,992 for "an improvement in adjustable and detachable straps for garments." The patent office figures. its cover more than two acres of storage space and it receives more than 25,000 orders daily for these copies from business, industrial, scientific and tech- nical sources throughout the world. The new microfilm system which is scheduled to go into operation in June, 1968, will re- lieve much of this paper burden. A patent in the U.S. gives the inventor the right to exclude all others from making, using or selling his invention for 17 years. Move From British Capital Urged By London Bureau LONDON (Reuters) -- "'Move out of London and get more out of life,' the British capijtal's long-suffering commuters being told. Posters stuck on the capital's subway trains tell 1,000,000 city workers who swelter in-the sub- ways every day that it just isn't worth living here. ) is trying to persuade the com- muters they would be better off in the provinces. London, with its 10,000,000 pop- ulation growing daily, is near- ing suffocation point and will be choked by automobiles by 1980 at the present traffic expansion rate, the experts say. One professor estimates that are inventories of patent copies| years ago. Even after seeing all four hands, the slam is hard to make. South wins the club lead and plays the queen of hearts, West ducks, of course, and the finesse wins. Declarer notes that he can pick up the king by con- tinuing to finesse, but that, if he bers this, he must later lose a South also notes that if he ruffs a club in dummy instead, West's king can no longer be caught by repeated finesses. The situation does not appear desperate at the moment be- cause, if the spades are divided od twelve tricks are still cer- in. But when South tests the spades by leading to the queen and back to the ace, the 4-1 break is revealed and South then has a tough problem to solve. Some prestidigitation is now required to bring home the con- tract. South has to make one loser disappear. é He accomplishes this by first leading a heart to the he ge a diamond to the king, and ruff- ing a club. Dummy now has the blank ace of hearts, while West still has the K-5. Declarer then cashes the ace diamonds and allows win the trick with the jack, South and West each a spade. East is now forced te return a club, which South trumps with the ten. king is traped of whether he overruffs or under- ruffs, It is smothered, ABC Buys Rights For 1968 Olympics MEXICO CITY (AP) -- Mexi- co's Olympic committee will collect at least $6,400,000 for tel- evision rights to the two-week' Olympic Games in October, 1968, it was learned unofficially Wednesday. Roberto Casellas, spokesman for the committee, could not confirm the figures but. said contracts have been signed with the American Broadcasting Co., and networks in Japan, Eastern Europe and Western Europe, for rights to. transmit to their respective areas. It was reported Mexico had sought $10,000,000. SALLY'S SALLIES of southeast England -- magnet for all Britons seeking a top- paid job in Britain's sunniest area -- will be cemented over, shorn of trees and grass, and dedicated to the automobile. SPEND FORTUNE Houses in London are twice as expensive as in some other parts of the country. And com- muters from the cheaper sub- urbs spend a small fortune on rail and bus fares. A medical survey shows nine out of 10 London offices have sub-standard lighting. Most. of them are poorly heated and noisy. * In the provinces, building costs and salaries are lower and transportation problems not so acute, Set up three years ago, the bureau has so far persuaded 350 firms employing 35,000 work- ers to quit the capital. A further 500, with 100,000 workers, are expected to join the exodus, at the rate of 12,500 A government-backed bureau' 30 years from now the whole workers a year. a ry j | | i