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D King F eserves Spufeomon, lw, Poe Bod mega oem 'eT FIND ONE THAT WEIGHED LIGHT! C. TH. 187 FANT? 16, GOALS Heer, Morons THE LONE RANGER Fag lm | SECRET AGENT X93 Ye 6 FROM MR, XS eae, GRENADE REACH ILVER AND SCOUT: «+ And in Washington, p area }, Nnders. X4 talke to SAC comma: THE WA TIMES, - they, September 16, 1966 a} BRIDGE | By B. JAY BECKER. * (Top record-holder in M Individual Championship Play BIDDING QUIZ. You are South, both sides ro pat The biddin gy has What would you bid now 'with each of the following hands? 1, Spades: J-9-7-5-2; Hearts: ag Diamonds: 8-4-2; Cllubs:. 2. Spades; 94; Heatts: Clubs: S100, 3. Spades: J-3; Hearts:y/K- 9-8-4; Piawenee eaee Clubs: 6-2, 4, Spades: K-Q-6-5-2; Hearts: Ly i pol 3; ahube: 5. Spades: K-J-8-4-3; Hearts: K-Q-3-2; Diamonds: A49-5-3; Clubs--. ; 1, Three spades..This is of" course an unpleasant {bid to make, but you really h no choice since partner's ble requests you to bid ard you are not responsible for being dealt this sad collection of cards. : It would be wrong to pass. Your chances of beating three clubs are poor, and a pass is therefore out of the question. Partners double is primarily for takeout, and the best thing to do is obey him by: bidding your best suit. i" 2. Pass. Here you are per- mitted to pass because there is reason to think you «tan beat three clubs. You have two prob- able defensive tricks ad it is not too much to expect. partner to take at least three. 'The al- ternative bids of three hearts or three notrump mi:ght pro- duce a better result thian three clubs doubled, but they are more likely to lead to? minus score. A pass looks bitst in the long run. 3. Four hearts. The double of a preemptive bid is naarly al- ways based on a_ befiter-than- .jJaverage opening bid, and it is '|therefore probable that! 10 high- card points and a reasonable suit will produce a game, A three heart response Would be totally inadequate. We have values and we should express them. 6--Mov! 4--Movie 3--Movie' $00 28+T.H.E. C yore $-2--Laredo ee. 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Sailor 29, Subtract 32. Impetuous 35, Farm erg mg mcentmin SPD AT tl SS 36, Man's garment 41. Scotch musicians | 7--Wide World of Sports. | © King Featares Syedicate, Inn, (966. World rights cevervnd. 4. Four clubs. Game' is prac- tically certain, but whether the ,|/proper trump suit is spades or hearts is at this point uncert- ain. The safest response {is to cuebid clubs and force partner to choose the suit. The 'intention is to pass four hearts or four spades if that is whet partner bids. If the response to four clubs is four diamoncts, we in- tend to bid four spetdes. The cuebid is utsed quite liberally these days ' show @ game-going hand. NogZonger does it guarantee the ace or a void in the adverse suit. as it did for many years, It is a kind of catch-all. ? 5, Four ciubs. The cuepia w used here also, but 'this time it is for real, that isg we actu- ally have first -roung! control. Obviously, we will not.'settle for less than @ small sigm in the suit of partner's choi¢e, Which- ever suit North selectis, we can afford to cuebid clubst again (to show actual first-roungl control) and then raise him taj six. Such a sequence invites sven. SALLY'S SALLIES YOUR HEALTH By JOSEPH G, MOLNE! Dear Dr. Molner: My _ hus- band is» 20-and-T- am 19." Our problem is that he loses about a handful of hair every day, is self-conscious and is nearing a nervous breakdown as a result, He bought a hairpiece to give him more courage. It failed. I love him very much and try to help him, but nothing does, If we visit relatives he keeps his hat on and we never go out with friends, He has dandruff only on top where he is losing his hair. How can we get rid of it? We have heard about trans- plantation. Is this good Cost, etce.--Mrs, C. R. It's tough to lose hair that young, but it has happened to others. However, with a loyal wife, I suspect that he'll settle down and make the best of the problem. That reference to dandruff "only on top"? makes me won- dermatitis--a skin ailment I'd certainly have him go to a dermatologist (skin specialist) and find out. The transplanting technique appears to be helpful in some cases--when enough hair can be spared from one part of the scalp, and moved, a tiny patch at a time, to another area. Obviously, the procedure runs into money if very much trans- planting needs to be done, It is also important to make certain, first, that there is adequate circulation in the scalp to sup- port the transplanted hair. The hairpiece may well be the quicker and certainly less ex- pensive answer. Your husband may be unduly sensitive about an inevitable situation, Male der. Could this be a seborrheic]it Early Hair Loss Could Be Ailment R, MD Dear Dr. Molner: Your arti- cle, beware of letting young children play with small ob- jects, should be blazoned on the walls of parents' kitchens. I have only one criticism. Amend your statement that they should not be allowed to have ""any- thing smaller than a_ child's thumb." I'd make it smaller than a 50-cent piece, I had a two-year-old lie on the floor and swallow a button the size of a quarter. The doc- tor almost refused to operate because he couldn't believe it happened.--R, B. H. I'll accept your amendment. Dear Dr. Molwer: I have a small sore on the inside of my nose which has been troubling me for about two months, At times it seems to heal and then becomes worse again. I had a nosebleed off and on for two weeks and it has cleared up, but my nose is sore when I rub I feel silly going to the doctor about a sore in my nose that doesn't trouble me much, Should I--Mrs. Feel Silly Maybe your trouble is an ul- cer, which, can be cleared up quickly, I don't want to frighten you, but facts are facts--what about the Seven Rules for Can- cer Safety, which includes the warning to have examination of "any sore that does not heal" I'm not saying you have a cancer, or that I even think you do. But your trouble fits one of the danger signs, Feel as silly as you please, but there's only one smart thing to do, Let your doctor look and decide whether this is a little problem that can be fixed easily, or a big prob- lem that can be fixed if you baldness is commonly accepted. don't delay, CREATES NEW PARK WASHINGTON (AP) --Presl- dent Johnson signed! into law Friday a bill creating a new national historical park near the Canadian boundary; where the shooting of a Britisii-owned pig once threatened an "armed con- frontation: between | the United States and Britain, 'The legisla- tion, which Johnscm hailed as "proof to all'"' that ewen the most explosive. international issues can be resolved by means other than war," established the San Juan Island National Historical Park in Puget Sound, Washing- ton state. a Note to V. L.: 'Yes, there is such a thing as stones in the prostate. 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