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MAY L BORROW A HAT, DRESS, SHOES EYE SHADOW, ROLIGE AND LIPSTICK, PLEASE?, '5B. DG . By B, JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Masters' [Individual Champlonship Play) tH BNOOO RECAUSE IF WHEN YOU DON'T BABWOOD, WAMEO U 2 Te Naver nit Ml TuueeICANee AFTER MEN "WI! | KNOW THE ANSWER )"' A QUESBTION THEY'O HAVE TO CAGE Irem Meck ce Tinie Fash J Fe esa SEK of M4 L LACH» TOE Ane AURIC <} /CHARD 'SMASHES IT. Y TO HOCKEY HISTORY, (P43 =H » » "AND THAT'S IY SPORTS FANS . | RD emt eheneo! t Opening lead = jack @f dias monds, CHICKENSOUPERMAN AND LI'L, MR. CHICKEN FIGHT REAL CRIME, IN REAL UFES" Let's say you have a 0 cent chance of ticular contract hand ina rt Su n'a cra , if you are a erator, you should look for other way of playing the #0 as to increase your of success to 75 per cent even 100 per cent, if that ote aoeert ity t \. 'The opportunity to principle occurs Aide | again, and undoubtedly is of the best weapons in declar- er's bag of tricks, If he cannot attain the 100 percent. chance he would like to have, should look for the next best thing to it, : For example, if you're South in this hand, you see that must lose a diamond, a spade, and possibly a hea: The thing to do is to minimize the chance of losing the heart trick, since you don't want to rely on a heart h would ordinarlily have o'nly about a 50 per cent chance of succeeding, Therefore, upon ruffing @ dia» mond at trick two, you should prepare for an endplay aituar tion, You enter dummy with @ trump and ruff the last dia mond, after which you draw an- other round of trumps and the A-K and another You don't know at this which opponent will win ¢ spade, but you hope ft te If he wins the spade, you sure of making the con whether he returns a heart gives you a ruff and disc In the actual hand, it turne out that East takes the spade, which is not ideal but better than a kick in the shins, When of course THE LONE RANGER THIS WI@ WILL CHANGE MY LOOKS AND PERSONALITY COMPLETELY. 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Donna Reed | 4--The McCoys }3-Time Out 1:00 AM, | 4--Seeret Storm ~ r | 3-6--! beet Seay yr ad Dear Dr. Molner; My~hus:, Dear Dr, Molnery I have to }band and I are in our 60s, He! take. two tablets of probenecid is totally deaf in one ear but'a day for gout, I alse like to has extra good hearing in the take aspirin for other aches other, ence in a while but have been Our problem is that every|told never to combine the two jtime I speak te him he claims} drugs since aspirin will offset jhe hears the first few words,/the benefits of probenecid, Is but not the last few because I/this true?--P. H. A. north of Edmonton, \lewer my voice en purpose) Yes, No harm is done except} ------ Confidential | d--Mike Douglas ® Mr And Mra | 4.30 PLM, jwhich T do not, that the good effects of the} || Is it possible that his hearing| probenecid are offset by as-| SALLY'S SALLIES #:30 PLM, | &2--Chain Letter 7--Peyton Place | ?--Supermarket Sweep Ve-Atom Ant 4-Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.i 3-8d Allen Time Movie | dé--Festival 4--Andy of Mayberry 4--Movie | |works this way? I've watched! pirin or other types of salicy-) : | myself and am careful to speak) lates. Therefore ask your doc:) Altie}} (aS loud as I can, and still hejtor to suggest substitutes for) | |says 1 do this to torment him.--| aspirin, } |Mrs, B, R, { First I doubt that the hearing) Dear Dr. Melner: | am aller 10 PM, ¥ Andy Willlams #-2--Virginian 7---Batman é~--Award Showcase 4--Lost in Space 82--Another World d6--Take 30 3.25 PLM, 7:43 PLM, ws é--Courriers 0:00 PLM, | Viefpectal Movie TenMaule é3---Green Acres a PM | Movie 4--B ly Hilibiilies | %6--Bob Hope TO KEEP HER OWN LOUD "is ok SNORING FROM WAKING }2] | 4 green Acres - 28--Bobd Hope | 4:00 PM, jlleFunny Company | HI Love Lucy &-The Match Game WHY POES GRANDMA WEAR BARMUFFS WHILE SHE GNOOZES ? OLD BUILDING BURNED YELLOWKNIFE, N.W.T, (CP)--The Busy Ree Cafe, in premises dating back to color ful days of the Klondike, burned to the ground before firefight. ers could get water on the blaze, Yellowknife is 625 miles ACROSS , Name for a French poodle, perhaps . Comb, as wool . Norse god Mixture il. . Squeeze English poet and dramatist . Mormon State Displease » Habit » Perform German article Gym shoes J, Tokyo: former name oy . Small drum Le . Wyoming u river . Inquire . American moth . Tiny 5. Longs for 7. Slip sideways . Proportion 7 . Magic sticks (4 . Italian to resort « Celebes ox . Prophet Felines ---- and outs Consoles 4 22. Czech, 5. @. Arabic 7. 8. meas sure . Looped rope 26, Iro- quoian Indians eee ee letter Vexed An Italian lady Short- winded Mr, Sullivan and namesakes 29, 15, Poem 20. Publie 30. notices . One of the British crown jewels + AND THEN, OF COURSE, THE LAST NIGHT...WE ATTENDED THE 13, grasses Yesterday's Answer Hawaiian birds County on the Firth of Clyde $1, Fastens, as with glue $4 BARL!! OH, DARLING... I TRIED TO i| REACH YOU... I KNOW You'Re RIGHT, JULIE, I KNOW L'VE GOT TO TELL. EDDIE I WENT TO THe RAIL CAR LAST u% , DOWN . Great. wealth 2. Imagined 3, Chips' partner JULIET JONES jin his better ear is "extrajgic to the sun; nevertheless I $2. Girl's jgood,"* It must be impaired|love to get a good tan, I have nickname jconsiderably, Have an ear spe-ia very fair complexion, but U 36, Journey jcialist test his hearing and putidon't burn. I break out and my} 37. Yemen's jan end to that argument. skin itches and looks terrible, capital | I strongly doubt that his hear-;Can I take anything to prevent 39. Gal GI ling "works this way.' More/the problem?--Mrs, H. Hi. T Te Ts T 1c | likely it is a matter of his! It's too complicated a ques-| straining to hear what you say.'tion to be answered yes or no, Ye With an effort, he can make) but in some cases of sun sensir| V4 out the words, he it is aitticult/ tivity, dermatologists are _ for anyone to keep straining tojing success with various medi) & ss ' be hear, so he relaxes and calenia| cation I suggest that you con- "There's nothing to it, People ry the last part of what you say./sult such a specialist and give} who play tennis have some Or, since many folks do somejhim enough time to follow) _xwoket, te G lip-reading even without con-ithreugh on more than one ap-|_ sciously knowing it, that could/proach to the problem if neces: i account for his "hearing" some) sary. in getting copies ef your rec . and not the rest ords, this still can be substan: as | A suitable hearing aid >for) Nete to Mrs, E. R. S.; There) tially evercome by his taking that "good ear' could make aiare benefits in going to onela careful history fram you. }world of difference for both of physician regularly idstead of| Dear Dr, Molmer: Can a you, It is characteristic of peo "shopping around,' but when) woman who has had a breast ple who are hard of hearing tojthere are concrete ' reasons,|removed. because of cancer insist that it's not their ears,/such as yours, for wanting to}have children? Would it be dan- but that others don't speakichange, then change, It's a free;gerous for her at age 40?--- i) clearly, This is a natural reac-jcountry, The county medical)/Mrs, J, 0. ition, I suppose, because hear-|society can give you the names She could have children, but Y ( % ling usually fails so gradually/of several reliable doctors in/t think most physicians would '4 i\that the deaf person doesn't) your vicinity, Or, in your case,/discourage her If cancer should 4, 4a~ Wi realize how much sensitivity he) siace you have had contact with! have started in the other breast, ' has lest, and he honestly thinks\a spé@elalist, ask him to recam:ithe vigorous hormonal activity lit's because everybody has)mend a general practitioner. Ifjof pregnancy would make it stopped speaking clearly, ithe new doctor has any trouble'progress very rapidly, +i4