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University 8:55 A.M. 7--Dialing for: Dollars - Girl Talk 9:00 A.M. 9--Romper Room 11--Morning Musicale 8 Mission $ 3--Man from U.N.C,L.E. 2--Huntiey-Brinkiey Report 7.20 PLM, 7--News Weather Sports 79 PLM, 1--Film Short 9--Munsters 8-2--Virginian 7--Batman 4--Award Showcase 4--Lost in Space 7:45 P.M, 6--Courriers 5:00 PLM. | N--€pecial Movie 1 %--Canadian Football 7---Patty Duke Show 43---T.B.A 8:30 PLM, 7--Bive, Light 4--Beverly Hiliblilies 36--Bob_ Hope $:00 P.M, 7~-Movie 4--Green Acres 2-8Bob Hope 9:30 PLM. 4--Dich Van Dyke 3-4--Home Movies 10:00 P.M. 2-8-1 Spy 4--Mike's Carnival 2--Bozo's Big Top 4 9:30 A.M, 4--Love of Life 8--Smiletime i--Jack Lalanne %--Uncle Bobby 10:00 A.M. li--Ed Alien Time 8-2--Eye Guess 4--! Love Lucv 10:30 A.M. Mark Saber 9--Summer Fun 8-2--Concentration 7--Donna Reed 4--The McCoys sine * Our 11:00 A.M. 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B8--Your Spit Say 4--Edge of Night 7--Superman Snow 9--If's Your Move 11--Funny Company 4:00 P.M. 9--i Love Lucy 6--The Match Game 4--Secret Storm 3-6--Sunshine Semester 2--Mike Douglas 4.90 P.M. li--Atom Ant 9--Movie 8--Skipper Sam 4-- Movie __ age. I have been trying to cut ( LOOKTIVE CAUGHT OUR DINNER FOR YOU TO COOK, TRUOY? LETS ALL HAVE THE IPE Oe OR Re ee Ye Ow Pee ye 24 THE OSHAWA TiMas, | Matnesdey, August 24, 1966 be y| BRIDGE By B, JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Masters' Inidividual Championship Play) oSautn agate Both sides vulnerab le. Opening lead--six of hearts. There was no use ever asking Sylvia why she had made a cer- tain bid, or why she had made a certain play, even though the bid or play might be the kind |that would cause most players |to begin to question their own sanity. Sylvia had her ownideas about how to play the game, and anyone who attempted te question her at length along ra- tional lines would inevitably wind up that much closer.to the booby hatch, Her thoughts at the bridge table followed what séemed to her to be logical lines, yet, at the same time, these thoughts appeared to others in the club so far removed from reality that She was able to establish firmly and quickly. her reputation as 4 club's zaniest player. aturally, Sylvia's perplexing pyrotechnics produced weird re- sults in some hands, but not all of these reacted to her disad- vantage. Occasionally she would score an unexpected triumph by her methods, and it was this occasional triumph which. in time made her the most talked- about member of the club. One day she was playing in the expert game and had the East hand. South was in six chearts and West led a trump. Sylvia covered the ten with the jack and declarer took the ace and played a low spade to the eight. Of course, most players with Sylvia's hand would have taken the eight with the queen, but, being Sylvia, she took it with the ace. Sylvia then led back a trump. Apparently South was de- ceived by Sylvia's play of the ace because he proceeded to draw the last trump, cash the king of spades, and then lead the jack of spades. When West followed ow, South confidently discarded a club from dummy, feeling' cer- tain that Sylvia did not have the queen. He then went into a state of shock when Sylvia took the queen and wrote down 100 'points on the score. SALLY'S SALLIES YOUR HEALTH - Dieting Can Cause _ Case Of The Shakes _ By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD | Dear Dr. Molner: I have al- \ways had a weight problem and. now am past 50 years of \down on food but find myself sleepy and with no energy. Medication doesn't seem to |help reduce my appetite any |more, and at times I find my} of sugar in the blood and pre- vents the trouble. And we cannot ignore the possibility that narcolepsy is) causing the abnormal sleepi- ness. There are also other pos-/ sibilities: which only your phy- sician can detect. Thus when you 'encounter such difficulties in reducing, 6. Columb- 7. Card game 9, Wings . Pellets 9. Place jum: sym. S-shaped molding bird Lear's faithful follower of lead 37. Slee 26. Social affair 27. Letter 29. Newt 31, Diving 34. Affected man- ners 36, A suiting fabric | cially late in the afternoon, that) I have to eat something tdé) steady them. Eating something) helps definitely. What do you 42, Heathen veless image Yesterday's Answer jmake of all this?7--Mrs. E. M. |S. ; \ I'd like to examine, you, ask 'some questions about what you hands shaking so badly espe-|the wise course is to consult eat, find out just how much you 'weigh and make certain tests your doctor, Reducing just isn't always simple! } Dear Dr. Moiner: I am 19 and concerned about a gradu- ally developing protrusion of hump at the neck region and vertebral column. ft is painful occasionally, and prevents me from wearing some types of! clothes. | BECKENHAM, England (CP) It's not cricket,.so Andrew Mc- Kenna, 19, resigned as steward of the 75 - year, - old Cyphers Cricket Club, Since he took of- fice four attempts have been made to burn down the celub- house and he was attacked and left unconscious during one such attempt. DRINK UP TO SAVE LONDON (CP)--A West Lon- don pub has become the first in Britain to give trading stamps with beer. Customers get 10 stamps with a pint of bitter and up to 200 with a bot- tle of champagne. MARBLES COME BACK LYDNEY, England (CP)--Or- ganizers of a marbles compe- tition in. this bias ar he ge town were surprised fo find it has become a fashionable game. More than 100 people from throughout Britain clam- "LEAVE ME ALONE! before trying to answer. Would excessive bendin gored to take part. eo But since I can't, IT wish|when doing homework cause!" j i you'd think seriously of having|this? Could an orthopedist lia | waists pecans your own doctor do that.jerate to straighten this deform- At 24 I joined TOPS (Take off | Weight, as I've often said, is ality? What can I do to help my- Pounds Sensibly). I am now 27 matter of eating more than you|self?--Miss M. T. P. . * land' weigh 145. T am 5 feet 8. use up, but at that point te-| Shimping (whether while do-| Can anything be done for my ducing often stops being sim- ing homework or anything else)| flabby upper arms, hips and ple. It can be extremely com-'can contribute to this sort of|thighs? I have exercised faith- {plicated at times. thing, 'but your description|fully for three years but have You may have a metabolic|makes yours sound like some- e h é noted little improvement.--C. C. problem, particularly an under-|thing more than that. I congratulate you on taking lactive thyroid which can cause} You should have an orthope-joff 100 pounds in three years jsleepiness and listelessness. A/qist diagnose the trouble, and|(and I pay my respects to |metabolism test is one way Of! without delay. The longer a/TOPS, an excellent organiza- finding that out. spinal curvature remains un-|tion) but you can't expect flab- A diet inadequate in protein'corrected, the harder it is tojbiness. from that miuchy reduc- can also be a factor, which is'treat; and in time can be be-/tion to disappear yery quickly. | why I would want to know what yond correction. Don't wait. Exercise will tone 'up the psychological. It happens to a} Note te Knee-Knocker; At 16)muscles, a very necessary. part eating. Food satisfies emotional|your bone structure is pretty|of your program, but remem- jneeds. Limiting food upsets)well fixed, and neither medi-| ber that the skin and other tis- them emotionally -untif they|cine mor exercises can alter|sues were greatly stretched jlearn how te change their out- your plight. The only possibility;when you had that excess 100 tein foods, which release theirjis surgery, but this is costly |pounds. .«@ |sugar content slowly, in prefer-\and time consuming, so you} There is.no quick way to "un- lence to starches, which do sojand an orthopedic surgeonistretch" them. If too unsightly, often smooths out these|would have to decide whetherjyou may resort to plastic sur- _ gery. 9. Yarn Large bundle - Toward 25. Consumed . Sharp . Legenda 2 |S {4 Is 6 |9 fio . Normal: A oy V2 4 7 43. Bird's home 44, Color 47: Man's name Ahead Nonsense! 21, Forbid 2. First-rate 3. 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