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24 THE OSHAWA TIMES, ' ' -- 7 t ; Wednesday, August 10, 1966 "YOU'VE GOT P PUT ME ON DIRECT THERE'S ROOM FOR 23 . HEY, WAIT! COULD WE HAVEN'T \ BUT IT'S BEEN FUN ' MAYBE YES, = ye se Dior a te WE HOOKED it TO CURRENT AND YOU'LL } TWO MORE WOUNDED, | Tale 3 ie I GOWITH you? HAD MUCH OF } SEEING You, Buz. ---- BRAIN, ARE) ay BE NOT | bo er eee ALTERNATING GET A DIRECT Po 3 : L'VE GOT TO CATCH |-----mm-ne--mvm--n| | A VISIT, MARY, / AND "THANKS 70 YOU, igh CURRENT... A ne ob hny 7 WAS : ACOD FLIGHT SURE THING, a L ESCAPED FROM BRIDGE SAUCE Nv f 'ei ses bl, AR BACK TO MY --_{ COMMANDER, TWE GUERRILLAS. REAL OR at -)) ' fe | \. REAL OR ® ele oe In 4) ( CARRIER. dit}. j - wd ee ae Y 4 ne Nat } 4 \ Ba onan By B, JAY BECKER South dealer, East-West vulnerable. m4 DONALD DUCK Distedoated ty King Femtares Syeiscate | / "> BLONOIE, THATS WIVES ARE ALLOWSO.TO KEEP T SUPPOSE THIS WAS }|||! , My MONEY: +IT MUST ANY MONEY THEY FINO UNDER }|.. |ARECENT DECISION | MONTH AFTER GETTING OUT TO BAIL AT POINT BARROW, E8K/MOS HAVE FALLEN OUT THE CUSHION' OF THE ; S THE NORTHWEST PASGAGE , THE ST. ROCH | |'CLAMBER ABOARD TO SELL -s " Sey a am, SUPREME}: M4 ope-'| : * Gran. ENCOUNTERS HER FIRGT MAJOR OBSTACLE | | CARVED TRINKETS TO THE APs Ws COURT ? ih r , NEAR POINT BARROW, NORTHERN ALASKA .| | MOUNTIES . SKIPPER! GROWLERS, Laer > na F vv ----, hh 9 re ) i SPEEDING ICE FLORS, MD FOG. RIGHT, SKIPPER . BAD NEWS, SGT. LARS! BEARING DOWN ON US i BETTER SLOW THESE WATERS ESKIMOS Say ICE IS \ . ENGINES. ARE TREACHERSCVS JANIVIED AHEAD , WITH DRIFTING ICE, (| KING OUR WAY, . The bidding: South West North Bast 1¢@ 2h 2¢ Pass 2@ Pass 46 7 i a om & f Opening lead--~king of clubs, Generally speaking, defense is quite an art, It challenges the imagination and also is a good test of technical skill, A defender can't afford to be lazy. He cannot play mechanie-- | ia ME | CAN JUST CATCH SUDDENLY, THE BRIGHT REFLECTED LIGHT FLASHES INTO THE | | Ally and still expect to get the HERES MY KNIFE, BUT HOW THE SUN AT THE pememeremn BYE OF THE ALMING 6% 9. pesemeenmennempemnntng best results, There is usually CAN IT KEEP THE HUNTERS RIGHT ANGLE / } 5 much for him to think 'about, FROM KILLING THE WHITE and if he shrinks from this duty, disaster will eventually eatch up with him Here is a case of exception- jally fine defense, West led the |king of clubs and declarer |played low from dummy, East \signaling with the nine, South's | Purpose in ducking was to re- jduce the possibility of East's jobtaining the lead for a heart return, | West continued with a club, |dummy taking the ace. Declarer . | then led a low spade to the ace on which West played the king! 4'D LIKE TO BLY A NICKEL'S / vou DUMBBELL! A NICKEL'S // see YOU SURE SHE'S i iting 4 cle - | As a result of this play South WORTH OF CHARM / WORTH WOULDN'T GET YOU IN THE RIGHT BUSINESS 2 Y melo, elven 1] bape pr a 'Ez MOET TALK WITH HIM, BY ANY ) 2 BOAT BABIN could no longer make the con- 6TARTED/ GET OUT OF HERE, a SE EES A bg To PAUL / 1 ROOM FOR HEART HIS INSTRUCTIONS TO | tract, Fast was bound to take Nae /GNORAMUS // ' 5 ; | LAIN THIS BUSINESS/ mq THE DRIVER ¢ @ jthe lead sooner or later with a : : " iy ~ | trump, and, whenever this oc- | curred, he would return a heart | to sink the contract, | Had west neglected to drop ithe king of spades on the ace, {South would have made the con- |traet easily. A trump continua- |tion would have forced West to take the king, and declarer would have lost, all told, only a spade, a heart and a club. It was obvious to Wast, from the bidding, that South had the ee -------wewernnrnenom| King of hearts, It was also clear | jfrom the play, that South did | not have the jack of spades, Un- TELEVISION LO byes South would have ? taken a spa ess nee SCIENTIFICALLY held. the fi Mg -- Channel 11--Hamilton | 3--Festive! howdewn PACKER WITH NO West was therefore able to | | 7--Dating Game | A! S penn pode a lea an © P.M, |.4 Dick Van Dyke Show } y , credit East with the jack, and, ponelgenacerg N<Merv' Gritin Show serhie cl | Ae AN EXTRA <i} | since South's bidding had indi- Channel 6--Toronto 10:30 P.M 11--Bonnie Prudden ! TOOTHBRUSH? | 1 ge pag ig miguel pgs Channel 4--Buttalo 9--My Favorite Martian | 9----Toronto Summertime | the drop of the king could not Channel Sodlaree 3 Inside Quebec $2-- Jeopardy | m POE a 3 jeopardize his side's trump Channe! 3--Buttale 1-9-B-7-6-4-3-2---News 3-6--Luncheon Date | K trick, deiniiuiiiinisdaiinesitaien Weather, Sports 4--Noon News | Defensively, West could count 115 PAM, 12:18 PLM, on a club and a spade, and he lesa he opt =Viewpoint, 4 -- House | 3 : therefore had to hope for two i Kaas fi:20 PA Nicene rhe heart tricks if the contract was rgSnevenne. sLate Show F--News; Weather to be defeated, All he really did was play accordingly, THE GIANT'S AH HAS DRUNK YORE, IT'S A PROMISE, POOR, SOUL 17 HE CHICKEN SOUP TILL AH AH MADE. TO HAS GONE TO THAT. SOYO' !S WAS BLUE IN TH' FACE-- CHICKENSOUPERMAN, GREAT CHICKEN SIDNEY SEEPAGE, AN'SO HAS MAH LI'L. I5 YARS AGO!' COOP IN THE SKY" TH' LiL OLE iT at . 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' Sparks Strike \1--Speclal Movie ark saa you Don't say Curious Questions Ae © HANLEY, England - vie y adian_Foothalt 9--Summer Fun 4---Edge of Night J Suner--S MICKEY MOUSE (AP) The Potteries Motor Trae- P, os --. 0 : \ KX e r A #7--Concentration Sup how | . é ar a A" / Pat , 1=Funny "compa About Kid y T bl 1 ihe es a : ' Donna Reed pany averted a bus AR i} }-Patty Duke Sh ¢ 4 - " \ ml | gs Mila Aine 4--The McCoys } ey Sereey | ou 1 ne rou e strike in a dozen English om cs 8:3 : . F 2 ; ut " One :20 PAM. 3 dues ae pr ae Te f Midland towns today by or- iain ve Light ? oM, bs Th + Ee a 4 : oe " : 4--Beveriy Hillbillies H--Long John' Silver $--The Match Game By JOSEPH G, MOLNER, MD *e dering its canteen manager iceilabinitiaicies 3-6--Bob Hope %-- Mr, And Mrs, Bp Storm | to put a second banger in R | | AND SHE BUMPED HER HEAD | 9:00 P.M, 8:2--Chain Lette 3-¢---Vacation Time Ki ; iE } aa duet ge CRketaa ae satin i LS THEY WEREN'T une L WHEN SHE FAINTED' ---- | p-movie Fcdunerenatnit: Biwone 2--Merv Griftin \By JOSEPH G, MOLNER, MD. them as fact or "doctor's or-| the sausage sandwiches, "gas pasar izicns japmariibss adi oe ess a--Green Acres 3-Ed Allen Time 4.30 PLM. | iders, Drivers and conductors V ! : 2-8Bob Hope 4--Andy of Mayberry \--Atom Ant Dear Dr. Molner: My aunt. Tr that is the case, I'd make| had threatened to strike be- oN a PEPE oe oti 1 SEP gis boieae tam ya has Kidney. py a one more suggestion. Get the} cause the economy-minded LOen 4--Dlck Van Dyke 9--Abracadabra | 4---Movie ropsy, Is coming to live WIth! tacts from the doctor and stick} canteen manager told her Sane) A me How S00) after J paint to them right from the begin-| staff to make do with one ACKOSS 51, Not sour 20, Timid some rooms can she move in? ning, Otherwise there will be no| banger--as the British call a Anouia, 52. Spirited 21. Gob A week or two? end to the pointless things} sausages--instead of the tra- late horse 22. Man's = aL She can't eat pork, but is it which. you supposedly 'must! ditional pair in the sand- Fleece' DOWN name ¢ Tl iifo] |true that I won't be able todo" or 'must not do," and! wiches, 1. Indian Macav 23. Alcott {E 5) icook ham, bacon, etc., after auntie's whims will rule. the The price of the sand- prince 2.P y heroine CMmncigicee )sue moves in? roost, wich stayed at 10 cents de- "ates Pa ouiet oh, High : [Jali fi) Also, is it true that I can't. I'm in favor of families stick-| spite the loss and that made ri 7 ¢ ' pine + utes ies card Tia} HE eH use bleach, ammonia, perfume ing together and caring for one| the men even more upset. cook SO MAD AT YOU, | BOX OF GIANT, PLASTIC Ney WILLY FP | LIFE-LIKE BUGS IN Kas ee | |HER LIVING ROOM... > aibrad lv WS 4 = [as ee ee P| ¢ i ds ae (alee Kad <8 { 6 WHY IS GRANDMA a i Fal e i A ) ral GRANDMA pciasicatcaninnsntle a4 . Color 5. Biblical < ae i FEIRMME WIEIRIS| jor household deodorants after another, but some patients with i oo Se eenG P queen Ne AIVIE|SMETIEISIT. she moves in?--Mrs, H. K. chronic a ilments use their|neaves, colic' and leprosy, BUBBA! GO'N'REPLACE : F Li river Yesterday's Anaw Those are curious questions, "health" as an excuse to be-! [f your friend wants to kid JUNIOR IN RIGHT FIELD... HE i 7. Where 27. Oriental 39. Below: (Mrs. H. K. Who says you can't come despots. himself into thinking honey and JUST LOST ONE IN THE A Burm Port-au dwelling naut /coo' ham, use bleach, or am cider are protecting him from SUN! GHT, f Prince is 29. Regret oo First-rate |monia or perfume, ete.? Dear Dr. Molner; Does hare-|gout, 1 guess he's entitled to, | Birdof prey 31, Exclama- 42, Land |Auntie? Or somebody else? | /iP run in families? Is its cause/put I note that he says he gatherings Seaweed _ tion - means Vr see ab teakone-healthwise, (mcOwnt os ak "could" quit his proper medi- ae se a eh be penay | that is--why she shouldn't move! !t sometimes (far from al-\cation, He "could," but he ; jways) runs in families, It re-|hasn"t [gio anat k $ Disposed 44. Trudge ' th t " thai Ne ; 5 5 in as soon as the paint is dry,| Chines _andothers 37, Soothes 46. Obese the s: Tae ue | jd |Sults from failure of tissues to mon 17, Openings 38. Thin 48. Cereal @ same as anyone else woulc : : : = | . ae a ee nit together when the fetus Aecour 19. Also cushions grain | If her doctor tells her not to} coo hanoy ie for « But] NEED A NEW eat pork, I'd avise that she fol-|(unborn baby) Is forming, Buty tion 2 Z " 7 llow his advice, but there's no|the reason for this failure to} FURNACE? Help reason why you can't cook it, knit is not clear ie ppg eee iio cunt ---- } r y | r 4 are "ang » ye. jecombe: a Worn by 0, leat it. or hang it on the chan. Harelip can and should be re m knights \delier if you are so inclined, It naired very early, often at the PERRY ofe : won't harm ie! age of about three months. ll Day or Night... 723-3443 aiemae espa = aS eek a ' 1 4 The same goes for all these aque : = x ~ ' pap itty other things you inquire about Fcepe Dr. Molner: 1 soni -- Semumeiaipmnoaneen : MY MYSTERY CABLE : * Gti ~~ A | on Maan f iIt won't harm her if you use "S a tar ol ei & home : LE r WH 3 OVE HIN C F SANTA AUS AS f ' SCAT | . F ' . i FROM : < pO --? | rye H Begg ig . Hetty 33. Overhead them in the house remedy that a friend uses to}f Good Nemes To Remember & + MUGGS AND SKEETER = prevent. uric acid and hence ON A " 35 ent 3 9 AND / |GET INSTRUCTIONS 'out, It is a mixture of honey When Buying or Selling itt wha tet ioe ee NVC ; . You should: get authoritative,and apple vinegar, He claims REAL E Reena fee a 3 Z LL jinstructions from your aunt's he has used this for a couple STATE Ree ee i \/ sandstone # doctor. If* she is ill as your of years with such excellent re wid Dialectical letter indicates, "she certainlyjsults that he could quit takin Reg. Aker -- President g }must have a physician, Find out probenecid.--E. 8, |! Bill MeFeeters -- Vice Pres, from him what precautions, if That honey-and-vinegar com | lany, are necessary on yourjbination has fad an unforgi: | SCHOFIELD AKER | part Then ignore any other silly able amount of publicity, It m |business that you may be told,jabout as useful as the mixture LTD | My suspicion is that auntielold medicine show quacks per . |herself or perhaps some cronyidied as being good for man ¢ of hers, has listed all these/beast, to prevent mange, bu 723-2265 KA Girl's name ha = foibles and tried to representjions, arthritis, neuritis, they JULIET JONES