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It is not that you don't want the hearts to be divided 3-2--~ you surely do -- but that you must decide how to play the hand on, the basis that they are divided 4-1, (You can't assume a 5-0 break because that would make the contract unmanage- able). Once you've assumed a 41 heart division, you must deal with the case where North has the four-card length and also with the case where South has the four-card length. One way to approach the doublble-edged problem is by starting North phe _-- such hand as: Hearts--QJ73 Diamonds--842 Clubs--J1085 At trick two you lead the ace of hearts, on which South would play the ten. Now you enter dummy with a diamond and lead a heart. If South ruffs you later draw two rounds of trumps, cash the king of hearts, ruff a heart, and thus make the: slam. If South does not ruff, you win the heart with the king and give up a heart. 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If North has the singleton ten, jack or queen, the play is much simpler, After cashing the ace of hearts, you draw three rounds of trumps, then enter dummy with a diamond and lead a heart. If South follows low, you finesse the eight, while if South produces the jack or 4 \Queen, you win it with the king YOUR HEALTH By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD Dear Dr. Molner: What is bursitis? How long does it stay? Is there any way to ease the pain?--E. 8, There are small fluid-filled sacs which nature put around joints as a sort of cushion, to let tendons ride easily. Such a sac is a bursa. Because of injury or too much continued pressure, a bursa can become inflamed and_ sore. Sometimes too much fluid then gathers in the bursa. More pain and swelling. Bursitis (inflamed bursa) goes under many names: "Housemaid's knee," when it develops from prolonged pres- sure from kneeling; "tennis el- bow" from strain on that joint; "chauffeur's elbow" from the pressure of resting the arm in a certain position on the ledge of a car window. A few years ago a famous politician devel- oped bursitis in his shoulder and during part of his cam- pain was unable to shake hands, He lost the election, al- though I hazard no guess as to whether that was the reason. How long an attack lasts is rather unpreditable. Some un- treated cases become chronic. Some are cleared up in a mat- ter of a few days, but one should be careful not to abuse the joint afterward. There isn't much you can do by yourself except to rest the irritated joint. If an arm or shoulder is involved, a_ sling may be the best thing for it. Hot wet compresses may be helpful. Your doctor, however, has a number of things he can do for "Housemaid"s Knee" Is Also Bursitis By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, M.D. cases. Injections of various medications, the steroid hor- mones (cortisone) being very helpful, often bring prompt re- lief, after which rest Jets nature do its repair work. If the bursa is greatly swol- len, withdrawing excess fluid and lead the nine of hearts. If both opponents follow low on the ace of hearts at trick two, it is still best to enter dummy with a diamond in order to lead a heart from dummy. This method of play suerasde whenever North has the Q-J-16-x of hearts, SALLY'S SALLIES As I presume you know, the pills must be taken according to an exact schedule, startin; on the fifth day after onset of a menstrual period. The firs? day of the period is counted as day one. Thereafter the pills must be taken for a specified number of days. (There is some variation, - depending on the type of medi- cation.) It is necessary to follow this schedule exactly. 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