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THE OSHAWA TIMES, Was dal HERI A DA j TAXI! YOU MIGHT. 5 ® BEAT IT, PAL! ies f - 2 AW! Thursdey, July 21, 1966 Ger HELD UP? 1M WORKING THIS nae ty 'T YOU APRAID TO -~ = : SIDE OF THE i. Z : i! : Wat Hn ear walter? | |f P= eT | ee ; y py - : By 8, JAY BECKER (Top record-holder im Mestors' Championship Pley) South dealer. North-South wipe; NORTE 985382 Q AQ Qi4 LONALD DUCK --William Steph BY Tit BND OF Tie WAR, $ IENBON "3 > ALL ALONG BUT IT NOW THATS GRATITUDE FOR =o - a ---- The BUTLER WA THE YOU THAD TO READ See a ogee S| [noe vat a aoe tae eee DAGWOOD, THIS MURDERER 324 PAGES TO FIND OUT MIQUELON ON CHRIBTMAG. BVE, 174I, eed ce 16 A WONDERFUL THE FOR M& WHO DID IT ANO ARE MET WITH CHEERS AND STRAT! i DETECTIVE STORY! J FLAG-WAVING AS WILL/AM ' Me EN. "WILD BILL, YOULL LOVE IT 5 STEPHENSON G AGENTS DONOVAN, WHO LATER DECLARES... whee - , HAQ PREDICTED . | 2/} -- TAUGHT U@ ALL FOREIGN K968 4108783 SOUTH @AT4 @AKI10738 763 A The bidding: » Toronte Telegam News Servce ; = Bouth West North Kast Wore SILENTLY, WITHOUT ' ANPARE, HIE WS THE TIT 19 (Pos 16 Pose vi THe QUIET CANADIAN: 1| 39 Pas 49 Opening lead -- jack of dine monds, There are hands in which you deliberately lose a trick you dont't have to lose in exchange for a trick you do have to lose, the result of which is that you pick up a trick in the process, This two-for-one exchange is certainly a worthwhile transac- tion when you can arrange it. Here is an. example of how the deed is done, Let's say you're in four hearts and West leads the jack of dia- monds, When you finesse the queen, it loses to the king and back comes a diamond which you take with the ace. It now looks as though you wa THAT'S WHAT YOU vf hae cua fa PERFECT SERVICe/ THE GTAFF WiLL. might have to lose two dia- @AD10 BACK NOW! 118 "WMING 7 YOU DUMMY! THINK/ CONSIGNMENT Tey Sone naeteces, UY NING Neeve conten / INGTALLATION IN monds and two spades to go WHAT ENDING I$ IT 7 NOT "ENDING °: FROM security Check at NATO tied! x 3 THE MORNING, down one, but naturally you Sacre control center... + aia ' An ff ( start to look for ways and CAPTAIN . i ee ; fh --S fpr ¥ wep means of saving a trick. It does p > 4 i f seem that there should be some way of utilizing the Q - J of clubs, and that is exactly what you try to do to save the con- tract, At trick three you play a club to the ace and follow with a heart to the nine. You then play the queen of clubs. As it hap- pens, East follows low, so you discard a diamond on the queen, which West wins with the king, TELEVISION LOG Be ee Se a " that you lose a club you not : ' 7 YOU DON'T LIKE OPERA BECAUSE have to lose, You could call this rennet 'toTeronte--|'1--Green Acres" | S-Abracagabre YOU HAVEN'T MADE THE EFFORT | [simply an exchange of tricks if Channel S--Rochester | pet pee | Sisnias deme TO UNDERSTAND IT- IF YOU HAVE et oe trick - ie ene. eS PelMiekie Finn's arme Ling ANY QUESTIONS, ASK ME tion, In the course of the ex- oe pac 10:00 P.M, 12:00 NOON 4 sa y change, the jack of clubs psn apn I1--The Merv Gritty. Show|]!---Bonnle Prudden show | Hf \ Ki { 2S1 |became a trick, and this manu- Chane: 2~Buttaie =|, --Rowan and Martinis | ecoardy ' v7] \factured trick enables you te |? -The Avengers t omen | 4--Hogan's Heroes Phat ee dag j aay, discard a spade later on the THURSDAY EVE, |2-Danger Man 4--News and 'Weather; t J a , / jack and thus hold yourself te 5:00 P.M, Ls od hela |. ,Sperte oxen three losers, ae" | a, | PEE lag del House ; ier wy, J ' Note that it would have made a dit Ag ld | 11-9-8-7-6-4-3-2--News, sicheue eae aay : , no difference if '.* = sae jummer Camp Wealtier, Sports gaat) <a PR ie, a 5 N the player with the king of Te Biotec | Tis PAM, sor al rise By <M) |clubs, In that case, you would 0 PLM, 6~--Viewpoint 4-2---Swingin' Country | oa \ ng have trapped the king to gain Tonight Shi 6-4--Search For Tomorrow ol tadalepy "Rac "nee Penny Aaeet ne the extra club trick, 7---Jalopy Races 11:20 P.M. 6---Country Style 6--News, Weather, Sports 12.40. 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L KNEW IT WU Wer ine Girl Talk vd 'World Rights Reserved 3--Green Acres d 9--People In Conflict No, GOOFY=THE SOME FART OF | 3--Huntley-Brinkley 9:00 A.M, 8-2--The Doctors ,S0Or THUH ANATOMY | H--Morning Musicale 7~--A Time for Us : 7.20 P.M, 'a iS HIPS A ¢ 7--News, Weather, | Romper Room 6--Coronation Street Blog Picture 4--Linkletter's Party 100 Sports 4---You and Your Family 7:30 PLM, 2--Bozo's Big Top 9--Fractured Phrases | #2--Damei Boone 9:30 A.M, | &-2----Another World YOUR HEALTH 7--Batman %--Uncle Bobby 7--General Hospital 6--Square World 8--Smile Time 643---To Tell The Truth 4--The Munsters | 4--Love of Life 3.25 P.M, 11-3---Let"s Go to th 2--Jack LaLanne | ¥6---Bonnie Prudden we" PM, Veud Alien Thee ner 108 Pa, Don't Wash Motors 1l--Mike Douglas 8-2--Eye Guess \--Funny Company Pra + | SCSupermen 63---Seaway 'i a . 4-Gililgan's island is ie om | d-Edoe of Night : : |} Plunge Kills 15 hn PM. +Summer Fun 14-You Don't Say With Gasoline QUITO (AP)--A bus carrying | %--Ite Your Move #-2--Concentration 4.00 P.M. | students and professors home Wes wl 9-- | love Lucy TDoble Lite of Henry | acthe Mccore 8--Match' Game | By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, M.D. trom an outing plunged over a Phyfe 3--Time Out oe Hen | cliff late Monday killing 15 per+ OH, I'VE BEEN SWINGIN' A FEW MINUTES AGO IT on Alb o, or a--Merv Griffin By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MDjthe condition from your doctor}sons and injuring another 15, paecy MY AU ste ese eee N--Gilligan's Island lec And Mire 4.0 P.M, ; lett unless--and this is my guess--| Officials said most of the vic- 7 a f %--Branded &-2--Chain Letter 11--Supercar Recently I replied to a letter he felt embarrassed or thought/tims were from the University ahsesitasacol ; a pit hla cae aia tae veal bene from a mother whose son evi-| voy might be, Yet there is nojof Loja and were members of aged 3-1 Dream of Jeannie |4--Andy of Mayberry -- '4--Movle dently had gotten lead poison-| coq reason for embarrass-|the Alliance Francaise, a cul- rr ceeremerrnntecinere or -- - ing from using ethyl gasoline} ment, tural organization maintained ee im ('ethyl meaning tetra-ethyl- SS anAlae shhi that the/by the French government in CROSSWORD lead) fo wash parts of the Fa gar tube from the| Many countries. ACROSS _53. Afresh 19. Greek EFT motor he was repairing. bladder, for the discharge of Thick 54, Canvas letter he RE] | I suggested using white gaso-| urine) does not run, as it should : slice shelter 21.Mil- RIT MWelol line (without lead) or kerosene! through the centre of the penis. | @ BUYING! 5. Visage pond {E NIMILIE/G) |for the washing. Instead the outlet is on the un- SELLING! . Twine DOWN 24, Nott's Came a letter from G. C, Si derside of the organ. J . Persia Dross son an executive of a large petrol-| yt can be corrected surgically, Divided Native of 26, Pinch : E eum company, who questioned) and you should not be op seont ® RENTING ! iat Persia 28.Droop [F : even the use of white gasoline.| 4 urologist can advise you, in- eauty j 8. Scope 30. South sale ' soline avoids iti - « « Get WELL...GET WASHED ghtn: Kind of daaa Yes, the white gasolin deed, whether in this specific PRESIDENTS PROGRAM FOR UP FOR DINNER! : SIOILIE the lead peril. But, said he,/case such correction is needed, BEAUTIFYING AMERICA ? | | specialties furnace pia there is also the risk of fire. |From what your doctor told FAST RESULTS MICKEY MOUSE World rights reerrved O King Features Syndicate, Inc, 1966. . Land Suitable dise Yesterday's Answer measure Operatic $1. Biblical 87, Trade Any flame, or even a static) you, I Would assume that such with Kind of song prophet 40. Pale electricity spark, can explodejcorrection is advisable. l tray . Frank $2. Liquid 43. Legend gasoline fumes, Here is his) TIMES . Colliery . Whole measure 45. Indian suggestion: | passage Marx 33, Uncooked "i Labi! "Kerosene would be suitable! : Tear 3. Branch 35. Preposition . Enclosure y ents or) N h | CLASSIFIED i rll Fedora 36, Strong 50, Possess pA nyse A go by! OW t e on y ny, 3. Placed 1 fe 4 WE e 1) Te the board of fire underwriters." way to buy ACTION 5, Bicycle 'A: If a man whose business is ! . Roman 9 Be GY selling petroleum products can WRIGLEY S weight ZA \urge 'detergents or proper sol-| ADS . Diatonié G % 8 vents" instead of gasoline tor . aaa . note such use, in the interests o SPEARMINT : . Mendicant GY : general safety, I'm sure I can| DIAL 723-3492 I PROPOSED \ 4 AS ¥ Maes 1 'i aeienin MET » Companion, admit that I was near-sighted| d TO YOUR DAUGHTER, . i ie . " if | : for short in thinking only of the lead} ..popular, modern MR. JONES. I q a hs ""s y'! / 7 38. Wing danger and not warhing of the di k THINK I MIGHT } iS 5 po ES | , | Liquid V, Siva hapare ime pac HAVE COME OUT ? et I AS pesaabield Z Y Pay attention, all you young- Pe eie ae oe S : ' : Ua mh MZ) sters (and adults) who enjoy WRIGLEY's HADN'T LEARNED = ; Se ; Wi oe Toot Gigi: te tinkering with motors. Don't THAT I'D BEEN = ss q ; _ BE Posy gp aaa wash parts with gasoline. Use} 10° } Eki, & Keues cil : Pia one of the safer solvents. CHEWING G s ; F tliat : \ . Spirit: Y, V2, ' eet UM , Egypt. Dear Dr. Molner; Can you ee SA eS ren give me some information on) i OUR: . j . Moslem hypospadias? My doctor tells : @| THAT I'M THEREFORE UNDEPENDABLE, 7 ; } religion : me nothing except that my} You get more to enjoy in the convenient i] FICKLE, SUPERFICIAL AND A ROTTEN < 9. Grave baby son should be taken to the |} Dime Pack of Wrigley's Spearmint... | MATRIMONIAL INVESTMENT, LIKE i [ robber hospital for this --Mrs. J. K. P./f more of that fresh flavour and lively taste! wd Eyelet | I don't know why you should/ . Chops (have difficulty in learning about| MUGGS AND SKEETER JULIET JONES