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IBA THE OSHAWA TIMES, Tuesdoy, June 21, 1966 Bachelor Says Desperation ae Cause Of Many Marriages i By DORMAN CORDELL directions for using less than all (Certified Bachelor) i of it at once, and in the second You probably think that love! place the remainder probably is responsible for the high mar-| would spoil once the package riage rate in this country. Buti was opened, a closer look will reveal that} : desperation is the true reason, | THE PLOT THICKENS Unnoticed in many cases, a| Catined vegetables, of course, gigantic conspiracy exists: always come ll quantities for against the unmarried person,| WO oF more That's why #0 designed to drive him into| many bachelors puffer from matrimony | malnutrition, Consider what the bachelor is You can understand, then, Op against how an invitation from some Whether or not he can afford | young woman to a "real, home- it, the bachelor doesn't want to) # eat out every night. But unless | cooked dinner for just us two' he's willing to confine his meals | Can cause a young man (to ap- te TV dinners -- and God knows | proach such a situation bereft there is a limit to how many | of his full faculties, of those anyone can stand -- or! With his brain so fuddled, the sandwiches, he runs inte| young man may propose mar- trouble, i clage right across the mashed Try buying a can of some| potatoes to some young woman thing small enough for one per-| whom he ordinarily wouldn't gon, The only things that's sold| even want to he seen with im that size, as far as [| can| among strangers om a dark tell, is pork and beans night, Get a can of soup, and eith- if there's any doubt in your er you have leftover soup ot; mind that a conspiracy exists, you have to make your entire | there are other areas that can meal out of soup because there's | be explored, For example: eo much of it, If you ever travel alone, you'll You'd think that the purvey-| find that hotels and motels dis- ers of meals in a box would pro- | courage the practice, For $10, a vide a way to use only one-| couple can get a good motel third or one-fourth of the con-| room; a room no better, and tents at one time. But no, In| perhaps worse, costs $8 for one the first place there aren't any! person. And some motels won't e take a single at all unless he's willing to pay the rate for two. A typical ocean resort hotel charges $25 per day for a room for two. The price for one: $24. You can see that "Two caa live as cheaply as one' ig true to a certain extent, - If you are an unmarried male under the age of 2%, your rae inauvansa sacha a armaali fas See TEE RES ay Oe ae TREE He tune. Bul---if you take a spouse, tie cost goes down, Is that fair ~~ especially when early mar- riage is supposed to be a sign of immaturity? WHY AIN'T THERE A LAW? Or try applying for credit, Stores invariably take a hard look at anybody who wants a charge account, but who doesn't have a wife to run up bills for him, In fact, there's only one thing that the stores view with more suspicion, and that's an appli- cation for credit from a bach- elor who's always paid cash everywhere, This horrible per- gon is suspect from two angles: he pays cash ~ both highly subversive tendencies, Has Congress ever investigat- ed why the Welcome Wagon doesn't welcome bachelors? (at least, it never has welcomed me.) No, Has anyone proposed legisia- tion requiring laundries and dry cleaners to stay open late in the evening so that bachelors won't have to wait until the weekend to pick up their clean shirts and suits? No, Centennial Styles Shown In Britain By Que. Designers LONDON (CP)---Two leading Quebec couturiers put their wares velore ritisn fashion journalists Monday in what they described as a "trial batloon"' floating into the British market. Marielle Vieury and Michel Robichaud, both of Montreal, showed co-ordinated "travel wardrobes" designed to appeal to the woman planning to visit the 1967 Montreal world's fair, The clothes in both collections, shown at London's Quehec House, were made entirely of Quebee fabrics, richly colored wool-and-silk or wool-and-linen mixtures and light - textured wool tweeds resembling the Irish fabrics that have recently made a big impact in Britain. Michel Robichaud, who worked in Paris with the top couture houses of Nina Ricci and Guy Laroche, featured the high-waisted empire line ta his collection, which ranged through a gamut of pink and beige shades, Marielle Fleury's collection, covering a similar range of clothes from coats and suits to beach ensembles, spark- led with vivid. orange and pea- cock colors. Bell-ringing Gifts Sure-to-please shower or wedding gifts in lovely em« bossed satin-finish aluminum, Rich looking, yet popu«- larly priced, Delicate looking, but laste and lasts! 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