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A FEW AIR REFUELINGS,.. ooAND WUT AND JENSEN LAND ON CARRIER GETTYSBURG ON "YAN STATION OFF NORTH VIETNAM, XEMO HIT ASSASSINS ON ROOF FROM THE LONE RANGER SABAY, TEXAS RANGERS SECRET AGENT X9 SWIMMING TRUNKS, CAN YOU FIX ME UP o THE OSHAWA TIMES, 1 April 22, 1966 BRIDGE Sy 8. JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Masters' Individuel Championship Piey) BIDDING QUIZ You are South, both sides vulnerable, The bidding has been: East ed Passe 1 Sr Pass What would you bid now with each of the following four hands? 1, Spade 10 Heart K7 Club AJ942 2. Spade J6 Heart AQ74 Dia- mond 832 Club AK95 3. Cpade KJ4 Heart QJ853 Dia- mond 75 Club K86 4, Spade AK7 Heart AQ983 Dia- mond 9843 Olub 5 1. Three clubs. The general rule is that whenever responder names a new suit, the response is forcing and the opener must bid again. Thus, the heart re- sponse is 100 per cent forcing and North must bid again even with a rock-bottom minimum opening bid. This principle likewise applies when the responder, at his sec- ond opportunity, again bids a new suit. However, there is one exception to this latter rule, and that is when the opener signs off with one notrump after hearing the first response. In such case, if the responder wants to name a new suit and be sure of getting another bid from the opener, he must jump the bidding. Since South has good reason (an opening bid facing an opening bid) to insist on a game contract, he jump- shifts to three clubs. 2. Three notrump. With 14 high-card points and a balanced hand, South goes directly to game in notrump. There would not be much point to a three club bid, because a minor suit game is only a remote possi- bility, and because, even if partner gave a preference bid of three hearts, a major suit game (with only four hearts facing three in North's hand) is undesirable. South Wert Pase KQ863 Heart 9:00 t--Movie Channe! 2--Buftaie 3--Barrie 4--Buttaie 6--Toronte T--Buttale 8--Rochester 9--Toronto Channel 11--Hamiltes 'semesersecormmmm: 0 PRIDAY BV ROMNS 6--Friday 9:30 | 1--Petticoat oa--Mr. 5:00 P.M, i--Pemily Theetre 8--Movie 6--Flipper --Shindig Lloyd |86-2----U.N.C.L | 5:30 P.M, O--Leave ¥ to Beever 7--Rocketship 7 é--Music Hop 4:00 P.M, | A-Spotlight 6: MA. 7--Twilight Theatre Vi--femily Theetre @--Huntley-Brirkiey News Ni--Honey West The Flintstones 9--Convoy @--Movle 4--News, 4--Pospie Are Pung 3--Comoat Weather, 8:00 Outdoors 7:30 P.M. | 5:30 Ti--Wiid, Wiid West | 9--Smothers Brothers | 11---Schnitzel 7--Flintstones | $--Cartoons 4--Addams Family 4--The Wiid Wiid amp Runamuck 8:00 P.M, 9--Patty Duke Show 7--Tammy weet 9:00 | Werwwns 10:00 8:30 P.M. 7--Popeye Ni--Man From UNCLE 9A GoGo & @2--Convoy J. ASANO +3--Tommy Hunter Show 4--Hopan's Heroes Playhouse t--Honey Weet 4--Gomer Pyle 2--The Wiig Wild West Roberts 7--The Farmer's Daughter | 4-The Smothers Broa. 10:00 P.M. 11--Merv_ Griffin 7--Deb Stars of | 4--Trials of O'Brien 16:38 P.M. 11:00 PLM, (4) +40 owes Weether Sports 1:18 P.M. The $--etro Final +--Viewpeit 11:20 P.M. 7-4--Christmas Program Cals atellnenaied ree Year's Eve 1:40 PLM, 4--Premiere Theatre SATURDAY 7--Farm end Home Heer ley 4--B, y Boys } 2--Funny Co. 4--Fun To Pp Learn 1 11--The Sonins \#-2--Secret Squirrel | 6--Extension | 4--Mighty Mouse | 1o:30 I--Hobby T Zane Grey TELEVISION LOG P.M. $--Casper &2--Under Oop 1--The Beatin é--Cousin Bill 4@--Linus The Lionheerted 11:00 A.M. i--Previews of Progress 9--Milton The Monster Movie P.M, Junction 4-Tom ané Jerry 11:30 A.M, %--Peter Potamus 7--Magilla Gorllle € 6--Robin Hood 1966 4--Quick Draw McGraw 12:30 P.M, 9--Theatre $-2--Exploring On 7--Milton The 6--Tennessee Tuxedo 3--Whiplash 1:00 P.M. 1i--The White Hunter Coal 7--Bowling 6-3--Wrestiing 1:30 PLM. TieLong John Silver J--American Bandstand 4-News 2:00 P.M. N--OHA Junior "BY ki 1-2-NCAA Fi 4--Basketball 3:00 P.M. $3---Golf Classic A.M. 4--Basketball Uniimited P.M. 3:30 Bowlers Tournament 4:00 P.M, 11--Out Doors Unilmited %--After Four @2--NCAA Football A.M, House A.M. 4:% \--Hawkeye Pp reeente World' of Snarte 4--Golf Classic ae 5:00 P.M. 1--Dennis the Menace $3--Forest Rangers 4--Best The Camp -- Bowling Series. A.M. 6:30 P.M, ime with i\--Johany Quest ¢3--Buge Bunry YOUR HEALTH Dear Dr. Molner: What is the usual expectation of recovery from a fractured hip for a woman of 60? How long should it take? The patient is other- wise healthy. Is it necessary to remove the pin for complete recovery?--A. K. It used to be that a fractured hip in an older person gras a virtual sentence of death. Long weeks or months of immobility in bed led to general deteriora- tion of health and the usual outcome was pneumonia or some similar illness. Today the picture is entirely different, although it still can be a serious condition, It de- pends on the nature of the fracture as well as the age and general condition of the patient. A feeble. elderly person may not be able to tolerate the shock and pain. For a healthy woman of 60-- that's not so old--the prospects are good. Fractures can occur in various parts of the hip and the use of a pin depends on that. No, such pins are not neces- serily removed, and in some cases may be left permanently Once the fracture has been Recovery Prospects In Fracture Good By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD patient usually is made to sit up in two or three days. I say "made,"' because although the change in position may be pain- ful and awkward, it is essential to maintain genera: health and avoid congestion in lungs and legs. This is an all-important element of recovery. How long? I suppose you mean the ability to bear weight on the injured hip Every case is different. Old bones don't mend as rapidly as young ones. However, x-ray shows the pro- gress of the healing process. Use of crutches or walkers may permit the patient to get around before the leg can sup- port any substantial weight. Sometimes the patient's reluct- ance to try to get around in that fashion is emotional rather than real--but be guided only by your doctor as to how much urging is warranted, and when. Since hip facture is a com- mon home accident, here are a couple of pointers to remem- ber: Initial clue to a fractured hip, besides pain in the hip, is that the foot is usually turned outward. The patient also is unable to raise his heel from the floor while lying on his reduced and pin inserted, the back, HUBERT! (né KITCHENS ' SH! GET THE HOSE OUT--ILL BE THERE IN A MINUTE -- 3, Pass. There is no good rea- son to disturb one notrump. Game is more or less out of the question with only 10 points facing a signoff bid which con- tains 15 points, at most. Hence, the only real problem to be solved is the best part-score contract, Seven tricks at notrump are likely to be made on high-card strength alone. But a commit- ment to two hearts, the only practical alternative to a pass, runs the risk that partner may have indifferent heart support and be forced to pass. In such case a bad trump break could cost the part score and result in a minus score instead. 4. Three diamonds. Again we have an opening bid facing an opening bid, but the best game contract is by no means clear at this point. We therefore en- list partner's aid in choosing the final contract by jumping to three diamonds (forcing). The intention is to abide by North's decision at this point, whether he chooses hearts, dia- monds or notrump as the best place to play, Enrolments Lag, Dymond Says TORONTO (CP)--Health Min- ACROSS 1, Cyprinoid fish 5, Lime tree bark 9. Coast 10, Unit of | | 14, Blunder 15, Constella- tion 16, Cudgel CROSSWORD 6. One kind of rifle 7. Pencil of a kind 8, Tissue 9, Bishop's office 11, Soak flax 13. One of the Allens 15. Birds 18. Broods of pheasants 19. Vestige 20, le tectural style: abbr, 84.Ata 21, Child in 27, Undulat.- [5TAIRIE] distance Stowe novel 37. Java tree A TONS] IE ILIN IPIAICIN IG MAIR INIA] IGRETIRITIAID) Rios LHIOIPIETFIUIL | [S|OIONTIVIAy LITIEIN|S MEL IUIRIETS) [ATE [DIETS ME IMIM/A|S] Yesterday's Answer 38, Relative of Eddie 40, Gershwin 38. Salamander 41. Mandarin tea 43, Jewish month 42 s le 10 paymi 39. Describe exactly 41, Contend with 42, Turf 43. In advance 44, Server 45. Forbids ister Matthew Dymond said Wednesday that enrolment in the Ontario Medical Services Insurance Plan is lagging, but is bound to pick up. Dr. Dymond said in a state- ment that leas than a third o? the anticipated enrolment has been received with less than two weeks to go before the first enrolment period ends April 30. Persons enrolling later must wait three months for coverage: Dr. Dymond said the slow rate is in line with the experi- ence of other private and pub- lic insurance schemes. He said 80 per cent of the applications often are received in the final 10 days of an open enrolment period. The plan has received about 150,000 applications -- covering about 400,000 persons -- and forms are arriving at a rate of about 12,000 a day. Another 300,000 persons re- ceiving aid under various wel- fare plans were automatically enrolled in OMSIP April 1. Dr. Dymond said many per- sons in Ontario who paid no In- come tax last year or persons in low-income brackets have not enrolled. "his is somewhat difficult to understand as the OMSIP pre- miums fo rthese people will be paid, either wholly or in part, by the Ontario government." DOWN 1, Scorch 2. Frightful 3. Container 4, Exist 5. Blur 4-22 SALLY'S SALLIES Leave the patient lying where he is until the doctor or ambu- lance arrives, The only first aid you can safely give is to keep the patient warm and as com- fortable as possible. Dear Dr. Molner: } am 75 and have a heart condition and hardening of the arteries. I have been told that eating eggs would make the arteries harden. Is this true?--Mrs. L. 8. My dear lady, arteries start to harden in childhood. The rate at which hardening progresses depends on heredity, diet, amount of exercise and blood pressure. The poor nutritious egg has }been unmercifully and unfairly accused. Egg happens to con- tain a lot of cholesterol, but to put all the blame on that is to ignore all those other important factors. At your age, eat eggs as you choose. They are nourishing, and they aren't going to change fhe condition of your arteries. "Go in and ask Papa for my hand. Hel give you his, too."