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@EB, DAD--- CAROL GRIMSBY HAS GOT ME GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES SHE GAYE - ONE THING AND 'THEN DOES ANOTHER pa DOLPHIN BUT, ONCE THAT FIRED -- IT'S MERELY SEAFOOD!! § GET IT" OFF THE PAYROLL AND ONTO THE MENU, EH, FLABMAN P, I QUIT MY JOB- MY FRIENDS @Y ASKED IF I WAS TRYING TO ACQUIRE "iNSTANIT POVE. Z WHAT I DID ACQUIRE WAS INSTANT PEACE-- Ly L, [ HAW, HAW, HAW? THAT'S A GOOD ONE. j ima CONDITIONS, AND FOR UNDERSTAN. TREATMENT OF WAYW CHIL. TELL THE HONOR GUARD /2L | (INSPECT THEM IN FIVE 4 1 WANT TO BE SURE 71/8 CEREMONY SOES OFF WITHOUT A HITCH / THE LONE RANGER SARGE/ SOUNDS \ ITS THE OSHAWA TAR, Fridey, April 1, 1966 -* BRIDGE By 8. JAY BECKER | (Top record-holder in Masters' individual Championship Pay) BIDDING QUIZ You have the following: hand, both sides vulnerable: : GAL YKISS $7 HAQHES 1. Your left - hand Jhide One Noatromn (8 tn 10 _ points), your partner passes, and your right-hand o 2 bids Two Diamonds What would you bid now? 2. You bid One Club ams your partner responds One Heart. What would you bid now? 3. You bid One Club, your left-hand opponent bids Three Diamonds, your partneir bids Three Hearts, and your right- hand opponent passes, What would you bid now? 4. Your right-hand ojpponent bids One Diamond, whitch you double, and your partwer re- sponds One Heart. What would you bid now? y 1. Double. Once it is dtranted that two diamonds is the stand- are signoff bid showing 0 to 7 high-card points and wequest- ing the opening bidder to pass, a double for takeout is mbvious- ly best. Of course there is an element of risk in doubting two diamonds, but, even so, tthe fact remains that it is mone risky to pass. You can't blithely let! the op ponents walk off with a part score--which they seem likely to make--when there is a good chance that your side ican also make a part score. 'Counting the hidden value of ithe part score, you lose about '#90 points every time you let tlw oppon- COLONEL. GUESS WHA ATIC FROMTHAT | YUG Voice! MOM / IT! RAININ' { <= KNOW YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT ME 'TO WALK TO SCHOOL IN THE RAINS ents make the part score in- stead of you. Losses of 'this kind cannot properly be justified by pleading safety. 2. Three hearts. YAw have only 14 points in higfn cards, but, because of the hewrt fit and good distribution, you \have the equivalent of a balaniced hand containing 18 or 19 gwints. If one of your low hearts were a diamond, you would 'have the values for a raise to tao hearts, but with the singleton, diamond and the fourth heart, *the hand rises tremendously in, value. Partner is not requihved to bid over three hearts, hut if his hand is such that he thinks it best to pass, he wiff probably not make more than 'nine tricks. 3. Four diamonds. 'There is a chancefor a slatm and you would not be showing' your full values if you simply bid four hearts. Generally; a cuebid shows the ace or a 'void in the opponent's suit, but #n this case you can afford to Jie a little because the situationsealls for a strong bid of some sort and there is no better ona: available. 4. Two hearts. Chat is all your hand is worth opposite a forced response. Partner may have a terrible harf! and you must make allowance for this 'T 6 SECRET AGENT X9 Ly TO GET MARRIED? THREE WHOLE DONALD DUCK a BE VERY CAREFUL... SINCE LT LOST MY ROSALINIM"...... HAVE NOTHING MORE TO LOSE..... MUGGS AND SKEETER CAS BGS A SHOE POLISH t _ fELEVISION eee SURE ENOUGH THE TINY TOT FINALLY DID ¥ BY i ae HRY, SKEETER! ComE QuicKkiv! GRAMPS JUST BACKED OVER 4 YOUR BICYCLE WITH His CAR! BEAT IT, BUBBA! T KNOW 1S APRIL FooL's Day! Topay © King Festwes Syndicat lan, 1968. Workd right rommved. 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Unlimited A.M. House | 6-3--Golf Classic | 4--Basketball | 3:30 P.M, | Bowlers Tournament A.M. | 4:00 P.M. Learn | 1--Out Doors Unlimited ig | r | After Fou | @2--NCAA Football x } 7--Sports | 4--Golf | 5-3--Bowling | | Ak ns A.M, t Retier Derby 4:30 PLM, | | }+Hawkeye &--Sports Presents | %--World of Sports 4--Golf Classic 5:00 P.M, 1--Dennis the Menace $+3--Forest. Rangers | 4--Beat The Camp ~ | Bowling Series. AM ime with | lee | 5:30 PLM, | '1--Johnny Quest Trouble Discussed 7 gauge ev tt em TE jacid. It has to be, to digest food. The blood, however, is jnormally alkaline. Dear Dr. Molner: { had ajtation to say: "Ah, we've found! True, there can be special gall bladder operation several the trouble."' and specific problems. Uric | years ago but it didn't make; Consequent!y every doctor has) acid can be high Wie one has | me feel better. Now I find out|to keep reminding himself: | sout But acidosis (a truly acid that I have a hiatal hernia|"Can there oe something else. | tate). exists only when a pa- | which I was not told about then.|too?"' Before surgery for gall tient is profoundly ill, as in such By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD trouble, even Decades ago osteopathy be- gan with the theory that ill- jnesses could be corrected by physical manipulations. Obvi- ously diseases come from many causes, not just one. So today a DO must have four years of possibility. Meet Canadians Tourist Offer OTTAWA (CP)--Well, come on in and make yourself to home"' is not exacthy the slogan but it sums up the sipproach the Ottawa Tourist and Convention Bureau will take this summer to visitors from other countries. Ottawa, chosen ing: the site of a pilot project supjsorted by the Canadian Tourist Association, will begin inviting visitors te "meet Canadians at home" May 15, opening date of the capital's annual T4ilip Festival when National Capital Commis- sion driveways anti parks are ablaze with masses of bright flowers. A committee hag been estab- lished to enlist they co-operation of at least 100 Ottgiwa residents willing to open thyoir homes--if not their pocketbooks--to tour- ists. Upon answeringsa few routine questions, to establish identifica- tion and sincerity, the visitor will be given the mame and ad- dress of a family' with compati- ble tastes and--pxyesto!--it's out of hotel rooms aid restaurants and into the livijig rooms and dining rooms of "'t ypical" Cana- -|dians for the curious traveller. Volunteer hosts, will NOT be required to furnifih lodging or meals for their gavests, but it is the committee's tmope that most will. A similar projep:t is expected to be inaugurated in Quebec shortly after the 'Ottawa expert ment begins. If the homey ap- proach to the tourist dollar rings the bell, cher cities will follow. i DIRECTOR BAK TO George Axelrod is Sequined Eyebrimvs, Ni which he describes ag Alice in Wonder land." SALLY'S SAQ.LIE = 1967 training in a professional osteo- pathic medical school and at Also can one have too much|bladder when| conditions as diabetic acidosis,|/east a year as an intern, just «TMA HOOKED ON HIM! | | acid in the system, and can one|*-Tays show gallstones, it is)4. acidosis in a child with a/a5 is the case with an MD, and . " fi jwise fo study the stomach aS|high fever his license to practice conveys P a ; BEING A RAT DOESN'T cone \| vee SUDDENLY WENT CALM, WHY NATURAL TO ME, EARL. BUT FIGHT 1T? HE CAN'T HELP LOVING WHEN I TALKED TO WHIT... AND HER... SHECAN'T HELP LOVING HE TOLD ME THAT HE LOVED = / YOU, ANDI... os eee ef well for ulcers, spasm, hiatal| |th ight I have no doubt that your galllpernia as in this tae 'or any} In a word, I wouldn't worry |. Do -- or © | bladder trouble was real, and|other condition which may be about acidity If it actually ac-} | you needed the operation. That | producing dyspeptic 'symptoms | CUTS, you will be so sick that it' As an MD, | give my loyalty is why hospitals have '"'tissue|not unlike those caused by a/Will be unmistakable \to fellow MD's, but I cannot let | committees," ta study ~tissue|cranky gall bladder. : : |this question pass without point- |that has been removed and] jt may then become a ques Dear Dr. Molner: What is an|ing out that the DO's or osteo- | make certain that it was faulty|tion of which ailment should be|0Steopath? My sister and her| paths have sound training. | hether dif-| family all go to one. Is an psteo-| MD? What is his; ear Dr. Molner: My grand- }and needed removal lattacked first, or w . | ye ie g | s sti-|Path an Ayn a athe Bost it ban hoi en gaag can be insti | schooling and to what should | son is being given penicillin for | posing the facts when two (or} As to the question on d.|his practice be limited?--E. C./an ear infection. Now he has] |e: even more) problems are both-'the commonly expressed idea| No, an osteopath is not an|been passing mucus streaked "T was sitting { here the 1 ering the patient at the same of too much acid exists, MD. He is a DU, or 'doctor of| with blood several times a day.| time and found that co | time. When one ailment is iden-|rarely if at alli--in that sense.|osteopathic medicine,' and so|No pain or other symptoms.-- wery uncon fortable," tified, there is always the temp-|The "upper digestive tract is'recognized by U.S. laws. Mrs. R. D. f ieee acl