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HAW!!=No GAL Gor She bore SADI HAWKINS DAY/7-- earn a 'YOU LITTLE MINX-- WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL, ME ? --Robert Bartlett ON TROVER & On WAS THE FIRST TO THE NORTH POLE XPERTS iN OUB TIME PREDERICK COOK"S CLAIM « oe WITHOUT A DOUBT, PEARY, YOU were THe' einst f THE LONE RANGER IF THERE'S ONE THING CAN DEPEN? ON, IT'S Hi6 PREDICTIONS! SHOWERED WITH HONORS, AND ROBERT BARTLETT WINS GLORY FOR HIMBELF NEWFOUNDLAND THiS FAME ATTRACTS AND 80 IN 19/4 MANI A@~ iN Bx) DPARTLATT ANi TO BARTLETT. Y CAPTAIN, I'M HERe TO ENTICE YOU TO JOIN ME ; 1 VOYAGE... ig A DOOMED snHir! p= 14 THE OSHAWA Tims, Tuesday, November 9, 1965 BRIDGE By 8. JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Masters' Individuel Championship Pley) North dealer, Elise Both sides vulnerable. 863 K Sikes EAST K% eross $106 51053) Opening hearts. There are no rewards for valor at the bridge table. Cour- age or the lack of it are charac- lead -- queen of DONT CHALMERS SIT THERE PROUD! / WONDER WHATD HAPPEN FF 1 GAVE HIS CHAIR A FRIENDLY KICK ! SECRET AGENT X9 ee a shel READY SIR, teristics which may be admir- able or repugnant in everyday life, but at the bridge table what counts is whether you make the right bid or the right play--not whether the bid or play was audacious, optimistic or fearless. : 1 It may be proper to be hold, but at the same time a player must be careful that his intrep- idity does not lead him to dis- aster. All of which has some bear- ing on South's method of play in this hand. He won the heart lead with the king and attempt- ed to run dummy's clubs. But after he had played the A-k, West showed out, and as a re- sult South wound up two tricks short of the contract. However, South should have made three notrump, and his failure to make the contract is typical of what happens to many declarers in similiar #fr- cumstances, The fact is that South as- sumed the clubs woyld be di- vided normally -- that is, 3-2 and based his plays on this as- sumption. This frame of mind, whether you call it optimism, carelessness, audacity, or any- 'thing else, was fatal in the IM GOING 'TO PROMOTE YOU TO ANOTHER OEPARTMENT! DONALD DUCK | }Janet Stark 254, Maxine Simard 210, Al \|Cochrane 70 and Marg Steward 77 Hi, CHIEF... LOOKING FOR ME? DIDI SiVE "THAT | DEAR BOY? fp Jf 4 I'M GOING TO PUT YOU WHERE YOUR TALENTS WON'T BE WASTED! 2 actual case, though it is true that it would not have mattered jin the great majority of hands, | The point is that South's sole jworry at the beginning of the hand should have been the pos- sibility of a 4-1 club division, and he should therefore have taken every possible step to overcome this division if it existed. A moment of thought at the start would have told South \to play a low club from dummy at trick two instead of a' high club. This safety play would have guaranteed nine tricks whether the clubs proved to be ° STUOLICE MSC RAI INIT JOIN PIOIOINTAI TCT OM INISIE TT! 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Pert. to an abbey ~ BOWLING RESULTS De 110, Robert Pearson 140, Phillp Tip- | Beginning of the Second Section team | Jone 110, fon 200, John Baxter 120, John Wilson 70 standing -- Dead Pins 4, Robin Hoods 4, saa Whur Vane i Climbers 3, Bar Files 3, Hot Dogs 1, Wing Dings 1, Strikers © and Spoilers 0. Senior Boys end Girls -- Linde Harding Over 200 -- John Kirkbride 202, Judi| 180 Keren O'Beyle 130, Doreen Carson 'O'Donnell 208, Harry Smith 230, John| 160 Christine Straszewsk! 150, Christine Huzar 213, Gary MacKenzie 207, 245, Jonn|L® Rush 110, Susan Goddard 120, Ricky | ° Gibbs eyien 201, Bob Bell 206, Pat Kyle 217,|Devton 180, Billy Nicholls 180 and Wanda +i, Intermediate cists a ogy A 180, Stanley Weich 120, Mary Pola . Ash 205, 217, Andy Czerwaty 229, Me! i Knocker 296, Frank Foley 241, Pat Kunkel David O'Boyle 80 and Michael Polltyke 207 and ivan Bent 229. ns tas ee Trioles -- Frank Foley jan Price 71%, Janet Stark S80, Al Ash S87 and Mel] OM NICKL PLATE LEAGUE Rnector. Ge. this week, P. Traynor with 729. Lemons -- Libby Stetson 9 Glad Carter) ME MICS [rayne ve 609, Ca Raley 77, 62, Kay Mackie 91, Bob Bell 87, Ray 690, G. Jessome 657, H. Rolls 451, M Carl Whitaker 70, Eric Pearce 87, Hugh 440, L. Marshall 420. R Venmeer 48, Stapnenson 89, Jeannette Kossatz 5%, Rose Ww "Wereski 412 and G. Mathieu 612 " | 200 League -- C. Lockhart 78, 203, © Behm 217, 201, K. Paradine 244, 'ap SASHEME Sea |pas 239, J. Catton 235, J. Ruiter 231, A. John A. Cardinal took the men's high! Deaveay 222, D. Wilson 220, M. Cobourn triple and high single again, with 733 and] 929, L. Raby 215, S$. Pols 209, G. Fitches 263. Marg Rorabeck took the iadies' high}299. 5 Sheffee 209, L. McCullough 209, J tripte with 631. and ladies' high single/Campbeli 208 and J. Jackson 20). goes to Marie Castilloux with 248 | Only one Lemon this week--G. Points Taken Noise Makers took 3 to Wonders' 1; Joe's Gang took 3 to Saints' 1; Nite Hawks took 3 to Moon lighters'. 1; Orbits took 3 to Slow Pokes' | Ray Whitaker 219, Dan Price 266, Kuipers 9 Points taken Shiners 4, Tankers 0 Mixers 3, Platers 1; Polishers 3, Rackers 200 Scores John A. Cardinal 210, 263 260, Leo Doyle 244, Marie Castitioux 248, Joe Peters 222, H. Gerhard 205, Betty Saoriff 201, Harry Dickinson 205, Marie} Meinychuck 223, Joan Armstrong 203,| Aiian Verton 239, Ed Bialek 218, 214, Jean! Team standings Platers 19, Shiners 18, Mixers 14, Tankers 14, Polishers 1 and Rackers 8 MOTOR CITY MIXED LEAGUE Al Jamieson was high man with 863 ~ Dickinson 225, Bob Rorabeck 254, 233, 230./299, 348, 295; followed by Archie Bruce. Barry Leach 261, 228, 240, Marg Rora-lang --. 251, 315, 240 | beck 228, 215 and Jerry Rolfe 207 | Aura Walls led the jadies, 782 Lemon League = Mildred Rolfe 70.1395 single; Sadie James 766 Gloria Smith 98, Theresa Belko 8 and) 291. jack James 712 Ray Martell 8 [John Williamson 752 4600's -- Reg Norris 671 Mari. Ford 668 -- 265, 232; Elsie Smith 667 280, 201, Stella Makarchuk 663 289; Cecil Litster 659 -- 231, 271; Vida! Morey 641 218, 268; Bud Morey 648 -- a big! 274, 201,| 229, 260 and 223 66, 315 03, 231, 23 GLENHOLME SCHOOL wie The ton scorers of the classes of Gien hoime Schoo! bowling on Monday, No- vember 1 were: Jon Lee 310, Billy 140. Nicholia 180 and Bobby Henn denier Me 247, 2347 VI Norris 631 -- 221, 216; Helen Boye wm Jen 1.20 310, dia Trott 630 e+ 200, 2343 Resa rk 638 ee jler 724 (330, @13) end Ev, Redpath 707, | News | &4--Guiding Light 1:00 P.M. |11--Theatre F--James 8--Matinee 7--~Ben Casey. é~Luncheon Date Krontete é--Might Metre 11:98 Pom, The Saint yeh al thew . 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Heepital +43--To Tell The Truth 3:00 Pm. 4--Edge of Night 2--Kartoon Karnival . 4:00 Pa %Mickey Mouse Club 02--Movie 63--Front 247; Gord Long 626 -- 218, 227; Chuck, (296, 256) Ford 609 --- 204, 221; Jim Goodes 618 --| 650 Triples --- Millie Belide 698 (201, 240; Marlon Hagerman 618 -- 261; Doro-| 239, 258); Olive Frise 689 (235, 255); Au- thy Davey 651 --- 308; Frank Chumbly 630/drey Hodgson 680 (246, 224, 210); Edna 250; Pete Makarchuk 601 -- 201, .6|Ward 679 (263, 250); Mid Muir 672 (288); and Leon Davey 602 -- 247. Millie Cameron 666 (218 256); Barb The 200 Class --- Helen Anderson 247,|Harding 61 (287) and Lavra McKinlay Joan Jackson 214, 218; ringer Patterson|650 (286, 200) 227, 217; Hi Johns 241; Art Moreau 211, | strouds and Horwich tie for first sec- 200; Inez Curl 226; Phoebe Mullen 252; |tion with 18 points but Strouds took It by Mae Jamieson 203; Charlie Read 215; |pintalis Deryck Stones 209, Norma Pgeevega ti 201,} n Kroll 211. Wel fo ir league.) i Nally Hanan a. Sel ey bes |18, Modern Uphoistering 17, Hayden Mac 3on 200 and Bert Smith 202 |donald 16, Crawford Ins. 15, Nu-Way Rug 11, Young Moderns ? and Scugog Clean NOTE -- To Press Reporter: Please dojers a. not type names in capital letters --only for the first letter of each name--ea Bert Smifh. (NOT BERT SMITH) LADIES MAJOR "B" LEAGUE High Triples -- Phoebs Mullen 6 High bowler for the week was Adal (237, 213) and Mildred Wittrick 617 (2 M ) McDonough (88-124) 212, followed by Har-| 220 ' old Bateman (95 - 68) 163; Beatrice). 10P 10 Harel Rompe! 259, Ann Chute (56 - 81) 137; Jean Johnson (65 56)| Ow ig bg Py hc. Doors 121; Vera Siblock (72-40) 112; Freda White|Keller 227, Sheila Bennet 226, Irene Se\ (61 + 46) 107 and Clara Suddard (61-46) |@FS 226, Mildred Turney 221, Doroth 107 |Bently 216, Jean' Saywell 216 and Eff With handicap Baldwin 214 104 Lemon League Celia Wiag 95 Points Taken Horne's Esso 3, Ne White's Burn's 1 Motor ¢ Eva Wakely (52 - $2) bitt $51,|3, Mitchell's 1 LADIES MAJOR "A" LEAGUE 800 Triples Maude Cockerton Bint's 3, Henderson's (231, 356, 264 jOlsen's 3, Sayweills 700 Triples -- Vi Norris 749 (278, 218, ae pinot ee 21, - 253); Merion Dingman 735 (251, 289); Evjell's 18, sen's ai 'son's Ny Harding 738 (203, 299, 236); Mavis Tay-|Horne's Esso 16, Nesbitt's 13, Motor' Gity and White's 11, Burn's and Bint's 10, Mitch Teams standing -- Strouds 18, Horwich |= divided 3-2 or 4-1, and in the actual case would have per- mitted South to score a plus of 600 instead of a minus of 200 points. LBj'S VOICE William D. 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