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sro Re ERED RHI a = ee : eee THE OSHAWA TIMES, Wet tony toa, NEY eves ucer, ; : Thursday, October 14, 1965 THEY'RE \/||i BETTER THAN BRIDGE GROWING > HAVING THEM! Buz! 1 THINK By 8. JAY BECKER UP! GROow , THEARA (Top record-holder in Masters' individual Ciampionship Play) North dealer, Neither side vulnerable, ROBERT BORDEN'S AND JAN LEAVING LONDON, BORDEN He FORMS A. WARTIME NO CANADA FACES CHRIBTIAAN SMUTS' SURPRISE ,| | VISITS THE TRENCHES: OF | COALITION GOVERNMENT {TS WORST BRITAIN GRANTS THE DOMINIONS FRANCE,AND COMES TOA} WITH 80) LIBERALS CRISIS SINCE COMPLETE AUT' 'Y OVER DECISION eee . s 1S CONFEDERATION « FOREIGN POLICY £ AND GENe SMUTS COINS A NEW NAME FOR OUR, MEN NEEO THE BMPIRG Y RENE CereMaNTs 2 zx THE BRITISH CONSCRIPTION « WEALTH he OF NATIONS JF 'The bidding: North East South, West 1@ Pass 2 Pasa 2@ Pass 2 Pass 46 LI'L ABNER Opening tead -- four of hearts, This deal occurred in a match between England and France, / sh Ale Bl . & Z ex VR Set: ee ae SOMETHIN, '2 P TAKE ORDERS PROM " aS A ! rt Speen: <a J j hE. : At the fit, table, Swinson. ANY TIME-- a cy 7 j y y Je ie \ jy A Dyer was South for Englan PROP BY . K wily A y ; Pisa : Wy 9) j / : J h and arrived at four spades on A HORSE. ~~ A ' A the bidding shown. | West led a heart and South |was faced with the problem of |avoiding a heart loser, since he |was certain to lose at least \three trump tricks. After ta ithe ace of hearts, declarer | three rounds of clubs, plannin, to discard dummy's : deuce 0 hearts if West followed to the | third round of clubs. But West had only a double- ton club and ruffed the third one ' eas 3 ; gt . with the seven of spades. De- : oe . 4 * E i j clarer overruffed with the eight, AFTER ALL, NOBOPY ULB hile Phil alerts a , ' BOARD TLL HAVE a ' fe trumped a low diamond, and led 5S YOU TO vO a po digh enna d Kos ie DKS TIME TOFieuRE 4 ' the jack of clubs, still planning STUPID S place OUsING CATrUING WX AR > OUT HOW TO CON : j |to discard the heart from dum- THINGS! pace ea Wt, Oso WAY THIS PUNK OUT ; { , my if West did not ruff ! Speeds Rick and OF THE WHOLEF i en Sherrl toward the Sy) wor BANK HAUL/ se ee , - At this point the defense was YAChE basin ne : a é r : helpless. West actually ruffed ; if ei \ with the ace of spades, hoping that East would be able to make three trump tricks by himself, but this did not materialize. Declarer discarded the heart from dummy and later lost two trump tricks to the K-Q but he managed to make four spades. It would not have helped -_ | West to discard on the jack of 23) q Wy King Pestares Fyne clubs. Declarer would have dis- iw) THE LONE RANGER LITTLE ANNIE ROONEY Tescares Spetnate, ines 190, World rakes peerved. "SECRET AGENT X9 WELL, I PLUSH CHALK AROUND A BLAC! in carded the heart from dummy etn | ARM WRESTLE WITH YOU? SO MUCH MY ARMS have ruffed with CHILDS PLAY! I WRITE $0 LIKE STEEL! . ig rend would hay nccaehi oe Le 'ON? ' | When East then made the eae Se : . best return of a heart, dummy : would ruff and lead a trump. 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I DIDNT KNOW WAS SOME New | . : ee ag Ms | Sahay oe Mave 7--Rocketship 7 600 League -- M. Coburn 682, P. Tray. \ NS 96: IT WAS You. 6ONG-STYLIST! \| i 63--1 Dream of Jeannie ndy of Mayberry 143 Moment of Truth nor 658, E. Behm 639, J. Ruiter 618, G. \ ne t AG ia ; y alr issue : 4--Movie | 190 AM. | 4--Secret storm Mathieu 617, J. Catton 615, J. Jackson = ™ O > ane aa ; 2--Quarter Back Club |11--Albert J. Steed 3--Recky And Hie Priends | 610 and 1. Raby 606. 4] iH vb, M nif Vif, ae | Petends | 200 League -- H. Rolls 214, 200, C, Locks By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD ye - 83 hart 269, L. (Strong Arm) Marshall 251, - : see another doctor, but I feel Iybetes in-both families make the|Qwens s6, Porsdine One te Buen ae Dear Dr. Molner: Six years;doctor and point out to himjcan take my own doctor's word|tad a-prime target for the|). Campbell 209,.M. Car! 208, Pitches ago I had surgery for breast/your difficulty in keeping thejfor it. I would appreciate your] disease. get) Naat %, @. Kulp meer and na eee sed sont a --,, ; gees J. S. 'a fos He should also have a sugai|"$, 'Sancihne 2 Piste 13, Shi health since then. For the las ear Dr. Molner: I want to have no reason to doubtitolerance test (a series ts, Races hice hae 18 months, however, I have been'thank you so. much for anjyour doctor's diagnosis, either, cn ene Fev ge tag hese slnern a Raceere he Meee ean reg Vo . myjarticle about five years ago. but ve the -- of are behaves over a period of sian arm, e doctors says that ele-/My son, then nine, had Legg-|specialist will make your family|two or three ich will e yating the arm &s the answer,|Parthes disease. After two years|feel better, tell your doctor that Petal a cick ot ee SALLY 5 SALLIES but with a job and a family tojof wearing a brace on one leg,jyou (or they!) want a secondjidea of his conditin and pros- care for, there is little time for'he is now okay and takinglopinion.. facts, Uses that except 'when I am asleep|sports in school--track, wrest-| A conscientious doctor doesn't! + and that is difficult. I am notjling and baseball. Your article/resent calling in a consultant,| Then a program. of weight HOW MUCH T LOVE YOU,| | BOTH OF US, MY DARLING, a complaining but have you anyjwas so helpful to me in going|/He welcomes it. Sometimes an-\reduction should be started. | PAM. BUT I'M CERTAIN AND BESIDES LOVE, I HAVE suggestions? -- Mrs. W. W... ..|through those years.--Mrs. M.lother specialist. may detect OTHER WE'D BOTH BE \ HOW MUCH YOU LOVE [ies MOUNTAINS OF = ier Usually such swelling occurs|P. something else that may help. Dear Dr. Molner: In the last 'MUGGS AND SKEETER | | i Kidg Feared Syedicate. tne. 196. Work rights remeved. I... IMNOT TOO SURE | [T HAVE ENOUGH LOVEFOR WILLING TO SACRIFICE ME. WANT TO IT. SO...WHEN DO WE > a sooner, if at all. Scar tissue and) our letter will encourage] Dear Dr. Molner: I have a\Couple of years I have devel: LEAVE FOR KALAWAD! 244 interference with the flow ofj|parents of other youngsters withlseyen year old, At birth he|Ped a drooping eyelid. It is not lymph in the armpit causes the|this bone condition. It takes|weighed 11 pounds 11 ounces,| hereditary." What causes this? trouble. jtime, but if weight and strainland now he is 4 feet 10 and|Can an operation correct it? I Yes, elevation of the armjare kept off the affected re-lweighs 150. He had a thyroid|@m in my late 20's and it is important, but good re-|gion, new bone grows and thejtest taken recently which was|!S Tulning my = appearance,-- sults also come from physio-\child recovers, normal, but since there is dia-|G- M. L. ; therapy (baths, massage, etc.)} Dear Dr. Molner: I had a suc-jbetes on both sides of the fam-| I think I'd better sidestep [ JULIET JONES and use of a long elastic sleeve.|cessful operation for detachedlily I am concerned about hiS|this because there ar frerent If there is a_ rehabilitation|retina, but later. I developedjexcessive weight. Can you help Baye centre nearby, 'it - would be} 'eterioration of the -retina. Myjme?--Mrs.. A. K: ' a : : , : 10 he a. M3 / He says these are out of worthwhile for you to seek/doctor tells me there is no}. You are wise in keeping tab He wants a satiate ace treatment there. If not, discuss|treatment for this. His birth weight, his weight/neurologist). Treatment might missile." the other suggestions with yourl My family would like me to now, and the presence of dia-'or might not involve surgery. is coe ts tN see sees sel Les causes. You should consult an eye specialist (or possibly. a