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THE OSHAWA TIMES, To SOME OTHER ' | NEIGHBORHOOD ? ie \ - YOU LAE 2 ; r |x dow canwe "| [~~ Youd THink PEeopLe 7} sabe React ea tab | IS-THIS INSURANC Tuesdey, May 25, 1965 23 '( SLEEP WITH THAT | | COULD CONTROL THEIR OWN LIKE T HA 7 WH TO BE FOR You, | a LRT S STUPID DOG I ANIMALS / DON'T YOU GO MR. SHAW? BARKING LIKE /| ||| vo || BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER " bad by ke \(Top record-holder in Masters' 2 _ Individual Championship Play) 4 He | South dealer 2 53 | Both sides yulnerable. > | Miss come is | IN ROOM 256, YOU. | RTH re CAN USE THE HOUSE | "6 y\ | \ ey Hea ' PHONE ON YOUR LEFT, ' i (f// aie . } j asi: con f iy: | 7 i \ Yj, @Ki4 WN cae | etictaldes POH les i es > -- Saf : in cansuin | o--_ nn. sneer Tl] exess2 ©9106 $0 YOU THINK YOU WHAT'S ) LONESOME i OWN CHICAGO, YOU YOUR) POLECAT#? U4 PRETRIAL, OF WAUTE PEOPLE, PAULINE ZN 1892, HER FIRST , f SHES A HIT! INVITED THE SECOND TIME, 103 939862 WHY DIDYOU BATTER 27 ALITTLE HOODLUM 2? | NAME? SUSPENDED!! JORNGON, GROWS UP FIERCELY PROUD OF, | "maicR' PoeTRY film SHE WRITES A SPECIAL Poem, ur wna al |) S 54 ee ) CARS TO JUNIK ON I'M A STUDENT OF EARLY 7O ECHO THE LAMENT OF HER PEOPLE, TORONTO MEN #K75 10842 | MICHIGAN BOULEVARD? AMERICANA!" THIS LITTLE THE VANISHING RED RACE. CLUB INVITES SOUTH : GENTLEMAN MAY OWN wn att ss HER JO READ ease =<] @AQS ( Zz 13. CAV POs 9972 | : AN INDIAN WIFE. HAI93 oe Y iy The bidding: E = y South West North East | a lm Pass 1@ Pass " INT Pass 8NT 7 \ BS els b ; . | we Cee Saniice 1 & vs ZAM de LOM, Bie FORGOT /S 4 || Opening lead -- tive of spades. o> - SF AEM ob iw q ' ---- sncuadl TODAY--THE GONG MY PADOLE SINGS f Let's say you're declarer at én - -- ner oor ee a _ithree notrump and West leads KID, YOULL NEVER BUT DON'T THINK FOR A a | BUT RIGHT NOW THE BIG DEAL 16 TO GET = a spade. It seems normal to Prarg NOW HOW JUTE /M WHIPPED ILL BE gt BACK TO A POCTOR ANP-GET THIS FOOT / ' /TS A SECRET /USED WHEN KEEP. BY THE FIRE. = : GAP TO BE AM 70 BE OFF TAT BACK, BUrTLL Bens My OWN F)| ROT FUNGUS CURED UP-- LOOK Y THE MAP PLACES THE NEAREST / TRAPPED YONDER, THIRTY HELPS BOUND TO comm f duck in dummy and win the " | | FLYIN' BACK TO ISLAND ~ THERE WAG ARMY WITH ME THAT SLICK . foageae| AT THAT FOOT-- PASS OUT OF THE MOUNTAIN: WINTERS 'AGO/ |with the queen, but, if you do | SAN JUAN, SOMETHING GOING. ON Ad CAPTAIN BONE CAN'T OUT eC |this, you eventually go down MR. FLING? THERE 1 COULDN'T, SMART J.K.FLING-- 4 one, assuming best defence. East would win the first dia- mond. lead and return a spade, and West would force out the f |mond to defeat the contract one trick | With proper play, though, you |make the hand. The crucial de- icision comes right at the start, after you've ducked the spade in dummy and East plays the ten, The trick is to let East win the ten, even though this seems to be an unnatural thing to do. Once you do this, the defence disintegrates. When East re- turns a spade, you still have the suit doubly stopped, and eh LICK~ Vr aa we Y THE LONE RANGER | LITTLE ANNIE ROONEY FROM NOW ON TM ONLY GONNA £6G-SIT EVERY OTHER OMY {/ A EGGNES, 1'M GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTEMPTS TO HENPECK Ne / 4'M FEO UP/! T'VE HAD ENOUGH J! in when you then play a diamond, i>< East has no spade to return if he jumps up with the ace. The ~ iE most he can do in that case is eo? | pad lead a club, but you take the \A\ 1p ace and establish the diamonds , be to assure nine tricks. * \E~* If Fast allows his partner to leg win the first diamond lead, West He} can establish his spades all é Pre} right, but he cannot then cash "a them until after South runs nine es tricks. (ea _..... |. It is true that the idea of duck- ANT YOU | : Cian ing the spade at trick one would Serer pe ag eg ] ¢, Putten Ria Paire omaie--"""T lrait if it turned out that West HOW ARENFINE,UNCAT | FIRST RIN ) FT) | Oat te: J aM hie retold adds Ls H WELL ITS HIG ¥ | THOSE any DONALO- (Gt eed ee | grgnee had the A-K of diamonds as well TIME YOU wf | COMING EYRE gle | 1? as long spades, but this possibil- - i] LEARNED! ea . Ay Foy ity is fairly remote. It is far i | ORE, more likely that the missing oO T i j honors are divided 1-1 or. that ia Sy. East has them both. | a a a, It is not really as abnormal LS as it looks to let East win the i =| spade lead with the ten. It is 0) 2, dollars to doughnuts that West 4 has the king when Fast. fails to play it at trick one, and there is consequently no urgency about ees TE Te winning the first trick 'YOURE TO. 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AREN'T YOU, HE BIT ME // LITTLE LEROY ? Rar By JOSEPH G, MOLNER, MD BM ents add ic sales tax. Print| (no. stamps, please) for each Geli cooks ef ' FY FY ° > ha Pl t ~ . : Dear Dr, Molner: The doctor)--let's just stop using the word|plainly PATTERN NUMBER, |pattern. Ontario residents add has just told us that our father|insane. Let's use emotional or NAME, ADDRESS. |2c sales tax. Print plainly s1ZE,|| DAILY 'TIL 10 P.M. (age 50) should have a series of/mental illness instead. Let's| 1965 NEEDLECRAFT CAT-/NAME, ADDRESS, STYLE Seven Days « Week shock treatments, Dad has al-!keep in mind that there are all] ALOG -- 200 designs, three free) NUMBER, ways had a tendency to be\fegrees of this condition, from/patterns! Newest knit, crochet) Send order to ANNE ADAMS,\I @ Groceries ©@ Fresh Fruits GRANDMA nervous and in recent years the very mild to very severe. fashions, ni Sosa 25c. care of The Oshawa Times, Pat-|f » Vegetables © Meats Shas condition has gotten worse. Par *»y | Now! Send for elegant, new/tern Dept., 60 Front Street West , AN EMOTIONAL PROBLEM |... 00 : sams tt ' ' Ls Today a family friend told me) When somebody needlessly irr Venatiet coon aettaas, SA Coma ETE "PASHION RE-| nll oid 5-25 that these are only for insane/joses his temper, it's an emo [complete patterfis for decorative|PORT in our new Spring-Sum- -- M6 am a " NX / ; : sople. I' yset quite a bit. Is|tion: roble 's 4 é este i boaw TE 5 ata opinion caret aa Fnteianed prautaon when soars aemenes in 'one book! Pil-mer Pattern Catalog plus _cou- [ | \ $. 1--BS. le P * basscacggeni A aL ET ay oe oc ' pteunstronsses sen : Some friend! I hope I don't/one has such 'a hard time get-|!Ows, wall hangings, curtains,/pon for ONE FREE PATTERN! |have any such around to cheer|ting along in society that he has|#PPlaques, more! 60 Everything you need for the life on WHATS THAT BOWL OF OH. THATS SOME r me uo when Tin troubled is a A sin al But Value! Deluxe Quilt Book --jyou lead -- 350 design ideas! BLACK STUFF IN THERE CAVIAR LEFT OVER FROM I DONT THINK li whe he friend said doesn'llthere ve wo -- or |16 complete patterns. 60c, Send 50¢ now | a "HAT LOOKS LIKE IM GOING TO LIKE}: hat the friend said doesn'tithere is no exact line of de-|~UO'R™'™ PAUl" Bari | E NIE tal BUCKSHOT T 'THE DINNER PARTY CAVIAR HASH! + have any real meaning. You'd! marcation | | ; 9 é LAST NIGHT... 3] {find this out if you asked the! What your friend should have|treatment would not have heen|they break the pattern or habit] (7m i HC} ee '* y *] [person to give-a precise defini-|told you is that shock treatment|suggested. But I most seriously|of fear, anxiety or other para-| JOvVINSULATION 1 Ma es 8 3] |tion of what is meant by "'insane|js used for a variety of emo-jurge you to forget completely|lyzing emotions which cause so} 4 n > if |people."' tional conditions. Schizophrenia|about your friend's ignorant re-|much trouble for 'so many KQXOWA MUP ODM Tin ; aQ ' Insane is a legal term, and it)(a difficult problem) is one jmark, Think of his treatments people: | 4 Se J} jmeans whatever @ jury decides|Severe depression is another, |as being intended to give him! Whether they are done with a i it to mean. Was a defendant so) and in that case, results often|a chance to get a new outlook | controlled electric current, | FREE DELIVERY q i { upset that it excuses him from|a re astonishingly successful,jon life, to shake himself loose which is the usual way, or with! : | 3 1] |Whatever act he committed?|And there are still other types|from whatever fears or worries|such chemicals as metrazol or "lt it's LUMBER, 4 a4 : -- all it gaa --and pot of emotional disorders for which| May be upsetting him jmassive doses of insulin, they coll our NUMBER" 4 a read enough articles about! shock treatment. is used, That is the purpose of suchiare_a very effective method of i = ; temporary insanity" and so on . Obviously your father's verv-treatments. While we do notjaltering emotional disturbances PHONE 725-1121 : 525 4 to see. what | mean ous (emotional) difficulty is}know exactly how they work,|which have become too strongly 53 ALBERT ST 3 So--and I've said this before rather severe, or else such'we know from experience that'established, "y