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THE CLOSEST) HE EVER CAME TO BEING AN ATHLETE WAS IN 1950! 20 THE OSHAWA TIMES, Saturday, March 27, 1965 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Masters' Individuel Chompionship Play) Sivstes 910973 $AKS2 98652 Sikas oA STs The bidding: Opening lead -- jack of clubs. The declarer has to do a cer- tain amount of planning ahead if he wants to get the most out of his cards. He cannot expect to do well all of the time if he confines his thoughts solely to the play of each individual trick. He must also consider the play of the hand as a whole. For example, take this hand where it would be easy to go wrong. West elads the jack of clubs and the defenders grab three club tricks. East then re- turns the six of hearts. Let's say that South wins with the ace and starts to draw trumps by playing a spade to the queen, promptly discovering ' that West started with all the missing trumps. South does not know it yet, but it is already too late for him to recover from this blow. Regardless of how ne now plays, he must wind up going down one. Suppose he returns to his hand with a diamond and takes a spade finesse. The finesse works, as expecte'*, but the problem of avoiding a heart loser still remains, This prob- lem cannot be solved success- fully whether South draws trumps immediately, or wheth- er he delays this step until after diamonds. When declarer wins the heart at trick four, he should cash the ace of diamonds before leading a trump to the queen. When he learns of the 40 trump break, he can overcome it by ruffing a mond, taking a trump fin- esse, ruffing another diamond and then picking up West's trumps by cashing the A-K. South's heart loser is discard- | ed on dummy's last trump, and he makes the last three tricks with the A-K-Q of hearts. The extra diamond ruff, which South arranges to get by cashing the ace of diamonds be- fore tackling trumps, makes @ world of difference in the re- sult. The possibility that West may have four trumps is con- sidered in advance and prepara tions are made to deal with it. OH, WHAT DID HE 'DO IN 1950? HE DEVELOPED "4 ATHLETE'S FOOT!)| CROSSWORD ACROSS 1. Robust 5, One of two equal parts 9. University founded in 1701: poss, 10, Aromas Eames, soprano 13. African antelope; 'var. 14. Quick looks 16. Greek letter 17, Earth as a goddess 18, Covers for the eyes DOWN 4, Verbal ending 15. Prison com- part- ment 19, Unas- pirated con- sonant Q p j [EINIEIT EIDIGIEISMEMIISISIV) Yesterday's Answer 23, Actor: Alfred ----= 33, Blundered 37. Joseph's SALLY'S SALLIES | WILL SPEND MILLIONS TORONTO (CP)--The Young Men's Christian Association of Canada will spend $65,000,000 on a building program in the next five years, the annual meeting of the Toronto YMCA was told Thursday. A new lead- ership training centre at Lake Couchiching, Ont., will cost $750,000. Comstruction should start in July. MORE 38. Wife of Osiris 40, Greek letter . Append 27. 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