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TO GAIN CHARGE OF WARDS [ZN 1891 We WRITES "PRINCIPLES AND PRACTICE "RANSLATED IN FIVE My MAIN WARNING N& THAT SWALLOWING 26 THE OSHAWA TIMES, ursday, March 25, 1965 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Mosters' Individued Championship Play) North dealer. North-South vulnerable. 31098 9 1086 Dear Mr, Becker: It is a long time since | wrote you, but you pee] *|may recall that on several occa- ee TONTO LEAVES, ELIJAH CLARK CONTINUES HiS TALE +> MNP CLOSER -~~ THE LONE RANGER THe GRIZZLY TREED ME! THERE / WAS, NO GUNS NO KNIFE / AND HIM A-COMIN' CLOSER LEAVE THE TREES BE/ YOU CAN'T CHOP EM ing Fosnares Spedinnen. ton. TOF = BUT, ELAM, WE HAVE 70 CLEAR THIS LAND/ Werner of --| ---- 5 x SECRET AGENT X9 SETTING FOR OUR INE PICKED THE THE POOL ? BEACH'? NEXT PICTURES, ROD! /p NAME IT, ROZ / THAT LITTLE BUILDING WITH THE CUTE THATCHED ROOF! OH, I THINK WE CAN FIND SOMETHING MORE THAN THAT! 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There are many kinds of heart trouble. One is heart block. This means that the nervous im- pulses which control the beating of the heart do not occur soon enough. So the heart slows down. (The most frequent form. of this problem is called the Stokes- Adams syndrome.) An electric pacemaker ap- plied to the heart will cause it to beat This device is used in emergencies--in the operating room, or sometimes elsewhere, when a heart stops, or slows down dangerously. It is also used .n cases in which the rate is continuously too slow. Such electric stimulation can make the heart beat at a proper rate. It would be rather clumsy if such a patient had to remain attached to the wires, trans- formers whien apply the stimuli once a second or 50, Heart Pacemaker Amazing Machine | Therefore a great deal of ef- fort has been devoted in the last few years to finding some way which would permit the electri- cal apparatus to be miniaturized (like a very small radio set) so it cai be implanted underneath the skin, The patient thus car- ries the whole thing around with tim. After all, the amount of electricity needed to apply the stimu'us is very small and the batteries are small, like the tiny ones developed for hearing aids. 1S FEASIBLE Yes the batteries have to be lreplaced from time to time, but from the medical and surgical standpoint, that is feasible enough. How long can a patient con- jtinue to use this artificial methods of 'telling' his heart when to heat? A recent report |from the Mayo Clinic, revealed that some patients have been using such implanted pacemak- ers for four and five years. Ten years from now, we may find that patients are. still going along with this method. I should point out that the for just any type sions I have sent you hands to bear out my contention that I am the greatest bridge player in the world! It is true that my name can- not be found inscribed on any of the trophies emblematic of na- tional or world supremacy, but it is none the less a fact that no player on earth can equal or excel my extraordinary feats at the bridge table. The only trouble is that all my wonderful bids and plays occur while I am asleep, the plain truth being that when I am awake, I am an ordinary and erratic player. As proof of my prowess while I am in the Land of Nod, I sub- mit this hand which occurred last night, I held the West cards and had to choose a lead against four hearts. It is difficult to imagine any way of defeating this contract, but I assure you that I ac- complished this feat without batting an eyelash. I did not fall into the trap of leading the jack of. spades, as most players would, but led the queen of clubs instead! Now imagine, if you will, be- ing in declarer's shoes at this moment, He naturally thought I had the Q-J of clubs, so he properly played low from dum- my. When I continued with the deuce, he ducked again, reason- ing that with the king in dum- my and the ten in his own hand East would be forced to win with the ace, But my partner won the trick with the jack and, being no dope, played another club which I took with the ace. I now administered the coup de grace. I led the five of clubs. South discarded a diamond from dummy and my partner trump- ed with the jack. There was then no way for South to avoid losing a trump trick and he wound up going down one, Cordially yours, John E. Doe. GEE, UNCA DONALD... 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WASHINGTON (AP)--Pres- ident Johnson kept the White House press corps In the dark Tuesday. Johnson, leaving press sec- retary George Reedy's office after his third visit in' less than an hour, walked down a corridor reporters use to get from the lobby to the press office. Along the way he flipped a switch turning out the corridor lights, The chief executive also stopped inside a men's rest- room in the corridor -- one used by members of his staff --and flipped off the switch in there too. He hasbeen turning off lights in the White House for more than a year in an effort to dramatize his efforts to achieve more economy in the government RIDERS SIGN SHIRK OTTAWA (CP) -- Ottawa Rough Riders of the Eastern Football Conference Tuesday announced the signing of Marsh- all Shirk, 24, an offensive tackle and defensive end from Ana- heim, Calif. Shirk, who weighs 250 pounds, played his college football for UCLA Bruins and earned all - America rating in 1961. 2, Was in. debt the tragically common heart at- tack.. There are forms of heart failure which develop, not be- cause of slowed - down heart rate, but because of some other defect. The pacemaker is a remark- able invention for one type of heart trouble, the slow heart. Every patient using such a device whether implanted so he to his chest and back,. should realize that 10 years or so ago this ould not have been done for him. He would have been dead by now, Yet today he is alive. I tnink it is a wonderful achievement. A patient who has lived an extra few months must think it is marvelou: One who batteries and so on,jpacemakers are not a cure-alljcan walk around with ii, or injhas 'ived with it for years will of heart|the hospital where it is attached|tave to invent a still greater, |disease. They aren't a cure for!with outside electrodes fastenediword for it! 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