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YOU TRY TO HIT THOSE LITTLE PEGS OVER THERE, HONEY / : H ' a HOPING TO FINANCED BY THE SALE OF H/8 PATRICK BURNS BUYS UP MANITOBA OADS TO ONTARIO. sees? '2 % 'i al 7 a iL WITH THE HOGS ALL THE |. a NZA IBLITY CF Bintan Pmone STRUCTION CAMPS MN cael | Exrrie Paice actie aed BAT HEARTY « , ee | DONT WANT. ae YOU FELLOWS ' (Ow 2S WEIGHT. -- SER ccaeesorates 22 THE OSHAWA TIMES, Wednesday, February 3, 1965 BRIDGE By 8. JAY BECKER {Top record-holder in Mesters' East dealer. » North-South vulnerable. GER * Wi THE J.0NE RAW YOU MEARD THe VOICE OF THE GREAT SPIRIT! THIS /3 WHAT ME SAID += BEFORE 7H HATED BRIDGE THE NEW MOON, THE PALEFACES WILL BE COMPLETELY DESTRO ( HE'S THAT NERVOUS NORMALLY, WE PUNCHES YOUR TICKET, PHIL. / Channel 2--Buffalo Channel 3--Barrie Channel 4--Buffalo é--Toronto 7--Buffalo 8--Rochester <hannel %---Toronto Channel 11--Hamilton asnieaiaeieiinaehiniaiinenianaemental WERONESDAY BVE. 5:00 P.M. 1--Family Theatre -- 9--Five O'Clock Movie 6--Superman 6. 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INVENTED ANYTHING LATELY, UNCLE 162) ( YEP, ENTIRELY LUDWIG?) NEW KIND OF (ROCKING CHAIR! bby King Features Synticate N A98es3 The bidding: Opening lead -- five of dia- es is a hand played by Lew ere is a hand play Mathe, Los Angeles PA} He was South and became: declarer at five clubs on the shown, As the cards to lie, four notrump would have been easier to make, but it was a difficu't contract to get to. West led a diamond, Mathe ruffed East's ten, played a heart to the ace, led the queen of clubs, and finessed. He then ruffed a diamond and with a heart, East winning the king. East returned a low club, taken in dummy with the ten, and wher Mathe now ruffed a other diamond, this became Mathe realized that if he at- tempted to ruff a heart in dummy at this point, East ies contract. Instead heart in dummy, have beer fatal, he cashed ace of clubs, thus forcing We: to make a discard. West could not afford to with a spade, which would have made South's spades all so he discarded the ten : ag q was compelled to win with the # . |aueen. ani . | The forced return Mathe tour spade tricks contract. Shah Of Iran Wars On Illiteracy TEHRAN, Iran (Reuters) -- The shah of Iran is playing a leading role in world efforts to wipe out illiteracy, and plans to complete the job in his own country within five years, Officials of the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cul- tural organization are expected to visit here shortly to discuss Shah Mohammed Reza _ Pah- ldvi's proposal for a Tehran conference on illiteracy later N--Woocy 9--Sea Hunt 7--Early Show 63--Razzie Dazzle 4--The 4Thirty Show THURSDAY GVE. 6:00 P.M. Y--Family Theatre 9--Five O'clock Matinee &--Superman 6--Magilia The Gorlile 3---Yogi Bear 2--Huckleberry Hound 8--Leave It To Beaver é--Music Hop 3--Maverick 2--Tales of Wells Fargo 6:00 P.M. 7--News Central 6--Donna Reed 2--Today, 1965 6:15 P.M. 4--Headline News 6:30 P.M. 4-4-3--News; Weather and Sports 8-2--Huntley-Brinkley News 7--Maverick 6--Across Canada N--Lucky Score 6:45 P.M. 1i--Family Theatre 46, Conger' WN DO L Unit of electrical energy 12, Proof- reader's mark 13. Half 14, Biblical mount 16, Give over 17. Man's nickname 18. Deficiency 20. God: 8. Rodent 10. Israelite hero: Bib, 11, Produces 15. Brown in the sun U4 YOUR HEALTH Smoking Habits Weighty Problem P By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD Dear Dr. Molner: I am a boy of 11. My parents agree that I can start smoking when I am 17 as long as I don't use cigar- ettes. Dad smokes cigars and thinks I should, too, as it causes little strain on the teeth, (I have very straight teeth). I would prefer a pipe. All my friends plan to be pipe-smokers because their fathers are. Which is better for health? Is it possible for a young man to feel sick after smoking a cigar or pipe for the first time? Are pine- and cigar-smoking habit forming?--J.A. That's a fine letter, but I'm not very happy about the idea of parents getting into such ponderous matters of policy- decision when their child is so young. Let's answer the questions in your last paragraph: 1. I don't know which is bet- ter for health, pipe or cigars, but either is better than cigar- ettes. 2, Sure, it's possible for young men, even those of 11 years, to smoke a cigar or pipe for the first itme and not get sick. I guess that's too bad. If every- body got sick the first time, not as many people would smoke. Too many parents (re- member I'm a parent, too!) have used this old wheeze with the idea that it would discour- age smoking. But if children, having been told this, try smok- ing anyway, and don't get sick, they forthwith decide that all advice they've had about smok- ing is wrong- cigar-smoking are habit form- ing. So are cigarettes, snuff and chewin AICTE MIHIOIGE BIL OlWaN AIBIAISI 7OILICIE ML OIBIEISI ATI BIONCMEE LE IISIAIL IRIEIUIN riRIA AS 10a was FIEIARIFWuiL) a6es mam river 22, 3.1416 23, Flower- in: . pe Yesterday's Answer 24.Foreigners 83. Not too 25. Belonging robust to 34. Uncommon me 35. Sleeveless 27. Print measure 80. Residence: abbr. 32, Peels, as an apple 39. Measure of land 41, Before 36. Membrane 38. Beetle: Egypt. 40, Harden 42. Brazilian fish 48, Flower 44, Loses moisture 45. Compass Z point 2-3 this year. This follows an appeal by the shah for all heads of state to join in a campaign to banish illiteracy from the earth. 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