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THE OSHAWA TIMBS, Monday, January 18, 1965 15° BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Mesters' Individual Championship Pley) FAMOUS HANDS South dealer, North-South vulnerable, Shes er vere ee JULIET JONES WE CAN'T DO THAT, SENATOR" THE PUBLIC WOULD REALIZE WE'RE A BUI IDIOTS -- AND THAT'S A TOP SECRET." J, EF EV'RYBODY res gered: 1S BLOWED UR, WON'T BE 'ROUND TO ELECT ME' NO MORES? @K7. @AKQI1043 &K6 'The bidding: 24 GENTLEMEN OF THE CANADIAN PACH MEET OUR NEW GENERAL MANAGER, WILLIAM VAN HORNE OF ILLINOIS - Martin Cohn, well known De- troit expert, tells this story about himself and quite a s it is. He had the South hand the bidding went as shown, If West had led a spade or a heart Cohn would have made the contract. But West, appar- ently recognizing what he was up against, decided to lead the nine of clubs. instead. This proved to. be an inspired lead for the defense when East took the club with the ace and re- turned the deuce of spades. Declarer played low, hoping against hope that East had the queen. However West showed up with the damsel and played the ace next. East played the three on the ace thus. blocking the suit so that West could not now cash his six spade tricks. This turned out to be a high- ly effective blocking play when West continued with a spade and East took the trick with the nine, East returned a heart trapping South's king and per- mitting West to cash his re- maining spades and five heart tricks as well. By this time twelve tricks had been played and the defense had won them all. Cohn was: already down seven--4000 points --with one trick to go. Perhaps the story should end - right here, but actually South's agony was not yet over. When West cashed his last heart Cohn still had to choose a dis- card. His two cards at this point were the king of clubs and ace of diamonds and he had to guess which one to discard, Unfortunately he decided te discard the king of clubs since he had no way of. knowing whether West's last card was a club or a diamond. West there-. upon cashed the queen of clubs and the outcome was that South went down eight -- 4,600 points He failed to take a trick despite his huge hand, ' Obviously Cohn misplayed the hand. He should have held the Joss to 4000 points NEWS IN BRIEF MAKES DRIVING TOUGH NAPANEE, Ont, (CP)--When - stopped by police, James Stuf- fles agreed his car did seem to be behaving oddly. One wheel had fallen off. He was fined $50 for being impaired and his li- cence was suspended for three months. HUNGER NO. GAME VICTORIA (CP)--Deer from the hills around Mesachi Lake and Honeymoon Bay on Van- couver Island 'are 60 hungry that they have moved into set- |Uements where several families are feeding them under a super- | vised plan. CHANGES NAME CALGARY. (CP) -- The Cal- gary Olympic Development As- sociation has changed its name as part of its program to bring the 1972 winter games to the Banff - Lake Louise area, The group now is the Banff Olym- pic '72 Committee. The Banff name is used because officials feel Banff is better known than Calgary in international skiing 38. A nick circles, 42. A trick Goan" SALLY'S SALLIES 46. Half ems | 48, High, | craggy hill | -- YA, W, 6 YEAH-- YOU'RE RIGHT-- EVEN IF I COULP GET THAT EUROPEAN SCHOLAR: P THE MONEY WITH IT IS ONLY ENOUGH FOR ONE TO LIVE ON-- BNOUGH For TWO-- BUT THREE ~ !!! WHILE (AH FOR A LITTLE 5 th UPSTAIRS | KIP YOURE QUITE A DOLL.-- IF You WERE CLOSER TO MY AGE a|| OF SEVENTEEN |'0 BE DATING you~ WHY DO YOU MOUNT, HUNTING WOLF? ARE WE NOT WAITING FOR THE BRIDGE 70 FALL THE GREAT SP/RIT SAlb /T WOULD NOT HAPPEN TiLL. 7WO SUNS FROM NOW! THE LONE RANGER LITTLE ANNIE ROONEY Y RICKY ¢ THAT SKFBUM 2 I THREW HIM OUT OF HERE A KITTEN! IT's A GOO? 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South have the wrong number, My " si American name is. Gertrude,' By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MDJare joint pains which turn out me ig peneecame Dear Dr. Molner: I have a\to0 be something other than Bee wnat severe case of arthritis, with/arthritis, and can be corrected pion Aapaigg quite a bit of-pain in spite of But for what we might call 52. Inthis. medication prescribed by my |the ordinary type of arthritis, place doctor. Would rest help? I amjor osteoarthritis, the goal isn't DOWN 45 and secretary to a busy ex-/to cure, but to keep it from giv-| 4 atmesy ecutive ing too much trouble What do you think of the old | age arthritis ie Ag come home remedy of vinegar yan go---not completely, . per: honey in a glass of water, a: but to vary in_ severity . a friend suggested to me? according to the amount of| Move them enough to keep the test of time, but to this day Mrs. LH strain placed on the afflicted|them flexible. Otherwise restnobody has evolved anything) gael : A joint. or joints, on the weather,|them, or protect them from too|better than aspirin, used as re- Arthritis is a very prevalention how interested we are injmuch strain. Yes, rest helps. quired be : ailment, it is also @ very OrN-|things around us, and so on So does heat, whether dry or Vinegar and honey? It's an | ee ery one. It's the "rheumatiz"' with osteoarthritis, medica-{moist. Heating pads, hot soaks/old idea that comes down to us of our forebears tion can help control the pain,Jin the tub, sifting in the sun-- from the days when we didn't We have to get along with it,/but-it-is-important not to let}heat eases the inflammation|have anything that would help but that does not mean that/the joints become stiffened.jand in turn makes movement| Medically it has no effect at all) GE MICKEY MOUSE Ed Y § a2) seminar "MILL STREET" VARIETY STORE MILL & OXFORD STS. Open 7 Days of the Week 10 A.M. to 10 P.M. 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But just sit-|convince himself that something} ting and not moving at all per-jis going.to help him, then he mits the joints to be come stif-|will believe that it does. That's} fer and stiffer.' and makes|why doctors of the horse-and-} movement that much morejbuggy age managed to um cure painful in the future minor ailments with sugar pills} Many medications have been and reassurance. DAILY 'TIL 10 P.M. Seven Days a Week © Fresh Fruits e Vegetables © Meats FREE DELIVERY © Groceries