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Edge formed by two moldings 47, Volume of maps 48, Lampreys 49, Occident c4 Y 'La p) 12-19 THE OSHAWA TIMES, 33 'Seturdey, December 19, 1 CONTRACT BRIDGE v* By B, JAY BECKER lodude aeetkake ter East dealer. Neither side vulnerable, - NORTH 762 Qé 9862 Q74 @KQI86 ry; A10963 951083 + sg 043 O35 ag: called Favorite Hands. The top experts were solicited by Dick Frey, who wrote and edited the -- to submit their favorite perts in a favorable light. Char- ley Lochridge, one of our finest players, found his favorite hand to be one where he stumbled badly and fell flat on his face, Considering the fact that Charley is as good a dummy player as you'll ever see, his selection of this hand is quite remarkable. Lochridge was South: Ted Lightner, North: Mrs. S. Wain- wright, East; and Sam Fry, Jr., West. The game was rubber bridge, and according to Charley, when he jumped to six diamonds, Sam Fry was so startled that he doubled without giving the sit- uation a second thought. Lochridge's partner, the ever- lugubrious Lightner, gazed at Lochridge as though he had been stabbed in the back. The rest of the story should be told in Charley's words: "West opened. the jack of clubs and when I got a look at dummy I was so awed by my own brilliance that I forgot to cover. This play automatically qualifies me as a_life-master moron. When his jack held the trick, Fry went into a coma. "How long this might have lasted there is no-way of telling, but I could see that Lightner was suffering unbearably (and, besides, my time at the bridge table is extremely valuable), so I spread my hand and claimed the balance. No one has ever accused Sam of being unable to count to thirteen; he shifted to a heart, which his partner oe of to gra Lightn "T manag er before he j out of the window, and tried to console him with the fact that the oppo- nents could have made six spades. 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