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NORTH @39852 9852 Aé (34ke AKQ104 7 $ Sree $3 @Kis753 109643 o63 | + weeend 9 #3872 'The bidding: West North East South Pass 1 £ Pass 29 Pass 2 Pass 49 Opening lead--king of spades. Let's say you're declarer at four hearts: on the bidding shown and West leads the king of spades followed by the queen, East discarding the eight of dia-. monds. Now let's assume that West then plays a low spade and you overruff East's trump with the ten. At this point there seems to be really nothing té the play, since you're looking at tne high- card tricks, However, when you lead the ace of trumps and East shows out, complications sud- denly set in. You still have those same ten tricks -- five hearts, four clubs and a diamond -- but how can you cash them? If you elect to draw West's trumps and then cash the A-K-Q of clubs, how will you get back to your hand to score the jack of clubs? And if you don't draw trumps at this point and try to cash the A-K-Q of clubs first, it is prac- tically certain that West will ruff one of them to defeat you. After all, West has shown up with five spades and four hearts and is therefore not apt to also have three clubs, which would mean that East started with eight diamonds, You have quite a problem to solve after playing the ace of hearts, but actually the solution is clear if you give proper weight to all the evidence, The most significant clue is that SATURDAY EVE. 46:00 P.M Mi--Strikes and Spares %--Mr. Magoo 7--Early Snow é--Country Time 4--Wrestling 3--Teen Time 2--Quarterback Club 6:90 PLM. 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'i1--Dennis The Menace 9--Sea Hunt 6-3--Razzie Dazzle 4--Leave It To Beaver MONDAY EVENING 5:00 P.M. Family Theatre %--Five O'Clock Matinee 8--Superman J--The Early Show 6--World Of Nature 5:30 P. &Leave If To Beaver é--Music Hop 2--Tales of Wells Farge 6:00 PMA. 6--Karen 2--Today, 1964 18 *.M 4--Sports with Chuck $--Romper Room Healy HERE WE ARE, HUEY... MILK TOAST FOR THE TUMMY ACHE! DID You CAL TM SICK? MY 'TEACHER, AND TELL. HER CROSSWORD ACROSS 1. Kings, as 80 ad- dressed 6. Judging severely 10. June-bug 11, Dilutes 13. Notions 16. A short distance 17. German- ium: sym, 18, Art style 21, Each; abbr. 22. On land 25. So. Am. fish 28, Lift 29, Grand- 6, Signal system 7. Before 8. Snare 9, Salad ingredients 10. Excavate 12, Garden tool 14, Bedeck 15, A learned man 19, From: prefix 20, Take into custody, as athief 23. Cowboy's rope 24. Three- O08 @4aa toed IRIE[AIDIE MEAIPIAIC IE! sloth = ECE Mime ct tr 25. Be of IR QGOR A one IRIAICIAMEPIU/PIPIETT) mind EJRIO|S|E MENIO|O|SIE} 26. Vessels: SS 0 ee T lal lololP} no oe 30. Bom- bycid Yesterday's Answer moth 33, Listen 34. Viper 39, Brood of West fr d originally-with a holding of five spades to the A-K-Q-10. It is certainly reason- able to assume that he does not also have the kind of diamonds > or he would have opened the bidding. Accordingly, you cash the K-Q-J of hearts, discarding the ace of diamonds from dummy! Then you cash the A-K-Q of clubs and play the four of dia- monds towards the queen. It does not matter whether East goes up 'with the king or not, or how he has discarded previously. Regardless of what he does or has done, you make your ten tricks. TASS CORRESPONDENT OTTAWA (CP)--Vladimir G. Mikhailov, 41, has taken over as the new correspondent in Canada of Tass, the Soviet news agency. He replaces Alex- under Zhigulev, the agency's correspondent here for the last five years, who has returned to Moscow. SALLY'S SALLIES "Don't be so fussy, sir! Just cram it in!" 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