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'LHADN'T PLANNED ON HAVING DOG, SAWYER, HARRY? TROW! §] TO DISPOSE OF SA' 'Wi OVERBOARD? CAN'T TURN HIM LOOSE, KNOWS 'TOO MUCHS "3 8in te 14 THE OSHAWA TIMES, Thursdey, August 6, 1964 "Brother Given TELEVISION LOG CHCH-TV Channel li--Hamilton CBLT-TV Channel 6--Toronto WGR-TV Channel 2--Buffule WBEN-TV Channel 4--Buftalo WKBW-TV Channel 7--Buffalo WROUC-TV Channel $--Rochester "PRIDAY 8-2--Another World 2:00 AM. 7--General --_-- jal 4--Captain Kangaroe 4--To Teli The Truth 9:00 A.M. 3:89 PMA. 7--Jack Lalanne Show 4--Popeye's Playhouse 2--Mike Douglas Show 9:30 A.M. 7--~Tennessee Ernie Ford 4---You and Your Family 10:00 AM, 8-2--Make Room For . Daddy ly Theatre 9--Five O'clock Matinee &~Superman }--The Early Show 4--Riverboat 2--Huckieberry Hound $:3 FM. 6--Mr.. Piper 3--Fury 2--The Rifleman (00 PM é--The Jetsons 4--News with Van Milier 3--Tombstone Territory 2-Today, 1964 6:15 PLM. 4--Headline New: 4:30 P.M. $--Theatre $2--You eyo 6--Movie Matinee 4--Edge of Night 4:00 PM. 1--Bar 11 Movie IMI Mouse Club Bathe Match Game 7--Trallmaster : 7--Girl Talk iselle de 6-3--National Schools jews 10:30 A.M. %2--Word for Word Paris 4--Secret Storm 2--Captain Bob 4:30 P.M. Education Post QUEBEC (CP) -- "Frere Un- tel," the shy Marist brother whose wry writings about edu- cation in Quebec came a best- selling book in 1960, has been named to a high post in the new Quebec department of educa- tion "I am still surprised at the news but I am very happy my community has given me the green light," said Brother Pierre Jerome, 37, sent to Rome! shortly after publication of the hard-hitting diagnosis of the old system. He returned to Quebec only last month and since then has been munity where he was born. He 'wrote Les Insolences de Frere! Untel while teaching there and it sold 150,000 copies. CONTRACT BRIDGE B. JAY BECKER It caused enough controversy, Irtay wectedingags in Mesto' not to mention laughs, to stirlindividuel - rumore that he had been "ban-\"% Sa See East dealer. a ber aul n 4 losophy for the last three years at the} North-South vulnerable. University of Fribourg in Sit- zerland. He said in an interview Tues- day he is not yet certain what his duties in the department of education, created this spring, will be. He had just received a letter from Education Minister Paul Gerin-Lajoie confirming his nomination to "a high post." seccadeon unl insatiabl i an insatiable craving for salt, often break into homes to chew anything that may have been impreg- nated with salt from human perspiration. 63--Vacation Time 4--Leave it To Beaver 3--Popeye FRIDAY EVENING 5:00 Pm. Ni--Family Theatre 9--Flve O'clock Matinee &--Superman 7--The Early Show 4--Riverboat 2--Magilia Gorllls $:30 P.M 6--Mr, Piper 3--Huckleberry Hound 2--The Rifleman 11-94-43-2--Newsy Weathel| 7--Price ls, Right and Sports hez Helene 41 Love Lucy 7--M-Squad 46--The Observs> 11:00 A.M. 6:45 PLM. 8-2----Concentration 7--Message #2--Huntley Brinkiey Loretta Young Show 7:00 P.M. McCoys 6--Lor 4--The 9%--Theatre * 7-6--News, Weather ---- 3 Il--Musicale 9--Maria De Nagay $-2--Jeopardy 4--Bal Masterson 3--Dr. Kildare 2--Bishop Sheen 7:30 P.M. 9--Theatre &--Temple Houston i--The Flintstones 6--Candid Camere 4--Password 2--87th Precinct 8:00 PLM. Wi--Fractured Flickers 7--Donne Reed 63--Vacation Playhouse | 4--Rawhice 8:30 Pm. li--Route 66 9--To Tell The Truth 8-2--Dr. Kildare 7--My Three Sons 63--Eric Sykes 9:08 PLM. 9--Zero- One 7--Jimmy Dean 6-3--Grindi 4--Perry Mason 9:30 PLM. %--Let's Sing Our 8-2--New Christy Minstreis @3--Music Stand 10:00 P.M. I ~Steve Allen %--Jack Paar Show &2--Kraft Theatre 7--Maverick 6--Alfred Hitchcock 4--The Nurses 3--Thriller 4--Pete and Giadys | 12:00 NOON 9--Noonday Report | 8-2--Say When 7--Surfside 6 | 6--Elwood Glover | 4--News; Weather; Sports 6:15 P, 3--Popeye's Party 4--Headline News 12:15 P.M 6:30 PL 11-9-4-3---News; Weather; qT r 4--Speaker of The House! 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Hour! i1--Bachelor Father } 6:00 P.M 9--Caravan Ni--Combat 4--As The World Turns 43--A Place For Every- 17:06 P.M, Movie | thing | 11-9-8-7-6-4-3-2--News, 2:00 P.M. | 6:20 P.M saben 1l--Mid-Day Matinee 9--Andy Griffith | T1908 P.M 9--Channni 9 Theatre | 8&2--Bob Hope | 9--Metro Fine! 6-4-3--Password 7--Burke's Law | Viewpoint 2--Loretta Young 63--The Defenders | 4---Route 66 | 2:30 PLM. | | &2--The Doctors | 910 PM | 7--Day In Court | tl---Jambores 63--Movie Matinee | 9--Gunsmoke '4--House Party 9:30 P.M 3:00 P.M N--Petticost Junctioe | %--Theatre --Let's Sing Out Best Vs 7-4--Late 14:30 PLM 11--Music %---Late Show Anna Lucaste 6--Feature Showcase Movie CROSSWORD AOROSS '53, Dispatch 1, Pant 54. Employ 5. Young for wages DOWN The most fascinating hands to play are those where you Start out with practically no chance of making the contract and then perform some kind of magic that causes a loser to dis- appear and give you the hand. Here is a deal that illustrates the point. South is in five heartg and West leads the ace and am other spade. Certainly the out- look is dim. Two club losers seem absolutely certain, even if East has the ace, and on top of this there is the possibility of losing a trump trick and going down two. But faint heart ne'er won fair lady, so South applies himself to the proposition of doing' the best he can. At trick one he al- ready knows a great deal about the adverse hands because West shows up with a none-card suit. He ruffs the spade at trick PAL OME TRIAS] TDI maMielAlT SIAL ICMES|: IDIE(S) ALG (AM ISIE) AIF IRIOINE on Ma a AS soe VEIL MERE IAIC TH) BIE mEPIE| ao 22, Snare EIAMESILINIT 25. Poles 27. Hilltop 29. Lamprey 31, Cultivates, asthe -- earth 32, Hateful 33, Whart dweller 35.A shade of red two with the king, cashes the 10 ace of hearts and leads another heart. When East follows with the eight, South finesses the GY Y 84. Frontiers- man's shoes 87. Public notice 38. Thick nine, the finesse being clearly justified by West's exceptional spade length. South then draws two more rounds of trump and cashes the king of spades to bring about this position: slice 40. Enclosure 41. Border - 43. A container for butter ig, Declarer cashes his last trump, discarding a club from dummy. East cannot spare @ diamond, so he discards a club. South now takes advantage of the forced discard by playing EXCEPTION IF YOU EVER USE THE NAME BEATNIK I WILL PERSONALLY RENOBR YOu LIMB ff FROM LIMB J! a diamond to the king and re turning a club from dummy. East eannot cope with this olay, Luxe 1,)/"Péxep rr Y WHY NOT, IF. YOU Luce Ir. fo umrcae ) aren CAN CALL US ANYTHING YOU Wi WWE = N \* A friend--andto prove my friendship, Til stop the music!' JT STOPPED?! 0H,0' IS MAH BEST FRIEND, WHAREVER YO'IS."" SECRET AGENT X9 He can take the ace of clubs of this trick of the next one, but, either way, South makes the contract. Greek-Cypriot Dies In Battle NICOSIA (AP) -- One Greek. Cypriot was killed and four oth- ers were wounded Wednesday night in a gun battle with Turk- SS" 7ONTO, COVER ME! 1M GOING 70 TRY 70 FIND, A WAY DOWN/ « THE LONE RANGER Ee i A ish-Cypriots. A United Nations official ne- turning from the Turkish sector said there were mo reports of Turkish casualties. All the Greek casualties were officially identified as either policemen or members of the national guard. The gun battle erupted soon after dark. According to a UN headquarters report the Turks opened up with "a burst of ma- chine-gun fine aimed up Ledra Street. the main shopping cen- tre of Nicosia's Greek sector. For the next two hours the city resounded to the stutter of light and heavy machine-guns and the crack of rifle shots. At i one stage the gunfire was drowned by the heavy thump of MUGGS AND SKEETER exploding bazooka or mortar shells. The engagement was the heaviest since the pitched stréet battles of last December when near civil war between the Greek- and Turkish - Cypriot communities broke out. RETAINS BOXING TITLE GLACE BAY, N.S. (CP)--Ty- rone Gardiner retained his Ca- nadian lightweight boxing title here Saturday night with a fifth round technical knockout over Ferdinand Chretien of Toronto. The native of Sydney River, NS., weighing 135 pounds, FOR, LUNCH /? © King Features Syudicnte, Ine, 1964 World dghte emereed, up a cut over Chretien's JULIET JONES left eye in the second round and kept working at .it until] referee Bobby Beaton stopped the match at two minutes and @ seconds of the fifth round. KENNEDY MEMORIAL LONDON (CP) -- A gift. of £10,000 from the London County Council has brought Britain's Kennedy Memorial Appeal Fund up to £250,000, The target is £1,000,000. SALLY'S SALLIES DADDY, WHERE. _ji!/! 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