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Se 8 arte a THE OSHAWA TIMES, Thomday, Ape 90, 1968 4 CONTRACT BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER | (Top record-holder in Mosters' Individual Championship Pley) -- West Dealer, ----o TaN ( LAAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENTS LAST NIGHT A PROWLER | postrive \\S0T INTO THE LABORATORY, TELEVISION LOG CHCH-TV Channel 11--Hamilton CBLT-TV Channel 6--Toronto WGR-TV Channel 2--Buffaie | WBEN-TV Channel 4--Buffalo WKBW-TV Channel 7--Buftalo WROC-TV Channel 8--Rochester CFTO-TV Channel 9--Toronto .. CKVR-TV Channel 3--Barrie THURSDAY SVE. $--Superman 7~The Early Show 3--Razzie Dazzie 4---Five O'clock Snow 2--Huckieberry Hound $39 °.M, &Music Hop 3--Fury 2-The Rifleman 6:00 PLM. 6--The ' 3~---Tombstone Territory 2--Today, 1964 6:18. 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Was The Week 7--Price is Right 63--Telescope 4--Twilight Zone 10:00 P.M, Il--Desilu Playhouse 9--Gunsmoke 82--Jack Paar 7--Fight ot The Week | &-The Nurses 4~Alfred Hitchoock Hour 3--The Untouchables 11:00 P.M, 11-8-7-6-4-3-2--News; Weather Sports 1:15 P.M, 9--Metro Final 6--Viewpoint 3-2---News and Sports 1:20 PLM, 7-4--Late Show | | | 'JANE ARDEN CROSSWORD ACROSS 1, One's years of expectancy 5. To become bankrupt 9. Nobleman 10. Green fruits 12, Fruit of the oak 13. Urge forward 14. Number 15, Possess 17. Firmament 18. Subside 20. Actually 23. Witty saying 27, Semblance 2. Metal. 3. Pro 4. Uplift 5. City in Michigan 6, Point 7. Mis- chievous ones 8. Flavor- ing plant 9. An attic invader 11. Cunning 16. Route 18, Star in Perseus 19. Evenly propor- tioned 20. Free 21, Ostrich- like bird 22, Rhine tribu- tary 24, Chal- dean city: poss. TIRIAIP SEED] : 25. Vex Yesterday's Answer 26. Blue grass 28. A flaw 30, "Great Emanci- pator" 82, Eskimo 87, Hillside dugout 88, Command toa dog 39. Public notices 41, Breakfast delicacy 43, Extinct 81, Defamatory statement 33, Herd of whales 36. A jewel 37. Exclama- tion 40. Sprite: Shake- speare 42. Set solidly in a bed Zz 44, A Spanish dance 45. Inflamed spots 46, State flower: Utah 47. Greet DO wn LA fabric from. Brussels MICKEY MOUSE STRYIN'TO TAKE WITH THAT GER AROUND, LES CANADIENS CINQ NAVIRES DE GUERRE, SOUS LE COMMANDEMENT DU $IXIEME DES FRERES D'IGERVILLE,SONT A L'ANCRE. 4-30 Ly S2v 'semioys #0 OWWWO) 3nL Bao 'Sat C'EST LAFIN DE MA CAMPAGNE, MON | FRBRE VIEMT DE M'AVERTIR QU'UNE LES FORTS DE ST-JEAN ET LES PECHE SONT RESTAURES... TERRE-NEUVE REDEVIENT DOMAINE ANGLAIS, NTS OE EQs0664 : AK xe" 'The bidding: when it comes to the the cards. They make no to analyze the probable of the unseen hands, and, be- cause they play more or lesg mechanically, they run into um necessary trouble. Take a case like this ona hree hearts, a designed to make life difficult for the opponents if, as seems likely, they have the better hands, North's best bet is to pass, since his hand deteriorates greatly in value once he learns that West has heart length. South stretches his values a little to bid four spades, since " Fd opens the emacs, wa e 'The does not need much from North to produce ten tricks. North, silent up to this point, quite logically raises South to six, West leads the king of hearts. Deciarer plays the ace and East ruffs, Eventually East makes a diamond trick and South goes down one. Now this result may be charged up to bad luck by some players, but it would be more correct to place the blame for the defeat at South's door. South should make the slam. and, there are no two ways about it. His play at trick one was thought- less and cost his side 1,730 points. In view of the bidding, it cer- tainly should not come as @ surprise that West may have been dealt a seven-card suit, Te Y \play the ace of hearts and put it on the chopping. block on the -- lead is surely the wrong jay. Declarer Can count twelve winners as soon as dummy comes down, and all he has to do to make the slam is be sure that they don't get away. This he can readily accom- plish by ducking the king of ws |hearts when it is led, and duck- ling again if West continues with the queen. He can then IT'S TUNE-UP TIME NOW! ~ AT = The CLIFF MILLS MOTORS LTD. . 266 KING STREET WEST TELEPHONE 723-4634 SPRING SPECIAL! SERVICE INCLUDES @ Inspect, clean spark 4 and plugs @ Inspect, clean, adjust distributor points @ Service air cleaner @ Free up heat riser valve é cyl, 90.20 8 cyt, 98.20 score twelve tricks easy as pie. A little thought at trick one is all that South needs to make |the hand, Tomorrow: Test your dummy play. New Names LI'L ABNER BUT, AH THINKS HAIN'T YO'LL HAFTA GIVE. 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