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nto ri smear 7 TELEVISION LOG CHCH-TV Channel 11--Hamilton CBLT-TV Channel 6--Toronto WGR-TV Channel 2--Buffaio WBEN-TV Channel 4--Buffalo WKBW-TV Channel 7--Buffalo WROC-TV Channel &--Rochester CFTO-TV Channel $--Toronto .. Channel 3---~Barrie THURSDAY EVE. 6:00 P.M. l---Ramily Theatre 9--Theatre 9:30 AM, Remy 10:00 A.M. ll--Eddie Allen Show 8-2--Say When 7--Girl' Talk I--The E Show p3--Razzie 4-Five O'clock Snow 2--Huckleberry Hound 6:30 *.M. &--Music Hop 2-The Rifleman 6100 PLM. 4-The Observer 3~Tombstone Territory 2-Today, 1964 6:15 PLM. News Cristo 4--Cal 10:30 A.M. 11--Supe?_ Bingo &2--Word for, Word 7--Seven Keys 6--Chez Helene 4--! Love Lucy 11:00 A.M. 9%--Morning Magazine 8-2--Concentration J--Price Is Right 6--Loretta Young Show 4--The McCoys | 11:30 AM. | N--Aibert J. Steed Show 9--Maria Be Nagay 4:30 PLM. 11-9-8-4-3-2--News? Weather and Sports nN T--M-Squad 4:45 PLM, @2--Huntley Brinkley 7:00 P.M. 7--The Obje 6--Girl Talk 4--Pete and Gladys 12:00 NOON 9--Noonday Report 8-2--Your First Impression 7--Maverick 4--Elwood Glover - 4--News; Weather; Sports 1215 P.M 9--Noonday Report 4--Speaker of The House) 12:30 P.M, %--I Love Lucy #-2---Trutn or Cc bos ct Is Donna Reed T-+4--News, Weather Fractured Flickers &--Death Valley Days +--Donne Reed 4:30 P.M. 9--Kiddo 6--Father Knows Best 4--Leave it To Beaver Frivay sveyne 5:00 P.M. 9--Theatre 6--The Count of Monte |i; ~gamily Theatre --Su. n T' Early Show, 63--Razzie Dazzie 4-Five O'clock Show 2--Magilia Gorilla 30 P.M. 6--Kii isher Farry sl Hound 2--The Rifleman 6:00 PLM. 6A La Carte 3--Topper 2--Today, 1964 6:15 PLM, 4--Headline News 4:30 P. fo--Jeenerey 11-9-43--News) | Weathers Sports 7--M-Sauad 6--Hollywood Story 6:45 PLM, i--Famiiy Theatre @-2--Huntley Brinkley 7:00 P.M, CROSSWORD 9--The Great 8--Honeymooners 7-6----News, Weather, Sports | 4--People Are Funny 3--Wagon Train 2---Fractured Flickers 1:30 PM, $-2--International 1--Father Knows Best 11--Hennese 6--Movie Matinee 7-77 Sunset Strip 6--Qn The Scene 4-The Great Adventure 9--To Tell The Truth 8-2--Dr Kildare baat Serial iv Three Sons °.M. 9:00 P.M. T1--Desily Playhouse 1--Luecky Score %--Zero One J--Jimmy Dean 63--Grind! 4--Perry Mason 9:30 P.M, 9--Jack Paar 02--Haze: 63--Perade 10:00 P.M. Vi--Have Gun Will Travel) &2--Kraft Theatre 7--Maverick é~Alfred Hitchcock Hour) 4-The Nurses 3--Naked City 10:38 P.M. Vi--Official Detective 9--Sports Hot Seat j 19:00 P.M. | 4--As The World Turns | P.M. %--Douglas Fairbanks 4--Search for Tomorrow | 12:45 P.M. 4--Guiding Light 1:00 P.M. 9--December Bride &--Matinee 7--Afternoon Show 4--Meet the Millers 3--Popeye 2---Diverce Court 1:30 P.M. li--Mid-Day Matinee 9--Our House 3--Movie 2:00 P.M, 9--The Millionaire 6-43--Password 2--Let's Make A Deal 2:30 8:00 P.M. Ni--Combat 9--Think Of A Word é--Country Hoedown 8:30 P.M, 9--Jack Benny &-2--Bob Hope 7--Burke's Law 63--The Defenders 4--Rovte 66 9:00 P.M. \1--Jamboree 9--International Festival 9:30 P.M, 11--Petticoat Junction 9--Let's Sing Out 8-2--That Was The Week 7--Price Is Right 63--Telescope 4--Twilight Zone 10:00 P.M. 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Apportions 13, To grow old 14, Spot 31, Genus of taker: 15, Still geese cards 7 4 5 7 Te V, 25. Polish general 26, King of the fairies: folklore 28. Traps 29. Consume Yesterday's Answer 32. Sheeplike * 84. Little island 87. Plump 38. A tricke MICKEY MOUSE V/, " "A CONTRACT BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Mesters' Individuel Chompionship Play) East dealer. North-South vulnerable. Opening lead -- ace of spades, This hand occurred during Los Angeles Bridge Week two years ago. It was played in the men's pair championship by E@ ward O. Taylor and Harold Guiver, who won the event. The bidding was hectic. Guiver (South) opened with only one diamond, but made up for the underbid by to six clubs at his next turn. When East then eacrificed at six spades, Guiver made a forcing pass, inviting Taylor to either double six spades or bid a grand slam with a suitable hand. ~ Taylor boldly bid seven clubs and that became the contract. West led the ace of spades. When Guiver ruffed, he then had less trumps than West, though he did not know it at the time. : He found out soon enough, however, when he played a club 'to the ace and East showed out, Undaunted by this ent, Guiver proceeded to e contract anyhow, He led the queen of hearts and played low from his hand, When the finesse succeeded, he switched his attention to dia- monds, As he ran the suit, West had the choice of ruffing or not, 13 he : "CEUX-C1 ONT ADOPTE LA MANIERE DE VRE DES EUROPEENS ET FONT but it did not matter what Went did, as the cards were divided. 8-2--The Doctors 7--Day in Court 63---Scariet? Hill %--Gunsmoke @2--Jack Paar 11-9-8-/-6-4-3-2--News, Sports hide of calf 28, Comp icitiemenamion aa ee cme) is PM. Final éViewpoint 11:90 P.M. 7-4--Late Show 11:38 PLM. 4--House Party 3:00 P.M. 9--Here's Looking At You 8-2--Loretta Young | 7--General Hospital 6-3--Take Thirty 4--To Tell The Truth 7130 P.M. li--Randy Dandy 9--People in Confilet 8-2--You Don't Say 4--Edge of Night 4:00 P.M. 00 9--Mickey Mouse Club 11--Captain Andy 8--The Match Game 9--Romper Room 7--Trailmaster 7--Jack Lalanne Show 4--Popeye's Playhouse 2--Mike Douglas Show 4--Secret $torm 2-Captain Bob 7--Fight of The Week 4--The Nurses 4-Alfred Hitchoeck Hour 3-The Untouchables 11:08 P.M. 11-8-7-6-4-3-2----Newss Weather Sports 1:18 PLM. %--Metro Final 6--Viewpoint 32---News end Sports 1:20 P.M, 7-4--Late Show 11:38 PLM, 6--Premiere Theatre Show 6-Sir Francis Drake | !!--Late %--Plerre Berton Show 3--Movie point 30, Japanese sash 31, City: Pa. 33, Recover the inside of, as a purse 35. 86, Russian 87, Exhibition 39. Voided escutcheon 40. Skin disorder 41, Never: poet. 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