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CONTRACT BRIDGE By 8. JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Mesters' Individual Championship Pley) IT'S A MYSTERY, CHIEF see NOTHING BUT SQUAWKS AND SQUEALS, ++ SOUNDS LIKE STATIC, TELEVISION LOG CHCH-TV Channel 1i--Hamilton CBLT-TV Channel 6--Toronto WGR-TV Channel 2--Buffaio WBEN-TV Channel 4--Buffalo WKBW-TV Channel 7--Buffalo WROC-TV Channel 8--Rochester CFTO-TV Channel $~--Toronte .. CKVR-TV Channel 3--Barrie (T'S OBVIOUS GLINKA'S A ow COURIER. HE LEAVES MONEY IN THE SUITS HE TAKES TO THAT DRY CLEANER, WHEN HE PICKS UP THE SUITS, THEY'RE LOADED WITH MICROFILM AND ROLLS OF RECORDING TAPE. LM YETERINAR),, ON HIS MICROF! WALK IN OUR MISSILE INSTALLATIONS, South dealer, Both sides vulnerable. REEL A OTD RNIN... WEDNESDAY EVE. 5:00 P.M. 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Oil of rose petals 34, 3 Arabian coffee . South- east wind Yesterday's Angwer 87. A fisherman of Galilee 40, Fad 42. Ponder 44, Pers. weight 46, Coin: Swed. 48. Verb: abbr. BUZ SAWYER JANE ARDEN 18 GLAD TO SEE YOU, LAREW NIN/ Pe Ks HAIRPIN, MICKEY MOUSE Dble, Opening lead--ten of clubs. It does not pay to double a' contract if by doing so you give declarer information that en- ables him to make the contract. The accompanying hand comes from a team of four match. At the first table, with East - West silent throughout, South got to four hearts and went down one on normal play. West led a club and East cashed the A-K and returned the jack of spades. Declarer took the spade with the ace, led a heart, | ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN-- CLASS DISMISSED! "THEY GET FASTER EVERY 2 33 5 LES CANADIENS LES MEMBRES DU CONSEIL SOL REUNISSENT TOUS LES LUNDIS ALA CITADELLE POUR DISCUTER DES AFFAIRES DE LA COLONIE, ERAIN SE SA GUISE. IL FAUT QUECA CHANGE" DIT FRONTENAC, RENSEIGNER SUR LES BESOINS DE CHACUN DANS LA COLONIE," DIT LE GOUVERNEUR, a 7. 1 NSF Fe SBALLYW 5, ANO107 95117910 01 124112 SHL LY AYOROYY BAI JIB VINO] HNIIINOS 3HL30 SBIVWIVE S. "PWMAROSS SHS; FIT LSI SNL." THOANT SH Ca. J von o03. ane Me DIL SANS 9' HO m 2 $033N TG. nO SIGN TeWT OL LEG KTTNHOSSAS'T, and eventually had to lose two trump tricks to go down one. But at the second table de- clarer made the contract when East doubled four hearts on the bidding shown, The play started the same way, with East cash- ing two clubs and returning a spade. Declarer decided that East had to have all the missing trumps to justify his double, so he played the hand on that basis. He realized that he could make the contract only if he could execute a trump end play against East, and that this could not be done unless he could win the next seven tricks and reduce East's hand to four cards, all trumps. . So he won the spade with the king, cashed the A-K of dia- monds and ace of spades and ruffed the queen. of diamonds in ruffed the queen of diamonds i order to reduce his trump length, and next ruffed his last spade to produce this position, $3 Norte Declarer now led the jack of diamonds and East could not make more than one trump trick. When he ruffed with the ten, South underuffed and East was then forced to yield the rest of the tricks. East's second trump trick vanished into thin air. Tomorrow: A Vital Principle | NEWS IN BRIEF AID FIGURES . TAIPEI (AP) -- Nationalist China got $1,300,000,000 in Amer- ican aid in the 13 fiscal years '|through 1964, excluding military aid, the Council for Interna- tional Economic Co - operation and Development has an- nounced, WANTS NEW ANTHEM VADUZ (Reuters)--The tiny principality of Liechtenstein ia having trouble finding its own national anthem. 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