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WHITBY and DISTRICT Whitby Bureau Office: 111 Dundas St. West Manager: Lioyd Robertson Tel. MO. 8-3703 List Of Things World Better Off Without By HAL BOYLE NEW YORK (AP)--Instead of counting sheep the next time you have insomnia, why not instead mentally make a jist of things you feel the world would be better off without? Here's. one man's sample | checklist of things he'd be | glad to do without: | Martinis made with vodka. | Salads in which the garlic | sutweighs the lettuce. | All television commercials showing symbolic diagrams of how headache remedies and upset-tummy cures work in the human, body. Career women who try to act "just like one of the boys." People who punch you in the chest or abdomen with their finger to be sure you don't | miss the point of what they | are telling you. Wives who insist on telling their husband's faults. stusbands who insist on tell- | ing you their wife's faults, Plastic tubes you have to } squeeze with both hands to | get a dribble of mustard or catsup from, LOOK A DRIP Drip-dry suits that don't require ironing or pressing-- that is, unless you object to looking as wrinkled as a laun- | dry sack, Automatic elevators that have so many buttons to push only a man with jet pilot training can get off at the proper floor. Any man over 40 who is |Hill Chapter; Audrey McKenzie, Blue Ray Chapter Officers Elected By MRS. CHARLES REESOR as follows: Worthy Matron elect, PORT PERRY -- Blue Ray|Bmma Cook; Worthy Patron Chapter held its regular meet-lelect, Hugh Espie, PP; Asso- ing in the Masonic Temple with . the Worthy Matron Doris Not.| "ate oe elect, "Dora Sug gitt; Associate Patron elect, tingham presiding. } ee : The meeting was opened in| Merlin Suggitt; secretary, Mar. regular form with the assist-|garet Carnegie, PM; treasurer, ance of the"Worthy Patron|Alma G. Reesor; Conductress, Leonard Colbear, PP and the|Bernice Mairs; Associate Con- staff of officers, Three officers|ductress, Mary Pearson. were absent. These stations; Trustees -- Margaret Jeffrey, stations were filled by Margaret|Margaret Hood and Vivian THE OSHAWA TIMES, Monday, October 29, 1962 § Lane. Auditors, Jessie Robert- son, Mabel Cawker and Mabel Chapman, PM. At the conclusion of the meet- 'ing the Farewell was given by |Adelia White, PM of Blue Ray 'and a luncheon was served by |the refreshment | committee junder the supervision of. Vivian |Lane, ipenny sale was held by the Ways and Means Committee which was in charge of Adélia White, PM and Pearl Gerrow. | Several carloads journeyed to jSunderland to enjoy the celebra- tion of Sunland Chapter's Birth. | To conclude the evening, al SLOW STRENGTH Snails can pull nearly 400 times their own weight; a snail weighing 13 ounce can day Party. Some twenty mem. bers represented Blue Ray Chapter, FREE Have your fumaca ¢ ned tree fre ] Witte if purchase 'ee all wi ir, you "White we Povgned fuel oil from Western Oi DIAL 725-1212 Jeffrey, PM; Margaret Cornish, ---- mia PM; and Jessie Espie, PM. Introduced and welcomed to the: East were four Normac Matrons, Mabel Alpin, Sunbeam Chapter; Marion Jones, West Whitby Chapter; Dorothy Byers, Ontario Chapter; and one Pa- tron, Frank Train, PP, of Sun-} beam Chapter. . Among the honored guests were Martha Dunlop, PM of |Sunbeam Chapter Oshawa and |Honorary Member of Blue Ray |Chapter and Eleanor Train, PM of Durham Chapter, Bowman- ville. Past Matrons and Past Pa- jtrons of Blue Ray, Mabel Chap- man, Jessie Espie, Margaret Cornish, Margaret Hood, Mar- | garet Carnegie, Adelia White, |Margaret Jeffrey, Hugh Espie and Leonard Colbear, were also | welcomed, Reports were received from the various conveners and the |business was carried out in rec- lord time. Invitations were re- |eeived from Coronation Chapter lfor November 7 and Whitby Chapter for November 22. | A letter of thanks was read lean, tanned and muscular --/from the president of the Skat-| and who wants to let you in on |ing Club for the donation made a 2, ie / a) oe j | the secret of how you can be |to them in regard to their ap- | that way too. peal for assistance. A substan- Roller derbies, college |tial donation was received from Irene Haugen for the Benevo- hg be jot Pe Piitine.. oe es HAS SUCCESSFUL BAZAAR bee Fi ype ried and Refreshment commit- ts LEGION LADIES AUXILIARY Royal Canadian Legion Ladies' Auxiliary No. 112 in zaar and bake sale Friday. The bazaar was opened by Moore, table convener; Mrs. Williams and Mrs. miston, auxiliary president Zone Commander. Shown above admiring handicrafts Earl Or- | youths. who race around small quiet lakes in small noisy motor boats. All race horses that come ltees which was greatly appre- |ciated. | The highlight of the evening was the election of officers. The KING SIZE serutineers were Frank Train, PP; Mabel Alpin, WM; and Marion Jones, WM. The pages were Audrey McKenzie, WM and Dorothy Byers, WM. ~ The result of the election was Whitby held a successful Ba- HENRY HIGH NEWS United Nations Day Observed At School Mrs. R. Williams of Oshawa, are, left to right, Mrs. Vern Oshawa Times Photo | | in second. Waiters who seek a bigger | tip by rushing up and putting an extra dab of butter on your plate--just as you're finishing your coffee at the end of a meal: Sopranos with dresses cut too low and voices pitched too | high: Dentists who say, "this may hurt a little"--when they know it is going to hurt a lot. Payroll cheques with deduc- Woman Owns | Beer Parlor, | Beauty Parlor MONTREAL (CP) -- Blonde, | chatty Mrs. Charles Pranevicia spends her mornings in al |beauty parlor and afternoons in| tions that. match your take- DECORATING For FREE Advice and Color Schemes in your Home or in our Modern Store. COTHM AES OF PALL BALL CANADA LIDITED Rothmans extra length plus finer filter gives you a smoother, cooler, more satisfying taste than is possible with any old-fashioned short cigarette, Coll... For Dey er Evening Appointments SUSANN SCHILLING and [Mr, Dhillon, the head of the|stitute, Ellen L.'Sullivan and), tayern--but in neither case is} home pay. MARILYN ARCHER history department, spoke on| Mary Lou Cuddy contributed) 54. doing what one might ex- What's your list? United Nations was ob-|the development and importance |greatly to the scores of 15:2,| pect, BES ae ae DoDD & SOUTER served at Henry High by anjof the United Nations. j15-5, and 11-9. | Mrs, Pranevicia is the owner| Jus . assembly on Wednesday, Oct.|VOLLEYBALL | 'The junior volleyball team|and operator of both a beauty| Firefighters Paint & Wellpoper Store %. A film, The Trusteeship} The Henry High senior girls'|also chalked up their fourth win|salon and a tavern, two blocks} 107 B wi | Council of the United fig volleyball team won gg Beri the season by defeating Cen. apart in suburban. Point St.| : yron St. $., Whitby | i the efforts of the UN|consecutive game on Wednes- 1 with scores of 12-10 and|Charies. | L d 150 H d H. $862 oad taceward countries, was|day when they defeated the|15-3, Joey Bryant scored the! She has had the beauty shop| ea ea at Saati pnd ag enjoyed by the student body.'Oshawa Central Collegiate In-|most\points for Henry High. (for 22 years. The tavern was} Evenings PH. 668-5066 : The\ girls' volleyball COSSA|bought jast July. } To Safety Your Friendly C-I-L Dealer play will be held at Henry| So far she has found the-tav-| |High on Thursday Nov. 1. Thejern less trouble than the beauty) KITCHENER (CP)--Firemen| am will represent this} salon. jled 150 cattle to safety Saturday) ee: at ca us nt nate nnOneemenelion "che" Meeps CRN Tne a RRR pecans SO One IN AUTUMN In a double-ring ceremony {n Greenbank United Church, Bonnie Beverly Dawn Foster, only daughter of Mr: and Mrs. Reginald A. Foster, Green the fight for the |COSSA. ch; |ville on Nov 10. | | FOOTBALL On Monday O : | * football team aerenien |O'Neil Collegiaté by a score of |28-0, Since this game was an jexhibition game, it did not af- ifect league standings. | The seniors swept over the |Clarke football team on Thurs- iday Oct, 25 to win their sixth) straight game of the season with} |a final score of 42-0. The. last! \league game will be against An- |derson Street High School. The |championship COSSA meet will be in November. | The Henry High Interschool| |Christian Fellowship Club, with) jthe Anderson ISCF had a bowl. | ling party at the Motor City| |Bowling Alleys, in Oshawa on/ Saturday Oct. 27. The occasion was such a success that it will probably be repeated later in the year. | | SCHOOL DANCE | A riotous time was by 'teach- | . 22, the senior |X "It's easier to pour a perfect woman a perfect hairdo,"' she |says. "If the customer doesn't! e the beer you can always give him another. If a woman doesn't like her hairdo you can't always put it back the way it was." Mrs. Pranevicia, whose hus- band also works at the tavern (he has nothing to do with the beauty end of the business), says being a woman in a tradi- tional male preserve is more of an advantage than handicap. "I think the men behave bet- ter because I'm here. Of course when they get feeling happy they use all sorts of language. At first I was shocked but now I'm used to it and don't even hear it. I'm busy enough pour- ing at least 300 glasses of beer every day." She has also mastered the art of pouring the beer, "You have to get the right amount of foam on the glass or you won't make money," she said, a deft twist of the wrist jnight when fire destroyed aj pionship in Belle-|glass of beer than to give ajbarn on Park Lane Farms, in- side Kitchener city limits. A mile of hose had to be Iaid hig get water to the fire. |. The barn, one of the largest i Waterloo County, contained) jabout 100 tons of grain and feed,| tractors and tools. Damage was} j}estimated at $45,000. | Firemen are investigating a report that children-were chased from the building four hours be- fore the blaze was reported Toronto Mayor Made Mohawk Indian Chief BRANTFORD (CP)---Toronto Mayor Nathan Phillips was! adopted by the Six Nations In-| dians at a banquet in the com-| munity' hall at Ohsweken Satur-! day night. | Given the name of honor- ers.and students alike at the|demonstrating the correct tech-|ary Chief R-Na-Da-Gwe-Ni-Yoh,| Boys' Athletic Association dance |jnique. "Fortunately, all we sell|which _ means "ruler of the) jon Friday Oct. 26 at Henry. The|is beer so I didn't have to learn|town" Mayor Phillips said he! jteaching staff pitted their, |strength against the students' in| a hilarious basketball game.) Many of the women teachers, wearing -anything from _ball- room dresses to beatnik outfits, formed a cheering section. The lteachers, much to the dismay lof the students, won the trophy) i a tin can nailed onto a board.| Mr. Edgley was carried jubi- CEREMONY lantly off the floor on the shoul- bank, was united in marriage (ders of the students. The dance! to William Stephen Beer, only | was the best attended one to be son of Mr. and Mrs. Tom S.. held this year. Beer, Whitby. Provo by Stansell ROTTING NEWS pre THE AMAZING, THE HILARIOUS Evening Shows Start 6:55 and 8:25 BROCK OT Laat Complete Show 8:25 WHITBY MENS LEAGUE WED. NIGHT Points -- Legion No, 4 2, Le- how to mix drinks." Chef Leaves Kitchen To Become MP CANBERRA (Reuters)--Aus- tralian members of Parliament may lose some of the '"'luxury treatment" they received in the parliamentary bar and dining room--if a former chef has. his way, Don Cameron, the former chef, left the kitchen to become was proud to be a Mohawk since) jthat tribe was known to be! \fierce and warlike. "Politicians need a little fire," jhe said. is whether the members' bar at) Parliament House is to be run) }as a break-even show, or to! |make a profit, or as an exclu-| |sive club "Right now, it is a luxury club run for the benefit of a few! regular members who can al- ways be found there." O.H.A. | Metro Junior "A" 2nd Feature jgionaires 1, Andrews No 1 2, |Honyockers 1, Dunlop 3, Miff- llins 0, Drews 3, Millwork 0, .B land R Transport 2, Ramblers 1, Hoffers 3, Jakes 9, Melody |Grill 3, Munns Press 0, Mittons }2, Bathurst 1. Triples over 700 -- C. Moore 771, H, Huntley 769, E. Brush 714, P. Belmonte 705, T. Ains- |worth 704 Singles over 250 -- D. Reed 315, G. Hodgson 301, C, Moore }291, 252, H. Huntley 288, 263, P. |Belmonte 283, J. Clark 284, FE. |Brush 273, T. Ainsworth 271, R. |Mustard 261. RECOER 150 BODIES | BANGKOK, Thailand (AP)-- 'Rescue workers were reported Sunday to have -recovered the i number of towns bat'ered bs ropical storm Harriet Thursda: and Friday.: The newspaper Adult Entertainment f Bankok World said the over- all toll may exceed 300. ~ |mends bodies of 150 persons in one of|/names for "'ordinary Australian an opposition member of Parlia-| HOCKEY ment, Now he has urged shorter} bar hours and simpler meals in the interests of economy--sug- jqestions that have met with a cool reception from many fel-! Business Firms YOUR Cc Events! This Programme Presented By The Local CLIP AND SAVE FOR WEEKLY REFERENCE ! ALENDAR of WHITBY and DISTRICT! ! GOOD SPORTS Support home town sports. HOME TOWN SPORTS Support the local suppliers of S and BUILDING SUPPLIES 24 Hr. Burner Service SAWDONS' (Whitby) LIMITED 244 BROCK ST. 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HOCKEY Tuesday, Oct. 30 Metropolitan Jr, A Hockey League Tuesday, Oct. 30 Knob Hill Farms vs Whitby Dunlops 8.30 p.m. Whitby Arena GEORGE'S |low-members Cameron, once head chef at aj |Brisbane hotel, made a seven-| jmonth survey of the facilities | lenjoyed by members after some of them complained about the food Members waited hopefully, jexpecting that Cameron, with jhis experience in the culinary jart, would recommend ways of improving their fare But instead his report recom- KNOB HILL FARMS vs WHITBY DUNLOPS Tuesday, Oct. 30 || 8:30 P.M. | Whitby } Community Arena . |)! Adults $1.00 Children 25e Students with cards 50¢ | Shorter drinking hours for, jmembers--10 am to 10 p.m |hours for Canberra hotels, Simpler meals with no fancy food in disguise." Closing the members' during all parliamentary cesses U Cameron says "the question! hai re- FINA SERVICE Washing and Lubrication Tune-ups, Licenced Mechanie Tires and Batteries PICK UP AND DELIVERY 668-4232 932 BROCK ST. N. 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