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Horror Story NEW YORK (AP)--Remarks that housewives get tired of hearing: "What in the world do wives do with all their spare time?" Hey, Mom, where is my blue sweater? I know I left it right Jere sy this chair only two days "Gee Mom, I'm already late, and if you don't drive me to school, I'll be marked tardy and, "This is Mrs. Chumley of the P-T-A. 1 wonder if you could help us address and mail a few letters? It will only take four or five hours." "What do you need a new! dress for? Didn't you buy one last year?" ! "T'll bet as soon as I head| out that door for work you'll] hop right back in bed for a two- hour nap. All wives do that." COMMUTER'S WIFE "Hello. Hello. Marge? 1 missed the 5:58 train home. | Bumped into Joe Burch and we | stopped off for a couple. I'll catch the 6:48 or maybe the 7:14 . . . or the 8:12 at the very latest." "Hey, Mom, where is my, baseball glove? I threw it in this corner last Saturday, and now it's gone." "Don't tell me you went to all the trouble of fixing a New England boiled dinner. Why, that's what I had for lunch." "You don't understand, Mom. | You and Dad don't seem to re- member what it's like to be! young." "Yes, I think my daughter) can baby-sit for you tonight, Marge. But T guess I'd better! warn you--her rate has gone up to $1.25 an hour." "Sure it's a nice looking hat, | Mom. But don't you think it's| abit. ..unh.. . youthful, for you?" | HUNGRY BACHELORS "I know I should have given) you more warning, honey, but these guys are just a couple of lonely old bachelors at the of- fice, and they'll eat anything. So! don't bother to fix anything special." "Hey, Mom, where are my roller skates? I left them right here under the sofa last week, and now I can't find them any- where." "You reading this book on Brahms, Marge? What does a housewife need to know about Brahms?" "Why, Mom! You've got three more hairs. Isn't that funny?' "I don't know where all the money goes around this house. | What do you do with it--pour it down ihe drain?" [ GOOD OLD MOM "My mother never had to, have a cleaning woman. She cooked, washed and ironed for five kids -- and ed the kitchen floor, too. h "Boy, 1 wish 1 had nothing to do but sit around the house and loaf all day." "Yeah, I know I promised u yesterday I'd do it today, arge. But I'm tired. I'll do it tomorrow for sure." "Hey, Mom, where is my stamp collection? Why is it aj fellow can never find anything in this place? And can you help me find my library card? It's lost now, too." [ Russians | Short Of Telephones MOSCOW (Reuters) -- Soviet planners have admitted what) every citizen here knows--that| a new telephone like a new car) is one of the hardest things to] acquire in the land of spectacu- lar space shots. The shortage of telephones and the existence of an over. burdened telephone system have | arisen through the planners' ne- glect in the past as they concen- trated on giving the population, gas, electricity and water. | Now, as millions of Russians move into new apartments un-| der the greatest housing boom! the country has known, this shortage is becoming more ob- vious and acute. Nikolai Psurtsev, the 60-year- old former post office clerk who now heads the Soviet min- istry of communications, ack-| nowledged the shortage in an article in the newspaper lzves tia. He said Soviet factories would have to produce 400,000 tele- phones a vear in order to pro- vide eventually one telephone to| every five families. But he ad- mitted that this figure could hardly be reached as in 1960 only 20,000 telephones were pro- duced and the 1961 plan called for 25,000. | In Moscow, there are more than 500,000 apartments without telephones. Guess what? grey | f BOOSTS YWCA i KITCHENER, Ont. 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