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16 THE OSHAWA TIMES, Tuesday, June 14, 1960 YOU, IN THE FIRST LOAD, WILL BE SUGAR CU THE SECOND LOAD WF --AND THE REST OF YOU WILL BE WiLL a PROCESSED INTO DOGFoOD!! OH -5%8!-THEY STILL SEEMS LIKE LI'L PEOPLE TOME! JULIET JONES TV Actor Loses In Pistol Duel HOLLYWOOD (AP) -- Televi- sion's Captain Midnight came off second best when he tried a west- ern-style gun duel Sunday night with police, officers said. Three husky cops jumped actor Richard Webb who, they said, had sauntered out of his home shouting: DONALD DUCK RD = i MUGGS AND SKEETER is --_ "Fm going to draw_I can draw ' (much faster than you, so when you draw do a good job." One officer momentarily dis- tracted Webb, 45. The other three collared him and jailed him on It with a deadly weapon. Police said they were called by ighbors who lained that Webb was shooting up the inside of his house. Inside the house of- ficers later confiscated four rifles, three shotguns, 26 pistols and thousands of rounds of am- munition. The four policemen shouted for Webb to come out of the barri. caded house with his hands up. While his 71-year - old invalid mother screamed in her wheel- chair, Webb strapped on a .357 GOOD MORNING, EGONES. 1S THERE ANYTHING I CAN PO TO HELP YOU? YES! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOu WORTHLESS 1OUT AGE THE LONE RANGER IR SEARCHING MEN PASS BY WERE / Ranger. fa." A Ditvibeted ay Kime Pram: Beaten } |ministry spokesman today magnum revolver, opened the door and shouted: I'm fed up with women. I'm going to put my hands up and will come out. Then I'm going to qaraw.... His mother told officers that Webb, who has also starred in TV's Border Patrol had been drinking. Atom Strike Patrol Plan LONDON (Reuters)--A defence de- scribed reports that Britain and WATERING THE GRASS IF 1 USE WATER, GROWS,AND I HAVE TO MOW IT SECRET AGENT X 9 A LITTLE NERVE AND A BUCK, FOLKS= THATS ALL IT TAKES FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! WHO FIRST # the United States are planning to fly a per t ber patrol around the world as "a bit mixed up." ' The spokesman said plans are being discussed for a wider dis- persal of Britain's H-bomb forces, but "a round - the - world patrol jl | | would be too expensive." | "The only thing the minister has spoken about so far is a wider dispersal of our H-bomb forces." Press reports said 200 British and 1,500 American H-bombers would be kept shuttling around the globe, Russia--"would never know where they were and they could not be caught on the ground by missiles. Bi FOR YOUR ADDED CONVENIENCE OUR PARTS AND ACCESSORIES DEPT. WILL BE OPEN DAILY UNTIL 9 P.M. (Except Saturday) CLIFF MILLS MOTORS LTD. BUZ SAWYER YEP, SELLING 'EM CHEAP, THOSE CUTE TWENTY-FIVE MONKEYS YOU POLLARS AND HAVE IN YOUR WINDOW SURE DRAW A CROWD, © 1960, King Peatures Syndicate, Tne, World rights reserved, T/A NOT INTERESTED IN 1/0 LIKE TO GET SOME CANDID SHOTS OF PEOPLE AT THE WINDOW WATCHING THE MONKEYS, COULD I DO IT FROM INSIDE THE WINDOW HERE ,. SAY, FOR $10 A DAY? JANE ARDEN MICKEY MOUSE 2 LOOK OUT! YOURE wend | | TOO FAR OVER! ROY ROGERS T0.P0 TO MY TRAINED BEAR? 7 4 gist | od d I'M NOT HURTING HIM, ISTER! HE RUSHED AT ME WHEN I OPENED THE TRUCK POOR! h = AT | 5 J I'M IN SHOW BUSINESS; MYSELF... ANIMAL "© TRAINER! BUT I'M, ER, BETWEEN] I USED TO WORK WITH BEARS AS A STRONG WOMAN IN THE CIRCUS! I'M BIG BERTHA! a Ay [NOUR Joke To scare NO HARD FEELIN'S, BERTHAZ, NOT! ILIKE A FELLA WITH A SENSE OF THAT GAL HITCH= HIKER BACKFIRED, / © 1960, King Features Syndicate, lac, World Sights reserved. LY OF COURSE || p H-M,NOT A SOUND INTH' NEIGHBORHOOD) OF 7. I NEVER KNEW O' THINGS BEIN' GOLLY, WHENEVER IT'S A] THIS 'QUIET ON GRANDMA'S STREET. > CAUSE TH FISH SHE'S SICK // I~ B The reports said Defence Min- ister Harold Watkinson during his recent visit to Washington was of. fered the use of US. Strategic Air Command foreign bases for Britain's H-bombers. IT'S SOMETHING WHAT'S =X THAT NOISE Z, BRICK BRADFORD THE MINE LITTLE ANNIE ROONEY DONT THINK THAT CRAZY J STUFF 'BOUT ME BEIN' A WAR CRIMINAL AN® A SPY 15 TRUE, OR YOU WOULDN'T FEED ME $0 GOOD-- LITTLE COUNTRY AN EMPRESS rr] ar A 1] ALL ITS OWN WITH EULIE=T MEAN, HER MAJESTY, EULALIA, THINKS SHES AN EMPRESS, WHO'S GOT THE RIGHT TO SAY DIFFERENT ? NO PAYMENTS TILL I SEPTEMBER NATURAL GAS IS YOUR BEST BUY for DID YOU SEE AMY NE VASE, HENRY ; © 1960 Word Rios Bement 6°14 I -- Distriboted by King Pastures Syndicata, "I'm breaking him in to take over when I retirel® NOTHING DOWN Easy payments over 8S years on monthly gas bills id " . $5.60 most fundies. CHANGE-OVER CAN BE DONE IN A FEW HOURS Units for all types of home heating + FREE BURNER SERVICE Your Gas company does not employ door-to- door salesmen nor telephone canvassers. For Informat dealers HNcensed by the Ontario Fuel Board to sell and install natursi as equipment call or write the Sales rtment of 59-38 Consumers as RA 3-3468 No Payments till September