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SIMPLY CANT GIT) ENUFF FOOD IN HIS PORE LI'L MOUTH, TO KEEP THET TREMENJUS BODY SO- EVEN IF HE EATS ALL DAY AN'ALL NIGHT=HE'LL JULIET JONES LETS FACE IT, IM NOT A BRAIN! "I CANNOT LEARN GRAMMAR, LITERATURE, TRENDS IN THE MODERN NOVEL~ALL IN ONE HOT, HUMID, OPPRESSIVE WEEK! Only Wanted To Help Wife KINGSTON (CP)--Bruce Neil Saunders of Windsor sentenced Friday to 15 months for escaping from Kingston penitentiary on July 5, said his only reason for doing so was to give his wife an excuse for a divorce. Saunders, who had served twe years of a nine-year sentence for armed robbery, said his wife had asked for a divorce. "When I get out they (his chil. dren) will not know me," he said, "lI wanted them to have a father." "I couldn't give her grounds for divorce while I was locked up," he said. Adultery is a ground for di vorce in all Canadian provinces, Cruelty is an additional ground in Nova Scotia. Thieves Take CNR Safe At Princeton PRINCETON, Ot. (CP) -- A 150-pound safe containing $25 was stolen from the CNR station Thursday night, police said. If also contained record and cash books. Police said entrance into the station here, about 15 miles east of Woodstock, was gained by forcing open a door. CNR police from Brantford were expected to take charge of the investigation. CEDAR CREEK ~ By G. Kilpatrick CEDAR CREE K-- Mrs. James Kirby visited the Beacock family . * at Prince Albert Tuesday after. noon. Mrs. Frank Harris visited Mr and Mrs. Atwood MacRae at Osh. awa Wednesday afternoon. Grant Beacock of Prince Alberd visited the Kilpatricks Wednes day afternoon. Mrs .W. J. Cook of Myrtle, a former second concession resi. dent, celebrated her 96th birth day July 24. Mrs. Harris visited Mrs. Kib patrick Friday afternoon. Howard Martyn was taken ta Port Perry Community Memoria} I |Hospital Friday. | Mrs: Keith Aikins and daugh. ter of Richardson, Sask., and Mr, and Mrs. Wm. Mead and boys of Toronto were Saturday visitors of Mrs. Kirby and James Blain, Miss Flossie Spencer and brothers, Stanley and Richard, were Saturday cvening visitors of Norman Birkett, Raglan. Mr. and Mrs. Atwood MacRae and family of Oshawa and Mr, and Mrs. Harris visited Midland and Orillia Sunday. Danny and Henry Lee of To- ronto, and Mr. and Mrs. John NOW ON SALE -- DEMONSTRATORS CLIFF MILLS MOTORS LIMITED ERG: 230 KING ST. WEST, OSHAWA PHONE RA 5-6651 patrick . SALLY'S SALLIES OH, JUST TESTING AN OLD HAVE YOU SET A DATE FOR THE NEXT SHOOT, 1] IM SORRY, SPIKE... SENERALY IM DONG IT AS A FAVOR VES, GURS, ILL l FOR My AUNT... WILL YOU TELL MUGGS! TELL MUGEST MUGGS AND SKEETER IT WAS RIGHT HERE THAT / SAW HIM! YOU MUST HAVE SEEN SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE MARTIN, "THE MAN WHO LIVES IN BACK OF YOUR WIFE'S GREENHOUSE J KNOW MOON MARTIN Ys DEAD, YET | SAW HIM RIDING ALONG THE TRAIL! WAS HERE. 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