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LI'L ABNER THE BAILY TIMES.GAZETTE, Pridey, Apsll 11, 1958 18. . -- rs ---- Ax -* » DEAR UNITED MOTHERS OF TODAY THINK TOO MUCH OF | NECKING AND ROMANCE If THEY QUGHT TO LEAVE ) GOOD OLE AMERICA ~ | HEARTY AGREE WITH YOU THAT YOUNG PEOPLE JANE RRDEN { { \ be A fas EVERYEODY KNOWS WHAT KIND TV wii. PERSON DO YOU A BUSINESS MAN, THINK I AM, JANE? ROGER: TIE FLOWERS ECRETARIES WHO ORDER THE FLi U7 | AND KEEP TRACK OF ANNIVERSARIES P| AND BIRTHDAYS AND BUY THE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! MUGGS AND SKEETER YEP, GRANDMA, 4 I'M GETTIN INTERESTED IN AN' I'VE BEEN DOIN' ALOT O'STUDYIN' ON TH'SUBJECT, TOO/ BUT I JUST CAN'T SEEM T'MAKE UP MY MIND... TH WHICH ARM T' HAVE TATTOO PUTON / © = Sy he eh IVE LOOK! ARE YOU IMPLYING DONE A POOR Weiome ) »OB IN HEREY y~-- dl vo | Teachers' Unit 'Holds Meeting MRS. W. RAHM Correspondent " ™ > Bod TYRONE -- The Durham No: 1 Unit of the Federation of* - Women Teachers Association' 6f "* Ontario held » dinner meeting of 7 March 28 at St. John's Apgligan * Prrish Hall with the presideat,...s Miss Myra Cooper presiding apes. the head table Jas (92EEY Miss Margaret Aiken thanked |the ladies of the parish for'the (delicious turkey dinner | Miss Margie Brutter SAVE. 8 iselection of popular SOBES. a A short business meeting wagon conducted and a nominating tom" mittee wgs chosen to select 'the # slate of officers for the goming,,* year 1958-59. a) wag The guest speaker, Mrs. Ruthpesr Clarke of Port Hope, was nteos ws duced by Miss Marjorie Copel *<* Mrs. Clark spoke on the subjéch ,» of superannuation. It was<an mw? teresting talk for all, and 'm i questions were asked at the,end of Mrs. Clarkes' speech ; Mrs. Clarke was thanked "by Miss McGregor. i SALLY'S SALLIES be 4 rigor MR. GNOOPER WAS | WHILE YOU WERE IN © ESTERDAY 111) [1 FoRcET WHO MR. J r/ || | "eNooPeER 1S... TILLIE THE TOILER THE LONE RANGER FIRST TIME IVE TREATED ANYONE AT @UINPOINT/ (27 SAVE THE TALK AN GET THAT \ THERES THE / SLUG! ) | 1 } Lp IH t § THAT LOOKS LIKEA SUVER BULLET! YOU ALWAY THE FEELING IA SOMEBODY IS < N 2a. AFTER YOUR JOB Po . = GOOD OLD DAGWOOD-- I'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM SECRET AGENT X9 IF GLOVES EVER GOT 10 THE STATES HE JUST MIGHT TALK. WELL NEVER KNOW-+ BECAUSE HE'S NEVER Later, after a few hours rest, Phil etums| to the police Station to pick up his prisoner. YOu HAVE ABOUT THIRTY MINUTES TIL GOING TO GET THERE! PLANE TME! / ®000. TLL GIT THE PRISONER ON THE PLANE BEFORE THE REGULAR PASSENGERS | SPRING TUNE-UP TIME!!! WE ARE ALL SET TO PREPARE YOUR CAR FOR SPRING AND SUMMER DRIVING IVE IN LTD. ANYTIME LITTLE ANNIE ROONEY, ITS YOUR LAST CHANCE 0 TOW YOUR SCHOONER AWAY, MISS RAYLE -- A FEW MORE TRUCK= LOADS OF FILL, AND YOULL BE SEWED IN HERE SOLID. ~ WELL, THATS THAT/ THE OLD SEA FOAM WILL NEVER SAIL THE SEAS -- FREE AS A BIRD -AGAIN/ well stay, I HAVE NO OT a, HOPE THAT MAYBE THE =EVEN THOUGH HE KNOWS IT WONT, HE OLD FOAM WiLL STILL HANGS ON TO THE | BRICK. BRADFORD. . NT NOT SO GOOD! IM FREEZING. THE MOISTURE ON MY RUBBER SUIT 18 YOU, FROZEN, I'M ON THE SHADED SIDE OF THE i SHIP..IM WEIGHTLESS TOO! THE SHIP IS ROLLING OVER SLOWLY... MAYBE YOU'LL GET SOME SUNLIGHT ON YOUR IT SEEMS TO BE GETTING WARMER, ., OR MAYBE 'M FREEZING... KEEP MOVING YOUR WHAT ARE WE GO! TO DO, MEN? JULIET JONES TN MAYOR HATCH... / LET ME HAVE 1] THAT AGAIN ~ 564 VOTES FOR AND - HOW'S THAT -- 857 FOR JULIET JONES! YOU POSITIVE ?2 THAT WAS THE EIGHTH DISTRICT, MAYOR = IT DOESN'T LOOK TOO GOOD UP ROY ROGERS GET GRISWALD'S GUN, HANK! 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