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PAUR TUURIEEN ye DAILY TIMES-GAZETTE MONDAY, MARCH 26, 1951 LI'L ABNER You Remind Me of My Mammy By Al Capp I'M SURE. THAT LI'L ABNER'S FRIENDS, EVERY WHERE, WILL HELP ME FIND THE SWEETEST FACE IN SO THAT YOU CAN CHANGE MY FACE ~ LOOK FLL HAVE TO, EPARE Nera YOUR FACE. FOR THE CHANGE, BY SOFT-BOILING IT, DAILY. THAT'LL MAKE IT PLIABLE. pie Tver 7 MANDRAKE THE MAGICIAN DURING THAT TIME, YOU WON'T HAVE ANY ACE AT ALL -- BUT EVEN THAT'LL BE AN NANCY O. TOLE Mz. AH CAIN'T SEE HER FO'A SPELL --AN' THEN SHE'LL. HAVE. A BIG SURPRISE FO' ME "7-AH'LL RET SHE'S LARNIN' T'COOK PO CHOPS ff-- THEN~ EXCEPT FO' HER UNAPPEALIN' FIGGER- SHE'LL BE EXACKLY LIKE MAMMY."7-- T LOVE TO EAT Hf CHICKEN. HERE, BECAUSE | SPECIAL LOTHAR?S SUCH | SAUCE-- A GOOD COOK! WHAT 1817 TONIGHT ? ME SPEND HOURS || Hmm --LOOKS FIXING --Uh! COOKED. DOORBELL, MANDRAKE! YOU LOTHAR. AND YOUR TRICKS! LOTHAR AND I ALMOST HAD ASTROKE/ A PISTOL» 3 THE FUGITIVE 3 HOOKER, HAS ATTRACTED HEY, POP. MOM WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE GOING TO HELP HER WASH THE DISHES / , EM CLEAN! LAN' SAKES! HURRY, PA~* HE CLIMBED NTH LIVERY MER. BUT IF I WIPE THE Davee, SHE SAYS 1 DON'T GET 'EM DRY.. AND IF 1 WASH 'EM SHE SAYS I DON'T GET S08 TOOTS AND CASPER --and to Pay "Wa TH DRESSIN/ GIT MW BADGE AN PISTOL. HATTIE ¢ I'VE A MESSAGE FOR HIM, STRAIGHT FROM THE JUNGLE. By Dudley Fisher MR. SMALTZ HAD THAT SAME TROUBLE, BUT AND WIPES, pe WASHES mzamy"' (Period) By Jimmy Murphy DAN , PLEASE DON'T WORRY HH ABOUT LOSING YOUR JOB. I HAVE A FEELING THAT MR, PLUNKER WILL TAKE YOU BACK! MULLINS AND I HAVE A PLAN TT E HIM TAKE ME BACK. MY NEXT STEP IS TO TALK TO MY FRIEND WAMZAMY. A wAMZAMY, 1 WANT TO FOOL MY BOSS WITH A PHONY SUBSTITUTE < SURE THING, COLONEL . YOU HELPED ME OUT N WHEN I WAS "WAMZAMY " PREDICTION. WILL ON VACATION , A VISIT! HA! HA! YOU LET ME 3 ; i 4 I WELL, THAT PART IS ALL SET. NOW TO LET MR. PLUNKER TO PAY By Lyman Young CAPT TWiGG SAID WE DIDAGOOD JOB © CAPTURING "BIG EARS -- "TAKE ITEASY FOR A WILE." TUE CAP YES SIR --_ ORDELS KNOBBY WANTS YA T' COME DOWN. YA GOTTA SEE DOC BARGIELLO, € 2, TH' AFFISHUL MEDIC BOL Tr FER TH' C'MISH.. g 4 A I'LL DRIVE Wyre [Em SURE HELL TELL WE I / CAN GO AHEAD WITH TRAINING IN A FEW DAYS, TLL SEE ANN ON THE WAY...SHE'S WORRIED 1 GOTTA FIGGER A WAY T'KEEP O'LEERY AN' LEVIN FROM SEEIN' JOE. THEY JIST MIGHT TELL THAT CREEP O'LEERY HADDA INSIST THEY BE H' EXAMINAT NOE Bright Outlook GOOD. THAT'LL > GIVE US AN EXTRA HOUR'S Bi rr At By Brandon Walsh ANNIE JONES LIVES TS JUST LIKE A PALACE -EVERY KID HAS A CUTE --- &1 LITTLE ROOM --BUT-, V'} FLIES IN THE SALVE -THE LITTLE] FLY 1S, I DONT LIVE THERE FOR SURE -IM ONLY A PROBATIONER = THAT MEANS IF THEY DON'T THERE'S A COUPLE OF TROUBLE Sa THE BIG RY IS, THERES NO DOGS \/ YOU KIN LIVE HERE WITH THE LLOWED IN THE HOME. BUT ANNIE JONES) NICE GAS MAN AN'T KIN Ti SEZ THEYRE SURE 10 LIKE ME-AN WHEN) TC hou THEY SEE WHAT A SWELL L YOU ARE, THEY LL LET YOU LIKE MET CANT TILE POOCH A\ THE BIG IRON FENCE UNTIL ~--_PROBATIONER, TOO smd ; nila) : 1E-AN WHEN] TO YOU EVERY DAY THROUGH § | , THEY LET YOU BE A (a PROBATIONER, T00; SUPERMAN By Wayne Boring IN THAT CAR THAT JUST PASSED! -- CAPN SILVER," WELL, AT LEAST HE'S GOIN' THE OTHER WAY," Map for Superman PP varter OF FACT, HE AIN'T GOIN' SUSIE AN' THE PARROT | AIN'T HOME' %A Ras Si A | SECRET AGENT X-9 3 I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU. = WHEN YOU SEE HIS REPORT Ss | OZARK EVIDENTLY THAT BOUNDER WHO GALLOPED COVER ME LIKE A WILD HORSE GETTING OUT OF HERE DIDN'T EITHER. PF De That's One Too Many! WAS A BURGLAR. | MR. CHISEL IAS A W, BURGLAR, EMMY. TI AH, THAT 2 ARAL 28 =LOOKIT RR ENR > OZARK, IT'S HARD TO BEUEVES, «JUST LAST YEAR TH' TALL BOY WAS SWINGING LUMBER- JACK WITH HIS FIRST J -_ -- By Chic Young HHT TE TM CONGRATULATIONS, ¢ ALEXANDER - bi # A HOW MANY TI HHH US {AND ONE OTHER ) - 7 GUY fe BEG fo WHILE PHIL GTEAMS OVER AN ITEM IN A GOSSIP COLUMN .,. ~1 90 WILDA'S LW Tv 10 weLp. § oC SUPPORT' HER ory HUSBAND, DREAMIER ON THE INTRO VAMP, THAT'S RIGHT - AN' WITHOUT ANYWHERE -- BECAUSE \THE PARROT, HE CAN'T GET THE CODE THAT'LL LEAD HIM TO THE BURIED LoOT/ MEANWHILE ... { €EGULD I TROUBLE YOU FOR A ROAD MAP SURE, SUPERMAN --~ BUT IT'S A REAL OF THE STATE 2 By Mel Grafl [Sxiieo, SYMPATHETIC HANDS MOVE ONER "THE ANESTHETIZED OKAY = LET'S TAKE IT FROM THE BEGINNING! th |. 7 Wi li) | [ MEANWHILE, IN A CITY ON LAKE ERIE woe Y~ WELL, 11's BRAGGY! [qu CLOWNING, COME IN, SON... HERE - [ZINKIE | YOU OWE TO PAY UP YOUR g ME DOveH! POKER DEBTS? J IM HERE TO BECOME A 3 | AN | 5 1 ZZ 4k | II JUST CAUDNT HELP I7-- DANNY foe ww, ? mE : THE PHANTOM [BU-~BUT M4Y WOULD JW 22 TOTO THANK | HE'S S0 SMART ABOUT S0 ) WHASSA | MANY THINGS-HOW CAN | MATTER-WHITE OH/ YE DO SUCH A-- YOU -FOR SAVING ME ATHINGZ? \ ( ) RoM THAT AWFUL , HORRIBLE HOOK GORRY- J NS oF ARE! pegs He iy HE BE 50 STUPID ABOUT | SQUAW MAD E? oor ATMYPAPA? l (THER) ed Lee Falk & Wilson McCoy T BEGINNING « "WHIRLPOOL CHANNEL \= | WAS TRAINING} WHEN | GOT MIXED DAVE, CAN SHE | RIP KIRBY #80 ITLL BE INTERESTING TO SEE HOW HE MAKES OUT AGAINST BIG-LEAGUE PITCHING _ % IFN AH DONT MISS NO TRAIN CONNECTIONS, AH OUGHTA BE THERE IN TIME FER BATTIN' PRACTICE) E ms a y BATTLE ROYAL ! JOE SEVEN AND WHITEY VERSUS THE Wi Boys! THE FEWER LET ME REMIND You, MY NIECE IS UP WITH THAT JAIL- A i ONE OF THE WORLDS 4 4 ECT SWIMMERS. T) ERoue)\ 8 =] |PAME, Dice? RG" z DICE+A BIG-TIME GAMBLER HOOOLU WHY YOU 60 1} JUST-AN IDEA<AND NTERESTED MY IDEAS USUALLY NTHAT PALMER ) MEAN MONEY. 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