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THE DAILY TIMES-GAZETTE TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, 1950 PAGE FOURTEEN LI'L ABNER The Smith Boys By Al Capp LC} YORE DAY ON TOP --S0O YO' MADE A HATFHAZ? --FINE DAISY MAE."7--WHUT ~ HAPPENED ? -NOTHIN" NOT SO MUCH AS A SINGLE KISS ""-- OH, MAH BLOOD YO' WAS SETTIN' ALONE WIF THET LUSCIOUS HAIN'T LIKE } Gu Ir-YO" Or al WAL, TODAY WAS HB fi 2) to Caps otto Teste oC iy pein, MAH ! By Lee Falk and Phil Davis MANDRAKE'S ON HIS WAY IN, CHARLIE. Wi, THE BLACK [STAY HERE WITH THESE THUGS, LOTHAR. TS As POLICE SPOT UNCLE ED, YEAH? IT MAY TRIC| SURE, COME RIGHT IN. BIG CHARLIE'LL BE GLAD TO SEE YOU. THANK | Te] I'M GOING INSIDE. THE MISSING INVENTOR-- # = i TOMORROW = BLACKJACK -- By Fred Harman QUICK . SNOOP! GRAB HANLONS HENCHMEN! NICE GON'« ; NOW CUT THESE 2 ROPES QUICK! HANLON HAS | [MEANWHILE =AND DOWN TRAIL ONLY 100 YARDS AWAY w= WAKE UP--WE WERE || KNOCKED OUT AN TIED 8 TOGETHER! By Dudley Fisher | GZ Z BINGO ISN'T REALLY cross / HE'S JUST MAD AT POP FOR KICKING HIM OUT OF THE : BIG CHAIR / AND GET HIM ILL TELL BINGO A FUNNY JOKE To LAUGHING £ Cope 1930 a a Tk " * \ Kig Features Syndiase, Toc. Workd sights reserved. HE DION'T Plunker Will Offer Hush Money By Jimmy Murphy T DIDN'T WANT TO MENTION IT WHILE THEY WERE HERE-- BUT THAT MAKES COL. HOOFER AN IN-LAW OF MR, PLUNKER! WE SHOULD y HAVE DONE OH, HOW THIS YEARS | WONDERFUL! ALO! CONGRATULATIONS, YES, TOOTS, IT'S TRUE. FRED AND I WERE |\ MARRIED YESTERDAY! kd S------ - (ir JUST OCCURRED YOURE AN IN-LAW OF 7 World rights reserves 4OSH, SOPHIE, THAT'S RIGHT! AND I DON'T KNOW HOW HE'LL TAKE IT! TO ME, COLONEL . NOW THAT YOUR BROTHER FRED MARRIED TRILLY, R, YOUR = Vivmy Mureny-= By Willard 60 THATS TH JERK. | ING! A FINE THING WHICH S TOPSY CAN'T PLAY BECAUSE SHE'S GOIN' FOR A WALK IN TH' PARK. AND JEST AS SHE HUNG UP I HEARD SOME GUY SAY, "COME ON, SWEETHEART" Pag OF - Sohsets. Toth. ag. News Syndicate Co. Ine Ree. US Ly BLONDIE That Elmer's Hot Stuff! \ A KAYO, SOMEBODY JUST THREW A TAFFY APPLE AT MY FATHER. y I - T= WHY DID YOU PUT THE HEATING PAD IN THE BED ON SUCH A HOT NIGHT 2 I DIDNT 4 PUT IT IN THE BED! ~ SEEMS LIKE +. TH' BUGS WON'T THS Se TRAIN'S NEED NO BINGLES DONE CHUGGED A 4 NOHOW MILLYUN MILES SEX Gl . TH' PE AL WRAPPED UP, NO DOUBTS / i 8 3235 rH F = iy y Is J ih i) me; m 1] I) i m i 7 I i lJ h ih i lh === TIM TYLER'S LUCK * . od COPR. 1990, KING FEATURES SYNDICATE, Inc, WORLD RIGHTS RESERVED. "HONEST, ZERO, IM GETTIN' THE By Lyman Young A IF TIM {4 ESCAPED THE GRASS FIRE.W/TH HENDERS, | WE'LL SURELY FIND HIM IN THESE WOODS YF i ING THE FIELD Wz... THAT APPETIZER SHORE MALE H&E HONGRIER . AIN'T ET NOTHIN® SENCE THEY PICKED ME UP, SHORE APPRISHIATED THAT... [ GOT LOST SWIMMIN' IN AFOG. pgm DN'T vr COMP'NY. YOU DIDN'T KNOCK. WOULDJA MIND TELLIN' ME WHERE AMT / HENDERS 7 A(HE'S LYING IN THE BURNING PER ! POOR FIELD, TROO! CHAP WAS TRAPPED BY Zl SHoDoDOP fp 4 > YOU LIE.. CAPITALISTIC DAWCK * THE YA SHOULON'T SAY THAT. NOEUDDY NEVER CALLED ME A LIAR...WELL, I GUESS YORE JES SUFF'RIN' FROM INDIGESCHUN... J'EVER TRY BAKIN' SODA... BIT A LEMON AN' HOT WOTTER ... IF WE WALK, HE WALKS -- IF WE SE -- HES JUST LIKE A po WIM-WAMS I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE THAT LOST MULE STOP SHADOW WiTH FOLLOWIN' IF YOU KETCH A BEAR BY THE TAIL, YOU KIN LET HIM GO-AN' RUN AWAY WFUL FAST -- J 7 BUT IF YOU TRY TO KETCH "a {A MULE BY THE TAIL, HELL GET MAD AN' GIVE YOU A TERRIBLE, KICK IN THE SHINS ! : Underworld Rumblings SECRET AG THEY DONE THE JOB PRETTY CHEAP. THEY MUSTA MADE A BIG PROFIT, A McClure Newspaper Syndic [Cone 1950, National Comics Publ Words Fail DANNY HALE wal RR IN Hi5 FLIGHT, 'WORDS' STUMBLES ACROSS AN ABANDONED WELL COVERED BY A FEW ROTTEN BOARDS... fll Copr. 1930. King Features Syndicate, Inc. World rights reserved. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. WHY SHOULD } THEM GUYS MAKE A BIG PROFIT ON OUGH ? 'Words' MEANWHILE, IN THE DAILY PLANET OFFICE... /1--1 KNOW IT'S PREJTY Y VERY TOUGH, J TOUGH, LOSING BOTH ¢ CHIEF--AND I'LL CLARK AND SUPERMAN NEVER REST UNTIL IN ONE EXPLOSION, THEIR MURDERERS A LOIS «ue { GET WHAT'S COMING ZT O THEM! Vite, 7 i 7 : 6 Ain By Mel Graft N Tall By Lee Falk and Ray Moore _ 7/4 90 IT /5 DANNY./-~AND HE'S IN 7 VON BULDING ." WAL \WVE'LL TEST //ll TAKE A LOOK-SEE~ I~ i WHAT IS IT, WOLF-PUP P| : HAVE VE CAUGHT A SCENT O' DANNY @- SOFTLY ANOW= | Iv A " opr. 1930, King Features Syndicate, Inc, World rights reserved oh... MEANTIME, A CANDLE SHEDS ITS FEEBLE LIGHT INTHE COMANDANTE'S OFFICE WHERE --_--_--_y 7 SANCHEZ, GO TO THE CELL SI, SENOR COMANDANTE **| KNOW ---- THE FIRING SOUAD WiLL DO iTS DUTY AT SUNRISE 7 OF THE AMERICANO SPY: IF HE STILL REFUSES TO GIVE THE INFORMATION By Norman Mar YET AG HE ) WHILE YOURE AM | A STRANGER? HASNT \g THE PHANTOM VISITED YOUR VILLAGES A THOUSAND TIMES IN YOUR LIFETIME AND BEFORE YOU WERE J BORN? , Foo [~BEFORE YOUR FATHERS J AND THEIR FATHERS WERE BORN? HOW CAN THE. 2 GETTING LEGAL ADVICE, ILL 1 I 7 i By Alex Raymonc THE MOTOR'S GONE DEAD! CURSE HIM! OUT OF RANGE AND I'M RUNNING SHORT OF , AMMUNITION! ONE MORE SHOT..e0 THEY MAY GET ME... BUT THEY'LL