aban mrt as Ry Ak PAGE ELEVEN Or Just Pay Up The late Sir Robert Ball; besides being a great astronomer, was a born humorist, and was never loath to recount a joke at his own ex- pense. He was dining with some friends at Stratford, and on the bill being presented he said to the Jand- lady: "Madame, I am going to give 25,000,000 years all things must re- turn to their orignal condition. We shall all be here again eating a dinner precisely identical. Will you give us credit until we come back?" "Well," replied the landlady, "you were here 25,000,000 years ago, and you left without paying the bill then. Settle that account and I wi trust you for what you have hat you a lesson in astronomy. In |today." * - 3 The : Gayest "ahd | Grandest NEW YEAR'S EVE --With - BOYD VALLEAU Rn EE Rudy Vallee fs much in evid in his t role of k RKO Radio's gusty comedy, "Man Alive." Pat O'Brien (the man who is Fong and not host as wife Ellen Drew thinks), Adolphe Plujou (as an ardent o's AND HIS ORCHESTRA! of Pat's troubles) and Miss Drew are co- Fortunio Bonanova and Gombel are others importantly cast. Is at the Regent Monday, Vocals By . Walter Scott 3 HOURS OF FUN and MERRIMENT! STARTS MONDAY! OVE CONES ESNC-O-D. BY FAST Mare A misbehaving honey... work out their respective nna "First Yank Into Jouve Lid his secrets and rescue an important part of a double bill program Tickets Now On Sale at Kinloch's and Pavilion JUBILEE PAVILION "Eastern Ontario's Most Unusual Ballroom" Tom Neal elt) Barbara Hale and Mare Cramer destinies in RKO Batis absorbing melodrama, dergoes surgery job a typical Nip face, in 2 oor to learn enemy American engineer' ive by Cramer, It's Monday at the Regent, MARKS 3 URS OF FUN AND MERRIMENT THE MARKS STARTING MONDAY! Hotel Genosha Activities 23--Ceneral Motors. Blue Room, 4d." an story of a missing heiress and 8 Cross- oun hunt b; y Monday, Dec. 'klesd private ive, will open Cost Department, His Hl ROUSING COMEDY determined to ARMY Tolliver. Monday at the Marks Theatre, The Universal comedy drama stars Ella Raines in the role of an attractive and wilful heiress. Rod Cameron is S-started as me hard-boiled sleuth. e Runaroun marks the first time hat, Cy two have pooled their : The. locale of this diverting story is the whole United States, from New York to San Francisco and back again, The plot toncerns a mall and a thrown by traordinary situation and who Tan ~ love in spite of themselves, Director Praised Shrewdly directed by Charles La- mont, "The Runaround" features ex- gellent character portrayals by Brode- Crawford, Frank MeHugh, and Cleveland. They are ably sup- by Nana Bryant, and Joan It you like a lot of laughs mixed with your Jnurder-mysiory, you can find them in "How Do Y , star- 6:30 pm. Purchasing Dept. General Mo- tors, Blue Roem, 12 pam. Major League Bowling, 9:30 p.m. Main Dining Room. General Motors, Purchasing Dept., Piccadilly Room, 6:30 p.m. Tuesday--Coulter Brass, Blue Room, 12 pm. Fittings, Piccadilly Room, 12:15 pm. . Wednesday--Special Hotel Genosha Xmas Dinner, 12-9, Piccadilly Room. ner, Piccadilly Room, 7 p.m. Blue Room, Mr. Hinton, 7 p.m. Bert Gordon, the Mad R Harry Von Zell, Cheryl Walker, Prank Albertson, Ella Mae Morse, Claire r and Keye Luke. "How DOooo You Do" has every- that makes for entertainment. Russian and Von Zell set tho soup of radio fictional sleuths, reasons of their own, they are all ied tered under assumed names and so hen a murder takes place, they are Involved in some way and heid by the Sheriff The radio sleuths go into actien to 'solve the my. and prove that truth and fiction are very different. r'| itself motivates Uncle Barneys artival Srestes choas, and as though this wasn't enough, Speed finds Donselt saddled with a {rd who accuses Speed of deserting him However, somehow or other It abl works, and Speed and Connie find happiness again, while Tolliver falls into the river with his fingers caught in a bowling ball, Second Added Feature on Monday American espionage Hollywood' adventure film. Tokyo," with Tom Neal, Mare Cramer, Michael st. Angel and Bt) g Aa enacts the title-role as an Alr Corps pilot, who, having been raised in Japait, speaks the laguage like a native Each ve" ying puts into effect the mothoas they pout 50 amazing on the radio and certainly make a tonfused situa- tion even more confused. The Mad Russian and Von Zell, with the able assistance of Cheryl Walker, Claire Windsor, Frank Albertson, Ella Mae Morse, Reve Luke and other cele- brities, B ves d in he ly chain of circumstances when the nonchalantly reappears. It's not quite fair to tell you what the climax and solution to the mystery are but they are amazing and thrilling, BILTMORE GALA PRE-HOLIDAY SHOW AT BILTMORE ON MONDAY Local movie-goers who like their screen fare Dlazing with thrills, fast- and exciting romance are in f a "trent when '"'Yhe Return ou Frank Jatnes" J nimed 4 one of grea opens . "ihe, "Blitmore Theatre on on by a brilliant cast headed Gene Tierney and He muy Jonas, She bi 8x to the daring exploits of the ii Taos famous outlaws. Its story is ihe -packed Jam! a _Who were. ae} free by a gov= ernor's pardon, The action-loaded film, directed by Fritz Lang, follows Frank over, he Jane Jess West, with Sreinends scenes of robbery, q amine Suaghth manhunts, train rif te -ups, escape puszuls, pl there are scenes of Sentle 10 In Denver, Frank mu and | Talla "15: love with Eleanor Stoner play- ed by Gene. Tierney. The girl Frank's real character him to 's climax is tense and dr at long last comes face to Ford, Laugh Hit with comedy situations aod Bliea lod with laughter ter Andrew Siones th sees , Charles Ruggles and soll ol Rt Nok will be the second eo surgeon ., thle St on pulses to bap n when Fi sk |i into staying 1 Gr ine. gayest, fun- makes, Tor elphg ew reach woBesiisn the Biltmore's two grand i with 'the holiday a, seca 1 Gh also be a ee as REGENT . MEDY "MAN ALIVE", HAS STELLAR TRIO A rollicking, gp Ly Ty ive" stars Pat O'Brien, Adolphe a rn Drew, with Rudy | Valics heading 3 the supporting cast, ent Mo; the Reg Monday, an pv he 9 erroneously re= killed. He is fished from 3a crew a lows magician ly familiar with Jap A Because of these talents e is chosen for a perilous assignment he hat of Teachinlg an American ordn- ance expert in Tokyo prison camp and vitally data on starts MONDAY! DAYS PAT O'BRIEN ADOLPHE MENIOU wl DREW AN FRUDY VALLEE FORTUNIO BONANOVA Plus This Second Feature Attraction{ ATOMIC BOMB STRIKES JAPAN A [2 eg { UGH THE F THE CHRISTMAS GIFT TICKETS ' Now On Sale at Box Office! has Speed turn into 8 JB and haunt Conale, It does no Fone ls his Uncle nating 2 telll: band 1s alive bu real tries im FAMOUS PLAYERS THEATRE It is the exciting story of a missing Sawyer. On the same program i You Do", This pind has ever The cast of great stars Jagiudes | MARKS--Rod Cameron displays some primitive romantic methods with his co- star, Ella Raines, in "The Runaround", which comes to the Marks on Monday. heiress and a cross~eountry woman-hunt by a charming but reckless private detective. Broderick Crawford, Frank McHugh, 3 Samuel 8, Included in the great cast are Hinds, Joan Fulton and Joe the Mad R in "How Do ES ughs, Stars, stery and romance, Zell, Cheryl Walker, Frank Albert- ERE CC son, Morse and Keye L an atomic bomb on which the e was working when he was captur Plasug surgery, the flyer is smuggled nto Japan by Korean secret service figents and sets about his dangerous oy H Silcs' DIR endeavors Ao carry both --On es' - | 8nd an day: tario Motor Sa Ry npr oan With the destruction of Hiroshima And Nagasaki, of cards was vague was ropsd in to complete a bridge four. throwing away a king on a trick already taken by his opponent's ace. young man's partner, "a king doesn't usually beat an ace. ner, "but I thought I'd let it have Made resemble a Jap by clever TODAY Marks -- "Strange Impersona. tion"--1.45 - 3.50 - 6.10 ~ 8.25 - 10.45. "North of the Border"-- 1.00-3.05-5.25-7.40-9.50. Last Complete Show 9.25. Regent -- "The Well Groomed Bride" 1.30-3.30-5.20-7.25-9.30. Last complete show at 8.50. Biltmore -- "Week-end at the Waldorf", 1.00-3.46-6.00-8.14. Last complete show: 8.14. How he gets his information and gical girl is climaxed Tried Anyway A young man whose knowledge He committed his first mistake by ITS "Good Heavens!" bellowed the Funny "I know," stammered the begin. our meals on." Mistress: "And I want even the kitchen floor clean enough to have New Maid: "You will look funny." CHRISTMAS EVE DANCE | Featuring the Music of . Van WALKER and His Orchestra ADMISSION: Ladies, 50c; Gent's, 75¢ OLD FASHIONED ENGLISH Christmas Dinner TURKEY -- PLUM PUDDING -- CRACKERS AND ALL THE TRIMMINGS SERVED 12 NOON TO 2.30 PM. CHRISTMAS DAY rLEASE PHONE 27 FOR RESERVATIONS COMMERCIAL HOTEL OSHAWA Dancing 9 to 2 a.m. JACK MADDEN AND HIS ORCHESTRA From Toronte Don't Be Disappointed! MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS NOW! ; " Tickets $5.00 (Per Couple) Includes Buffet Luncheon Noisemakers, Hats, etc, Sponsored by Corinthian Club Independent 'Order of Oddfellows TICKETS NOW ON SALE AT BASSETT'S Proceeds Donated to Charity! Dress Optional! A misguided sleuth... What happened to them from coast-to-coast wld happen any fone! BRODERICK CRAWFORD FOR ADDED FRANK McHUGH ® LAFFS ° GEORGE CLEVELAND Li GORDON 'TAE: Map Russian LAST MINUTE SHOPPING? GIVE BOOKS OF XMAS GIFT TICKETS ON SALE Now DANCING Avalon Holiday Dances Ladies 35¢ Christmas Eve "The Piccadilly Club ~ HOTEL GENOSHA Oshawa) Follow the crowd this year snd spend New Year's Eve i iid. here, You'll have the grend- - est time ever! i @® DANCING to 3 am. @® Favors for Men and . Women! @® Noisemakers, Hats, Horns, Etc, Dinner Served 11 to 12 p.m. Make Your Reservations NOW! Clip ang mall 'this coupon to RAN HOTEL GENOSHA New Year's Eve Celebration! Et | ---r Name Address No. of Tickets Required (Tickets $3.75 per person) Enclose Cash or Sheque and Tickets will be Mailed! We are now accepting reservations for Christmas Day Dinner! Phone 3000 - Hotel Ggnosha $0008 00 0000000 RNRORRRRRBRRIROTYS sesstesseens fr ------------ [werES WHERE 70 co F 2 A rn 8 i Christmas Night New Year's Night : PRIZES Gents 40c Cara aa aaa 9:30 'till Morning HATS - HORNS - BALLOONS - PRIZES Admission 1.00 THERE IS ALWAYS A CROWD AT THE AVALON Here it Comes - BACK TO THE SCREEN AGAIN! --HILARIOUS PRIVATE LIFE OF A WOMAN DOCTOR GENE TIERNEY HENRY FONDA THE RETURN OF It's The Most Exciting Western You'll Be Sick From Laughing! phi JOHN CARROLL RUTH HUSSEY CHARLES RUGGLES-ANN RUTHERFORD ESTHER DALE » GRANT MITCHELL « FRANK JENKS Screen Ploy by FREDERICK JACKSON ond MALCOLM STUART BOVIAN nm THE SATURDAY EVENING POST Shy by Robert Carson 1 | Hey KIDS! | Doors Open 11.30 a.m. COME EARLY and see Cartoons SHOWN ONCE ONLY Before Regular Show! IT'S YOUR HOLIDAY ADDED! Special Christmas Attraction! "STAR IN THE NIGHT Don't Miss This! MONDAY TUESDAY CHRISTMAS GIFT TICKETS NOW ON SALE! J LAST DAY: "THREE STRANGERS" with Peter Lorre --AlS0m-- "NORTHWEST ™™R AIL "» 4 In Gorgeous : Color