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- Mromped the run that gave Toronto TODAY'S SPORTING FEATURES Percy Williams Will Retire as a Runner After Olympics Bob. Stephenson - Starred for Montreal Maroons U.S. and Australian Teams Won Davis Cup Matches Nam TODAY'S SPORTING FEATURES New Record of 168 ft,, 3! in. for Javelin Throw, Hamilton Preakness Stakes Being Run Today at Pimlico Oshawa Dukes Open Season here at 3 p.m. TRACK AND FI ELD ATHLETIC MEETS TO BE HELD IN OSHAWA -May Found Association to Sponsor Athletics Church Groups oups Being Ask- ed to Take Part in a Church Track and Field Athletic Assoc.--Leaders of Boys' Group Asked to Communicate With M. M. Hood A proposal that some steps be taken to organize track and field athletics in Oshawa, with the " boy§ groups of the various churches as the basis for organi- # zation, has been proposed and is i being followed up actively by ¢ some of those who are interested. It is their contention that there fare scores of boys and young men § in these church groups who would welcome the opportunity to par- 2 ticipate in track and field work, large ' swith a view to staging a ¥ scale inter-group athletic meet- ing later on in the season. With track facilities avallable at Alex- ¥ andra Park, it is felt that there ig ample opportunity for training, and the proposal {s that weekly £ or bi-weekly training nights, with competitive events, be arranged, and that each group have its own coach to help the boys get in- to form for the big competitions later on. As yet, the proposal has not taken on any definite form, but various church groups are being sounded out with a view to se- curing their participation in a Church Track and Field Athletics Association. One of the thoughts .in the' mind of its sponsors is that there are scores of boys with no organized recreational activi- ties, and that this would provide them with a splendid opportunity . for development. In order to bring the matter to a head M. Mcintyre Hood, who has had considerable experience "in athletic organization, has con- sented to give the boys his as- sistance in organizing the associ- ation. Leaders of any boys' groups in the churches of the city who are interested in the move- , ment sare asked to communicate i with him, at the office of The ! Times, signifying their wiiling- { ness to attend a meeting to talk over the possibilities of organiz- : 'ing in the manner outlined, and ! should the response be sufficient ¢ to warrant further action a meet- + ing will be called to discuss the i whole matter. As it is desired ! to move quickly in organizing the { association, those who are inter- ested should write at once to Mr. Hood, so that the meeting can be heid In the near future. iForonio Won in the Ninth + Toronto, May 14--Warren ("Cur- Iy"") Ogden, who, this time last sea- 150m, wore the uniform of the Maple Leafs, and is a bosom pal of big 1 George Earnshaw of the Philadel- iphia Athletics, was treated to a ibeating' by the present help of his iormer employers at the Stadium syesterday afternoon, + Toiling on the mound for the Jersey City Skeeters he held the Leafs to six hits in eight and two- ithird innings, but the last man who faced him clouted a single to left 'fieJd with the bases full and in _ ia 3 to 2 victory over the Pests and 'Mr. Ogden. Ralph Michaels was the amn who brought defeat to "Curly". He faced the Jersey City pitcher four times previous to the ninth and couldn't get a hit. With two on and two out in the Leafs' halt of the final inning, Ogden decided to risk pitch- ing to him rather than to Tommy Hughes, and so he intentionally passed the latter to fill the bases. But the strategy didn't work, and Marvin Owen trotted in with the winning run when Michaels belted the ball cleanly over the shortstop's head, ° on" $22.50 Scotland Woolen Tailors | 5 KING STREET FAST SAM ROTISH, Manager i ~ ton. Homelike Comforis. Fine loco- Hi tion, one Block to Ocean. Breathe EH Deep the Bracing Ocean Air, Cour- i tery, Polite pand Service gravy gi Jalways in a 1932 Softball Playing Rules A few of the softball umpires' rules and rights might be outlined again for the benefit of both um- pires and players. Fans also should consider the manifold decisions and rulinzs which fall upon the arbiter, and knowing that no man is invin- cible, be less harsh when some of his decisions appear incorrect. The Umpire-in-Chiet is in charge of the game and takes his position back of the catcher. If there is only one umpire at a game, he may take his position any place on the field that he chooses, Besides balls and strikes, the umpire-in-chief shall render base decisions in the following instances: 1, it the ball is hit fair, with a runner on first, he must go to third to take a. possible decision; 2, with more than one base occupied, he shall, on appeal, decide whether or not a runner on third leaves that base before a fly ball is caught; 3, in case of a run- ner being caught between third and home, when more than one base 1s occupied, he shall make the decision on the runner nearest home plate; 4, the umpire-in-chief alone shall have authority to declare a game forfeited, The base wmnpire shall take such positions on the field as are in his judgment best sui ted for rendering base decisions. He shall make deci§ions at first and second bases , and at third except those to be made by the umpire-in-chief in the calling of balks on the pitcher and in enforcing the rules prohibit- mg use of foreig n substances on the ball and * "freak" deliveries. He shall aid the umpire-in-chief 'in ev- cry way, and shall have equal au- thority in removing from the game players who violate the rules There shall be no appeal any decision made by either um- pire, based on their agcuracy of judgment, and no decision shall be reversed except the umpire is con- vinced that it is in violation of one of the rules of the game. Only the manager or captaih of a team has the right to protest against a de- cision, Under no circumstance, shall either umpire criticise or in- terfere with a decision unless asked to do so by his associate. The umpire cannot be changed during a championship game by the consent. of the contesting clubs un- less the official in charge of the field be incapacitated from service by injury or illness. . In all' cases of violation of the rules by player, coach or manager, the penality shall be prompt removal of the offender from the game and grounds, follow- ed by a period of such suspension from actual service in the club as the president of such association may fix. It the offender fails to leave the grounds when so ordered, the umwpire-in-chief may forfeit the game. The umpire must notify the league president within twelve hours of the removal of a player from the game for breaking a playing rule, manager or captain who fails notify the umpire when one player is substituted for another may be removed from the game, ad any player or coach who fails to be seated on his bench within one minute after ordered to do so. The umpire may clear the bench of players, after a warning, if they show disapproval by yelling or mak- inz insulting remarks. The umpire shall ascertain from the home manager of any special ground rules, and he shall so advise the opposing manager and the spec- tators. 'If the opposing manager ob- jects, it rests with the umpire whether such rule shall be enforced. In case of play being suspended for rain or darkness, the umpire may terminate the game at the end of thirty minutes after the suspension starts. "Time" shall not called un- til a play being made at the time is completed, In case of a crowd overrunning the field during a game, the home team is responsible for its clear- ance, and at the end of fifteen min- utes, if it is not cleared, the visit- ing team may claim the game by forfeit, and the umpire must award it to them by a score of nine runs to nothing, no matter what number of innings has been played. of all from to Bob Stephenson Was in Form Forum, Montreal, May 14.-- Montreal Canadiens, league champions, last night, moved into indisputed possession of first 'place in the International Pro- fessional Lacrosse League by de- feating their fellow-citizens, Montreal Maroons, 9 to 4. It was the flying Frenchmen's second straight victory of the season over Dunc Munro's team. The game ranked as about the best of the still-young campaign. It was waged at a fast, hard- checking, but clean pace through- out and, although Canadiens were commanding = lead, the speed of the contest kept in- terest at a peak throughout, Bob Stephenson, bushy-haired attack player, with Maroons last summer, but only making his 1932 debut last night, was one of Maroons' two scoring stars with a goal and an assist. Australia Lead Cuba in Match Havana, May l4--Australia's ten- nis aces, Jack Crawford and Harry 0. Hopman, sailed through Cuba's representatives with the loss of only one set in two matches yesterday, to gain an apparently unbeatable lead in the semi-final. round of Davis Cup competition in the North American zone, After Crawford had trounced Ri- cardo Morales in he opening singles match of the series, 6--3, 6-1, 7--5, Hopman put Australia two up by beating the Cuban cham- pion, Gustave Vollmer, 6-2, 6--I, 4-06, 6--1 J All the players from 'the Adti- podes need now is a victory either in the doubles tomorrow or in one of the final - two singles matches Sunday. Cuba, to escape elimination, must win all three remaining matches, . a seemingly impossible task in view of the excellent play of both Crawford and Hopman, to- day The winner of this series will go to the North American zone finals against the survivor of the United States-Mexico series now in pro- gress at New Orleans. U.S. Team am Lead in Davis Cup 14--"The tennis New Orleans, La, May Davis Cup United States team won the first two singles mat ches from the Mexicans yesterday, at the New Orleans Country Club to take the lead in the semi-finals series of the North American zone Ellsworth Vines, United States champion, - defeated Alfonso Unda, 6--1, 6-2. 6--4, arter Wilrier Alli son won from Ricardo Tapia, ico's top ranking player, 62, 6-3, 6-4. In both matches the Mexicans battled doggedly, and at times bre through the Americans with flashes of brilliant tennis, but the variety of strokes displayed by the United States players was too much for them. Both Vines 'and Allison played careful tennis to outstroke their op ponents, but both had periods of ragged. play, netting easy shots and overdriving the b the hase line ke May Organize Lacrosse Loop Kingston, May '14--Kingston la crosse officials are endeavoring to form a district league and will be gin at Gananoque In order to display the game be fore residents of Gananoque, it is planned , to stage a lacrosse game there on the evening, of May 24, against a team from Brockville. It is hoped by this means to arouse an interest in the game in the Island town, It is expected that there will be sufficient interest in the game by vall to organize a strong league comprising Brockville, Gananoque, Belleville, Napanee and Kingston, and possibly one or . two other places. Percy Williams Will Retire Vancouver, May 14- Bob Graing- er, coach of Percy Williams, in an article under his signature in the Province to-day says: "Win or lose, Percy Williams will retire from competitive sprint run- ning in September, alter the Olym- pics. His mother has just confirm- ed this in a statement to me. Percy had previously intimated his inter- tion to quit, "His retirement would end a sev- en-year track career which has won him first high school, then Domin- jon and Olympic honors, with one world's indoor fecord and a world mark in the 100 metres to his credit. One of his ambitions is to beocme a proficient swimmer and he plans to take a course under my super- vision. For the past six years, he has refrained practically altogether from swimming owing "to the fact that it softens the sprinting muscles. "If he regains his 1930 form Percy will attempt to set. new world's records for 100 yards and tor the 100 metres. With his old form he should easily better his own 100-metre mark of 10 3-10 sec-. onds, He made that time easing up and, under good conditions should finish in at least 10 1-10. seconds. This would give him a 100-yard mark of 9 3-10 seconds, four feet faster than the present time of 9- 2-5 claimed by Frank Wykoff. "I believe Percy would also shat- ter the 220 yards and 200 metres re- cords. "On Monday Percy will leave for Seattle where he will train against University of Washington sprinters. Right now he is hitting a 9 3-5 sec- onds clip in the century and 1 have given him a training schedule to follow which will alow for plenty ot' light but fast workouts." Budding Young Private Detéc- tive ('phoning to chief) --"Mr. MacFlint, the. wanted than, has left for Penzance. Shall I follow him today, or wait for the cheap excursion on Saturday?" Aunt: "The first thing Maud did with her legacy was to buy a dozen new hats." Uncle: "Ah! I was afraid the money would go to her head." | Jr., son of the Mex- Preakness is Being Run Today Baltimore, May 14--Burgoo King, winner of the Kentucky Derby, was named to carry his newly won three-vear-old championship title into competition against 11 crack castern colts in the forty-second running of the $30,000 Preakness a Pimlico to-day, Barring another deluge of rain, such as has soaked the picturesque course the last five days, Burzoo King is expecting to face the bar- rier the favorite at 2-1. If the go- ing is heavy, however, there is a strong chance that E. R. Bradley will scratch his third Derby winner as the son Bubbling Over has no liking for mud, Only two other Derby starters, Mrs. Louis C. Kaufmann's Tick On, and J. J. Robinson's Lucky Tom, were chosen to oppose the King. The remainder of the field, all east- ern-owned horses, earned whatever honors they havé won in races over the Maryland and New York turf The racing strip ave some indi cation of being at least good for Jaltimore's big event when the sun came out to-day. Unless more rain falls bef re post time, about 4 p.m. 5. it is expected the track fast--just the tvpe of going by Burgoo King The s is at one mile and three hives of New Javelin Record Set Hamilton, May 14 -- Featured by performances of Bob Isbister, former Tiger foothall annual feld day of legiate Institute was held stadium here yestetday. the senior indiv- dual championship, created a new Canadian interscholastic record for javelin throw and equalled the standard for the shot put a total of 18 points He three events and finished econd in ope other. In the javelin throw, the steel-tipned spear 8 feet 3 in- ches past the old record, a total listance of 168 feet 3%: inches I'here was no one near him in this event and; in the shot put, he hurl- ed the pellet 46 feet 7 inches to take the honors. His other victory was in the 120 Yards hurdles and he was second in the discus throw, Ball Scores INTERN/ ATIONA! AL LEAGUE Won Lost P.C. vu dP 8 652 % I 10 L630 13 9 591 ++ 14 10 583 Baltimore 14 11 500 Toronto .. «+10 12 A465 Jersey City .... 7 19 .269 Reading ..... ... § 16 238 Friday's Scores Toronto .... 3 Jersey City . Reading % Buffalo .... Rochester ... 3 Newark Baltimore ... 3 Montreal ... NATIONAY, LEAGUE Won Lost .18 7 wo 14 9 14 14 13 PY 3 the star, the Delta Ce at the Civic Isbister, winning the present to accumulate won Ishister sent Newark Montreal Rochester ,. Buffalo Chicago Boston .. .. Cincinnat! .. St. Louis -. . Philadelphia +12 Brooklyn 10 d New York .. . 8 12 Pittsburg . 7 15 Friday' L} } Scores Brooklyn ... 5 Cincinnati Chicago .... 3 Boston ... xSt. Louis .. 8 Philadelphia xTen innings, New York at Pittsburg---rain. AMERICAN LEAGUE Won Lost .18 14 «a 15 +13 P.C 7182 700 .630 691 4556 Washington New York .. Cleveland Detroit .. .. Philadelphia . i the | 16 407 26 182 St. Louis ++ +...11 Chicago +o +0 +s 6 17 Boston .. .. .. 4 18 Friday' s Scores Washington . 7 Detroit .,.. 0 Philadelphia 9 St, Louis .,.. 4 Other games--rain, American 'A'S IN BATTING Philadelphia, May Athletics, and Jimmy particular, fattened their bat- ting averages at the expense of two St. Louis pitchers yesterday as they pounded out a 9 to 4 vic- tory over the Browns, The A's nicked George Blae- holder and Dick Coffman for 17 hits, Foxx getting four singles in five times up. 'Mule' Haas got three hits and 'Mickey' Cochrane his sixth homer of the year. Big George Earnshaw went the fuil nine innings. He, gave six hit and two of the Browns' runs were due to his wildness. CROWDER IN FORM Washington, May 14, Alvin Crowder pitched sterling two-hit ball yesterday to enable the Washington Senators to turn back the rejuvenated Detroit Tig- ers by a score of 7 to 0. In addition to his Crowder drove out a single + triple to. help along the ing, In only three innings were the Detrofters able to man on first, and none reached second, Crowder out five of Bucky' Harris tors. MOOD 14, -- The Foxx in pitching. geor visi National CARDS WIN IN TENTH St. Louis, May 14 The Toujs Card Is slug fo 7 vito over the phia Nationals in a game yesterday to go first division. The Cardinals found and Grabowski for a total of 17 hits, doing their heavy work in the seventh inning when Hen- St Philadel 10-inning back int drick's homer helped produce five | runs to tie the score. lL.ouis pitchers allowed 13 safe- ties, Collins scored the winning run on Todd's muff of Gonzales fly. Five St. DODGERS MAKE TRIPLE PL AY Cincinnati, May 14, -- The first triple play of the -- league season furnished the high spot of the game yesterday as the Brooklyn Dodgers turned back the Reds 5 to 3, In the third inning a hit bats- man and a single put the Cincin- natl - battery, Asbhjornson and Klop on first and second. Doubt- hit lined to Wright. The Brook- lyn shortstop threw to Cuccinelli and caught Ashby off the bag and the relay to Kelly caught Kolp off first, BUSH COMES THROUGH Chicago, May 14. Guy Bush produced one of his mys- tery hits in a ninth-inning rally yesterday to give the Cubs a 3 to 2 victory over -the Boston Braves «and run their lead to three gameg in the National race, The score was tied at two-all, two were out and runners rested on third and first when Bush strode to the plate. Although he hits about four safe blows a year, Manager Rogers Hornsby took a chance and let him bat. He responded with a line drive that rolled against the left cen- ter field bleachers for a double, drivif€ in the winning run. eas- ly. League pennant International KEYS END LOSING STREAK Buffalo, May 14. -- Fred Ben- nett pulled the Readng Keys out NEW MARTIN THEATRE Revival Week~Starts Today TODAY JOE E. BROWN - In "HOLD EVERYTHING" WINNIE LIGHTNER "MONDAY JANET GAYNOR - CHARLES FARRELL In "MERELY MARY ANN" TUESDAY Richard Barthelmess « Constance Bennett In "SON OF THE GODS" ~ WEDNESDAY JACK HOLT . In "DIRIGIBLE" RALPH GRAVES THURSDAY JOE COOK In "RAIN OR SHINE" TRIDAY WILL ROGERS In "A CONNECTICUT, YANKEE" Daily at 2.80=-7.00--9.00 REGULAR PRICES 25¢ A DIFFERENT SHOW EVERY DAY 13.--The King and Queen led the royal proces- sion into the ballroom at Buck- ingham Palace on Tuesday of this week to hold the first court of the seascn at which 800 persons, including 400 debutantes, were presented to Their Majesties be- neath a golden canopy. Save for the Prince of Wales, almost all of the prominent figures of Eng- land's royal and political life were there, The King" room as the London, May strains of "God Save the sounded through the ball- King and Queen en- tered, followed by the Duke and Duchess of York, Prince George, the Countess of Athlone, the Mar- quis and Marchioness of Milford- haven and lady Maud Carnegie, They walked through a back- ground of bright uniforms worn by diplomats of many nations, mingled with the dark full dress of statesmen high in the councils of Britain's Government, The. hall was decorated with red roses, laburnum and hydran- geas. The queen wore an "all- British" gown, embroidered in silver and gold gown with a train and | |'the place a| of these | struck | ed out an 8 | Holley 9 | peared Irish lace and silver lame The King was in the full dress niform of a Colonel-in-Chief of Scots Guard. Brilliant Scene Along the sides of the ballroom the distinguished guests, in- cluding Emir Feisal, son of the King of the Hedjaz, wearing a flowing white and gold burnouse of were Their Majesties Receive at First Court of the Season adorned with precious stones, The men wore black crepe on their MANY TYPES OF WORK FOR WOMEN Club Members Give Details of Some Unusual Callings left arm in mourning for the as- sassinated President, Paul Dou- mer of France. Dame Margaret Lloyd George, Mrs. Stanley Baldwin, Mrs. Ne- ville Chamberlain, Mrs, Walter Runciman, Miss Ishbel MacDon- 21d, daughter of the Prime Minis- ter and others were in the ball- room. Montreal.--Types of work in which they engaged were describ- ed by members of the Business apd Professional Women's Club at a supper meeting. There seems to be a general impression that anyone can do gocial service work, said Miss Dorothy King, case work supervisor of the Fam- ily Welfare Association. People accept the fact that the teacher and nurse require special train- ing, but fail to realize that the same h'olds true with the social worker, Most of those engaged in this profession, she stated, are university graduates with an ad- ditional two years of specialized study, There is actually a short- age of qualified social workers, but at present many applications are received . from those who think that willingness to work is the only requisite. The province of Quebec with 3,100,000 installed horse power representing nearly one-half of the total installed horse power in Canada stands vrst among the provinces of the Dominion, while Canado stands first among the countries of the world in its de- velopment of water power, said Miss S. Agnes Young, of the De- nartment of the Interior and Sec- retary to the chief engineer of water power for the province or Quebec, Experiences in journal- Merry Crowds Tuesday night there was the usual throng and much amuse- ment outside the palace, Those invited sat in a queue of limou- rines awaiting their turn to en- ter the palace, while many thou- ands of persons swarmed through the high gate at the en- trance to the Mall. The crowd of men, women and youths gathered to watch the procession of invited was not a particularly well - mannered throng. Some of them got go close to the limousines that their noses left imprints on the glass of he windows. One very big man held his mall wife above the heads of the crowd that she might see a par- ticularly impressive dowager The wife's loud comment was: Jut she's so fat." Mort of those inside the auto- mobiles, which held the flower of British society, took it all good- naturedly and grinned. Within some of the cars groups of four played bridge. Others were proe videq with sandwiches and vac- uum bottles filled with tea, A few knitted and one woman was tatting. \ Architecture Enters New Era as Chicago Builds for World's Fair Chi Iectur? along {er the | architecture; nroment, not sprawling, ago Creators of arch- | fairyland growing up Chicago's lake shore of- world a new principle in building for the for the years, rectangular of pro- will have disap- six months of the World Fair next They are being fashioned | to last no longer than the life | of their mechanical equipment | for lighting, heating and insula- tion But their designers believe they will contribute lasting revo- lutionary ideas to the craft. Harvey Wiley Corbett, chair man of the architecture commis- says the fair is "'producing end enclosing space at one-tenth the cost of commercial building with the same period of useful- ness." "Current resg exposition within the c.rse of The buildings of the century | | | year, sion, construction manent in structure but not in its accessories," Corbett said. 'Suppose the life of an apartment building is 15 years, of an hotel 20 years, of an office building 25 years, Their equipment is antiguated when their structure is still strong. Louis Skidmore, chief of de- sign, said future architecture will he different "if other architects get the idea." "Application is per- of our principle to general construction would save 50 per cent of building time," he said. "It would permit cary demolition of out-moded buildings and enable construction to keep pace with improvements. We expect to salvage all the steel framework and some of the flooring and wallboard, enough to pay for wrecking the buildings after the fair. "Present construction is out of line wit hother industrial costs, That's why the building industry' is on the rocks. It is too expen- sive to wreck obsolete buildings of a long losing streak here yes- terday afternoon by driving in five runs qn the wings of two successive home runs to give the visitors a 7 to 4 triumph over the Bisong in the second skirmish of the series, Bennett rammed his first with two mates on in the first inning and his second with a mate on in the third, Kraso- vich also poled a circuit blow for the Keys. BEARS BEATEN AGAIN Rochester May 14. -- Roches- ter tightened up the Internation. al League race considerably here yesterday by beating Newark for a second straight win, 8 to 2, The Red Wings trimmed "Bots Ne- kola #0 spoil his mark of four victories and no defeats while they showed "Bud" Teachout in his first start of the year. " "Dixie Walker hit a homer for the Bears, which was follow- ed by a double by Hill, and Bar- rett's single to tie the score in the seventh. Montreal, May 14. -- Royals' winning streak of thirteen straight came to an end yester- day when Ken Holloway turned them back in the third game of the series with Raltimore, 3--2. A great erowd of 5,500 saw Tri- day the thirteenth prove fatal to the Royals. 'Arlett and Stroner, each with two hits, led the Oriole attack. The Royals made a great bid in the eighth and ninth for their fourteenth straight victory, but the best they. could do was one Iu ip the SIE: cogasenia ism were described by Mrs. E. I. Archibald. Miss Catherine Tait told of the training of young girls in the operation of 'the transcrib- ing dictaphone, "At the circus there was a girl who rode beneath the horse, on the horse's neck and almost on his tail." "That's nothing, I did all that the first time I rode a horse." and too hard to persuade the pub- lic they should go. "Television and increasing de- mands of. electricity will make most of the buildings now going up obsolete in a few years." The World Fair buildings are designed to last two to 15 years, although they must be taken down by the spring of 1934 and the land returned to Chicago's South Park Board. Wallboard is the principal material used for exterior as well as interior, Their walls in general will be | 2% inches thick instead of 18 inches as in neighboring strue- tures downtown, They are win- dowless. Absence of windows ng kes construction cheaper, Skidmore said. Thin walls per- mit more floor space. "The ideas are sound," he [| said. "All we need is a good fire test before recommending them unqualified to future construc- tion." dear sir. Patient--Yes; the fee that but hurts, it's paying OSHAWA TENNIS CLUB Fees Reduced Junior & Out of City clas sifications added this sea- son. Organized tennis for all members who desire it re- gardless of their ablity. Special attention given to beginners. Six of the best clay courts in Ontario also Club house facilities for all members. Senior Ladies ......$ 9.00 Senior Men . Junior (Boys and Girls under 18 Jan. 1, 1932) .........c000 4.00 Out of City Membership (10 Mile Limit) Ladies .........oes Men ........cconnee. 7.50 Any member will supply: further details and take ap- plications. Fees payable before June 1st. Otherwise Sr. Ladies $10; Sr. Men $15. First Officer--" 'What was joke about Singleman?" Second: Officer--"Why, the Ma- jor's wife said she'd be glad of his company at her house on Wed- nesday, and the gilly ass took all his men along." the "Have you much variety your boarding-house?" "We have three names for the meals." Herald. in 5.00 different Chicago Patient--Well, now give me gas Dentist--The tooth is out, you can my Starts Monday! HIS NEW LOVE TECHNIQUE ~--threatens to become popular! IT'S DARING TRY IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO You & HARDY "Any Old P