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THE OSHAWA DAILY TIMES, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 1931 LY WA atricias Were And Cataracts Went Down To. Deyeat by 3 to 2 Score PATS. WIN FROM CATS. - 0.H.A. PLAYOFF DATE ARRANGED Better Team pth Goalkeepers Played in . Spectacular Fashion and Thrilled Fans With Their Work -- Rice and Joyce Combined for Two Well: taken Goals wa. "Pate." moved up into a th Guelph Maple Leafs, for 'position in the league standing 2 then they defeated their old rivals, ! Falls' 'Cataracts' last ht at the Arena here in a real ck e which was wit- i pg Ca tors. © score was 3- Sl and just about correctly indicated the margin of play. .On the entire sixty minutes of 'play, the "Pats." wore the better m and bad a little better than alf of the play but the "Cataracts \ owed real form and were always ay much in the running, especial. y during the dying moments of the game, It was a fast game throughout. Play was rugged but Referee "Mike" Rodden kept the players well in check and the penalties were mot as numerous as usual. eams were very evemly match and penalties meant the JAnflle teams were distinctly handicappdd. "All kinds of hockey was exhibi during the three periods but at/no {me was the game really slow or uninteresting. Fine Goal Tending Practically all of the five tallies yegistered during the evening's pers ormance came as the result of com- bined attacks and the fans had plen- ty of opportunity to voice their ap- ' puroval. The feature of the game was the splendid exhibition of goal- minding given by both goalies, Freddie Faught, the homester and "Bud" Fisher, the visiting custo- dian, both played superlative hoc- key at their positions and the play- ers showed clearly why goals are as the proverbial '"hen's teeth." They sa some wonder- ful shots and the fans were thrilled y their work. © "Stanhope, Rice, Joyce, Hamel and Lott were the pick of the Oshawa forwards while Sullivan, LaRoche, untz and Matte were the best among the visiting aggregation. 'Sullivan attracted the attention of the fans with his clever checking and play-making. McLeod and Moore both played a very aggressive {| | game but they were both held pret. I" ty well in check by the 'Pats. "The "Pats." meet their closest ri wals, Guelph Maple Leafs, in that tonight and {f they continue to show thie same speed and brilliant abination work, they should be to move up still another step the league Lp) by about pL Play opened carefully and Joe. Matte made the first tive rush, y opened up fast and soon both ms were surging up and down ice. Joyce and Rice combined a nice try, Fisher and Faught both made several fine saves. Hamel tried two long shots and the next time he split the defence and almost broke through. Lott worked hard and both he and Ham. ol gave Fisher some close calls. Sul- Jivan gave Westlake a fine pass and the latter almost deflected the rub- "ber into the Oshawa net. Play "heated up and Rice and Moore be- gan to exchange verbal checks as well as other types. Rice fooled the entire team hut the angle was too sharp and Fisher around the visitors' 'net. Both teams continued at top. speed but they were evenly matched and the rival defences held firm. Kuntz drew the first penalty of the game 'or holding Hamel, when the latter was ready to break away, Faught followed a few seconds later with a brilliant save, Joe. Matte followed to the fence a few seconds later when he tripped Lott. With a two- man advantage, Oshawa swept the "Cataracts" behind their own line but the bell stopped them from making much headway. 0-0. wa Opens Scoring = A minute after play had started, Kwannie drew a ) poualty for handl- ing the puck. went to the fence and LaRoche took. his place. A few seconds later, Oshawa scored the first goal of the game when Rice ed out to Joyce and he batted ft in. Stanhope and Rice both had royal chances but Fisher made a couple of wonderful saves. Rice broke through alone and again Fisher saved, The visitors were at tull strength but still Oshawa kept them hemmgd in behind their ow blue line. ice drew a penalty and that spollgd the effect. Westwake was throjgh alone on a pass from Sullivan/but Freddie Faught made us save. Niagara Falls pressed hard but Faught held them at bay with a beautiful display of goal-minding. Colquhoun tripped Manners when checking him and was sent off. The visitors pressed hard but stellar work by Hamel helped keep them out. With a full team again, Oshawa went to work and Stanhope almost scored on a.pass from Joyce, Oshawa's second goal was a beau tiful play. Rice flashed up the ice, crossed to the right corner and then made a lovely pass to centre. Joyce stopped the rubber and then calm- ly flipped it past Fisher. 2-0. Davey had been off for repairs and a few seconds after he came back on, McLeod gave him a vicious cut across the legs and he went down. McLeod was penalized. Oshawa completely dominated the play and only Fisher's fine work prevented more goals. McLeod came back on. Sullivan missed an open net with his backhand shot. Play slowed down just a little as the players tired and the period ended with the score still, Oshawa 2, Nagara Falls 0. Goals Come Fast Play opened fast with Oshawa taking the offensive. Both teams tried hard to bulge the hemp, The pace was fast and rugged and the players were apparently feeling the drag. LaRoche scored the first goal for the visitors when he took a pass from Sullivan and flipped it past Faught. 2-1.° A minute later Hamel took tlie rubber from Sullivan, worked In close and then let go with a swell shot. Fisher didn't see it until it was too late. Oshawa J, Niagara Falls 1. Kuntz scored for the "Cataracts" when he circled the defence and sent a pass out to centre. The puck glanced In underneath Faught into the net. 3-2. ' Hockey Results . The scores of the liockey games played yesterday were as follows: National League Canadiens .., 2 Maple Leafs . Rangers ..... 8 Montreal ... Americans ... 4 Ottawa +... Boston ...... 7 Detroit «ss. International League Windsor ..... 4 Pittsburg ... Ontario League 8 Niagara 7. Canadian-American League Philadelphia .. 1 Boston ... OHA. Intermediate Walkerton +.. 5 Owen Sound Trenton 4 Kingston ... | Kitchener ,.. 8 Brantford .. Chatham .. '6 Glencoe .... Clinton ...... 2 Exeter ..... Dunnville .... Jordan ..... REE 1 O.H.A. Junior Toronto C.C. .. 4 Marlboros ,. Wost Toronto . 2 Native Sons . Orillia «vv... 3 Parry Sound Guelph J..svv 3 Listowel ... London-..... 5 Woodstock .. Leafs Taken For Ride by Canadiens Montreal, Feb, 4,-~The Cana- diens took Toronto Maple Leafs for a merry ride last night and dumped them off at the wrong end of a 2 to 1 score after one of the most hectic National League at- tractions here this season. It was a fast game, and the Canadiens eaglly had the better of it, Toronto looked like a beaten team and the Canadiens made it hot for Chabot with long shots. Nevertheless the Canadiens' de- fence was on the job and turned back the thrusts of Cotton, Clancy, Blair and Primeau again and again. Hainsworth' seemed un- beatable in the Canuck goals. The game was still pretty much of a Donnybrook, though penaltics were not so numerous. Canadiens took to ragging. ORME GAMSBY'S TEAM TOPLAY AT PORT HOPE (By Staff Correspondent) Orono, Feb. 4.--Orme Gamshy's Ramblers are scheduled to lock horns with the fast Port Hope Jun- fors at Orono on Friday night, next. The game bids fair to be one of the best of the season as Orme has an up and coming ag- gregation of puck chasers, while Port Hope are a fast breaking, hard-checking team that are hard to beat at any time. There will be skating after the game. All skat- and hockey enthusiasts should take in the game as they are assured of a fine evening's sport and enjoy- ment, 1 0 2 2 1 2 0 4 2 1 2 1 0 0 1 2 1 0 'STIRLING HOLDS LEAD Belleville, Feb, 4.--S8tirling now "olds a commanding lead at the top of the Trent Valley Hockey league following thelr 2-1 victory over Madoc, There is a merry race for second place. Tweed hav- Moore and Stanhope drew penal ties together. A beautiful combin- ation play gave Westwake only | Faught to beat and he missed the! net. Webtwake boarded Joyce and he was sent off. He deserved his nenalty. A few geconds later, Joyce missed v clear shot on "a pass from Rice "lay was fast and rugged with the i«itors trying despevately to score | "ofr third goal. Oshawa battled | ot as hard to hold them out and saved, A few hectic moments en sued with the "Pats." buzzing lf'Manners; r.w., Kuntz; 5 to 4. Lo 'heim, the group leaders. or. ttle, 1t looks as thougly | though the Huskies have' two Ye elock went on its rounds. Tott eaught them napping and 'most heat Fisher with a back 1der., Hamel drew a penalty for neeidental trip and Oshawa wen! siting, a man short. The bel nd the puck in the Oshawa cor | » and the score 3-2 for Oshawa. | The teams: . | Oshawa "Pats." Goal, Faught: | defence, Davey and Green; centre. ! Rice, r.w., Stanhope: lw., Joyce; | alternates, Lott, Mclllwain, Hamel | and Colquhoun, 4 Niagara Falls--Goal, Fisher; de- 'ence, Moore and Matte; centre, Lw., Me- Teod; alternates, Kwasnfe, Sulll 'an, Westwake and LaRoche. Referee--"'Mike" Rodden, Toron to. WALKERTON PLAYS OFF Owen Sound, Feb. 4.--In a list ass exhibition of hockey hefe to- ght Walkerton intermediates de- *eated Owen Sound by a score of T.1.0. HAVE LEAD Toronto, Feb, 4.--Speed . and ystem were two essentials that gave Toronto Canoe Club a 4 to 0 win over Marlboros in the: first game of the Big Four junior O.H, A group playoffs at the Arena Gardens last night. . - TIED IN GROUP Chatham, Feb. 4, -- Chatham Green Shirts beat Glencoe hore last evening 6 to 2 in an O.H.A. inter- mediate game and as a result the two teams are now tied for sec- ond place in the standing of group Twelve and will have to play off to decide a winner to meet Blen- TIGHT RACE IN NORTH Chapleau, Feb. 4. -- Chapleau Huskies defeated the group-lead- dng Soo Groyhounds here last night by 4 to 1 in the greatest N.O.H.A. game on local co this season. Now only one game behind the Grey- for the southern group a decision | will not be reached beforo mest Tuesday's game at the Soo, al- 'with Sudbury over the | ing advanced a game on Madoc ns a result of their 4-2 win over Prankford. ORILLIA WINS GROUP Orillia, Feb, 4.--Despite gallant forts by the Parry Sound sextet rillia earried tho district honors y a score of 3 to 2 in the final unfor O.H.A. playoff in Coldwater 'ast night. Soft ice made comb! dation play difficult for both ms. AMERICANS KEEPING UP Ottawa, Feb, 4.--New York Am- ricans are rapping loudly at the loor leading to the National Hoc- ey League Championship play- offs. They amazed the Ottawa fenaters with a ferocious attack ' here last night to win 4-2, and draw up to within a single point of the Montreal Maroons, tenants of third place in the Canadian sec- tion standing. ---- -- -- ---- BRUINS' 100th GOAL, Boston, Fob, 4.--The Bruins ged their 100th goal of the sea- son here last night while riding roughshod over the Detroit I'al- cons for a 7 to 2 victory In a Na- ffonal Hockey League game, KITCHENER ADVANCE Parls, Feb. 4.--Kitchener inter- modiates will play Paris in the semi-finals of O.H.A, group No. 10. This was assured here last evening when the Kitchener team defeat. ed Brantford 3 to 1 in a sudden death game. Paris plays in Kite chener Thursday and back here Monday. WOODSTOCK JUNIORS 108K Woodstock, Feb, 4. --= Scoring four goals in the last period Lon- don Nippers administered a 65-0 defeat to the Woodstock juniors here last night In the first of the home and home games to decide fhe O0.H.A, Junior group champion ship. MAROONS WHITEWASHED New York, Feb, 4.--~The New York Rangers came out of their slump tonight and defeated the Montreal Maroons 3 to 0 for their first National Hockey League vie- tory in more than two weeks. The triumph loft them only a point be- hind the Detroit Falcons, thi place holders in the American pH vision, a "Your son has'a great thirgt: knowledge. Where did he Puy fred "Mother: . "He gets the know- which may or may not upset the dope. ah ledge from me and the thirst from his father." 3 | QPORT SNAPSHOTQ . A Couple of Tough Breaks The local intermediate team suffered two, reverses in quick succession «in last night's practice, when Tommy Johnson and Chuck MacDonald were © injured, MacDonald crashed into Tommy and broke two bones in his left hand, Dr. B. J, Hazlewood, the club physician, stated to-day that it 'would be at least three weeks before MacDonald would be able to mix it up with the lads again. Shortly after this Densem and Johnson got: in. a tangle over a loose puck and Densem's stick flew up and carved: Tommy beautifully across the mouth. It was a very nasty gash but Dr, Hazle- wood believes that it will be in shape for the first game in Peterborough Thursday night, and if not that soon, then in time for the return game here next Saturday night, = he Ld Referee "Army" Armstrong Says About Peterboro Army Armstrong, popular local hockey official, dropped into the office yesterday for a chat about this re-vamped Peterboro. team, which the locals meet to-morrow in Peterborough and back here next Saturday night, Local fans will recall that Oshawa turned the Petes back quite handily at the first of the season in two straight games, but according to Army, they will not have any team party in doing so again. He says that he has never seen a team improve so rapidly in every department of the game. Well, when you figure that they defeated Bowmanville in three straight games, two of which were on Bowmanville ice, it be- gins to look as if Army isn't talking through his hat at all," and that the locals had better look to their. knitting when they meet up with these Petes, » LJ * LJ Referee Bert Hedges Says About the Juniors After Monday night's tussle with Trenton, Referee Bert Hedges was loud in his praise for the local junior team, He complimented them on the gentlemanly manner in which they conducted themselves on the ice and said that they were as a nice a bunch of kids to handle as he has ever had the pleasure to meet. But the remark that caught our fancy had to do with their playing. He said that so far this season (and rest assured his experience is wide) he has yet to see. ag smart a back-checking forward line or as hard a hitting defense as that which is presented by the Oshawa City Juniors. This must indeed be gratify- ing to Messrs. Randall and Munroe who are spending so much time and energy in this direction. At present the atorementioned gentlemen are drilling their brood in anticipation of their play-off with Jack Gunn's Kids from Bowmanville next Friday in Bowmanville and back here next Monday night, providing of course, Bowmanville beat Trenton tonight. LJ . » . . A Chance to Climb The Oshawa Pats, have a great chance to climb in the Ontario League this week. They made a start last night by defeating the Nia- gara Falls Cataracts in a good game to watch, and are tied with Guelph in the cellar position. To-night they go to Guelph to meet the Maple Leafs, and a win there would lift them up the ladder a little. Then on Friday evening the Stratford team will be here, and another win against the Nationals would help a lot to bring the Pats, up into the playoff zone once again. It is about time the hard-luck jinx was définitely shaken off, and nothing would please the fans better than to see the Pats get into a real winning streak LJ . * Not Out Yet The Oshawa curlers struck strong opposition in the Ontario 'Tan- kard games at Toronto yesterday morning, the Sarma rinks being note. as tough propositions in a series of this kind. The locals, however, are still in the hunt for the Burden Trophy, but they will have to be right on to get past the Orillia rinks in the second round. If they over- come Orillia, then there will be hopes of the Burden Trophy coming to Oshawa, although Dick Butler and the Lindsay rinks have also to be reckoned with, With cream of the curlers of the province in these competitions, it is an honor worth having to come home with any of the honors that are handed out to the winners. \4 . - LJ 0. R. F. U, Meeting The Blue Devils will probably be represented at the annual meeting of the O.RF.U. which is to be held in Toronto on Feb. 14, Discussion of the onside pass rule, which has been adopted in the Intercollegiate Union, will be one of the features of the meeting. It is also noted that crests are to be presented to all group winners, but, strange to say, the name of the Oshawa Blue Devils' team is omitted from the list in the Toronto morning 'papers, Surely they haven't forgotten that the Blue Devils won their group. That Gift Fund By the way, no one else seems interested in making contributions to the fund to provide recognition for the Blue Devils, in honor of their Ontario championship, The fund now stands at $38.00, far from suf- ficient to start anything, and unless it 1s substantially increased in the near future, then we will have no alternative but to return the dona- tions to the contributors, and call the whole thing off. And that would be "Bad." Oshawa Curlers Defeated by J. C. Barr C. R. Bailes A. Gardiner D. B. Carlyle H. J. Watson 17 W, Coad ....7 A. G. Wanless J, Thompson . A. J. Chester R. McCullough J. M. Hunt C. M. Anderson Col. McKenzie 18 Majority for Sarnia 14 shots, By ends: ! Watson The two Sarnia rinks, skipped by H, J. Watson and Col. Mac- fe, proved too strong for the rinks skipped by W. H. d W, A, Coad in the On- tario. Tdpkard first round in To. ronto yesterday, and the local players went down to defeat by a margin of \fourteen shots. In the Burden trophy competition, how- Sarnia in Tankard Game But Advance in Burden Cup Play W.H, Ross 14 ever, the Oshawa rinks advanced to the second round, defeating two rinks from Guelph by a mar- gin of eight shots, and now mept the strong Orillia rinks this morn. fog to decide which club will enter the semi-finals, The Sarnia rinks which defeated Oshawa went on into the Tankard somi.finals, along Hamilton Vie. torias, Toronto Granites and Galt, #0 that the local rinks have noth- ing to feel ashamed of in losing in their first round game. They face a tough position, how- ever, in the Orillia rinks skipped by J. BE. Hinds ang Dr, J, H. Har- vie this morning, snd will do well to pull through imto ' the semi. final round, - The scores In the the Oshawa rinks. terday are as follows: ONTARIO TANKARD Trophy, First Round Sarnia Oshawa R, Smith ¥. Carswell " mes in which k part yes. | 022 232 110 210 100 0--17 d 100 000<F01 001 021 1-- 7 MacKenzie 003 110 220 020 304 0-18 Ross 110 001 002 102 030 3-14 Barden Trophy--First Round Oshawa, Guelph W. Coad ...24 C, Peacock ,.11 W. H. Ross 8 H. Mahoney ..13 Total ....32 Total .......24 Majority for Oshawa eight shots. Today's Draw The complete draw for today's games in the tournament is as ollows: Ontario Tankard Semi-final at Toronto, 9.30, Hamilton Victorias v. Sarnia, Toronto Granits v. Galt, Barden Trdphy Second Round at Granites, 9.20. Oshaws v. Orilfa. Stouftville v. Stratford. Second Round at Oakwood, 9.30. Grand Valley v. Lindsay. Hockey Records The standngs of the clubs in the vurious professional hockey leagues, including games played last night, are as follows: NATIONAL Canadian Section PWL «2019 1 3016 10 PY Canadiens Maple Leafs b Montreal ...301412 4 Americans ..2812 9 7 Ottawa «+29 522 2 American Bection Boston ....3019 7 41 Chicago ....2716 9 2 Detroit «+29'1312 4 Rangers ....301118 7 Philadelphia .30 226 2 INTERNATIONAL PWILT'F APts 5 3 43 1 -~ ce Buffalo Windsor London Cleveland Pittsburg Detroit Syracuse ....!: ONTARIO Pw 16 9 Niagara Falls 16 7 Kitchener ,.15 7 Stratford «15 17 Guelph d5 6 14444 13 Oshawa ....156 6 138937 138 This Week's Games Wednesday---Oshawa at Guelph, Kitchener at Niagara Falls, Galt at Stratford. Friday-S8tratford Guelph at Galt. Saturday-----Niagara Falls at Kitch- ed Anno -3 Dee ~ 7 © A Pts 47 19 37 16 63 16 643 14 as one's 3 b 3 4 6 1 3 T 1 2 1 0 oo oo oe~3 CO at Oshawa, Wi' Besom and Stane COBOURG WIN JUNIOR GROUP Cobourg, Feb. 4,--Rinks from Oshawa, Campbellforqa and Belle. ville failed to appear yesterday for the junior Tankard, and only one game was played. Cobourg de- feated Colborne, 23-14. Score: Cobourg Colborne J. Mitchell G. Waller C. Gould J. Posts J. Hayden W. Willoughby G. Mitchell W. Fowler ...14 EXTREMISTS GIVEN REBUFF BY SCULLIN One Left Out of Cabinet By Reshuffle in Crisis at Canberra 23 Canberra, Australia, Feb, 4.-- Prime Minister James Scullin yes- terday reshuffled his Cabinet and administered a rebuff to the extre- mists within his Labor Party by falling to include one of their rep- resentatives in the new appcint- ments. The Premier accepted the resign- ations of Hon. J. E. Fenton ana Hon. J. A, Lyons. He appointed Hon. A. E. Green, Defense Minister, to replace Mr. Lyons as Postmaster- General and Minister for Works and Railways. Hon. F. M. Forde, minister without portfolio, replaces Mr, Fenton as Minister for Customs, The denfence portfolio was handed to Senator Joseph Daly, who is al- ready vice-president of the Execu- tive Council, Mr, Fenton and Mr. Lyons re- signed in protest against the re-en- try to the cabinet of Hon. E. G. Theodore, former Federal Treasur- er, who resigned from the post last summer after charges against his former Queensland Government in connection with the purchase of coal mines, ' Revenue Shows Drop Despite the many importatant changes effected in"the customs tar. {ff by the Scullin administration, a decrease of $26,676,000 ts shown in the revenues for the first seven months of the present fiscal year, as compared with the same period last year, Revenues for January, 1931, was $12,005,000, as compared with $16,845,000 in January, 1930, The revenue for the first seven months of the fiscal year 1930-31 amounts to $89,120,000, as compar. ed with $115,795,000 in the first seven months of 1929-30. Serious Reverse Sydney, Australia, Feb, 2.--A serious reverse for the Scullin La- bor Government was seen today in the victory of the Nationalist (Op- position) Party in the Parkeg)con« stituency by-election. The Nation alist candidate, Mare, captured the seat from Labor by a majority or 8,833 votes, Butwithstanding the fact that Prime Minister J. H, Scul- lin took an active part in the cam- paign. The Prime Minister, in an inter- view after the result was announces od over the week-end, professed not to have been surprised by thé reverse, but other members of the Cabinet have made no secret of their dismay, They have, how= ever, sought consolation in the fact that sp 1 factors tended to in- crease the Nationalist total, The majority of the Cabinet hold the View that the Government suffered a stinging defeat and dou whether, if a general election were held now, Labor could a ma~ jority, Some Ministers al the re-appointment of Hon, E, G. Theo~ dore, as Federal Treasurer, after he Ye CARI W Lump R (© Decide Group Intermediates and Juniors Ready For Final Series to "* Intermediates Play in Peter- boro on Thursday and Back Here on Saturday -- Juniors Likely to Play in Bowmanville Friday and at Home Next Monday The playoff dates are now' fixed, and Oshawa's two OJH.A, teams, intermediate and Junior, are all set for the final series which will decide the group titles, and en. title the winners to go on into the O.H.A. semi-final playoffs. The intermediates are ahead of the juniors, in that they know who their opponents will be. They have drawn the much-improved Peter. bor ean, and the boys from the Lift.lock city are riding the crest of the wave right now. The first game of the series is to be played at Peterboro on Thursday even. ing, with the return game at the Oshawa Arena on Saturday night. While Oshawa will miss McDonald, who was Injured in practice and will be unable to play, and may have to do without the services of Tommy Johnston in the first of "ad been asked to resign following he breaking of the Mungana mines 'candal last summer, and the re- vignation of Hon. J. E. Lyons, in nrotest, has gone more against the (Government than any recent factor, It 1s generally recognized that the holders of doubtful seats will not demand a toning down of the Government's policy and avoidance, at all costs, of the election which the Government has, up to now, been courting; The Senate, too, will be in a much better position to dictate to the Government and the hostile majority there might hold up Government business with a view to forcing an appeal to the country, The members of the Sen. ate are particularly incensed at the restoration of Mr. Theodore to his Cabinet position which was brought about by Premier Scullin's eager- ness to conciliate the Labor Extrem- ists, among whom the influence of Theodore was, and is, still strong, It now appears that in the hold- ing out an olive branch to the dis- satisfled element of his party, Mr. Scullin has alienated the sympathy of the men who are, ordinarily, his strongest regular supporters, has intensified two-fold the Opposition and campaign of the Nationalists and has arpused the Senate to a pitch of unrelenting hostility, Championships these games, they will present a strong lineup, and every membo, of the team is confident that a comfortable lead will be secured in Peterboro to carry them through the series, The juniors will know, after to night's game at Bowmanville, whether they are to meet the Bow. manville team, or whether there will be a playoff between Trenton and Bowmanville to decide second place. Bowmanville, however, should come out on top, and ar. rangements have been made 10 play the first game at Bowman. ville,on Friday evening, with the return game at Oshawa on Monday next. Should Trenton Win, of course, that will be all off, and a change will be necessary, but the juniors are looking for a Bowman ville victory, and are all set for a game on Friday. With both teams to the playoff the management of the teams is looking for much better suppoit from the fans, and there arc hopes for good crowds at the Arena on Saturday and Monday evenings, -------------- "Were you one of the many 100!- ing with the stock market?" "Not me. I was serious, market did the fooling." The Speed Cop: "H'm Do you know this is last year's licence?" The Fair Novice;"Of course, This is last year's car." Discussing the trade cycles, Sam Hill in The Cincinnati Enquirer, says what the country needs 1s a buy-eycle. Well. all it hds to do is use its try-cycle. thy It 1s now declared that baldness is handed down from father to gon. From a-parent with no hair apparont to his helr apparent? The business man retired and wont to live in the country. In due course a neighbor called on his wife, She sald: "I hear your husband has taken up hunting. Do you approve of that?" "I don't know about approving," sald the sportsman's wife, "but it makes life more exciting, We nev- er know which to expect home first, my husband or the horse." Bookkeeper--1 am 'reckoning on a risq in the new year. Chief---You have reckoned wrongly, and a bookkeeper who re- ckons wrongly is no use to me-you are fired! TODAY The Picture of 1000 Thrills "THE CAT CREEPS" Wit ho Helen Twelvetrees Raymond Hackett, Added N nF, AT CARR in "Trader Ginsberg" OFFICE STEPS Musicomedy YOX NEWS Regent