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LATER SEASO DBD 2 DT TE hE ES 2 2 EY ed TD BB Lin ~ NOW FOR DEER) Cannot Be "Shot North Transcontinental Before Of interest to members of the Oshawa Hunt Club and other local Nimrods are one or two amend- ments of an important character em- bodied in an act brought before the Legislature Monday so amend the Ontario Game and Pisheries Act. Under the enew bill the deer seas on north of the Transcontinental Rallway will be from September 15 to November 15, inclusive, The part- ridge season will be from November 5 toNovember 20, except north and west of the French and Mattawa Rivers, where the season will he from October 15 to November 20, in- clusive. A clause ip the new act sets forth that no person shall kill or have in his possession any more than 10 partridges in any one year. Another clause enacts that no person shall kill or take more than 25 wild ducks in any one day, and not more than 200 in any one year. A new clause ig as tollowe: 'No deer, moose, reindeer, caribou, or | any game birds, shall be trapped or taken by means of traps, nets, snares, baited line or other similar contrivance, nor shall ;such traps, nets, spares, baited lines or other contrivances be set for them, or any of them, at any time, and, if so set 'may bé destroyed by any person without incurring any liability for so doing." News of Nearby Continued from page 7 J. Luke, H. L. Pascoe and Wes. Hos- kin; solo by Mrs. Thos. Scott; "A Mock Trial" by Ross Lee, Wm. Mountjoy, Harvey Pascoe, . Harvey Crossman, AMert Luke, Harold Werry, Augusta Luke and Gladys Crossman; a dialogue entitled "Aw- ful Boots" by Miss Beatrice Mount- Joy, Harold Mountjoy, Arthur Harvey and Fabian Conlin apd readings by Miss Lorraine Mason and Miss Doris Barrowclough elocutionists of Osh- awa. The entire program was good and was much enjoyed by all. Mrs. Wm. Derby has returned home from Maple Groves. We are sorry to hear she will have to carry her arm in a sling for several weeks yet. We are glad to report that Mrs, | Wm. Batty is making rapid progress | toward recovery. Miss J. McGregor, Oshawa. spent Sunday at John McGregor's. Mr. and Mrs. F. Power, Columbus, ! were visitors at John Lee's on Sun- | y. The Kedron Mutual Benefeit So- ciety will hold their last meeting of the season on Friday night, April 28th. There will be a treat and a good time is in store for all. Rev. E. W. Rowland delivered a splendid discourse here on Sunday last on "The Shepherd and His Sheep," and will continue his series of sermons mext Sunday. The sub- ject will be "The Lost Sheep." Mr. and 'Mrs. H. L. Pascoe spent Sunday with relatives at Oromo. Mr. and Mrs. Thos. saortridge of Columbus and Mr: EfGe Grills of | Torouto spent Tuesday at A. D. Va uf Dyke's. { Mrs. A. L. Pascoe, of Solina, visit- | ed with relatives here. Master Walton Pascoe spent 5 few days with his sister, Mrs. Wallace Scott Enfield. Miss Edith Peardon spent a few days with friends in Toronto. MR. FORD'S CHANCES Topeka State Journal: It is being charged that Henry Ford is 2a candi- date for the presidency. To desire the office of President is a laudable ambition and the office is open to any native-born citizen of the re- quisite age who cam get it Mr. Ford's ambition in This direction, if he have any, may never be gratified but it cannot be denied that the ap-| plication of some of his business methods to the administmagion of Government would be a fine thing. if he could commend, the support of all the persons who drive his cars he would be a formidable candidate. | WISE and -- OTHERWISE SUGAR COATED PILLS OF WIS. DOM By Aesop, Jr, The Wicked Oat All who sing are not soloists, * * » A switeh in time from crime, ' saves youths LJ LJ] As Some people limit their exercise to jumping at conclusions, LJ LJ J When cats fight they scratcli-as- scrateh-can, LJ LJ] * You can't alw.)s detect a crook by his appearance or his look. . Ld Ld A clear conscience is a guide that never errs. - * ¥ Doubt not lest we be doubted, » ' Ld Better he honest than clever, a --'Aesop's Film Fables" Fable Funnery Telegrams carry messages of seri- ous nature, brief in content, and to the point. Aesop made a reputation for himself by putting over brief and witty fables right to the point. In- spired by the cartoon movie versions of the ancient fabulist's brain throbs the following paragraphs have been contrived to fablegram merry mes: sages: . * LJ] Venus and Cat Fablegham: A news dispatch THE RAZOR THAT SHARPENS ITS OWN BLADES Model C Valet AutoStrop Razor Outfit consists of a self-stropping razor, three genuine V al et AutoStrop blades and one selected strop. Razor and blades are contained in an attractive metal case. All contained in a lithographed carton----com- plete for $1.00. MODEL C Valet AutoStrop Razor W. H. KARN 26 King St. E. PHONE 378 ------ NEXT MONDAY AND TUESDAY states that a school teacher " broke her neck while. trying to comb a snarl out of her hair, Moral: Bob it. --*'""Aesop's Film Fables" LJ LJ . . Tiger and Donkey Fablegram: Two gentlemen start to talk-er-about the weather, They argue-gesticulate-hit- pound-one gets the better, Mdral: Don't grgue with your hands. 1) --'""Aesop"s Film Fables" Conceited Donkey Fablegram: Egg salad before him at eatery- -looks like wonderful stuff, He sprinkles it with seasoning-top off pepper ~ shaker- -pep, more than enough, Moral: Watch your pep. --'"Aesop's Film Fables" * LJ hd Lion and Mouse Fablegram: Flapper maid dances neat, She meets a college chap, He stepsen)) oyer her feet. "THE SHEIK'S WIFE" Elite INTRODUCING MISS LOWES Lady in Charge of the Beauty (Bradley Block) Parlor - The Elite is Oshawa's original and only up4o-date Beauty Parlor, with every appointment for prompt She gives him ° 'a peppy am Moral: Step begets pep. ~-'*Aegop's Film Fables" \d » Ld Scrambling Yolks and Jokes Sufficient unto the lay ls the hen's cackle thereof and sufficient unto the pay is the price the dealer charges therefor. Eggs are a commodity, com- mon in need 'but high-brow in cost. If the hen had to pay for all the fine feathers she is dolled-up in and re- ceived some of the coin jingled over the storekeeper"s counter we might feel more appeased in meeting egg charges, But it's the middleman who gets the gold out of the eggs. And he does not kill his goose like the farmer in one of "Aesop's Film Fables". What he does not sell to- day he puts in cold storage for a year or two from tomorrow. Christopher Columbus did marvelous tricks with eggs and so do hoarding house and restaurant cooks. Scrambled, fried, boiled, and poached eggs tickle our Four Specials From Our| Ready-to-Wear COAT, SUIT or FANCY SKIRT Will Be Able To Save Many Dollars LJ - palates, And Jokes & about eggs sereen- ed in "Topics of the Day" Films tickle our risibles, Of course, there are some of us who do not relish eggs as a diet, but we all can enjoy this scrambling. of yolks and jokes. * # ® Playing Safe Binks (to shopkeeper) --Have you got any eggs that you can gaurantee there are no chickens in? Grocer (pausing for moment) -- Yes, sir -- duek eggs. --Pearson's Weekly * NE * Cautious Housewife --How do you tell bad eggs? Grocer -- 1 never spoke to one, but if I did have anything to tell a bad egg I'd hreak it gently! --Sun- shine Bulletin + Ll -. Kids' Repartee May --Our pet hen, Beatrice, laid two little eggs yesterday.' Ray --That's nothing much, My dad's goin' to lay a big corner stone tomorrow. --*"Topics of the Day" Films \ Ad * LJ Extra Treat Diner --Waliter, there's a chicken in this egg! Waiter --8h! Not so loud- - the proprieter will hear you and charge you extra for fowl, --McKeesport (Pa.) Daily News Double Order Little Paul was visiting and when he came down to breakfast for the first time his hostess asked: "Paul, how do you like your eggs boiled?" "Two at a time, please' ma'am." was Paul's response. --Daily Ameri- can Tribune Ld LJ LJ Little Aged Waiter (solicitously) - Anything Diner - Wrong? 1 should say so. 1 asked you to bring me a three- minute egg and you've brought me a three-year one. --Boston Transeript Ll . * Fair Exchange Eashier =This money is no geed. Customer --That's all right; keep x The eggs weren't either. --Jugsg- er SUGAR COATED PILLS OF WISDOM By Aesop, Jr. The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing If you can't vamp try flattery. LJ LJ Ld All dumb-bells are not nasiums, ' LJ * LJ Don't mistake laziness for leisure. LJ * LJ It may be gold that glitters. in gym wrong, sir? These are Irresistible Bargains, and every woman who is going to need a "Aesop's Film Fables." 12 Only. spun Suits. New Suits at $18.50 & $25.00 Navy and Black Tailored or Fancy. 4 were $40.00 each, 6 were $39.00, 4 were $35.00. Any of these 14 Suits, your choice $25.00. "Suits Fancy Braided, including 2 Home- Regular $35.00. Chale for $18.50. Braided Styles in these. 20 New Spring Coats $15.00 Fawns and Blues, in all wool velours. lined. Some half-lined. All new. Many Pretty All good value at $25.00. Choice for $15.00 Some full neck. 10 Dozen New Voile Waists $2.90 These are very beautiful Waists, made of fine English Voiles, in White with Plauen and Cluny Lace Trim- ming. Long or Short Sleeves. Several styles of Reg. $3.75 to $4.50. Special $2.90. two alike. color under pleat. Fancy Pleated Skirts $9.75 12 Pretty New Pleated Skirts in a good variety. No Made of all wool materials. Reg. Prices to $13.50. Choice for $9.75. Contrasting These 4 Specials will be displayed in our Windows Thursday Night. Newest Ideas. ao rE ri aod Childees. Not only will you like the Hats but when you see the small price on. the tickets you will be eves Trimmed Hats, Sailor Hats and Girls' 6 to 14 Year Hats more pleased, Department 2nd Floor We were there and purchased a very pl but you will be delighted with these new lines for See them in Ready to Wear Hundreds of New Eats "The Summer Millinery Openings were on Monday. lot of the very Misses omen, 2,000 Yards Extra Good Bungalo Nets, 3%¢ yd. The story is simple. The firm needed the money, we made a aaising you 75¢ per yard a a a A ry oe 39c per yd. Value is .75¢ mugd'o Nets, 3% vo. and instead of Fines Sand Sond cnn Suis. Such Extra Fine 40 inch Factory 21¢c yard co ond god ceo ad. Sch less black specks. Free Much used now for house dresses, spreads, with trimmings of fancy large pattern chintz. Extra Special 21¢ yard 30 Dozen Good Pillow Cases 25¢ each » Years since this price was quoted. These are a particularly nice quality. well made, free from dressing, well hemmed. Sizes 40 and 42 only. Worth 40c each. Extra Special 25¢ each ---- Bobbed Hair Bow Ribbon A Sale Bow Campin i Tie Zialured 21 overtCanad We are selling Fancy and Plain Hair Bow Ribbon, some worth as high as $1.25 per yard. Special at 29¢ per yard Come on in. See the Store always at its best with excellont displays of all the Newest Mexchandise. Compare our Prices and you will soon know where to save your dollars. Meet your friends at Miller's Rest Room.