Gat og mA ---------------- "Easy-to-Find" RADIO PROGRAM Tonight's Best Features 8.00 p.m. Blue Network: --Champion Spark- ers with Irving Kaufman, 855 WPG (223)-- Atlantic City. "Leaming tw Fly. : aan 9.00 Columbia Chain: Music of Famous 700 KYW (5260)--Chicago. Uncle Dob. WIP (®)--Phila. Uncle Wip. 7.10 WGN (416)--Chicage. Uncle Quin, 7.30 WFAA (345)--Dallas. Stosy hour, 815 KGO (4)--Oakland. "Friend to Boys." CONCERTS TONIGHT 6.30 p.m, Columbia Chain: Comcert orches- Composers. 5 10.3% Ryo (319)--Tulsa, Tulsa Sypmb M Quartet, Red Re(wass;~Natimal Grand Opera, "L'Elisir D'Amora." 11.00 CNRW (381)-- Winnipeg. Apollo Male nr. Silent tonight after 7.00 CNRO, KFAU, KLDS, \H, WCBI), WEMC, WFAA, WF, WHAR, WHAZ, WJAX, WWNC, Regular Daytime Programs k :="Tower Healthy trom WEAF, WCAE, WEEL, Wu WGY, WRC, WOR (422)~Newark. Morning gym. 7.00 CKCL _(357)=Toronto, Setting up exer: KENF (461)=Shenandoah, Sunrise con. t. KA (393)=Shenandoah, Farm talk; mus 7.30 WMAQ (48)=Chicago. V.M.C.A. emer cises, KSO (227)=Claringa. "The Boss" 7.45 WOC (¥75)=Davenport, Happy Hour, 8.00 WEAF Sohy-~. Y. Morning Devo tions: WLW (428)=Cinci, Healthiul exercises. 8.15 Red Network:="Cheerio," from WEAF, WEEI, WGY, WRC, 8.30 WEMC (480)--Berrien Springs. Early morning music, . 9.00 WBAP (500)--Ft. Werth, Moming musicale, WDAF (¥0)-~Kansas City, Morning Bible lesson, WHO (535)=Des Moines, Victor 'pro- 9.90 WWJ (353)=Detroit, "Tonight's Din: Ay ner, 10.00 K (333)~Kansas College. Rural school, WLW (428)~Cinci, Women's hour, 10,30 CKCL (357)--Toronto, Music, WAIU (283)=Columbus, Scripture; musie, 10.45 WFI (405)--Phila, Housekeepers chat, WGRS (49)-N, Y, Women's hour, WLS (345)=Chicage. Home question WNAC (461)~Boston, Women's hour, WEAF (492)=N, Y. Music; household talks, WGN (416)~Chicago, Home manage: ment peri : WRAY (326)-N, ¥, "K g Fit" WSB (476)=Atlanta. omemaker's hour, 11,30 WAMD (222)~Mpls. Musicale, WHO (535)--Des Moines, Organ. 1200 Noon CFCA (357)=Calgary. News; weather, KMA (399)--~Shenandoah, Songs, WANC (238)=Akron, Studio program, WAIU (283)=Columbus, Musicale, WERH (366)~Chicago, Women's hour. WIZ (454)=N. VY, Luncheon music, , R.F,D, Dinner bell, Luncheon music, wos Home economics, WTMJ (294)=Milwaukee. Organ. 18.15 WEAF (492)-N. VY, Rolfe's Orchestra, WLIT (405)=Phila, Religious service, 12.30 WCAU (261)~Phila, Orchestra, WTAM (400) = Cleveland, Orchestra 645 am. Red Network: State concert, "13,35 CFCF (411)=Montreal, Mt, Royal Or chestra, 12.45 CKCL (357)~Toronto, Luncheon music, WSM (337)=Nashville, Farm and home program, 100 pm, KOIL (319) = Council Bluffs, News: music, i KSO (227)~Clarindd, Luncheon music, KTHS (385)--Hot Springs, Concert, WCCO (405)=~Mpls-St, Paul, Farm hour, WCFL, (484)=Chicago. Organ, WDAF (370)~Kansas City, Country. side chats, WGR (303)~Buffalo, Concert ensemble, WHN (394)=N, Y. News flashes; mu sic, WHT (306)=Chicago, Organ, Al Car» ney, WMAQ (448)=Chicago, Melodies, WMC (517)=~Memphis, Orchestra, WMCA (370)=N, Y. String ensemble, WSB (476)=Atlanta, Music, WTMJ (294) = Milwaukee, Luncheon music, WWJ (358)=Detroit, Organ. i ig WGHP (Z78)=Detroit, Tuller rio, WHO (535)=-Des Moines. The Ambass- adors, 1.3 KFNF (461) =~ Shenandoah, Farmers' dinner concert, WFAA (545)=Dallas, Address; music, WGBS (349)=N.Y. Scripture; musicale. 1,40 WGN (416)~Chicago. Drake ensemble. 115 Thursday's Progams AFTERNOON PROGRAMS 2.00 p.m. WGHP - (278)--Detroit, Music. WOR (422)--Newark, Vocal; piano, WED (476)--Atlanta. . Farm service; music, KOA (326)-- Denver, Organ. 2.30 KMMJ (230)--Clay Center, Neb, sicale, WEEL (508)--Boston, Musicale, WGR (303)-- Buffalo, Radio Trades coms cert, WMAQ (448)--Chicago. Musical pot. DO! I'l urri, 3.00 Wail (283)--Columbus, Music. WENR (288)--Chicago. Popular re- quests, WF (405)--Phila; Musicale. WGBS (3499)--N.Y, Address; music, WHAM (280)--Rochester. Studio prog. WMCA (370)--N.Y, Service prog. WRNY (326)---> The Troubadours, 3.10 WHN (395)--N.Y, Loew's 3.30 CKCL (357)--Toronto. Radio Movie Club. KOII. (319)~Council Bluffs, Tell-the- world, WGN (416)--Chicago. Artist recital, WIBO (306)--Chicago. Organ. WTMJ (294)--Milwaukee. Buddies br. 4.00 KFAB (319)--Lincoln. Orchestra com. WEAF (492)---N.Y. Afternoon conc. WEBH (366)--Chicago. Afternoon miu- sic WLW (428)--Cinci. Piano selections, WNAC (461)--Boston. Tea dance. 4.15 WHO (535)--Des Moines, WHO orches, 4.30 CNRS (330)--Saskatoon. Special music. WDAF (370)--Kansas City. String trio, WIZ (454)-N.Y. Afternoon program, 5.00 WCCO (405)--Mpls.-St. Paul. Readers Mu- Club. WCFL (484)--Chicago. Rest hour. 5.30 KOA (326)--Denver. Matinee housewives. 6.00 WEAF (492)-N.Y. Waldorf Astoria: WEEI, WRC. WIP (508)--Phiia, Dinner mpgsic. WTAM (400)--Cleveland. Orchestra. WWJ (375)--Detroit. Dinner coucert. 6.30 WBAL (285)--Baltimore. Didher mu- sic, WFI (405)--Phila. Adelphia Hotel, WGR (303)--Buffalo. Dinner music. WTIC (535)--Hartford. Dinner music, 6.45 WHAM (278)--Rochester. Dinner mu- sic. WOC (%75)--Davenport. Chimes , conc. E STORIES 6.00 pm. WEBH (366)--Chicago. Daddy Davis. WGBS (349)--X.Y. Uncle Gee Bee. WMAQ (#48)--Chicago. Topsy Turvey Time. 6.45 WEEI (508)--Boston. Big Brother. for Dream tra, Male quartet, vocal music, from WOR, WCAU, KOIL, WJAS, WADC, WMAK, WAIU, WKRC, WGHP. WMAQ, WOWO, WCAO, WNAC, WEAN, WFBL, KMOX, KMBC. Blue Network:--U, 8. Marine Band: WRC, WIZ, WOW, WREN, KMA (31)--Shenandoah, Organ. KVOO (345)--Tulsa. Bartlesville band concert, WEAF (#92)-N.Y. Sing. 5 WWJ (353)--Detroit, Vocal. Red Network: --Comfort Hour, from WEAF, WEEI, WTIC, WJAR, WTAG, WCSH, 3 WHR (263)=Cleveland. En. semble. WIZ ($50-N.Y, WLW (428) Red Network: --bodge from WEAF, WEEI, WTIC, WIAR, TAG CSH, WFI, WRC, WGY, AE, WTAM, WWJ, WSATL, WERH, WRHM, WTMJ, WOC, WHO, WOW, WDAF, KVOO, WFAA, WHAS, KOA, KSD, WOAL WSM, WMC,. WSH, WBT, WGR, KSD, Canadian Chain: Concert Orchestra: CNRO, CNRM, CNR. KMA (3) --Shenandoal. Concert. KOIL (319)=Council Bluifs. Marvel Boys. KSO (227)--Clarinda. P'opular music, WAAT (246)--Jersey City. Popular SONKS, PWN (400) Havana, WBAL (285)-- Baltimore. WCAH (234)--Columbus. School, WCAU deville. WENR WFAN WFLA WwWaGHP DGSET concert WIP (349)--Phila. Lord Calvert hour. WNYC (526)--N.Y, Concert. WSEA (263)--Norfolk, Concert. WOR (422)--Newark, Vocal, WRVA (254)--Richmond. Concert. Red Network:--Hoover WEAN, WAL, WHAT, WOC WECo! Rin WDAF, WHO, WOW, WHAS, WMC, WSM, WsB, KVOO, WFAA, WWJ. : Blue Network :--Ampico Hour, of Music, from WJZ, WBZ, WBZA, WDBAIL, WELW, KYW, WHAM, KDKA, WIR, KWK, WTMJ, WRHM, Canadian Chain: Light opera, "Meriie England': CNRO, CNR, CFCA (357)--Toronto, Maurice Ravel, world famous French composer-pianist. KFAU (285)--Boise, Idaho, Student's Council program, WEAQ (283)--Columbus, School of Music, ¥ WGRBS (349)---N.Y, Concert, WJAX (341)--]Jacksonville. Recital. WMCA (370)--N.Y, Concert, 3 WNAC (461)=DBoston. Metropolitan Theatre, 3 : WPAP (394)--N.Y. American variety hour, : WP(G (273)--Atlantic City, Playground Revellers. WSUN (517)--5t, Jubilee Singers, A WTAG (517)=Worcester. String ensem- ble Th a 5)--Hartford. Capitol Thea. WLE (345)--Chicago, Symphony orches. Blue Network:~Maxwell Hour, from WIZ, WB WBZA, KOA, WBAL, KDKA, KYW, KVOO, WBAP, KPRC, WJAX, WDAF, WHAM, WHAS, WHT, {1 WLW, WHO, WOC, WRVA, WMC, WOW, WTMJ, WRHM, KSL. : KLDS (283)--Independence, Mo, Cone, KTHS (384)--Hot Springs. Ensemble. KTNT (256)--Muscatine, Old time fid dln.' y WAAT (245)--Jersey City, Concert, WADC (297)--Akron. Concert, WBBM (389)--Chicago. Vocal. WCAH (234)--Columbus, Male quar- Mid-week | Hymn LB.S.A. Donnie Laddies. i, Studio features. Presentation, Vocal. Recital. North High (261)--"Phila. Blue Anchor vau- (288)--Chicago. Popular, (224)--Phila, Hawaiians, (317)--Clearwater, Songs. (278) = Detroit. Organ, (270)-- Atlanta, Miss Leftwich Universiiy Petersburg, McCabe WSEB, WSM, tet, SE WOCBD (345)--Zion, NI, Studio ensem- Weco (4U5)=Mpls.-St, Paul, Hamline our. . (184)--Chicago. Popular music. AF (492)=N.Y, Bandana days, WENR (288)--Chicago, Classical. 3 WIJD (366)--Chicago. Mooseheart hr. WIW (428)=Cinci, Vocal, 5 WMAK (545)--Buffalo. LR.C. Male quartet, 3 WMA) (448)-- Chicago. Musicale, WOI (263)--Ames, Farm program. WRR (461) --Dallas. Old time fiddlin WSAI (361)--Cinci, Studio program, WTAM (400)--Cleveland. Willard Cas- aliers, MMT (229)--Clay Center, Studio, 215 KMD "(20 i. Paul, "Chuck and Les." i ---------- A -- THY BEST IN RADIOS THE MARCON) SHOP Cor. King & Celina Phone 2604 68 King St. W. Phone 2141 Felt Bros. 7 he LEADING JEWELERS Established 1886 12 Simcoe St. South 1 Hudson and 1 Essex Coach, late models, in perfect order, pew duco Chadburn Motor Co, HUDSON-ESSEX DISTRIBUTOR ® Prince St, Oshawa Phone 1160 COAL - COKE - WOOD | * Waterous-Meek, Limited Yards--Cedardale Uptown Office--66 King St. W. Phones: 660, 1288 LILLE TTT (RULE 'we OSHAWA DAILY TIMES. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 21, 19%. 9.30 KFAB (319)--Lincols. U, of Nebraska Kehe™ KTHS (380-Hot Springs. Harmony Twins, 10.00 Red Network: --Smith Brothers, from WEAF, KSD, WCAE, WCCO, WDAF, WEBH, WEEL, WGR, WOU, WRC, WSAL WTAG, WW). Blue Network:~The Continentals, from WIZ. KDKA, WIR, KYW, KWK. WREN. KV0O, KOA. KF (#69)--Los Angeles. Symphonetie. KOIL (319) ~Council Bluffs. Crosley hr. KPRC (2M) -Houston, Concert. ngs. . Classical. 4 3 2 . Music, WFI (#05)-Phila. Studio concert. Sotense Paine in the Back This Teed Save great Recommends it to hundreds of people Wm. Hollis, Birmingham, E land, learned of Gin Pills in Mont- real, ten years ago. He suffered intense pains in the back, caused by deranged kidneys. Gin Pills were recommended to him, He writes: "lI had great relief from kidney trouble after using Gin Pills. 1 have pric I RSL fy iy iven many Gin Pills to people t with their backs, and every- one has given them the best of recommendations, "A friend of mine, Wm, Osbund, of Birmingham, suffered a long time with rheumatism and feet. I ave him twelve Gin Pills and for the st year he has felt no pain, "Thanking you and Gin Pills for the relief given me and scores of others that 1 recommended them to." 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WSM (37)--Nashville. Negro Spirit- uals, Roger Williams University qgua:- tet, WOC (J76)-Davenport. "The lmmi- grant," Irving Berlin program. 1L15 WRHM (261)--Mpls. Popular revue. 1L3 CNRC (435)--Calgary. Organ. WGY (380)--Schenectady. Organ, WSM (337)--Nashville, Pipe organ. 11.45 WSH (476)-- Atlanta, Organ, Dr. Shel n, 12 mid. Pacific Chain: --Dodge Program, Moon Magic: KPO, KF1, KGO, KGW, KHQ, KOMO, KFOA, LW am. KFl (#9)--Llos Angeles. Modern classics, FEATURE TALKS 6.3 pom. WGHEP (278)-- Detroit. talk, Psychologr (176) Atlanta. "Astionouy Message." 7.00 WUFL (484)--Chicago. Labor talk, WOC (375) Studies of Abraham 7.00 WSAL (326)--Cinct. Jurcau. 7.30 WGY (380) - Schenectady lege: WHAM. 8.00 Bue Network: Lincoh Better Dacingss Union Cui Retold 'Tale Wis £05 WTAG (517) - Worcester. Travel talk, 8.20 WOS (422) Jefferson City, Educational hour, 5.25 WMAQ (448)--Chicago. Health talk, In Herman N, Hundesen, 8.30 WIT ,(258)--Charlotte. Bible student, 9,00 WIP (349)-- Phila. 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We Deliver RECORD NOVENENT OF OCEAN LINERS Four Steamers Bring 2,013 Passengers to Port of Halifax Halifax, Mar. 21.--Scenes re- minding one strongly of the ports of Liverpool and New York, were enacted at the Canadian National Railways and Ocean Terminals here on Saturday and Sunday when there was an almost record movement in trans-Atlantic lines for this season, added to which was considerable activity among Canadian National steamships. Over two thousand passengers were landed and five specia' boat trains of the Canadian Nationa) were dispatched to Montreal and points west. This was the severest test the new immigration and movement in trans-Atlantic liners railway ticketing and dispatching facilities in Halifax have had since they were opened 10 days ago, and in every respect, they are meeting the requirements. The liners arriving in given together with passengers wepe: Frederick Eighth, Scandinavian American Line from Copenhagen with 36%; the Cunard r Antonio with 46 the Cunarder Aurania with 7 and the White Star liner Celtic with 864 or a total of 2,013 pas- sengers. This constituted the heav- iest week end of traffic through Halifax for some considerable time. The Celtic docked shortly af- ter. seven o'clock on Saturday eve- ning. She had in her cabin pas- senger list the Toronto Grads World's Hockeyists, returning | from the Olympics, who proceeded Ito Toronto over the Canadian Na- , BY j tonal Railways on Sunday morn- number of + MADE AT NIAGARA FALLS - order as | Farmers Marketing party had remained in Europe for extension of their tour. an For each ship there was a spe- | dropped from the the | (cial boat train dispatched by ing and members of the Canadian |used in the construction of a new who |barn. As Quarrie neared the umn loading station, riding on the fron! bob of his sleigh, the Kking-boll double-tree of frightening the another sleigh, Canadian National Railways, with |horses, which bolted straight tow. the exception of the Celtie, for which there were two trains pro- vided. Tourist and third class sengers from this ship were | ne. FARMER DIES OF HURTS Guelph, March 10.-- William Quarrie, prominent farmer of Guelph Township, who sustained terrible injuries at Marden on Thursday afternoon, when he was trampled on by a runaway team ol horses, died in St. Joseph's Hos- pital, today. At the time the accident oceur- red a number of 'teams were en- gaged in hauling timber from the C. N. R. Depot at Marden to he card his vehicle. 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