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DEPOT OiVAVVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAX patent SOAP SPONGES ibooicpnielno Come Again V Factory com- this Show School AoeicLaoo that shWr of od tin I of ffiJi mutt drsr to oil f will be to Thr 11 tni out for Monday tht St day id farof wits iroiulWof IsatSitilr- a mile Travelling on a Pass It day week and a group of men to in Deacon office Gould had remarked that bo was opposed to railroad on prin ciple I trvolling on a said Mr only if its paaa at it I like to get caught at it Mr If awkini cautiously I think a thing might hurt a bodys the church It would ho liable with the conductor laid Mr I had rather a curious experience riding on a began hit Blossom as was more to fol low Sir that he had the floor Ho In continued It when If ay ward President of the Lake road John Parks and I were to take a trip down and said to us Now here gentlemen it you two thinking of South this winter Ill tell you what Ill do for you Heros my juat full of passes and papers showing that Im of the Shore and oil got Wells name on as secretary of the road Now you two gentlemen can take right along with you showing papers you can go all over South and it shant coat you a cent for railroad fare Well you can imagine that Parke and clapped on to that valise pretty lively said of course he wouldnt like to it get out that he was doing any such thing hut wo could just hold our tonguea and wiser When we boarded the train hero who should happen to bo conductor hut Hay wards soninlaw saw it wasnt to do to let him into the snap so when ho came along and Good morning Mr Blossom good room ing Mr Parka I suppose you bound for South we said yes were headed that way but wed only take tickets to Chicago Wo quite sure what road wed lake when wo got there When we pulled out of Chicago hero was a conductor we never had teen and when bo asked for our ticket Parks handed out a pass and said as tig as life Youll my name on that as president of a road up in Michigan and my friend Wells secretary We ore taking a trip through your part of country and if you over our way wed like to have you travel on our road conductor was and for anything Ife said Thats all right af ter passing the of day with us On We worked that racket on some three or fourconductor and it took like a charm You know Parks is a sort of an imposing looking man you could easily take presi dent of a road and he wore his silk hat and Swelled around considerable we gov down into Kentucky The Tickets and out the pits with uul lingo He at pats sharply then at Park Your isnt Thais whit Pm called says Parks Wh by he youve since I saw Block lit Gents Suitings To In Tcwuaou aw lo iiio SUPEEIOR MANNER Tor yoorIffl ALEX W STARR yen Telephone Office MRS SIMPSON MABBUOB for Infante and adapted totaMna I roocmmoJ jpertr to Si fint a iViX I ftiSBsVUniis I Enter- it w not Urge as DillU atquitieJ aJcDirally Jaaliutccctil by by by Jacktaeigd A b lricgirg J lie Jjie with a ftoth character rero little Kalid Jobn 4ioi j J fimilli The Editor Mr audii for oiu lie ij lit IhMxb by J W f Bed the you last I dont you says Parks Ive changed soma We nil do grow changed more niost folks taid conductor Your hair and the color as they were when I was conductor on the Shore tcttyesr4 ago You arent any than am Im sorry to dispute you says politely but have right here to And ha draped out Valise with Silea nay ward on in big letters My value had my own name on it so I it push toy foot and sent it under unseat I dont how you may hare that says kinder he had ookdat the papers and- things Wo have stolen It says Parks Stranger things have happened 4 as it coq say the conductor coolly but ytptdwi I cant prove It I suppose youll t- 1 i of the A rote of to User Jaciaop Ity sad I t 910 d lb to by rtobaranot part i ride for nothing for all of me And he went on When he wis gone Parks said Well bo wanting some more proofs of our identity Im afraid He hunted his pockets and with a lead pencil signed her name at the end wife Parts He rubbed out the Parks and instead He hadnt more than got It dono back came conductor Have you any other papers be side what are In satchel that would prove who you were I may have said Parka He In pockets awhile and finally brought out bis wifes let ter The conductor took tbo letter and bo read it through twice and be did not know what to make of it Ho saw wo had him and he just dropped letter and lit oat without another word But ho was about thomaddst man course ho know Parks was not however much ho wight prove that ho was After conductor had gone and wed just begun to breathe freely a man in front who had been listening to what was going on turns around to mo but did I under stand that your namo was Wells of Branch county Michigan I guess thats about what you understood said I I want to know says he Well Im mighty glad to meet you I to know in Syracuse Now York state Knew your folks as well as I did my own I dont suppose you recall me My namos Bangs Bangs one of Bangs sons I pretended to recollect though of course I never heard of the He was a fellow and talked ao loudOYCrybody in the car heard him and was listening- No I couldnt expect you to re member much about me he went on You went out to Michigan about the time our folks movd to Michigan But I know the rest at your family like a hook I used to on your slater Maria used to lake her to singing school how slf could sing She was mighty fine looking girl in those day She mar ried didnt shot Yes says I shes married and shes well and happy now Well and happy exclaims he Why man alive I thought she died I know she did for they sent mo a containing an account of the funeral Why yes Maria died lays Parks looking hard at inc You know she did Wells Oh yes of course she did cays I Yes Marias dead poor thing And I tried to look sad over it What in thunder do you mean saying was well and nappy de manded suspiciously Shes better off than if sho was here I solemnly Wed all he better off I am not sure of says he laughing But perhaps thats the way you look at it About that Perks and I changed our seat on account of draught and when wo got away from that fellow we had a good laugh over it For days after that Parks would have spells of asking me how Maria was Wo didnt meet any more old friends Wo went to New and looked around went up into Georgia people are right cor dial folks The conductor looked impressed when we let on who wo and pretty soon ho caaie back and Gentlemen weve got the presi dent of this road and a couple of su perintendents on this train going op the road apiece Theyre oat in smoking car I told them there was a president and secretary of a North ern road in a car back here and aiid theyd be right glad to meet you to have you smoke with them Well I dont smoke says Parka There Was a cigar sticking out of his pocket at that very minute But If you get ahead of Parks youve got to up early In the morning Perhaps Mr Wells doe says the conductor Now I really dont you know But theyd like to have a talk with you anyway Oar pres ident thinks he met Mr I fay ward once North That settled Parks I am much to the gentle men for their politenfs but lb fact is I felling well and cigar moke alwiYd males me faint sayry says conductor Theyll be disappointed Youll Mr Wells I followed out into car but I tell yon felt The conductor introducel me to and superintend- were nin from Atlanta Any other Id been glad to them but I didnt just enjoy it They wanted all road and they asked mo tic outlandish question about I know anything about I to make up facta and figures as went along j but wasnt going to thru think the North was running behind so I put them The president asked if wed built any new road bis year Ah yea says I How many wiles hare you says he hadnt the faintest idea but I said About miles to know says he and they all looked pretty well laid out at that After a while the president asked Between what points did- you build this new road you speak of I Between Kalsmuoo School craft says I as soon as Id said it that these place werent more than twelve miles apart But I had to think quick- and I gaye first names came Into my head They were just getting out a to look up the route In comes the peanut boy and says fi OUB Bradford Band made of a social last week- A Exchange has 60c Bradford rifle club- last week by point debenture town of Fire on largest distillery and California At snow is from six to eight the streets he is theres a man in other car wants to right away I wont back and Parka read ing a paper Ho shoved paper into my hands and Read that A J lnd for tbo ainst Like Shore Secretary of tbo airs they akiptitd cooDliy with a mm of inoooy loagiDA lo other A reward ot WOO It J for of ihtlr I looked at Parks and Parks looked at me What does it mean I gasped I It means that wove got to get out of this mighty quick Bays he We got out of that We shot off train at the West station as real presidents grey bat was seen coming through the car door a place called Corner hung around for a of hours till the inhabitant began to take us for sus picious characters wo made out that wo were going to start a real boom and then they took us in a carriage drove usall over village We as well as bargained for half corner lots in tbo place At last a freight train came along and we got on and went back to At lanta We woro dumbfounded that Hay- ward and Wells should cut such a caper Parks said might at least have waited till we got back he said It shows that you cant trust any body We struck out for homo after that and you can bet wo paid our fare rest of the way bought a of new hats in Atlann so that we should not be recognized by Anybody that us going down And wo packed value in a lax and homo by express for it be found in our But would you believe it the first wo met when got home was Giles and the next won Wells And it turned out that that whole story about loan put up Some- it to inaki trouble Parks bet twas that Kentucky con ductor that hdtf wet i out for certain Did ever hear that notice in asked someone when Mr Blossom had fin ished No Mr we never told him We wcro afraid ho might not see joke Of course as it turned out nobody hurt after this when I travel on a pass mhos my own name en it Her- Cobb in New York Mercury Two Fargo devoured by a pack last week council transient traders in that day license fees men were kill dynamite blast near Mich on Monday Six tons of dynamite near Richmond on man was killed Lord Stanley will land until after June council is the to make ing of bonuses illegal caoce of the diphl village ia the public school well ti Voting on the Act in i7Jl on Thursday April At St James was lined for violating the Scott Twentyfour horses juarter of were destroyed by fid lost wi The election for Act in County Of Ring Council All hotel for the of Sth Coo The till were paM tot tojlage and ii W G a lultot 3 it fc725 as j J I Proctor J J Poller do J cedar Tress for Jsnliae J lax l j Win it ill do for sod facer J bridge a gisvil beg Kki do Mo do J u alopteJ Thai killed by aUo Cox Kour and Campbell were loi Died re ops tor town line alaotoexsiolcsroalaayat lata sod lo th fitb till March then For pilfering letters j Avhem a Montreal letter was sentenced to year An avalanche fell Hospital of St Bernard burying the church but cat lots of life Voting en Scott takes on tbo Bruce Storraoht and Twentytwo car fi Roods en route from Mont China Vancouver Winnipeg last week At tho peanut boy and says to at Whitchurch Council Met fil foUnrlDir IVllHwNomtQ a hill sil ttiJc- hi lUtVafl Im No- lliVli InlhslilJ Hill stuy tfssiujilhvf lrI n with Mr the lit Mm lfAaliaVin4 vai mi wlikhii Mfl cO by III In UK for fliMiiU and I two Clerk Ac A vu ttljysnl of lb ciouDt hit pit J W- etdopllof alio the lotlruellOI tbo YotertJiUi it to of In ana for Deputy to Lutfitobtvo Wan J in the tbo toUkO with power to lh WU for Ki of V of ttUltjU near Port Elgin an William Smith the through a plate also coasWerab The was Grand Jury bills sod and conspiracy the hody of Great a town of Syria on the Mi can Methodist Mitchell Dak caught fire morning from of oily mates had to eacapcby windows one fatally injured and tho reft hurt not a hundred fro a bar teased for in five months clear cash The mom money than the hoi under this is old iia tit Scott Act in the quantity of lTiritlagiliterii thno is liiit dia ioirrourd tit- ah4ifl to farm aiJ ltiu wry day auifl is when lie iy the time to a rest Inns to lay J affray occurred alwut prove fatal and Hanks of Newt drove into arrcaliog charged with seeing having oner proceeded to house when Patrick entered dUturbsnoe althougb fireariaa the row and now at and Carroll Morrison fired one entering Carrolls Oil aide and still bo M room of Queens caoapod a stray bullet within a few of in wounded men endear the but are ode