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THE THURSDAY tidy girls do but broad margin around the bole be it email or large with a fine darning- needle and darningcotton and cover the with interlaced stitch bo as to strong as the body of the stocking and to be ornamental Blockings in this way need darning but a very few times in the course of their exist- The Husband in the Kitchen Once upon a lime there was a man so surly nod cross that he never thought his wife did anything right in the house So one evening in haymaking time he came home scolding and swearing and showing his teeth and making a dust Dear love dont be angry theres a lets change work Ill go with the mowers and mow and you shall mind the Li the over her shoulder and went into the hay field with the mowers and began to mow but man was to mind the house and do the work at home First of all he wanted to churn butter and when he had churned a while he got thirsty and went down to the cellar to tap a barrel of ale Bo just when he had knock ed in bung and was putting the tap into the cask he heard the pig come into the kitchen overhead Then off he ran up the cellar with tllOap in his hand as fast as he could to look after the pig lest it should upset the churn But when he got up nu that the pig had already knocked the churn over and stood there rooting and grunting among the cream which was running all wild with rage that ho quite forgot the ale barrel and ran at the pig as hard as he He caught it too just as it ran out of doors that piggy lay for dead on spot Then all at once he remembered that he had the tap in his hand and when he got down to the cellar every drop of the ale had run out of the Then he went into the diary and found enough cream left to fill the chum again and so he began to churn for butter they must have for dinner When he had churn ed a bit he remembered that their milking cow was still shut up in the byre all at once he thought take her to the meadow so hed just get her up on the housetop for the bouse you must know was thatched with soda and a fine crop of grass was growing there Now their house lay close up against a steep down and he thought if he would lay a the floor and if hi it he thought tin child was Euro to upset it So he took the churn on hie back and went out with but then be thought Ie J Utter firt w the cow before he turned her out on thatch so he took up a bucket to water out of tbe well but as he stooped down at the wells brink ail cream out of churn over his shoulders and down into the well Now it was near dinner time and he bad not even got the butter yet so he thought that he bad best boil tbe porridge and filled tbe pot with water and bung the fire When he bad done that lie thought the cow might perhaps fall off the thatch and break her legs or neck lie got up on the house to lie her up One end of the rope he tied fast to the cows neck and the other be clipped down the chimney and tied round hit own thigh and he make haste for tlio water now tbe pot he bad to grind hair and dressed yourself neatly find com pletely Keep your clothing in perfect onto Never let pins do duty as buttons up the holes in your stockings years in Italy before it crossed the Alps prisoners in Wetland jail are For the six months up to the end of September the County Council have had to pay far gallons being about half a pint per day for each prisoner Hit who is passionate and hasty is gener ally honest It is your old dissembling deception In a bulldog It is Train yourself to occupation gives such and of vanity and absolute stillness nothing to do fathers house take household labour upon yourself and a part of needlework and make it your attend to it Do not let a call from this idle girl or a visit from that or an from the other interfere with the performance of your duty Let your pleasures come in as recrea- not as the business of your life If you want to marry do not court or to attract the attention of A little wholesome indifference real or as sumed will be much more likely to object Consider moreover that to be a woman than a wife degrade your sex by making your existence turn on the pivot of mat rimony If you can cultivate to perfection some by which you could gain an independ- Do it whether there is a for it or not Do it quietly if you will but do it There is no tolling when or under what may need it A Sharp Trick Here they go Not long since two martlooking men entered a well-frequent- id public house in the North Riding of Yorkshire and calling for some one of them said Ill bet you moot do it for one hour I tell you I can replies the other man The landlord happened to enter and asked the cause of the dispute Only answered one of them I offer to friend that he look at that clock for one hour and move his head similar to the movement of pendulum id say Here they go there they go Done saya thesofthost I can do it line host covered the10 with a similiar and commenced his task In a short one of the men took the 20 from table and went out Boniface noticed this but thinking it was a dodge to make him lose the money went on Here they go there they go Shortly after the other man went out but went on the host The landlady just then made her appearance and asked her mate if he lad No answer gave be but Here they go there they go At last hour expired and he cried out Ive But tbe silly man had He was worsted his betters had decamped Gentleness Gentleness is the great avenue to tual enjoyment Amidst the strife of torfering interests it tempera the violation of contention and keeps alive the seeds of harmony It animosr endearments and renders the refreshing to bis fellow isli gentleness from the earth and sup pose the world to be filled with harsh and contentious spirits what sort of would remain The solitude of the would be preferable to such It indeed strange that when pie have one common interest in view frequently witness their efforts antagonistic with each other and that tEey often concur in defeating their us and purposes Has not the heart of 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