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THE NEWMARKET JANUARY 1869 The Old Arm Chair he in love is the word because it best indicates his delirious selfabasement He lives in fairy region somewhat collateral to the world and yet blending somehow with it He perfumes bis hair with fra grant oils scatters his hand kerchief and desperately shaves and for a beard He quotes poetry in which loye and dove heart and in the delicious labyrinth rash of rhyme of his beloved is raised to the seventh heaven if she speaks a pleasant word betrayed into the most astonishing and is into the gloom of misanthrophy by a frown He believes himself tho most devoted lover the world There was never such ier There never will be He is the idolater Wealth I he despises the grovelling thought Poverty with I benders A Cure for the Grecian Bend The Hamilton Spectator tells the fol lowing story which should to fair smugglers and Grecian ticularly The Grecian bend was put novel use the Buffalo and Lake railway a few days since In one of cars sat a dressed in the height of fashion who ap peared to be suffering under a rather pain ful attack of Grecian bend As is usual the trains arrival on the Ann the baggage of the the United States Have you any baggage Miss enquired the officer of the aforesaid young lady Nothing except this replied she pro ducing a small valise The officer ings and love in a cottage with water HALL lalnty delights He declares to himself with the moat solemn emphasis that he a pilgrimage to China or swim stormtossed oceans scale impassable mountains and face legions of bayonets or hut one sweet smile from her dear lips He dotes upon a Bower she has cast away He cherishes her glove a little worn at fingers next to his heart He sighs ike a locomotive letting off steam He scrawls her dear name over quires of fools cap a fitting medium for his insanity hocp on a fully depreciates the of bis own age cuts Peter Tibbeta dead because he said that the Angelina had carroty hair and passes Harry Bell contemptuously for dar ing to compare that gawky Mary Jane Ins incomparable happy foolish boy love with fears its delights its fervours rible heartburnings its solemn termination VARIETIES Love and discretion are inner ig nearly always the conquer nan by a would past for i SARSAPAILLIAN HIDDEN VIRTUES BROUGHT TO LIGHT workable case of Personal Beauty restored to a lady disfigured with a fright ful disease cured by bottles of the RESOLVENT For the history of hit wonderful cure seepage 46 of a new Medical Publication called FALSE AND TRUE a Treatise on diseases of the Skin Liter Kidneys Bladder and Urinary Organs cfree to aU by addressing JOHN RAD WAY Co enclosing stamps to pay postage 439 St Paul Street Montreal sarIapariluan RESOLVENT NOTICE OF REMOVAL MISS she hag removed her to the NEXT DOOR TO BENTLEYS DRUG STORE