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ac,ore, a“ t). When the .1My, 0011'ng tp, Mg: t8 5m" . -t.i?_t1tss.9L"Cjr1ja,iL/.Spr11ty _," ,.£9IÂ¥:W§¥? lf in); 6. Upon dragging the lady safely ashore he should place her gen,tly on the beach, reading from left to right, pin a card on her denoting that she is to be left until called for, and say, "Pardon me, while I go for a barrel." 7. The lady should make no pro- test. Should sit up and insist "I don't want no barrel" the gentleman. should push her back and say quietly but firmly, "The doctor knows what's best. You get a barrel whether you want it or not." 8. He should get the barrel, hurry- ing back to the lady at once but being; _very careful not to cross in front of anybody. He should then pick the lady up. place her across the barrel and with a few remarks about the weather apply the resuscitation treat- ilgit'), as recommended by the coast gui rd. 5. Conversation between a lady and gentleman when the lady is being rescued should be very limited. The man may, make such remarks as "The water is cold, ain't it," and the lady may reply, "Not after you’ve been in a. while," 'and the like of that. Under no circumstances should the gentle- man make a proposal of marriage or take the liberty of asking, just be- cause he has helped her ashore, that he may go on keeping company with hre. 4. In rescuing the lady the gentle- man should keep on her right. He should take her by the arm it he knows her slightly. Otherwise he may take her by the neck, foot or hair. 3. The gentleman may accept this an indicating the lady is interested in him. He may proceed to drag her in out ot the deep water, maintaining strict decorum. To which the lady, after sinking for the second time, will reply: "Not ah- less you act quicker than this, dum- bell!" time? The gentleman will then swim around her two or three times and re- mark: "May I see you again some The lady will hang her eyes and say: “You ilatterer." The gentleman will reply: "That's funny. I thought I had. It must have been some drowning person who looked like you." 2. The lady, if well bred, will reply simply: "That's a fine question to ask me at a time like this!" 1. Circumstances alter cases. If the young lady is over her head in evident distress, social regulations may 'be disregarded slightly. The gentleman should swim to her side and say, lifting his hat (if he has no hat he should swim ashore and get one in such an emergency) "I beg. your pardon, but haven't I met you some place before?" I HOW TO RESCUE A YOUNG LADY New Pack Peas, No. 4 - - - 15c New Pack Early June Peas - - 2Oc "2115321: ORANGE- ADE (Large) - 23C MESSINA LEMONS 27 Extra fine quality, doz. c DOMINION STORES 31 CHERRY CAKE, lb. (2 DOMINION STORES CHERRY and 29 FRUIT CAKE, lb. - C R KKOVAH LEMON- KKOVAH LEMON- ADE or ORANGE ADE (Large) - When you’ve placed your complete grocery order at your near- est DOMINION STORE, you will find that you’ve paid less over the counter and more goods have come over the counter to you than if you had shopped around elsewhere. Preserving time is here and the following items will enable you to do this year’s preserving at a minimum of cost. , CROWN GEM JARS , mt CEBTQ -- _ _ ltd,. CROWN GEM JARS] 25 "pints, doz. - - q ”$3, “if "N 1.35 CROWN GEM JARS 1 85 y, Gallons, doz. - o CHOICE COHOE SALMON, l-lb. tip tk - ).o.o-0.o.¢m ).()-()-().().O.()-( 0:. ..0err.tr*trii.-rtrro-o-oarit.oa-o-o-.o-o- English Breakast Tea, lb. . . .75c "Richme1lo" Blended Tea, 1b . 79c EIGHT ADE or. ORANGE- ADE (Small) - lie For a Refreshing Drink, try Dominion Stores TEA fced-)ichrne11o Blend-lb. - - l?" Buy More and Pay Less :: The Once Over tt . Sauce (Canadian Cream) - - f2 lc WE SELL PARAWAX Pkge. " D-0.0-0.0-(r By H. I. PHILIPS an gar-5 argndg‘iu; JGIxo_ 17H 'rries"trctlfiis "' ' , "9'" '.f T C"..'.'" WWWâ€"AW _ _ V LARGE BOTTLE WHITE ONIONS q LARGE BOTTLE SOUR PICKLES . 13-02. Bottle PRE- PARED MUSTARD 4-lb. Tin JAM (Rasp- berry, Strawberry or Black Currant) NEW CANADIAN CHEESE, lb. - MAYFIELD BRAND berry, gtrawtferrsr" or Black Currant) -69c CHOICE CLEANED CUI2RANTS, 1b. -15C HIRE'S ROOT BEER or GINGER ALE 33 (Packets) - - - C SQDA BISCUITS, zxyc JAR RINGS (Fruit Pectin) RUBBER RINGS Specially Preriared, (l-lb. pkts.), 2 lbs. -256 FRESH ROASTED An- BULK COCOA, BACON (Machine Sliced), lb. - - Fresh, Crisp, lb. -.. 3 doz. RESH ROASTED COFFEE, lb. - -49C Doz. (Packets) Complete information and literature may be had from any Agent of the Canadian, National Jta1rlwayys,-,-rAdtt. -.. Canadian National trains make' ex-, cellent connections with steamboats which serve every part of the district. For those who 'prefer sport the splendid summer hotels otter every facility for golf, tennis, boating and bathing, while Lake of Bays and ad- joining lakes abound with trout, pickerel, and bass. that thrill the fish- erman. For the Nature los/er, Lake of Bays is truly edged with a thousand inter- esting bays each with its own peculiar beauty inviting close study and exploration. "Distant fields are greenest does not always hold true for Lake of Bays is close to Toronto, just 146 miles north and as a place. of beauty or a holidaying spot of varied interests it is not excelled in1 Canada. The Imperial College of Science and Technology has established two post- graduate scholarships open to gradu- ates of Canadian universities who have obtained high standing in their under- graduate course, and also at gradua- tion, and give promise, under special training, of developing a high capac- ity for research in science. The Re- search Council of Canada selects the candidates of whom the awards are to, be granted. I Mr. Henry has been research as- sistant in the School pf Engineering Research with Professbr J. T. King during the past two years, after his graduation with honors in mining en- gineering in 1922. He irat present engaged in exploration work in North- ern Ontario. Roy J. Henry, B.A.Sc., has been awarded a Dominion scholarship at the Imperial College of Science and Technology, London, Eng.' The award is of the value of 300 pounds, and is tenable for nine months, be- ginning October, 1924. The following clipping from the To- ronto Globe has reference to the son of the Arthur P. Henry, of Mountain street, Grimsbv---Henry, Jr., being a graduate of the Grimsby high school: l POPULAR VACATION RESORT 10. There is nothing for the gen- tleman to do but apologize and put her back where he found her. senses propriety requires that she cry out "Who are you?" To this the gentleman should reply: "I just met you out there in a couple ot tathomg." "How did I get there?" . the lady should demand. "You came in with me," the gentleman should assure her. "This is terriblel" the lady should shriek. "I never go any place with a strdnger." TO SATISF Y lk 0.0-0.0 WINS SHOLARSHIP 32 79c .17c -23c -296 Sk -40c I IS: -34c -25c -20c ii, A minister in Scotland observed some boys sitting on a fence. He said to them: "What are you doing Whereupon he took a more-delib- erate census and reported: "I count 14 suits I am owed for and six over- coats. All of them have -better seats than we have." Two students On a train were tell- ing about their abilities to see and hear. The one said: '"Do you see that barn over there on the horizon?" "Yes." _ A tailor took his wife to the theatre and before the curtain rose, proceed- ed to glance around the auditorium. "Well," asked his wife, "how many people do you see whom you know?" "Can you see that fly walking around on the root of that barn?" "No, but I can hear the shingles crack when he steps on them." "Oh, he holds the chisel between his teeth and hits himself on the back of the head with the hammer," was the reply. "Why, that's nothing. I know 2 stonemason who has only one arm." "Nonsense," said the first man "How does he do the work?" "You can go now, Sambo, but let me warn you never to appear here again." To which Sambo replied, with a broad grin: ( "I wou1dn't have been here dis time only de constable fetch me." Two men were trying to outdo each other with tales of cleverness. When one had finished a remarkable story, the other said: The professor was very absentmind- ed, and one day as he came home after a heavy storm in a very bedraggled and wet state, his wife met him at the door. As he greeted her he made the remark that he had forgotten his umbrella, and his wife, surprised to think that he even remembered that he had thought of it .' "Why, my dear," he said, with a smile of satisfaction, "when it stopped raining and I went to shut it." The latter said to the man,' after hearing the facts:-- A negro was had up before the magistrate, charged with some minor offence. . A man was being medically exam- ined with a view to effecting an in- surance policy on his life. "Have you ever had a serious illness, Mr. Giles?" asked the medical man. "No sir." "Ever had a bad. accident?" "No. sir; least-wise it was 'ardly an accident. One o' my bulls tossed me over a fence last May, though!" "But surely you call that an accident, Mr. Giles?" "Ah doan't think that, sir. I think the brute did it a-pur- pose." doctor, after careful questioning, as- sured the patient that the ailment would respond readily to treatment. "I suppose you must have had a great deal of experience with this disease?" said the sufferer. The doctor smiled wisely and re- plied: "Why, my dear sir, I've had bronchitis myself for over fifteen years." , a). Wa' A victim of chronic bronchitis tyls..,Qp, , 459, ctac, 'Cuhsa,.v,aci,vsrir,,edaaa, in burning shame On Friday night, of last week, the following article appeared in The Hamilton Spectator: The resignation of Mrs. A. M. Ross, juvenile probation officer under the Juvenile Delinquency act, was accepted this a morning by Magistrate George F. Jelfs, after a ten-minute conference. No reason was given by either Mrs. Ross or his worship. Chief David Coulter Was the only other of- ficial present when, the resignation was tendered and ac- cepted. In a statement to the press the magistrate said: _ "Lbeg to inform you that Mrs. Ross has (r'esig'ned .as juvenile probation officer under the Juvenile Delinquency-act. Now, that's all I'm going to say. Don't ask me any more." Mrs. Ross declined to discuss the matter, but intimated i that she would resign from her other Mices as well, includ- l ing that of probation officer for the Pig/Sister association. Whether the resignation of Mrs. Rossris a direct result of the investigation conducted by the Attorney-General is not known, but it is presumed that it is. Mrs. Ross, at that time a provincial porl(te'wotpan, had been the cause of breaking up this scandalous party/fiend it was from her that The Herald secured its information. ' (, Mrs. Ross, at that time This is not what we had expected of good old Ontario. That province might have.lived down Immmy Church and even the Drury government. But tq’jii‘actually appeal to the baser nature of men in order to firllij'tb- beaches, is ber.. yond forgiveness. _ "l),')' How Toronto, the virtuous, must ha11g her chaste head What more natural then, than to Start just such a story as this? As a major attraction, a ruptured bathing suit has always been considered much bett.t),irthan a casino. A whole nude party of thirty-two people"ij)11st be worth half a dozen skinny kings. 1"ir" O NUDE BATHING STORIES WERE FALSE IN LIGHTEE VEIN mgr, t @4233, my Grua f,' cv1cu,ri. in We“ Re'eet2 IZIAIEV (Continued from THE INDEPENDENT, GRIMSBY, ONTARIO be worth $300. They weigh 1200 lbs. each. Also bay mare, big, strong driver, 7 years old, 1250 lbs., and sound, $85; brown gelding, 1400 lbs., $110: dapple grey gelding, 6 years old, 1500 lbs., $125; team harness from $18 to $35; light wagon; top buggy and team farm wagon with box; all cheap, any trial given, part credit to reliable parties. Nice roan mare, suit fruit farmer, low set, thick, perfectly sound animal, $110; also nice roan gelding, 4 years old, partly broken, perfectly quiet, $75; he is just worth double to the right man. They would make. an ideal team for fruit farmer when handled a little and would be worth $300. They weigh 1200 lbs. PETER EDMOND NOTICE is hereby given that a by-law was passed by the Municipal Council of the Corporation of the Township of North Grimsby on the 25th day of June, 1924, providing for the issue of deben- tures to the amount of $20,000 for the purpose of granolithic sidewalks, and that such by-law was registered in the Registry Office of the county of Lincoln on the 30th day of July, 1924. Any motion to quash or set aside the same or any part thereof must be made within three months after the first pub- lication of this notice and cannot be made thereafter. DATED the 30th day of July, 1924. All parents are hereby warned that they are liable to a fine of $25 for ne- glecting to report to the Medical Offi- cer of Health any case of Whooping- Cough or other communicable disease. Many think that the medical attendant is alone responsible, but parents are equally liable if the case is not re- ported. WHOOPING COUGH Notice of Registrar- tion of By-law DR. R. A. ALEXANDER, Medical Officer of Health Grimsby, July 28, 1924. Stop 181 just west of Beamsville The Metallic Roofing Co. Limit“! 403 1194 King St. W,,, Toronto WARNING Flu. ygesl",t: Rust Ind Storm Proof-- uku “law by Condenslng M and Frost. Sand Postal Cord for Folder "I" HORSES FOR SALE Page One) . "Metallne" Shlngies " Eastlake" deanlzod Copper-baring of July, 1924. T. W. ALLAN Clerk A.--The 1922 production of Prince Edward Island of grain, root crops, fisheries, ete., estimated at over $11,- 000,000, including 7,000,000 bushels of oats, 6,000,000 bushels ot turnips, {5,000,000 bushels of turnips and 1,500,- , 000 worth of fish. O.----' does Canada stand apple country? V A.--Canada wpn most of the prizes at the Imperial Apple Show, held in London, Eng., in October, 1922--46 in all. PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND PRO. DUCTION (l.--jhat was the value of Prince Edward Island’s chief production in 1922,?, “THE LIMESTONE CITY" $l.---Whieh is the Limestone City? A.---Kingston is known as "The Limestone City," becaus of the lime- stone that is extensive!)S used in its buildings and that marks the geo- logical formation of the district. CANADA AS AN APPLE (‘OFNTDY [ A.---The Canadian- National-Grand Trunk Railway System, with 22,000 miles of rails, is claimed to be the world's greatest transport system. THE WORLD’S GREATEST TRANS. PORT SYSTEM (l.--MOat is the world's greatest transport system? . Excellent hotel accommodation may be had at various points in the dis- trict. G-Where is Canada's biggest mar- ket? A.--tanada's biggest market is Great Britain. For every dollar, which' Canada spends in Great Britain, Great Britain buys $3 worth in Canada. For every dollar Which the United States spends in Canada, Canada spends $3 in the States? 0.--MOo is the present Canadian High Commissioner? A.-The present Canadian High Commissioner in London, Eng., is Hon. P. C. Larkin, formerly a promi- nent tea merchant in Toronto. Those who are acquainted with the sport to be had revisit these lakes year after year. Big Rideau, the largest lake of the chain abounds with gray trout and black bass-Aarge beauties which are not landed with- out an interesting battle. The other lakes comprising the chain, Opincon, Indian, Benson and Clear lake are plentifully inhabited with small-mouth black bass. . CANADIAN HIGH COMMISSIONER Illustrated literature and full par- ticulars may be obtained from any Canadian National Railways Agent--, Advt, The leaves of root-rotted plants re- main small, are bronze in color and often become yellow. Generally the diseased plant A dies before picking time, although it is not unusual to see patches remaining alive till some time after. Such plants produce small, green, immature and worthless fruit. In nearly all cases this trouble ap- pears in isolated spots throughout the field. Some rows may be affected in their entirety, but this is not the general rule. Much more often it is only a part of the row that is diseas., ed. When such diseased plants are pulled up and the roots cut trans- versely it is noticed that _the entire Ch? "We would be very glad to receive strawberry plants showing the straw- I berry root rot," writes G. H. Berkeley ot the Dominion Laboratory of Plant Pathology at St. Catharines. "This trouble has been reported this year not only from most strawberry sec- tions of Ontario, but also from New York, Illinois, Michigan and Idaho. The cause is not yet determined, al-, though certain soil organisms' are sug- gested. We believe that soil condi- tions have a great deal to do with it, and would advise any grower who is troubled with root rot to set his new plantation on land which has not been previously planted to strawberries." GROWERS ASKED FOR SAMPLES N0TE:-Harold Staniland is an old Grimsby boy, having lived tor several years with his parents on Livingston avenue. The young couple were two weeks en route, averaging 12 miles per hour most of the time. They had a six- teen-foot canoe with a 35-pound two- cylinder motor attached. He'and his wife got off the train at French river, and after Mr. Stani- land had experimented with the treacherous currents of the French river for several days, the couple em- barked. In a 'phone message to his mother from the Soo, the son stated that there were some heavy portages in the river and that in Georgian bay, it was hard going nearly all the way. High seas and strong wind were the prevailing condition. However, he was very pleased to get through, and he informed his mother that after a, rest, he and his wife would likely visit scenes of interest around "ii; Soo. normal course To travel 450 miles in a canoe, all of it in the turbulent French river and the choppy Georgian bay,. was the unique experience enjoyed by Mr. and Mrs. Harold Staniland, who live at 22 Beulah street, Hamilton. Mr. Stani- land is the son of W. H. Svtaniland, chief traffic despatcher of the T., H. NADA’S BIGGEST MARKET MAKES 450 MILE TRIP BY CANOE and has just completed his a S an Oz,D“0.()-()-0-0-0-0-fl-0-0-0.0-0-0-0-0-KD-O-U-()-0-0-0-0-." 0:0-O-(l-0-0-0-0-()-U-O.()-O-0-0.0-0-K)-().O.()-U.0-0.0.0.0.(9:. MNpliilllil1LlliilA)i? Wellworti ffu box THE CANADIAN MATCH C9 ' UMITED.MONTREAL Advertisements Run in The Independent . Always Bring Results Captain A. H. M: Waterlow, who IS commander of the de luxe C. S. L. river steamer, the S.S. Richelieu, named after the famous French Cardinal,,is an Englishman, and just before the close of the war he was awarded the silver medal given by Lloyd's for meritorious services. It was in 1893 that Lloyd's decided to bestow a medal upon ships' officers and others, who by extraordinary exertions, contributed to the preservation of vessels and cargoes from perils of all kinds. The bronze star, with blue and red ribbon, was originally adopted, but this was changed to a silver oval, with blue and silver ribbons in July, 1900, and ordered to be made circular in shape and struck in silver and bronze in April, 1913. Captain Waterlow was commander of the ss. Kerman in 1918 and on October 9th, assisted by Chief Engineer W. M. Meager, rendered meritorious service which brought honors for both himself and his assistant in the shape of Lloyd's silver medal. Captain Waterlow's principal hobby in the winter time, and when not aboard ship, is carpentry. _ Beamsville High and Vocational Schools The opportunities for Dietitions offers a wide field for am- bitious young women. _ Miss B. Boyle, B.A.,.Instructor. . fhurISAVLJI.a1 UISD " The prituaryr%tn of tion of a practical academic training of elementary and adva The prituaryr%m orthese courses is to provide instruc- tion of a practical nature in addition to the general academic training of the high school. Instruction, both elementary and advanced, in all branches of agriculture. J. F. Bates, B.S.A., Instructor. ENGLISH AND HISTORY: _ Miss J. McKee, B.A., Instructor. SCIENCE: E. H. Warden, MA., Instructor LATIN, FRENCH, ART: F Miss M. E, Henry, B.A., Instrtr MATHEMATICS: Charles Auld, B.A., Principal. AGRICULTURE AND FARM MECHANICS This is the age of specilization; if you are concerned regarding the right school for your boy or girl let our specialists help you. Every member of the 1924 staff is a highly qualified spec- ialist. During the past few years Technical and Com- mercial training have been making rapid progress. To accommodate these various departments a new and beautiful building costing $100,000 has been erected and will be ready for occupancy the coming term, as an ad- junet to the present efficient high school. It will compare favorably in accommodation and equip- ment with any school of a like nature in the province. A mammoth auditorium with gallery for various functions besides the regular gym. for physical training. Beginning in September, the following courses to meet the individual needs of high school pupils will be offered. Aceo1tntihir and Finance, Shorthand, Typewriting and Commercial :Art. _ Miss I. Wood, B.A., Instructor. . Why' pay more elsewhere when this course is free? HUSEHOLD SCIENCE: BUSINESS AND COMMERCIAL: OUR GALLERY OF RIVER CAPTAINS SPECIALIZATION or further information, Address : B.A., Instructor EMA! F 'CHES CHAS. AULD, Principal. l Beamsville Wednesday, August 6, 1924 Ask for them by name